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Your talkpage has been raped. You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:00, 15 May 2010

This isn't sickipedia, find another place to express disgusting rape fantasies, like Wikipedia's article on necrophilia.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 14:38, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Please don't misjudge me. It's actually a common practice to rape freshly archived talkpages around here. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:36, 15 May 2010
Viking  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:20 (UTC)

Sir?!? Excuse me sir???

7079-main Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Hi, writing contest coming up in an hour and twenty minutes

Hi. Did you see the thing on the top of the page about the one-hour writing contest? Sounds like a fun one. Hope you've been doing well, good to "see" you around. Aleister 2:39 28 6 MMX

Or maybe I've just turned red! Aleister a few minutes later

Your Foreign Accent Syndrome page

Standing ovation! Aleister 22:49 3 7

The Mortal Returns

I think you're off to a good start with your FAS page, but I do have a few suggestions as far as what you've already written is concerned. First off, I felt that the history section ended quite abruptly. I think that sections needs a little expanding and some possible revision in places. Secondly, I'm not a fan of the really long stretches of parenthesis. I would convert those into citations or shorten them. Parenthesis are meant to be complementary to the sentence they follow and yours tend to be more like a sentence of their own. Incorporating them into the text or simply making them into references would be a good idea. Otherwise I like it so far! (sorry that took so long!) -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ14:42 EST 7 July, 2010

Listen up guys

Yo bro. The same guy who left the original on that also left one a long time ago which I kept as is and then expanded around and under it. Here it is if you haven't seen it. This guy is proving to be a valuable starter of pages! Nice work on yours. Aleister12:00 11 7

How did you know?

And what was I even going to ask you before I wandered off with my web browser window open to this headline? O_o Do you know? Can you read minds? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 03:44 (UTC)

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:30, 16 July 2010

The creepy page

Ya, before it gets featured, and it's well on its way, why don't you expand it a little per Puppy's ideas. This would bring it up a couple of notches into "very good" territory. Nice work! Aleister 23:44 17 7

Just wanted to say well done. I laughed myself silly. Best and most wrong feature in a long time. Myocardialinfarction 12:49, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thank hou

Thank hou for your vote on Rolex, putting the time of day onto the main page. That was a fun one to write. Thanks again!!! Aleister 2:32 21 7

My talk page

That the sort of thing you're after?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:15, Jul 20 2010 UTC

You like sickipedia? I don't know if I should tar and feather you, or wait for the Elders to arrive. Shnifasuku-'ael-Ra awaits, young starfly.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 15:45, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
I dislike sickipedia about as much as I dislike conservapedia. One of them is full of sick, racist, sexist, homophobic jokes written by morons who couldn't work out how to complete a 1x1x1 Rubik's cube, and the other is sickipedia.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:28, Jul 20 2010 UTC

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--Chiefjustice32X 14:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Upsilon Sigma Sigma July Newsletter


Well guys, its been exactly 5 billion years since I last did a newsletter and I thought doing one would be a good way to get everyone back into the fold for August. Big things on the horizon for August for Upsilon Sigma Sigma.

First thing's first: Welcome to our newest brothers, Maniac1075 and Happymonkey39! Hopefully you guys will stick around and become regular contributors to our little project here!

Secondly, unfortunately there wasn't really a July collaboration. That's partly my fault from being absent most of the month because of work. The June collaboration, Taco, that got roughly finished and reviewed around mid-July will be our collaboration for both months. Go ahead and head on over to the collaboration page to vote on whether we send the article to mainspace or not and be sure to nominate an article for the que, also found on the collaboration page.

Third, some asshole (cough MadMax) redirected weird to odd, but bad news for him; we're doing weird as our collaboration for August anyways. This one is going to be epic guys, like Tim Burton epic. I'd like an 'all hands on deck' turnout for this one. We'll begin sometime around August 1 or second. I was thinking the approach for the article should be from the perspective of a high school misfit who's unaware how weird he is describing other kids as being weird. or something... Once the collaboration page is up and running we'll hash it out on the discussion page.

Lastly, and I know I constantly pound this, we all need to start doing requested articles individually. This is supposed to be a big part of USS, but our frat has morphed into mainly a collaboration group. Lets try and focus on those individual requested articles over the next few months.

Looking forward to ramping this thing back into gear with you guys in August!

Founder -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:37 EST 28 July, 2010

These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

(1473 entries were redacted for space reasons—ed.)

TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:14 29 Jul 2010]

oi, you!

Thanks for the help! Hope to see you around for the August article -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 02:09 EST 2 Aug, 2010

Contest today, August 2nd (U.S. time) or 3rd (civilized world time)

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8

Ok you article name

Ok its Pointy Sitcks. Think of something creative! Good luck! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:13, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Be poignant.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:14 (UTC)
Is my article poignant or pointy sticks? Or do I make a poignant article on pointy sticks?--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 02:16, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
I was joking, making a pun. ignor my above statement as I am mostly confusing you I suppose. Sorry.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:25 (UTC)
It's pointy sticks. And a word of advice, i know your currently my enemy, but since you made that picture i feel as if i must give you a sign of gratitude. Mention shanking and shanks. Oh you made the template too...fine another hint. Write a "history" section, and how it evolved from sticks to pointy metal on sticks to maybe even pointy medal on guns...which were made of sticks..
Anyways there are some tips from a member of PEEING...i like reviews, this is sort of a it a Pre-cum if you wish. Again good luck! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master02:52, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 5 August 2010

your review of FAS...

is finally done! sorry for the wait amigo Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Foreign Accent Syndrome. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:58 EST 9 Aug, 2010

UnReviews:The Road

Your requested article is now a reality :) -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 18:14 EST 11 Aug, 2010

There could be a system of you making articles and me 'shoppin images for them. I suck at image manipulation though...--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 04:53, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
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