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My old Name was Ms.EmmelineFloyd but I lost the password ><

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[edit] What people say about Emmeline

“She Rocks”

~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

“Take That Fuckers!”

~ Ms. Floyd on Revenge

“Fuck Her”

~ God on Ms. Floyd

“I love Her”

~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

“Those Fuckers Must DIE!!”

~ Ms. Floyd on The French

“My hero”

~ <insert name here> on Ms. Floyd

[edit] What Emmeline says about Emmeline

Thy Name Is Emmeline "Pink" Floyd. You Suck, I rock. Any Questions? I hope not because you bore me. Noow Since I'm Super Fabulous, Let's Talk about my family. I'm Purley English. Any of you idiots have something to say about it? NO? Okay then

I'm a Pink Floyd fan. Which Is ironic since My Surname is Floyd, So I call My Self Pink Floyd

I enjoy Tofu. Mostly Because YOU Are a bitch for being a french meat-eater VEGANS ROCKS You, on the other hand, SUCK for being French Yeah You're French And You suck for it Fuck YOU French Person

This Is you <insert name here>, the French person

The French can Kiss My ass. They Suck. The English Rock

Take That Fuckers.

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• Syd Barrett is awesome, he is god and his a inspiration to us all
• <insert name here> is French
• Pigs are awesome

[edit] Syd Barrett ROCKS

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