User:Ms.EmmeFloyd2

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My old Name was Ms.EmmelineFloyd but I lost the password ><

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YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!
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You <insert name here> Are French, Therefore You SUCK. You also consume meat and listen to Miley Cyrus whilst fucking fictional Emos on Myspace. Thank you very much <insert name here> for getting your pathetic French person germs all over my page, Now you owe me an apology Damnit. You SUCK, for being French, A meat-eating Bitch Fucker, For being French, and for Fucking all those 34 year old fictional emos on myspace who are a bunch of French Fuckers themselves.

This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she loves the system. Specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer.


This user is a nonsensical egregious prostate that likes to write while foreign round clocks dehydrate his hotel.


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FUCK the French

The unperson Ms.EmmeFloyd2 never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.
Memories of Ms.EmmeFloyd2 shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

[edit] if u wanna find out whoo is doin dis call 07508339656

[[Image:{{{image}}}|32px]] Blame it on France
We know those Bitchy Fuckers are somehow connected to this.



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This page was originally sporked from Ms.Floyd.


This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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[edit] What people say about Emmeline

She Rocks

~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

Take That Fuckers!

~ Ms. Floyd on Revenge

Fuck Her

~ God on Ms. Floyd

I love Her

~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

Those Fuckers Must DIE!!

~ Ms. Floyd on The French

My hero

~ <insert name here> on Ms. Floyd


[edit] What Emmeline says about Emmeline

Thy Name Is Emmeline "Pink" Floyd. You Suck, I rock. Any Questions? I hope not because you bore me. Noow Since I'm Super Fabulous, Let's Talk about my family. I'm Purley English. Any of you idiots have something to say about it? NO? Okay then


I'm a Pink Floyd fan. Which Is ironic since My Surname is Floyd, So I call My Self Pink Floyd


I enjoy Tofu. Mostly Because YOU Are a bitch for being a french meat-eater ebba4eb98f27ad54ab5794399c1c8c81_we.jpg VEGANS ROCKS vegan.jpg You, on the other hand, SUCK for being French Yeah You're French And You suck for it square-med-french.gif french.jpg thefrenchsuck.jpg peace-love-single.gif protein1.gif Fuck YOU French Person VEGAN.gif


This Is you <insert name here>, the French person FAT.jpg


The French can Kiss My ass. They Suck. The English Rock 90692b79.gif Hate.jpg peace.jpg m_f9b937adf2512e94bac80aad3e08d1db.jpg rock_sign.gif


Take That Fuckers.

[edit] Opinions On various Things

  • Syd Barrett is awesome, he is god and his a inspiration to us all
  • <insert name here> is French
  • Pigs are awesome

[edit] Syd Barrett ROCKS

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