User:Mrthejazz/subpage1
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| This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME! |
| This user does not like Kites. |
| This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage! |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
| This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be |
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Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
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| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| Usb! | No, really! |
| USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
| this user hates in a very fashionable way. he hates absolutely everything about uncyclopedia and wants you to hate him too. |
| passersbye were amazed byt the unusually large amounts of blood. passersbye were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. passersbye were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. |
Wisdom
Hold on there a minute sonny. Before you go posting flames in the forums willy, nilly, silly, billy, filly, pretending you know what you're talking about, when you fucking don't, there's a few things you should know first. Most of these points are interrelated. It might make you cynical, but I promise it's good for you. Let's just say there's a reason I rarely take sides on anything.
On persuading others: Click here
On doing some work: Don’t some work
On postmodernism, disagreements, and trolls: click here
On the relativity of "satire" and humor in general: Click here
It's not an in-joke. ==> User:Mrthejazz/It's not an in-joke
Sex and cash theory ==> User:Mrthejazz/Sex and cash theory
Finally, a bird in the hand is not yours
hey, check out my sandbox. It's more fun than my armbox! (Get the reference?)
hey <insert name here> guess what?
you're masturbating again. stop it.
Guidelines for giving me criticism
my Contributions to this freakin' place
I have purchased the following prime number
- 2003663613 * 2195,000 ± 1
I now own it. So suck it.
about me
Check out my work on both blogger and twitter.
mrthejazz1 -- Twitter!
http://whatifblank.blogspot.com -- Blogger!
Also, for not funny articles, I'm also on associated content:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/636791/casey_young.html
my political affiliation
- penis cheddar.
this is the end part
| This user has Super AIDS. Shouldn't you be working? |
Mrthejazz 19:40, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
