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Skypename: mrthejazz1
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2010 This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME!
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Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


HateHateHat this user hates in a very fashionable way. he hates absolutely everything about uncyclopedia and wants you to hate him too.
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edit Wisdom

Hold on there a minute sonny. Before you go posting flames in the forums willy, nilly, silly, billy, filly, pretending you know what you're talking about, when you fucking don't, there's a few things you should know first. Most of these points are interrelated. It might make you cynical, but I promise it's good for you. Let's just say there's a reason I rarely take sides on anything.

On persuading others: Click here

On doing some work: Don’t some work

On postmodernism, disagreements, and trolls: click here

On the relativity of "satire" and humor in general: Click here

It's not an in-joke. ==> User:Mrthejazz/It's not an in-joke

Sex and cash theory ==> User:Mrthejazz/Sex and cash theory

Finally, a bird in the hand is not yours

edit hey, check out my sandbox. It's more fun than my armbox! (Get the reference?)

edit hey <insert name here> guess what?

you're masturbating again. stop it.

edit Guidelines for giving me criticism

read this.

edit my Contributions to this freakin' place

Click here

edit I have purchased the following prime number

2003663613 * 2195,000 ± 1

I now own it. So suck it.

edit about me

Check out my work on both blogger and twitter.

mrthejazz1 -- Twitter! -- website!

Also, for not funny articles, I'm also on associated content:

edit my political affiliation

penis cheddar.

edit this is the end part

Bandaidsomg This user has Super AIDS.
Shouldn't you be working?

Mrthejazz 19:40, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

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