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Ello. These are my current ideas, currently. I may use them. Or not. Anyone is welcome to use them. After looking over them, I notice that I seem to be in the mood for dark humor. Oh well. Baron Samedi would be proud. More ideas coming soon. Maybe. Maybe not. For now, try not to stare directly into the REDLINKS! Mrthejazz 21:24, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Unfights: Flamboyant Gay Men vs. the TSA

Howto: Get a job Writing for The Onion

Don't stuff beans up your nose

Filial Piety (Now With Raccoons)

User:Mrthejazz/Uncontroversially Evil

UnNews: Local Barista has seen the movie Pulp Fiction too many times

All Encompassing Generic Corporate Handbook

Being a pimp is a big responsibility

Republican Marriage

Disenfranchised Grief

Courtier's reply

Skeletonism A parody of Darwinism insisting that skeletons walk the earth because of the fossil record.

Eye contact flu

User:MrtheJazz/The Birth of a Tubgirl

Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5

User:Mrthejazz/Charles Lindenburg

Cat Burgler

Pole tax

Charlie the Unicorn

Custer's Revenge

Dearest Margaret, I do believe I've come down with the consumption.

Edgar Allan Poe's Dating Tips -- NOT a ripoff of Ernest Hemingway's cookery Corner. Nuh-uh!

Mom, look at me!

Nut Cancer -- I Just like the title.

Howto: Talk like a preschooler

A Giant list of unrelated movie quotations that somehow combine to form a coherent article.

Hate Hate Hat

A systematic comparison of every condom in known existence

Birth of a Goatse


These next few could be a series:

Howto: Dyslexic People Offend

Howto: Offend Epileptics

Howto: Offend Aspies

Howto: Fucking Offend Someone With Fucking Tourettes

Howto: Offend Fred Phelps

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