Ello. These are my current ideas, currently. I may use them. Or not. Anyone is welcome to use them. After looking over them, I notice that I seem to be in the mood for dark humor. Oh well. Baron Samedi would be proud. More ideas coming soon. Maybe. Maybe not. For now, try not to stare directly into the REDLINKS!
Mrthejazz 21:24, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
Unfights: Flamboyant Gay Men vs. the TSA
Howto: Get a job Writing for The Onion
Don't stuff beans up your nose
Filial Piety (Now With Raccoons)
UnNews: Local Barista has seen the movie Pulp Fiction too many times
All Encompassing Generic Corporate Handbook
Skeletonism A parody of Darwinism insisting that skeletons walk the earth because of the fossil record.
Eye contact flu
User:MrtheJazz/The Birth of a Tubgirl
Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5
Charlie the Unicorn
Dearest Margaret, I do believe I've come down with the consumption.
Edgar Allan Poe's Dating Tips -- NOT a ripoff of Ernest Hemingway's cookery Corner. Nuh-uh!
Mom, look at me!
Nut Cancer -- I Just like the title.
Howto: Talk like a preschooler
A Giant list of unrelated movie quotations that somehow combine to form a coherent article.
Hate Hate Hat
A systematic comparison of every condom in known existence
Birth of a Goatse
These next few could be a series:
Howto: Dyslexic People Offend
Howto: Offend Epileptics
Howto: Offend Aspies
Howto: Fucking Offend Someone With Fucking Tourettes
Howto: Offend Fred Phelps