User:Mr Gridenko

A Mr Gridenko impersonator with in-built top hat. The top of the hat consists of a trapdoor which lets out unwanted White Rabbits when needed.

Mr Gridenko is a renknowned author, philosopher, naturalist, naturist, neutralist and scientist. Some of his contributions include:

Articles

• The biography and history of the Duke of York
• The very easy to understand and easily understandable Ecliptic
• How to use the dangerous combat style of Suspicious Eyeball Movements
• Robinson Crusoe, prince of thieves.
• Lord Longford

A wall blocks the adventurers path.

Overall Mr Gridenko is a fantastic man, and a fantastic woman as well. He's the ultimate human being but also the worst human being... dam he's good.

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Mr Gridenko for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

Unnews reports

• Sharks on a plane
• Cows Reach the moon