User:Mr C. Norris/templates
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“I pity the fool who puts Chuck Norris and Mr. T. in the same article.”
“The only thing worse than having Chuck Norris and Mr. T. in the same article is having Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Oscar Wilde in the same article.”
“Chuck Norris is not afraid of being hit by a .600 Nitro Express round. The .600 Nitro Express round is afraid of being hit by Chuck Norris”
“ In soviet russia, chuck get roundhouse kicked by YOU!!!!”
Things relating to our hero Chuck Norris. He demanded his own category, threatening to roundhouse kick us. This page was duly created, and he kicked us anyway. We should have seen it coming...
Categories:
- People who have their own category
- Bad Motherfuckers
- Why everyone hates Americans
- Old Farts
- Gods
- One True Gods
- Actors Who Unbefuckinglieveably Suck So Much Balls It's Hard To Imagine What Money Grabbing Cocksucker Gave Them An Acting Role
- Fighters
- Things you can't destroy with a million daleks
- People you wouldn't piss off
- Living people
- Superheroes
- Internet memes
- Awesome People
