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The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3

Kroz - Escape from Chuck Norris

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C:\> Kroz_

Kroz - Escape from Chuck Norris

You are now logged on as Guest.

> read title

Welcome to Kroz - Escape from Chuck Norris. It is very much like Zork but has a suttle difference
> Who am I?

You are a grue, your mission is to survive the wrath of Chuck Norris who is currently on a grue hunt.
> What is grue?

You are foo.
> look around

It is dark. You are likely to be killed by Chuck Norris. You are in a cave with a door to the north and to the east. The is a light in the corner of the room. Chuck Norris is near by.

Or you could...

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