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{{Q|I have to be careful what I say so as not to advertise the new wiki. At any rate, in January of 2013, the then-current userbase of this wiki made a decision to "fork" to our own independent domain and host, which I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link here or not. We did this for various reasons, which can all be read about in a lot of forums and things. I'll probably link those forums here later when I can be arsed to. For the time being, I just want to express that most of my efforts toward Uncyclopedia in the future will be going into the "forked" version, which I like to call the "real" version, for lack of a better term. I still intend to check my talk page on this, the Wikia version, just in case someone might stumble upon it and ask me a question about something or whatever. I intend to stick around here long enough to at least attempt to help smooth the transition of this version into the eventual new community, if one does in fact come around, and then if things take off here I can rest a little easier knowing that things are being taken care of. Or, if things don't take off here, I can rest a little easier knowing that I can just assume people will start coming to the new version of Uncyclopedia instead, and I won't have to worry too much about people coming here and getting the wrong idea of the wiki if it turns into a vandal-magnet.
<font size="1000"><center>'''OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111'''</center></font>
 
<center>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</center>
 
<center>Benn there done that. {{User:Orian57/sig7}} ''<small><span style="color:Blue;">02:54 22 February 2009</span></small>''</center>
 
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==='''Articles MrN created (Latest first)'''===
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But seriously, check the [http://en.uncyclopedia.co new version] out. If you want to.|{{U|MrN9000}} on having copied that from {{U|RAHB}}}}
*'''[[Fish Puns‎]] (with {{U|Under user}} ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Fish Puns|featured]])'''
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*[[Clementine Attlee]] (with {{U|Mhaille}}}
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[[Mohandas Gandhi]] <small>with {{U|Aleister in Chains}} </small> [[December 21, 2012]] <small>with {{U|Funnybony}} </small> [[Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL]], [[Pants Bomber]], [[Neighborhood Watch]] <small>(with {{U|MadMax}}, {{U|Multiliteralist}}, and {{U|Electrified mocha chinchilla}})</small>, [[UnScripts:Who built the moon‎]], [[Fish Puns‎]]<small> (with {{U|Under user}})</small>, [[Clementine Attlee]] <small>(with {{U|Mhaille}}}</small>, [[The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia]], [[Eric Clapton]], [[HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On]] <small>(with {{U|Cajek}})</small>, [[Battle of the Sexes]], [[Why?:Do a Pee Review]] <small>(with {{U|Cajek}})</small>, [[The Color Problem]], [[Pointless_Paradox]],[[Project Manager]], [[Moving the goal posts]].
*'''[[The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia]] ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia‎|featured]])'''
 
*[[Eric Clapton]]
 
*'''[[HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On]] (with {{U|Cajek}}) ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On|featured]])'''
 
*[[Film Criticism]] (with {{U|Cajek}})
 
*'''[[Battle of the Sexes]] ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Battle of the Sexes|featured]])'''
 
*'''[[Why?:Do a Pee Review]] (with {{U|Cajek}}) ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why?:Do a Pee Review|featured]])'''
 
*'''[[The Color Problem]] ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Color Problem|featured]])'''
 
*'''[[Pointless_Paradox]] ([[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Pointless Paradox|featured]])'''
 
*[[Project Manager]]
 
*[[Moving the goal posts]]
 
   
==='''UnNews'''===
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[[UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies]], [[UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit‎]], [[UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database‎]]
*[[UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies]]
 
*[[UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit‎]]
 
*[[UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database‎]]
 
   
==='''MrN9000 fixed up'''===
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*[[Gay]] (with {{U|Fag}}) as it was, well a bit gay...
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|<youtube width="150" height="150">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGk5ioEXlIM</youtube> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5206383248165214524# Don't watch!]
*The [[Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Guidelines|Pee Review guidelines]] (with {{U|Cajek}})
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|<youtube width="150" height="150">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W-BePJOLbw</youtube> You! [[Lord Christopher Monckton denial|denier!]]
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Shortpages&limit=500&offset=500 Short pages 1000-0] - He went through the lot. [[VFD]]ing the really bad stuff, fixing the rest (a bit) and adding pictures where there were none.
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*Loads of other pages.
 
   
==='''MrN9000 <s>is currently working on</s> has forgotten about'''===
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[[Category:Assholes]]
*[[User:MrN9000/Silence of the Lambs]]
 
*[[User:MrN9000/G4|How to be Clever and Not Funny]] - Parody of [[HTBFANJS]] which is aimed at taking the piss out of people who write high brow un-funny shit.
 
*[[User:MrN9000/G6|Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law]] - I'm rather possessive about this one.
 
*[[User:MrN9000/Sandbox1|British Censors Screwed]] - Using real place names linked to Wikipedia pages.
 
*[[User:MrN9000/Sandbox10|The Political Incorrect Olympics]] - An attempt to take the piss out of everyone in the most offensive way possible in one article. One day He will do this...
 
*[[User:MrN9000/Pantaloonery]] - When the ban runs out...
 
Maybe he should actually finish some of this bollocks eh?
 
 
===MrN9000 Saved from Deletion for Posterity===
 
*[[User:MrN9000/G8|How to Skin a Cat]] - This was deleted at [[VFD]] for being "sick". He found it funny as hell. - Sometimes Uncyclopedia can be an ass, especially considering that we have articles like [[Rape]], [[UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook]] and [[Why?:Take Your Fish To Work]].
 
*[[User:MrN9000/Fat americans|Fat americans]] - as created by an IP and preserved in its original form. Not everyone found it hilarious, but I almost pissed myself laughing. It was later [[Fat Americans|re-written]] by {{U|AE}} (who is American).
 
 
===Favourite Stubs===
 
MrN has read most of the stub articles on the site, and is particularly fond of the following:
 
*[[Wartime Profanities Act]]
 
*[[Strawberry Fields]]
 
*[[‎Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]
 
*[[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]]
 
 
===Awards from <s>Friends</s> Associates===
 
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===Some MrN Related Pics + General Ranting===
 
Well, MrN came here first because he was interested in wikis and wanted to better understand how they worked. Wikipedia is far to structured in that it is possible to define on the whole what content should be in the wiki based on what is fact. MrN considered Uncyclopedia to be far more interesting than Wikipedia, as it is based on the more subjective perspective of humour. After a short time he met {{U|Under user|some}} {{U|Cajek|cool}} {{U|TheLedBalloon|people}} and fell in love with the place. These days, he hardly watches TV, and finds the wiki to be a far more enjoyable way to spend his spare time.
 
 
Mostly MrN does not write new articles, but enjoys fixing up old ones, and helping out with [[UN:Poop|site maintenance]]. His particular focus is more aimed at the wiki as a whole rather than just the articles which are featured on the front page.
 
 
In terms of article style, MrN enjoys anything which makes him laugh, but is particularly fond of encyclopaedic articles. The concept of Uncyclopedia being a parody of wikipedia is of particular interest to him. Why MrN insists on writing in the third person on his userpage know one really knows, but they assume it's cos he's a bit of a dick.
 
 
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Image:WhoIsThisGuy.JPG|Who's this guy in the middle with the snowboard?
 
Image:MrNOver9000.JPG|Explanation not required.
 
Image:Black-wildebeest-aka-gnu.jpg|This is not his wildebeest (he never poses for photographs)
 
Image:Oobi.jpg|A naked sockpuppet.
 
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[[Category:Users happy to help noobs|MrN9000]]
 
[[Category:Uncyclopedians involved with Adopt-A-Noob]]
 
[[Category:Boobage]]
 

Latest revision as of 23:08, February 15, 2013

“I have to be careful what I say so as not to advertise the new wiki. At any rate, in January of 2013, the then-current userbase of this wiki made a decision to "fork" to our own independent domain and host, which I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link here or not. We did this for various reasons, which can all be read about in a lot of forums and things. I'll probably link those forums here later when I can be arsed to. For the time being, I just want to express that most of my efforts toward Uncyclopedia in the future will be going into the "forked" version, which I like to call the "real" version, for lack of a better term. I still intend to check my talk page on this, the Wikia version, just in case someone might stumble upon it and ask me a question about something or whatever. I intend to stick around here long enough to at least attempt to help smooth the transition of this version into the eventual new community, if one does in fact come around, and then if things take off here I can rest a little easier knowing that things are being taken care of. Or, if things don't take off here, I can rest a little easier knowing that I can just assume people will start coming to the new version of Uncyclopedia instead, and I won't have to worry too much about people coming here and getting the wrong idea of the wiki if it turns into a vandal-magnet.

But seriously, check the new version out. If you want to.”
~ MrN9000 on having copied that from RAHB

Mohandas Gandhi with Aleister in Chains December 21, 2012 with Funnybony Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL, Pants Bomber, Neighborhood Watch (with MadMax, Multiliteralist, and Electrified mocha chinchilla), UnScripts:Who built the moon‎, Fish Puns‎ (with Under user), Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek), The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.

UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit‎, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database‎

Don't watch! You! denier!
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