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You're an asshole

You just constantly ban new users for months on end for doing the same thing you and other admins do all the time and play favorites like shit.

Sometimes you read something that makes you realise why you stay here...

And that was your moon article, my friend.

Also, if you aren't too busy, can you please get back onto Moving the goalposts (guess that wasn't the exact title, shrug). Your style is so refined and pleasant to read. I mean, there are so few other places on the net you can find such subtle wit, most of it is just crass uhrm.. shite.. rammed down your throat with vigor. --Nikau (talk) 17:02, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. Glad you liked UnScripts:Who built the moon. I have been planning that one for a while. I even had to nominate it on Saturday the 14th (the day after) just to make sure all the stars lined up right. I'm joking (obviously). Moving the goal posts was the fist article I wrote/created at Uncyc. :-) As for style, I try to not have one, although obviously I do. Personally I appreciate lots of different styles such as Data Protection Act which (honestly) had me in stitches laughing more than any other article on Uncyc for years...
If you are looking for refined and pleasant to read I suggest you check out everything written, and all the edits made by Hardwick Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:45, Apr 17
...especially Bouncy Castle, for my taste, although there are many many others. Say, MrN, Nikau has been around quite a while, although not necessarily active the whole while. Also, he's an awesome writer. You two should get acquainted. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Apr 17 '12 21:39 (UTC)
We are old tradesman going back almost to Genesis. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:18, Apr 18

Sometimes you read something that makes you realise why you stay here…

That wasn't it.                               Puppy's talk page12:19 18 Apr

I think this is the one that still keeps you here. For me its this one. Aleister 00:22 18-4-'12
You guys actually read the articles? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:19, Apr 18
Occasionally I read something as I write it. I usually write blindfolded though.                               Puppy's talk page09:35 18 Apr
If I type "who built the moon" into google, Uncyclopedia is the number 2 hit. FU David Icke. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:35, Apr 19
It should be number one. A page worthy of the gods. Although on BING it's number nine. Surprises me lately that google and bing use such different criteria for searches, which changes on a daily basis. If you type in YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER! google will take you to Mother's Day, while Bing will only bring you to uncy if the saying is in quotes, and it does not even mention Puppy. We live in a world of wonder and mystery. Aleister 10:47 19-4-'12

RC checking

With the help of Bizzeebeever I have the bones of an RC patrol script. What I have in mind would work most effectively with ungrouped changes but it'll do something like this:

(diff | hist) . . Ron Paul‎; 22:33 . . (+133) . . Aleister in Chains (talk | contribs) (tweaks and tried to fix inconsistencies but failed.) [rollback]
(diff | hist) . . India‎; 22:31 . . (+2) . . Funnybony (talk | contribs) (→British Raaj: ) [rollback]
(diff | hist) . . Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol‎; 22:30 . . (+64) . . Sycamore (talk | contribs) (+User: [rollback]
(diff | hist) . . Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎; 22:29 . . (+25) . . Sycamore (talk | contribs) (+Chicago Blackhawks) [rollback]
(diff | hist) . . Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎; 22:29 . . (+21) . . Sycamore (talk | contribs) (+Buffalo Sabres)
(diff | hist) . . Amelia Earhart‎; 22:29 . . (+31) . . (talk) (→Childhood: ) [rollback]

Where the highlighted "diff" is those that have been checked. I was also thinking of something along the lines of a double-check system as well (so we could have yellow for one check and green for the other) but I'm half hearted about it as it takes a fair amount of coding for something that we may not use. To say that something has been checked I'd add a tab to "diff" pages (like the standard edit/move/watch tabs for instance) so that those that aren't checked you can check quickly by clicking the unhighlighted links, and then clicking the "check" tab when done. (I usually use dif pages for checking recent changes myself, and I assume that most editors checking these would.)

By protecting a page as "auto confirmed" we can reduce the number of people who can patrol recent changes. I haven't yet worked out a way to limit it any further than that.

What are your thoughts so far? Oh, and is MrN9001 around for the USP delivery?                               Puppy's talk page12:44 19 Apr

Hea dude. I kinda understand what you are talking about, but I'm not sure how you are suggesting it would actually work. Personally I check recent changes with a combination of grouped and non-grouped changes and mostly check diff pages. If we could get something like this working which actually did work then it would be awesome. I'm not totally sure that this kinda approach is the right way, as maybe all we need is to change the {{BPC}} template, or maybe have a new similar one which allows more text input, but you may well be onto something. How would we control who had the extra tab? All the rollbackers maybe? Also... Something like this is going to be very controversial to get accepted by the wider community. Not saying don't try... Just going to be tricky! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:24, Apr 19


We Need More Bots!

If you fancy getting yourself a bot MrN9001 runs on this. It's actually not that hard to download, setup and figure out. Anyone who is able to do that has probably got enough understanding about things to run a bot... There is an sysop protected page somewhere which needs to be changed to allow new bots to actually make changes, but anyone can get AWB running. It's really not that tricky. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:24, Apr 19

I'm working on a slightly different type of bot at the moment, based upon the stuff I've been doing with BB above. Problem with AWB is that it sits on a single computer, whereas my script bot should go wherever I can log on. Once I have it running I'll share the details around to a few select individuals who have nice hair.                               Puppy's talk page12:41 20 Apr

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:51, Apr 19

Ron Pawed by Pirat

Looks like the page you and I were dragged into will be featured at some point. I checked the history and lo and behold, Jocke Pirat did most of the reshaping and rewrite which was the core of any good stuff we worked on. It's an honor to be associated with you two. And this is the puurrrfect chance to nom Jocke Pirat for WotM in May (since he'd have a 1/2 feature in April) and finally fight and claw for him to get his place in the hall of shemed. (I looked to see if any of his non-featured are good enough for feature, can't find one but haven't looked at them all) Shining a light of Jocke P. may be one of the best things to come from the article on this boring politician and do-gooder (my motto is "Never do good before they don't do it to you") Al 10:51 20-4-'12

Nice. It came out OK I think. Cool, I had looked through the history a bit, and had not noticed the Jocke P's edits but if you think he's due a 1/2 credit then I'm sure he is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:05, Apr 20
Yes, check it out, he did a total rewrite and then claimed it as "his" article. Oh, if you are online, please check out User talk:Funnybony, last edits under Help, he's got a vandal problem that's persisting when I just looked. Thankis. Aleister 16:16 20-4-'12
Cool. I'm not really "around" today, but I protected that page. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:53, Apr 20

Alo alo

So, eh, me 'n' Pup got a patrol script working. It's here. To try it out yourself, include this line -

importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" )

- in either your uncyclopedia.js file or your monobook.js file (depending on which skin you use). Granted, mediawiki *has* a function for patrolling pages, but we would have to ask wikia to activate it, and then we would have to ask them to change our user groups so that rollbackers could use it.

My version is a bit rough around the edges, and every time you mark a page, the edit to the control page shows up on Special:RecentChanges, but I hope to get that solved soonly. Ah me so hawny. Me love you long time. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 22 '12 3:11 (UTC)

Nice! Replied on your talkpage. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:05, Apr 22
Also, hate to bug you again, but could you have a gander at this puddle of spooge? This version seems like it might be the last decent one before a bunch of IPs started using it as a glory hole, but I know nothing of English-rools football. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 22 '12 17:04 (UTC)
Hea dude. I took a look at it. Oddly enough a mate of mine who I'm getting into Uncyc came over on the weekend and actually mentioned that he had read this article and found it really funny. I'm not really a fan myself, but will clean it up a bit more, and leave it at that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:38, Apr 23
Also, that patrol script is mostly finished, for now anyway. It regulates the size of the control file now -- when the file reaches 20kB, it resets it to 4kB. And I'm not sure it will flood RC much -- IP edits tend to be either crap (which is reverted) or work on new pages (which are {{Fix}}'d or {{ICU}}'d anyway). Although...yeah, I guess there are quite a few edits by new users sometimes...hmm...well, at any rate, still working on how to prevent it from showing up on RC. Cheers, anyway. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Apr 23 '12 12:42 (UTC)
Dude, what you are doing is awesome. However this one is not in the bag yet... We still have some problems to sort out... The change file can't show up in RC, and what is going to stop sophisticated vandals changing that page? If it's not shown on RC who would notice if they did? It's probably possible for a sysop to change the site scripts to not show edits to a particular page (I don't know how to do it, but I suspect it's possible). It may also be possible to restrict edits to a page based on group membership (rollback I guess) but again I don't know how to do that if it can be done. Also... Be ready to field questions about why this is a good idea and understand the pros/cons of implementing something like this. I suspect that not everyone will agree that we actually want something like this, so there might be some opposition. I do totally think this could work very well and be very useful, but we need to iron out all the issues first. With all the above bullshit bullshitted... It is awesome. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:57, Apr 23
I agree. The fact that it shows on RC is the major con of the whole shemozzle. Beyond that, though, there is no reason as to why it can't be considered as a useful tool, even if it is only half a dozen of us using it. The other thought I had is that it adds the page once a single page has been checked - is there a way to add the page details to a cookie or something similar and add it once you've checked a dozen or so?                               Puppy's talk page01:55 23 Apr
If anything like this is going to start being actually used (by anyone) it should be done via a VD forum after lots of community discussion. Lots of people will want their say about this... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:01, Apr 23
  1. Protect that page so only rollbackers+ can edit it. Boom, vandals can't touch it. Anyway, it's not like it has a mission-critical function.
  2. I don't think a sysop can change site settings to prevent a page's edits from showing up on RC. Sannse could probably do it, but if we're going to ask for that, we might as well just ask for her to turn on the patrol extension and allow rollbackers to use it.
  3. Pros: it works. Cons: it shows up on RC; it's a clumsy workaround to take the place of something that already exists, but isn't turned on. That's about it.
  4. I wasn't thinking of forcing it to be used site-wide. We've got a few regular RC patrollers like Pup, Frosty, Sycamore, Xamralco, Aleister, and Mattsnow, and those are the folks whose lives would be made easier. I figured we'd just show up at their houses in the middle of the night and make 'em an offer they couldn't refuse: "Da boss says, 'use the script or get kneecapped.'" If that fails, we send 'em a bunch of haddock wrapped in newspaper, or wire their toilets to explode. Boom, message sent.
  5. @pup: cookies are a fine idea, but what if you mark N pages, where N is < 12? I can implement that pretty easily, but how should the script know when you want to commit your marks?
Anyway, I'm still looking into other options, like using a bot to do the actual edits, or using an off-site server to store our mark "database". On that tack: MrN, how do you "poke" a bot, like, for instance, fnoodle? I'd ask the Thumper of Skulls, but he seems busy playing online Lego or something. Never mind, got my answer. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Apr 23 '12 20:48 (UTC)
That message box - yes/no box "You have marked x pages. Would you like to commit them?" or something like that. If it's less than 5 it's probably not worth asking/committing. If it's more than 10 it's probably worth auto committing.                               Puppy's talk page10:53 23 Apr
As for vandalism of the changes page - anyone who uses that script (as it currently is) would be seeing edits to it on RC. And rollbacker only protection is a major hassle. Auto confirmed is probably sufficient.                               Puppy's talk page10:58 23 Apr
How's it a hassle? I thought you just change the protection level, and in the field where it asks "for whom", you say "rollbacks". Do we want non-rollbacks using that script? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Apr 23 '12 23:10 (UTC)
As far as I'm aware, protection levels are none, auto confirmed, and admin. adding rollback in would be a good idea overall, but hasn't been done yet.                               Puppy's talk page12:13 24 Apr
Yep. Just 3 levels. Course we could always sysop protect the page... ;) As I said... This is not done yet. We might possibly need someone running an offsite "verification" server or something. Also... what would happen if... someone reverted vandalism, but did not have or click the tab? Lots to think about here, and as I said, I don't want anyone using this or anything like it "seriously" until it's got agreement from everyone else. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:16, Apr 24
It has kinks, definitely. The principle itself is good though, and worth working out the kinks prior to throwing it on VD and saying "Hey, this is what we've got. What'ya reckon?" I'm happy to have it as admin only checking, but of course that means it'd only be admins who would be able to take advantage of it and use it for checking, which would mean there's more work for admins to do - which I'm sure you need. Also having it open to autoconfirmed - it means when we have people like Tasmania come along he can start partying with it once he's learnt enough about the place. Yeah - it'll never be a perfect idea, because there's always an element of judgement in these things. But i we can reduce/remove it popping up in RC, then we have a winner. As BB says, if we go along and say "nah, that won't do" and undo/revert/ICU/Fix/Construction, then there's no need for check. If we add the further restriction of only adding once the total of "new" marks hits 5+ or 10 total, then we reduce the amount of amendments to a minimum. (For the sake of figures, let's assume one in three amendments need to be marked, and we only add once we've hit 5-10 marks - average 7.5 - then we have one amendment via the script when we hit around the 20-25ish mark. That's 4-5 every hundred, or 20-25 every 500 recent changes. It's a signifiant percentage, but not a terrible one.)                               Puppy's talk page01:51 24 Apr
It is a good concept. Per the bit about "only add once we've hit 5-10 marks " I think a lot of times it would end up getting clicked a lot more often than that if available like that. It would also need to be able to handle grouped recent changes. If a change has been checked and reverted... Who checks the revert? who will check the checker? who guards the guards? and who will check the checker who checks the checker? and... who will check the checker who checks the checker who checked that checker? and? Keith Chegwin probably has the answers but he is not telling us. The bastard. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:36, Apr 24
As for grouped changes - it's half there. It'll highlight the last diff checked (assuming BB made the change we were chatting about) when you expand it. If the last diff was the last change, it'll highlight that. Was thinking about a double check system (yellow first check, green the second) but it was an aside. If we need to it can be done, but I figured the K.I.S.S principle at first. (As in Keep it simple not Party every day.)                               Puppy's talk page05:21 24 Apr
Never mind. Look at Forum:ATTENTION: This vote will give you longer-lasting erections AND bigger boobs!                               Puppy's talk page09:11 24 Apr

Thanks for the "hats off"

...but you should really give Pup his props, too. It was his idea in the first place; he just didn't know there was such a thing as patrolling already built in. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Apr 25 '12 22:16 (UTC)

Agreed, but personally I blame Simsilikesims the most. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:33, Apr 25
Vitramin C?                               Puppy's talk page10:59 25 Apr
It's the vitamin D that people don't get enough of you know. That's cos it's made in the skin from the sun. Anyway, where did I put my slippers? In addition, we need a "big forum and such" about "The big Feature Cleanup" where we list all the FA articles at the top, and then when people have correctly checked that each article is not vandalised, and that the edits are good or merged or whatever then it's moved down to another list for the completed ones (allowing the user who did it to whore their sig or user Id in some appropriate way so as to ensure that everyone else knows who was actually doing something useful). Or something similar. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:21, Apr 25
Yay forums. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Apr 25 '12 23:49 (UTC)
Good idea, but maybe we should have a forum to see if there are too many forums first.                               Puppy's talk page01:25 26 Apr

The Unsignpost

It's done. Could you please have MrN9001 drop it off. Thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:13, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:44, Apr 26

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:48, Apr 26

mark as patrolled

Yes, I did see a "mark as patrolled" button. I'm sure exactly of how it works, I guess it's some type of feature that is supposed to show that an edit that a non-autoconfirmed user and/or IP did was reviewed and is deemed to be alright. I may be wrong, I'm not sure. -- UserTalkContributions 22:21, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. Yea, we just turned it on apparently. Like you said I think the way it works is that if someone has "patrolled" or checked the diff (or new page) and done whatever is needed then they can click the patrolled button and then the red ! does not show up in RC. That way everyone else will know which pages have been checked so we don't need to check them again. If you use rollback it automatically clears the red ! but, if you use undo (which is obviously better as it allows us to say why it's a bad edit) then it does not automatically mark it as patrolled. I think you have to click it before. Anyway, I guess I'm also saying go ahead and start clicking em if you want to! I'm hoping that others watching RC will do the same, and others are starting to do it already, so it should be good. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:34, Apr 26
Yesterday I was clicking mark as patrolled as "open in new tab" and then undoing on the original tab. (Someone didn't agree with me and started undoing my undos. He's a meanie!)                               Puppy's talk page11:58 26 Apr
Nothing wrong with undoing undos! So long as the undooer is not undone by the undoing. It's the doing of the doing that's making the doing doing the thing which is important. That and you not checking page histories enough. :P Also, I have finally given up and started using google chrome. It is faster than Firefox for me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:07, Apr 27
The annoying red ! shows up on things like changes to user pages, VFD, and other weird places. It will probably put up a warning !!!!! at me for leaving you a note here. And I saw you gave Funnybony rollback, hahaahahaha, he's never used recent changes (although it could be good for his own article checks, he's got them all patroled on his user page like I do, all both of us have to do is hit Related changes. UFO's rule! They visit me nightly, and we fight on the lawn. Aleister 00:13 27-4-'12
We are going to have to put up with manually marking VFD and other similar edits if we want to get all the pages needing to be patrolled clicked and checked. That's got to be a good goal... I can't get rid of some of the ones where a new redirect is created though. If you go to your "my preferences" there is a thing about not showing patrolled edits on RC. If you do that it's possible to look back in RC for as far as the edits are patrolled up to 500 I think. Yea, Funnybony is no RC hound, but now his edits don't leave any !!!!! all over RC. ;) I would not want everyone to get rollback just based on that justification, but I think we are OK with Funnybony. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:26, Apr 27
@aleister: I can set up a script that will remove the "!" for user-space/user-page/user-talk-page edits as well as VFD and VFH pages, if you like. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Apr 27 '12 1:02 (UTC)
What I think we might end up wanting is a tab to automatically mark all unmarked pages. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:09, Apr 27
All unmarked pages or all unmarked revisions of a particular page? And where was that redirect you were talking aboot?                               Puppy's talk page01:32 27 Apr
That redirect I could not get appears to have disappeared. A tab to mark all the unmarked revisions of a particular page might be handy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:48, Apr 27


(diff | hist) . . N! Steve jobs‎; 23:08 . . (+24) . . Ahadwick (talk | contribs | block) (←Redirected page to Steve Jobs)

That's the bugger! Also, if you have not tried it yet... Go into "my preferences" and "under the hood" and click " Hide patrolled edits in recent changes". It's great! You can ignore practically everyone! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:54, Apr 27

Steve jobs
Sorted!                               Puppy's talk page02:01 27 Apr
Good Jobs! I blame Al Gore. He tricked me into not noticing that. Also google translate says your sig says "Knight On The puppy dishwasher" :D MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:04, Apr 27
It would read more accurately as KnightPuppyOnTheDishwasher. ince Guildy's been gone a while I figured I'd take on Der Unwehr, but I don't want to take his title, so I looked for something like "busboy" as an alternative title. This was about the closest I could come up with. It's also why I've gone German with my sig. And damned long.                               Puppy's talk page02:41 27 Apr
So... Rather than deleting spam userpages created to spam links to advertise commercial companies and products, should we not be keeping them, but slightly changing them somehow so as to piss off the company who was being advertised as much as possible. Aleister would know about this! Actually, it's not maybe not a good idea, cos of it actually taking up a user page and such, but still. I was tempted then. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:20, Apr 27
But that page is... It's why I saved proofread and made Scam letter. I love these badly translated English thingies. And Al did a brilliant job with that article created by spam IPs from that drinks place, but I'm saving that other one as it's just do bad it's poetic.                               Puppy's talk page08:52 27 Apr
I'm just thinking about how amusing it is that if the company in question protests in any way we can claim that we accepted their page, and that we are just improving it. Actually, as the author of the page they might then have QVFD privileges. Hmm. It would be funny if we could get Uncyc onto a blacklist of some kind which means that spammers avoid us. Considering what we do here on Uncyc we are in a position to do that in a way that most other websites are not. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:04, Apr 27
A spammer blacklist? And I don't know if I'm ever going to do anything with stuff in my user space. It just sits there until I work out if I want to do anything.                               Puppy's talk page09:10 27 Apr
A spammer blacklist would be blacklist for spammers. A list of sites which spammers would avoid spamming because the company who was paying them to spam did not want their name linked from that site. Clearly commercial spammers are now hitting wiki in a bigger way than they have b4. It never used to be like this... Back in the old days when I still remembered where my slippers were.. Oh, did I mention that I was in the war? Because if I did I was bullshitting you. I never was. Fuck that shit. Anyway, any page which is on this wiki is visible from the outside world, and so can get web links, and hits. The commercial spammers are spamming us for a good reason. They know/think it's worth it for the traffic it generates and the company who pays the bill likes it because people are also reading their advert. They are not used to people changing their spam pages. Normally most other sites would either not notice, or delete them. I see many possibilities for future amusement. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:21, Apr 27
I have a tendency to delete them as one of the reasons why wikis are so good for spammers is that they are easy as anything to edit, and a lot of inactive wikis have no-one around to check recent activity and so stuff gets ignored. Google algorithms, however, pick up that a reputable site is linking to the spammers site do the spammers site gets google credibility by association. How we ever became reputable according to google is beyond me, but I'm starting to get a little annoyed at external links that don't add funny to the site. Boone's Farm targeted us more than any other site except urban dictionary though, to the point where we became a top ten link for them. Changing that page was not just a good idea, it was our duty as netizens.                               Puppy's talk page09:31 27 Apr
Oh hell yes. We would not actually want to actually have any real external links to them on the page, as that would be noticed by the web bots, but so long as there are no links... then would google still kick us in the balls? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:38, Apr 27
Unlikely. If it was a recognised brand name then we might show high on searches for it. If it was more generic (like "registry cleaner") then it could relate to one of the nillion other products with a similar name.                               Puppy's talk page10:29 27 Apr
Agreed. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:34, Apr 27

More silly ideas

I'm full of silly ideas today... Can {{Exlinkto}} be made to automatically display the article's position on google? For example Boone's Farm is currently the number 5 link on Google as shown at the top of Talk:Boone's Farm. Now that would also be useful. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:25, Apr 27

Probably not. Google search results differ with the location of the searcher or the server that it takes you to. Google also don't appreciate when you throw bots at their search engines either.                               Puppy's talk page12:48 27 Apr
I have no idea what you are suggesting. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 12:54, Apr 27
Like Dwarf tossing, but more metallic.                               Puppy's talk page01:02 27 Apr
Dwarf Tossing makes Wife carrying appear rather pointless by comparison. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:05, Apr 27
Still both make more sense than Cheese rolling.                               Puppy's talk page01:27 27 Apr
They do that near me. It was banned last year for the first time for being too dangerous. Dudes been rolling down that hill after the cheese for thousands of years you know... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:33, Apr 27


I really loved my biopic in this week's UnSignpost! Who wrote it? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:14, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

Not I. MrN9001 just delivered it. Check out this to find your answers! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:20, Apr 27


Either isn't being done or isn't being marked. You should probably poke people to keep a track on that.                               Puppy's talk page01:29 29 Apr

Cool. I will make a forum when I have the chance. I'm not really around at the moment... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:15, May 1

Request to delete Part Maori Page

-- 16:55, May 1, 2012 (UTC)According to your site's standards, racism and personal attacks are prohibited. So why is this page allowed to be published given that it a) links to a 'Nigger Job Application' and b) names Adam Rangiaho who is a real person and a poster on Topix.

There is also a reference to the intelligence of Maori, the highest of which is compared to a 'white' four year old. I get that this site is all about mocking, but this is moving in the direction of denegrating an entire people, and the message behind the IQ reference might be a joke, but given the context of the entire page, I fail to see how this could be interpreted as anything else but racist.

This page isn't funny. It's beyond stupid. The Part Maori page was created by Topix user KKKeenAZ_new_name who makes frequent anti-Maori and racist comments against Maori on Topix, and is basically an outgrowth of racist commentary found on the NZ Topix site which has now spilled over into Uncyclopeadia.

This page should be taken down.

Could you show me where is says that racism and personal attacks are not allowed on Uncyclopedia? We have a UN:CBN policy which this page may be in violation of if the person in question is not a well known, and as Adam Rangiaho appears to fit into that criteria I will remove his name. I don't really have any strong feeling one way or the other on this page, but it's not really that funny. We have a page called VFD where anyone who has created an account and waited 4 days can nominate any page for deletion. If you want this page deleted, I suggest you do that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:27, May 1

-- 21:01, May 1, 2012 (UTC)I had already contacted someone at Uncyclopedia and I think what I quoted wasnt' a 'standard' but terms of use, specifically that users shold not:

"Post or transmit any content that is obscene, pornographic, abusive, offensive, profane, or otherwise violates any law or right of any third party, or content that contains homophobia, ethnic slurs, religious intolerance, or encourages criminal conduct;"

But for some reason I can't locate this specific phrase on your site, and it seems your Terms of Use are actually not meant to be taken seriously anyway. I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised.

A 'Nigger Job Application' in reference to Maori isn't funny, it's racist. As I said before, this page was created by a bunch of regular posters from Topix who have decided to take their racist commentary to this site in order to mock (i.e. bully) other Topix users, and anyone who spends anytime in Topix New Zealand knows these guys have problems because they also refer to Maori on Topix as 'coons' etc, so the whole 'jest' thing doesn't wash.

This might be 'funny' over at Storm Front or maybe some local chapter of the KKK, but Uncyclopedia?

I know nobody asked me, but I am sorta on the IP's side. Article ain't funny. Also, fuck racists. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 2 '12 3:12 (UTC)
Check out User_talk:Nzicednz also. Cool dude. As you know I'm not a fan of racists either, and agree that this article is very close to the edge, but I'm just trying to uphold the way we do things here on Uncyc. If ya think that Part Maori is not funny stick it on VFD. I will not vote either way if you do as I have no strong views either way on this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 07:15, May 2
Nzicednz says "some of my work mates are MOSTLY part Maoris, and they absolutely loved [this article]!" I'm with him, dude. Some of my best friends are gay Jews. They all love my new article, UnBooks:Faggy McJewJew Steals Everybody's Gold and Sodomizes Some Gentile Children. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 2 '12 8:25 (UTC)
Yea, I saw that. Holocaust Tycoon probably upset some people also. Like I said... Trying to convince me to delete an article "because it's racist" will NEVER work. However... Trying to convince me that... "It's not funny" is a different matter which is why I recommend VFD so that the community (and not me) gets to decide. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:36, May 2

Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Part_Maori MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:04, May 2

Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion/Archive263#Part_Maori wins! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:55, May 8


must you ruin my vengeful schemes! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:29, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Because I don't like anything which is in anyway amusing or fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:33, May 2
Hi. A little while after I joined, and while you were still MIA, Frostee and I started a tradition: when Frosty is feeling bored, I vandalize his user page, and he reciprocates. It's less fun if an admin comes along and bans one of us for doing it, y'know? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, May 7 '12 11:48 (UTC)
Back in "my day" they used to ban us for 1 day for doing that. Dude you got 20 mins, and the other dude (who did not start it and also blanked your page) did not get banned. So he "won". As he pointed out at the time. Think of it this way... Why is it fun to do it? It's fun because it's "risky". Also think of it from an admin point of view... What if... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:34, May 7
Whatever. Alls I'm saying is, nobody ever banned me for vandalizing Frosty's page. Anyway, carry on, Captain Funkiller. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 6:13 (UTC)


Pleasure to meet you. I just added numerous pages to VFD. After I added them I noticed there was a restriction on flooding there. I had picked up on these earlier but had been unable to add them previously, which is why I did that. I don't intend to do this regularly, however if it was too much too soon feel free to undo what I did, and I'd prefer to remain unbanned if at all possible. --C₂H₆O (hic) 10:39, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I also have to say, your diplomacy on Part Maori was commendable. --C₂H₆O (hic) 10:43, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
Na. What you did was fine. The days of people flooding VFD appear to have past anyway. That was something which used to happen a lot in the in the old days, but these days VFD is a lot less busy so I don't think anyone will mind now. If you want to be sure of not being accused of flooding in the future, and you want to nom lots more pages, leave a bit of a gap (in time) between your nominations (doing a few at the same time is OK, but if you nom loads of pages then leave a gap of a few hours). Also, make sure that you leave some space for other to nominate on VFD by making sure that you don't fill up the 20 limit. Nominating 5 or 6 at the same time is fine. Assuming that you have read all our related guidelines and policies and such... Yea. Boring I know. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:48, May 2
I have to admit that I have not read them in detail. I did read the How to be funny guide, but that multi-page one was more than I could pay attention to. I read the guidelines on deletion as well but they assume some prior knowledge on the readers part. The one thing I did check was that the total number of articles would remain below 20. Having watched that page for a few days since Mattsnow brought it to my attention I've noticed it doesn't get very busy. I also have to say I'm very impressed by the sense of community here. Having previously been at other forums there tends to be a lot of trolling and harsh words thrown about in similar places. For a community built around satire the support I've had here has been tremendous. And nobody has once criticised me for knowing nothing about the mark-up language. --C₂H₆O (hic) 10:57, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
It's worth reading up if you do plan on sticking around. I hope you do... ... Oh we have our share of trolls and idiots, but we allow them to get away with it so long as they are funny enough when they do it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:02, May 2
I'm sure you do. I wonder if you see this place clearly though. Rather than criticise you support, and rather than admonish you correct. If you are anywhere for too long there is a tendency to become jaded, as you are dealing with the minutiae and issues and that's what you remember. The bigger picture though is that you're creating - have created - a vast library of humour. You have a community that focuses on helping each other. From the perspective of someone with fresh eyes, it feels like Augustus Gloop walking into Wonka's factory. Be proud of what you have done! --C₂H₆O (hic) 11:11, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
It's true! ...and I claim all the credit! Just me! Well, actually a few others probably helped a bit here and there if I'm honest... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:34, May 2

Should I create categories for UnNews dates?

I would have to go back a very long freaking way... What do you think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:35, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Hea Matt. Not sure what you mean. I just made the two cats for today and yesterday that we needed. Is that what you meant? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:38, May 4
Yep, that's it. I never created any :S Should I do that when I have time? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:42, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
Dude you run UnNews don't you? Why the hell are you asking me? YES DO IT!!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:44, May 4
Well, nobody ever told me to do that! Thanks for the template, means a lot. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:51, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

I would like to bring your attention to these boobs


Ok, now, while your attention is diverted to the margin over there...>

...I figured I'd tell you to do this:

  • Step 1: stick the following code in either your uncyclopedia.js or else your monobook.js:
importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" )
  • Step 2: do a hard refresh.
  • Step 2½: enjoy.

You should see a "patrol all changes" link for groups of unpatrolled changes on RC. You're welcome. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 13:05 (UTC)

As Kuato said in Total Recall "Those tits are fucking amazing". No wait. He said... "You are what you do". Thanks dude, your .js is proving very, very handy. I will do some more testing and see how it goes before advertising it more widely to everyone. I'm not sure the pop up conformation box is needed... Would it be possible to have a tab which appears at the top of the page which does a similar thing? I guess it's more tricky to know how far back to go with them. Maybe it could clear everything back to April 1st or something like that? If it could just clear all the edits made by the last user it would also be very useful. I have a feeling that doing this using a page tab might be more useful as that's more likely to fit with the order of how people would be likely to use it. With it being on RC you have to click it first, and then check after, which is kinda backwards, although this is still a hell of a lot better than nothing. Thanks again. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:35, May 8
It just "patrols" the unpatrolled changes shown, right there, on the recentchanges page. Nothing more, nothing less. And there doesn't seem to be a way to find the rcids for all intervening changes when looking at the diff page itself, so...I suppose it's doable, but difficult. If you want to literally patrol all edits, that's doable, too, but ...time-consuming. I should change the link text, too, seeing as it confused you. Should read, "patrol these changes". I'm stoopit. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 13:40 (UTC)
It IS very useful, and may well turn this whole patrolled edits thing into something which is actually feasible to manage and workable. I don't think there would be a need to patrol ALL changes going back to 2005 or whatever, but if it could simply do all the changes for the last user/IP that would catch most of them. Obviously if we could select any group of changes from any point to any point and mark them all with one click that would probably be the holy grail of patrolling! I figure a tab which appears at the top of the page and can just mark all the edits by the most recent user would also help a lot. Anyway, I guess you are all out of .js juice for now so I suggest we both nip off and watch Total Recall another 300 times. Actually my copy appears to go all corrupt in a few places. I really must transfer my VHS based porn back catalogue onto digital media at some point. I'm sure there is some .js to do that somewhere. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:57, May 8
Actually... I just realised. We probably want it to show the "patrol these changes" thing on RC even if it's only 1 change. Currently it only does that for groups? NSFW!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:00, May 8
It does it for single changes, too, (now). ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 14:55 (UTC)
Also, I'll tweak the script so it puts a li'l check-mark next to the patrolled item, instead of having a pop-up. The popup is a quick solution for now. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 14:56 (UTC)
I just noticed that magically appear on my RC before you post your message! Do you think we could loose the "Revision Patrolled" pop up box also? If it can just do it without bothering to tell us that's probably better as it's a pain having to close it all the time. dam wizards. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:59, May 8
OK BB... If you get a chance... Take a look at this. Any ideas why these pages are not showing up with your wizardry? I can't seem to get the new pages marked. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:17, May 8
Yeahhhh...that's because MediaWiki's software is retarded. When a user makes a new page and then makes a bunch of changes to it, here's what you see:
N ! 09:36 Talk:Agile software development‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (+1,531) . . [‎; AlisDarling‎ (3×)]
Here's what you SHOULD see:
N ! 09:36 Talk:Agile software development‎‎ (>>4 changes<< | patrol these changes | hist) . . (+1,531) . . [‎; AlisDarling‎ (3×)]
The lack of that link is what screws it up. However, you can click "patrol this change" for the very first change, and then refresh RC. The page will then show up with a "N changes" link, as well as a "patrol these changes" link. There's no way to fix the script, I don't think, except through a very kludgy workaround. I'll have a look-see, though. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 16:53 (UTC)
I think it's also due to other people having edited the page who might be auto patrolled. For example...
N  ! 14:01 	 Talk:Agile software development‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+1,201) . . [‎; AlisDarling‎ (2×)]

Actually has 5 changes, but because 1 of them was me (an auto patrolled user), and I manually clicked one of them it's gone wrong and displayed the wrong stuff due to the way I'm viewing RC with this. I guess we can live with that, as it's probably very tricky to get around. It's still very useful as it is... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:12, May 8

Well, I'm feeling a little sick right now, because of this. I think I'm going to take a couple of days off. Pup was one of my favorite writers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 18:14 (UTC)
I just e-mailed him. I can't believe it. If that is really his sockpuppet then he deserves to be blocked for ever. He knows better, and this is particularly disappointing, and if it's true it represents a total betrayal of trust to the community. It's very unlikely that this is a mistake. Fucking hell. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:26, May 8
Yeah, Frosty was suspicious of "Alcohol" when he told me about him on IRC. I was even going to leave a couple of dog-related puns on Alcohol's talk page, because I was suspicious myself. But I figured he wouldn't be that dumb. I knew "Alcohol" was from a commonwealth country; he was wordy; and of course he tackled some of the "vital" pages immediately. Man, people just fly to their fate, don't they? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bizzeebeever (talk • contribs)
This really sucks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:05, May 8

I was serious about clearer lines being drawn about having reverence for the dead.

Don't ban me. I seriously am wondering about that. I was only using Puppy as an example (I just learned about his sockpuppetry through various sources, which sickens me). Could you please answer me about the questions I asked in the forum (that you deleted)? ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 23:48, 05/08/2012

I thought I answered you in my deletion reason? Don't worry I won't ban you for talking to me, or asking questions. I just don't want that forum there. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:49, May 8
@MrN9000 Okay, thanks, I'll try to remember that in the future. :) Anyway, my main question is why he got banned in the first place (before he created a sockpuppet). Also, I was wondering about what we should say/how we should act when someone dies. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 23:58, 05/08/2012
He was banned because he was... being a dick. When a real (famous) person dies... You create an article. Like UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies for example. If it's an Uncyc user and you don't know enough about Uncyc politics to know or understand why that user was banned you keep your head down and accept that hopefully some of the admins do know what they are doing and trust their judgement. How about you trust me? Puppy was one of my all time favourite users on Uncyc. If I thought ZB was wrong to block him I would take the issue up with him. I don't, and have not. You can always find out what happened by looking in peoples contributions and following conversations. That's all the rest of us do. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:06, May 9
MrN speaks wise words, and can be trusted. I know nothing myself about what goes on at IRC, and some of that may have been involved. But MrN, do you agree with an infiban? Lots of dicks around this situation, and Puppy seems to have been on the volley end of a lot of people at once. So is that point of view wrong, or was Puppy, by being the only one to be so totally punished, deserving of it? Not to create any drama, I'm just interested in your opinion per above. Thanks. And what if everyone apologies to everyone else? Aleister 00:23 9-5-'12
I'm not active in IRC and have not been for months. If YOU agreed to go into IRC more then I would also. :P As for the perm ban... Fucking hell. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That's my initial comment. But yes, I do agree with the perm ban. Even if none of the other stuff had happened regarding all the other drama the one single offence of creating a sock and pretending to be new... Asking for help, wasting everyone's time and then allowing that sock to be nominated for NotM and then voting on that sock... TWICE... using both accounts? That's worthy of a perm ban on it's own right. Forget everything else. Forget the reasons why he created the sock. I don't mind sock puppets. It's what people do with them that I mind. I feel totally betrayed by PuppyOnTheRadio. I have e-mailed him. I even told him my real name in that e-mail. That's how much I care about him. Dude I really love Puppy, but he's lost his marbles here. PuppyOnTheRadio as a user is dead now. If the man behind that account somehow managed to continue to edit at Uncyc undetected I personally would turn a blind eye so long as NotM and other awards were not in question, but yes. Puppy deserved what he got. We can't tolerate that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:37, May 9
Agree word-for-word with what MrN just said. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 9 '12 0:45 (UTC)
By the way, I'm on IRC ...wayyyy more than I should be. Did you know they've got trivia back in the channel? No joke. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 9 '12 0:48 (UTC)
If so, he went out with a bang! Alcohol is a classic sock. He says that he voted on the Noob twice because to "win" the NoobOfTheMoment only takes 5 votes, so Alcohol had won already. But if he came back under a different name, and noone knew it, he'd get nommed for NotM and WotM (maybe it will take him a little longer than nine days next time, but who knows?). He didn't nom himself for the awards, and agreed not to take the Writer of the Month thing. An interesting series of circumstances and logger rolls, yep. Aleister 00:53 9-5-'12
Great. Now every time a new user shows promise, we have to worry if it's Pup coming back again to be a douche. Classy. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 9 '12 0:58 (UTC)
He did accept the nomination though, and would have won it. Similar things have happened many times before with various other users. We are used to it. Also... It is totally possible for an experience user to run a sock puppet without it getting noticed or nominated or affecting anything important which we/they don't want it to. Trust me ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:03, May 9
Oh poop. Everyone got way too serious about this whole thing, everybody who was involved is at fault. So Puppy played a game and then voted on something his game had already won (he never nommed Alcohol or his articles for anything). After a day it seems to me (or imnho) that uncy needs Puppy's value more than it needs to make a point that really is just about someone playing. The value Puppy brings to the site each and every day would pay off his deep blah deep wounding of the site and some bruised egos in days if not hours, so maybe after a couple of days go by everyone can rethink this in a cost/valueadded real-world real-site value context. Aleister 10:59 9-5-'12
I agree with most of what you say. IMO Puppy has been THE MOST useful and productive user on this site for sometime now. But there is now way back for PuppyOnTheRadio now. I don't seriously think for one second that's the last we have seen of the man behind the account, but I do think his PuppyOnTheRadio account is dead now. He betrayed my trust (and I think the trust of the community) when he switched from creating a sock because he loves Uncyc and wanted to edit and started to enjoy the trolling associated with pretending to be someone else actively on other people's talk pages, forums, votes, and competitions. Take a good look at all the contributions of his sock. I did. I could list a large number of particular things which I found particularly repugnant about what that sock did, but I will not unless you really want me to. It would take a while to list them all, and I don't think it would help matter to do it, but I will if you ask me. If Puppy had created a harmless sock like say... ThatGuyThatEdits *Whistles innocently* then I would agree with you. Like I said, I don't mind socks, it's what people do with them. Actually it's not even what people do it's what they intend which matters to me. What Puppy did and I think intended to do showed a total lack of respect for the community, and I personally feel lack of respect (and friendship) for myself as I personally put a shit load of effort into trying to calm the waters. When I read his recent IP comments on your talk page it's clear he still does not understand or "get it". I hope he will soon. Puppy was not to blame for much of what happened, and all great artists struggle to manage their emotions and judgement and I wish that others would recognise that more sometimes... We have banned a good few other great users because of nothing more than clashes of personality with some admins. I don't blame Puppy for feeling upset and aggrieved about how he was treated. He refused to put his tail between his legs when asked to by someone who was wrong. I do blame him for making a concious choice over many, many days to deliberately attempt to make a mockery of the entire site, and me. Puppy will be back I'm sure. It's a wiki. It's impossible to stop an intelligent person from editing here, but the man behind PuppyOnTheRadio deserves to be punished, and his punishment is to loose that account. If he comes back later with a new account and I notice it... I will keep my mouth shut. If one of the other admins notices it, and bans him again... I will not fight his corner any more. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:44, May 9
I'm not going to 'peach on him, either. However, I will say that if Lyrithya were making comments on other peoples' talk pages, she'd (a) link to WP:DIVA, and then (b) tell us we were encouraging him to break rules by talking about him. :D ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 9 '12 11:51 (UTC)
WP does not have or need divas, it has and needs machines. Uncyc does not really have rules, it has feelings. Puppy has hurt them badly. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:56, May 9
Thanks for the long thought, this isn't easy on anybody (I hope), and all of us have different takes on it. As far as I know someone of Puppy's prominence here has never been infibanned, and if he does come back as Jason and the Argonauts or Whiskey is my downfall I would welcome it. But we are early in this experience, and maybe in a few days or weeks...who knows. Thanks again. Aleister 12:32 9-5-'12

Pee Buddy contest!!

Judging is over and the results are here! It would be cool if you could change the header to something like "The Pee Buddy Results are in! See who is the most stupid journalist!". And link to the page of course. I sent the prizes and congrats to everyone! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:41, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

How's that? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:47, May 9
Thanks! Coiuld you also unlock the UnNews? They were locked for judging. Hosting a competition is a lot more work than I thought! Thank God there was only 8 entries (one was written by C2H6O, I was shocked to find out who it really was) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:04, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Think I got em all. I have not been paying as much attention to this comp as I should have, and did not know that you were running it. Nice one. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:20, May 9


I forbid you to use your signature. In fact I might even put it on VFD if it didn't have consequences. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:09, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

I'm hoping that the other admins make similar changes. It actually could be funny that article. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:10, May 9


Just looking over UN:BAN I don't think creating the sockpuppet account warranted an indefinite block. Why don't you go talk to Zombiebaron about it? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:10, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Out of the mouths of babes. Aleister 23-9-'12 A.P. (afterPuppy)
Yeah. He kind of needs to be here to run Pee Buddy (if it happens next year). --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:40, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
I'm going to bed... Night all. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:05, May 10
Good night... do you mind if we stay overnight and discuss this shit a little more? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:09, May 10, 2012 (UTC)


Dick. That said and that lololol, (edit conflict) you maybe should put down the keyboard before you write again. A group has now turned on you, which makes those users seem really something, so take it with a grain of cyanide, ah, salt, and please don't talk of giving up your admin post. I don't believe this has taken this new turn so quickly!!! - and that's exactly what happened to Puppy!!!!! Look at your quick reaction to the attack, it's like, Wha??? WTF???? Puppy was just hanging out winning the vote in the second round of VFS when, la la la, when bammmmmMMM, the attack came suddenly from several directions. I've seen this before in real life situations, and it's more of a crowd mentality. But this, for whatever reason, is exactly the problem here. Your entire career here has been called on the carpet by a few users very quickly, they didn't even read what you had written. So it was with Puppy, he's a proud man who was knocked down from behind. I never understood why, and he didn't either, and was wondering just what he'd done. What just happened to you puts front and center that there is something going on with lots of people here, some with big bansticks, and I hope that they now can see that things have gotten way too extreme and many apologies are in order left and right and down the middle. Your apology to the injured Mattsnow (oh god, the humanity, he's, he's hurt, man) was very nice. Aleister everybody please admit their excesses and let's see if a clean slate works best for the site, what say ye? 00:14 10-5-'12

Actually I think you should address your concerns about Pups to Zombiebaron because he banned the guy. Great man. See also:
--Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:38, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
I addressed this specific point to MrN because he supports an infiban (which imnho is way too much, and devalues the site instead of improving it) and I wanted to point out how quick things can fly and how his reaction of possibly leaving his admin post happened within minutes. The same thing happened to Puppy, whose reaction was first to quit VFS and then get defensive, and then finally made a sockpuppet to keep helping the site. I want to say that everyone should see this as a cosmic joke, ala Ivan Stang and the Church of the Subgenius, and give everyone a clean slate and let everybody play and dance like we've never danced before. Too many monkeys not enough cooks! Bojo, Chimp #29 00:46 10-5-'12
Could everybody just take a step back and take some deep breaths? MrN had almost nothing to do with this "Pup" fiasco. Just chill, and it will sort itself. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, May 10 '12 1:09 (UTC)
I posted that YouTube video for a reason. I just have a knack for entertainment. I actually know the first part of the song by heart. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:16, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
I'm sometimes discouraged by the efforts people are investing in drama. With the forum plus all the debates on talk pages, the sum of these efforts could have produced 2 or 3 great articles. That's a shame really, because I like this site and everyone here (and I'm not lying, everyone without exception, Puppy included). Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:20, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Autopatrolled is now a thing

  • Hey MrN. Since it was your idea, I thought you'd like to know that autopatrolled is now a usergroup on Uncyclopedia. Check out this page for more details. Also, the Wikia staffer who turned it on had the great idea of allowing both admins and bureaucrats to assign autopatrolled. I agreed, and that function should be turned on shortly too. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:15, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Also, I've put out what should be the final version of my multi-patrol script. I fixed it so that there are no more alert boxes, and it will be able to mark all changes for NewPages with one click, as well. Probably no need to refresh your cache. Let me know how it works for you, and notify me of any issues. Spread the word. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, May 10 '12 17:43 (UTC)

Cool dudes. I might be wrong, but I think Wikipedia allow rollback to be granted by any sysop. Maybe we should also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:36, May 14

Hey, man.

Sorry for being so spicy about the page. I guess when two of your first creations go bad, you get a little irritated. Anyway, thanks for the advice. I'm starting to learn the ropes, and I almost got my template creation technique down. Priestweinrib The Priest King WeinribŽ of JupiterPriestweinrib 15:49, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

"I ain't mad at cha" - 2Pac MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:36, May 14 15:36, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Yo Cap'n Haddock

I wish to win PLS, and have decided to irritate you until you agree to run PLS. Are we of an understanding white boy?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:53, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

Dude, you know that normally any single comment from yourself would be irritating enough to provoke me into almost anything, but unfortunately, I have other "plans", and must respectfully recommend that you find some other victim organiser to run it. Tell Optimuschris that he's got to do it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:36, May 14
Cool stuff... I'll go pester Opty:0)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:42, May 14, 2012 (UTC)


You're alive! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:36, 12 May

Welcome home son. Also apparently you (see above) are running the PLS. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:36, May 14

Thank you

Thanks for the thing. It is a high honor (seriously, and no, I'm not high, no pun intended), and I don't think I've earned it yet, but thank you again. The promotion of the site will be one thing to do to actually earn it, and I've tried a couple of things but no fish yet. You are a gentleman and a scholar, both of which are in short but not-impossible to find supply in the innernest world. Aleister 18:53 14-5-'12

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:09 May 25 2012

Ideal Hardware Store

Why was my article deleted? What is this Death Row thing you speak of? I must have been asleep when Ideal Hardware Store went through any deletion process, because I completely missed it. TV4Fun (talk) 17:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:03, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 00:42, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Can you explain

When and why the rules changed? I try to live by them in my daily life and finding a third is like finding I have a new daddy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:54, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 16:52, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:16, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 07:07, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Joe Colton article deletion

hi there, I have moved the article I created at General Joseph Brady Colton to General Joseph B. Colton and all that remains on that page is a redirect and since nothing links to the original page it should be deleted could you do this for me?

Added to QVFD                               Puppy's talk page02:01 16 Aug

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:23, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:51, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 9:00 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:26 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:57 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:10, Dec. 12, 2012

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:31 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:22 (UTC)


You came out of hibernation

Hello again Pants man. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:31, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hea Frosty. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:33, Feb 3
Oh, also... {{Poopsmith}} apparently!
Boobs. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:34, 3 February 2012
It's true that they always point north. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:37, Feb 3

I officially don't exist. I'm also not here wishing you a Happy New February or anything. Who are you, anyway? --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:45, Feb 3

I noticed. Thank you and same to you and yours. I'm well. Better than I have been in a while actually. Even more so to notice that UU is um... Not here. Oh, did you notice that we are number 2 on google for "fish puns"? Well, where I'm doing my search anyway. Those guys at jokes somehow sneaked past us to top spot, but the guys at must be smarting in third!
“This is seariously the best site ever! Not even squidding!”
~ chaps

Amateurs. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:06, Feb 3

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shit, look who's back (again) --Roman Dog Bird 08:37, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Again... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:53, Feb 3
They always come back. In the end... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:45, Feb 3


Hey hello again Mr9000! Glad you're back! I heard you couldn't edit since you broke your 2 hands in that nasty lawn mower accident. Glad to see they grew back! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:34, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
Hea Matt. Everything grows back again given enough time. Now I'm just trying to figure out where I left my chainsaw... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:37, Feb 3
You know, I used a chainsaw for eight months to cut wood for warming my house, and I never hurt myself. But after fifteen minutes using a rusty, dull handsaw to trim twigs from around the front yard, I cut my thumb halfway off. It's always the tools you wouldn't expect to hurt you that kill you.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 16:19 (UTC)
Also, welcome back. I thought I smelt something funny. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 16:19 (UTC)
Well spotted. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:45, Feb 3


Fuck pants. Now go change that lightbulb over there.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:23, 4 February 2012

Allow me to illuminate you miss Dark. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:31, Feb 5

I have no idea if I ever gave you this or thanked you for the nom. TKF killed my Purple Nurples. I hate this place.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:01, 7 February 2012
I'm sure I would never forget. I'm also sure I tried to kill your purple nurples once myself... Anyway, no you don't hate this place, you are just bitter about your missing nurbles. In time you will learn to deal with the loss and you will be stronger afterwards. Don't think of them as missing nurbles, but more as nurbles which have become part of the great over nurble. I hope that clears things up for you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:16, Feb 7
Not, really... What the hell are nurbles? xD  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:38, 7 February 2012
A nurble is a nurple with an upside down p. I assumed that the purple ones normally were. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:46, Feb 7
Well, that certainly is making an ass of both u and Kermit. I am missing no nurbles, I assure you. Merely on a flight of fancy ;p  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:09, 7 February 2012


Glad you're back, mate! Good work on fixing up the FED UnNews. It amazing that the only place to get real news is a comedy site. Jeez--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:04, Feb 6

It's true. The only way a man can know the truth is to write it himself! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:10, Feb 6

I saw you

It made me happy. I am now happy. I have come here to express that I am happy. This is my happiness. I hope you are happy. Happy people make other people happy. I hope my happy is making you happy. Pup 12:34 06 Feb '12

Just try to keep it off the rug this time. I only had it washed again last week. Good to see that you are around also Puppy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:38, Feb 6
"Oh boy, Ren! It's time to sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song! ♫Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy, Happy Happy Joy JOY, Happy Happy JOY! Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy JOY, Happy Happy JOY JOY, Happy Happy JOY!...♫" ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Feb 6 '12 12:43 (UTC)
Why would I mess up a rug when there are so many legs around? Some wearing pants. Pup 12:46 06 Feb '12
I remember you! Weren't you the guy who finally whooped Gomphog in a one-on-one? Yes! I do remember you. Welcome back (I was gone much of 2011, so my memories are as yet unclear). Aleister 12:52 6-2-'12
I certainly remember you, though I'm not sure about that other fellow. I recently noticed that you have been doing a few nice fixes to some articles with fix templates on them. Ahh.. Proper creative stuff... Maybe I should try some of that sometime! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:00, Feb 6
Jeez....they'll let anyone back in the place.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Jesus? Na, but I'm working on it. Hea, it's that guy who did stole my signature! I hope that you are well Sir Mhaille. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:56, Feb 6
Yo MrN! :) MadMax 23:56, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
Yo Max you road warrior you! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:02, Feb 7


Yo, huff the article Billy Ocean too. It's the second article This guy created -- UserTalkContributions 03:32, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you did it already, ok. -- UserTalkContributions 03:33, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

It's like we have a whole system for it or something. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:35, Feb 7

How do you add deletion tags or.....Some type of notice that'll let others know of a bad article inbound? -- UserTalkContributions 03:36, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yo, another article right here. -- UserTalkContributions 03:46, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm... Don't. Turn back now! Write something instead. Don't turn to the dark side of the huffer. Or... Go find out what VFD is as well as QVFD and ICU. I assume you have read BGBU and obviously HTBFANJS. Of course the link you really want is Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. But NOOOOOO! Don't! Go edit something and make it better! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:42, Feb 7
Wait a minute? Didn't you tell me to stop putting the {{Construction}} template on newly made articles? -- UserTalkContributions 03:53, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
No I asked you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:57, Feb 7
Alright, but if I put the {{Construction}} template on an article, it which would imply other users not to put deletion tags on it thus, making it gradually become into a great example of Uncyclopedia's article standards. -- UserTalkContributions 04:03, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Except that's not what that's generally used for. It has more sophisticated uses, and it's to be used mostly by the user who creates the article. Dude... If you want to help and get involved you will need to read guidelines. We protect our knowledge from the lazy that way... I'm not going to spoon feed you. You must go read sir! See. I told you it was better to edit something. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:10, Feb 7
UN:BP ... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:16, Feb 7
Sure. The person who wrote the article is supposed to put the {{Construction}} template on the article but, I don't see why putting it is not helping though. Also, I've almost bout 140 red links in the past 4 hours. -- UserTalkContributions 04:21, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Depending on the situation/person and judgement an ICU is often more appropriate. It takes time to learn when to use what and how. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:27, Feb 7
I agree with MrN9000. Be the Writer of the Month, not the Huffer of the Month. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:47, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
^ Putting, {{Construction}} templates isn't promoting of the deletion of articles. I understand that if you aren't the creator of the article you cannot put the {{Construction}} template. I think now an ICU is more appropriate to place on the article if, you aren't the creator now. -- UserTalkContributions 04:58, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Sometimes putting {{Construction}} or {{WIP}} onto a new article created by another user is more appropriate than ICU. It depends. What we actually need however is for people to go to Category:Articles to fix and start fixing. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:08, Feb 7
Writing is for people with talent. Something I for one, lack o_____O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:56, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
You have a great talent, Frosty. This talent consist mainly of awesomeness and dedication. It is very rare. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:35, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Where are you? for the love of sophia!

Don't leave me. I said I'd meet you halfway.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:05, 7 February 2012

What you were not there? I was. You got the right church right? Wait, who is this woman that I have just married then? Dammit. Not again! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:32, Feb 7
LOL, story of my life. Always a bridesmaid...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:54, 7 February 2012
You are probably not kissing enough frogs. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:23, Feb 7
Enough with the frogs already! Where is my fucking sparkly unicorn prince?!?!?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:39, 7 February 2012
I'm pretty sure we shot him. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:43, Feb 7
Then shoot me too. Nothing less will do.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:46, 7 February 2012

Obvious whoring

If I remember well, you're a little rebel like me. I finished a short UnNews that may interest your reading taste buds: UnNews:Mitt Romney tired of flip-flopping accusations; decides to undergo brain surgery to forget last 15 years No me want you to nom it, me want you to have fun if care read it. REVOLUTION! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:47, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

There is nothing little about my rebel. Honest it's huge. Nice article. I would have done it in a little more of a formal style myself, but it's cool as it is. Ahh... That "el" ection thing which the Americans like to do. All I know is that Ron Paul can't win. That's what they told me anyway. Also, I have the contract to operate to voting machines this year. Which is nice. Now if you don't mind I'm going to nip off and print some money out of thin air and then lend it to people for interest. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:05, Feb 7
Diebold are keeping the secret; they just don't say who the FED elected yet. Gotta see who lies best! Feel free to add to the article, as it is a fire-and-forget thing. Wanna see a REAL VOTE COUNT? Be my guest. They must have been embarrassed to show that on live tv. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:14, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
If Paul wins he will end the fed. I can't see them letting that happen. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:21, Feb 7
A lot of people have been shot for a lot less. If this doesn't blow your mind nothing will. I have goosebumps everytime I watch it. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:25, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
I like these guys. They have a few videos. It's about enlightenment of people, not electing 1 person IMO. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:43, Feb 7
Wow, quite amazing! Weird Yankovich turned activist! I subscribed, thanks for making me discover this! 3M views.... There's hope for humanity! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:11, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
I fear their mustaches are fake.... :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:13, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Don't start that conspiracy theory nonsense with me. Both of those moustaches are clearly shown on the birth certificates MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:16, Feb 7.
Looks like Kenyan mustaches to me LMAO Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:19, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Na it's a Roman moustache. All roads lead there in the end you know. Most moustaches also do actually. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:25, Feb 7

Yo man

Try not to remove anything that isn't -3 from VFH until the Top 10 run is over. Just in case, y'know. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:55, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

It was on 10% health. It's cool. Put it back is ya like. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:02, Feb 7
Ah right. I did not realise that we were not removing anything during this period. Got ya now. My bad. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:15, Feb 7
Yeah the whole thing is froze like heron in your nose. But it's all good. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:25, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:There's 'gay' and then there's 'Oscar de la Hoya gay' - an editorial by Bill O'Reilly

So cliche, it really sucks! Who dares make jokes on gays nowadays? Complete retards for sure! What a shame! Please destroy this article with EXTREME prejudice, it really isn't funny. REMOVE IT FROM VFH, IF YOU HAVE A HEART I should know, I wrote it. Please kill it. I ask for a soldier's death. Swift. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:32, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Haha. Actually when an article is on VFH that's when we bastard admins make you sweat it out, and author requests are not accepted in the same way as normal. At least that's what some bastard admin once said to me when I asked exactly what you are asking. The bastard. MrNBastard9000 18:12, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Let it suffer a painful death then! Get the nails out... Waterboard this shit ... It's all good! Then a beheading in a move of fury! Wait! I'm sounding like a candidate to the Empire.... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:03, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

MrN is a bad man

hey wtf buddy? why u delete my article twice lol? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Threesome12 (talk • contribs)

Hea Threesome12. Did you look at that link I gave you. THIS=UN:VAIN. Please check it out. Unfortunately I think your article is kinda... Your article. Anyway, I wanted to stop you now before you put any more effort into what you are doing there. Read it and see. You can however use that as your user page if you like. You just can't have it in the mainspace unless you can convince someone here that you pass UN:VAIN MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:57, Feb 7


Wait you can jerk off to star wars? Shit why did I never think of that before. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:07, Feb 7
Two words - Princess Leia. Pup 10:10 07 Feb '12
I was thinking more Yoda... --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Yoda has the force aplenty. Ummmmmmm, Yoda. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) 22:18 7-2-'12 (a date that will never come again, until 2112)
Have you seen the size of his kundalini? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:33, Feb 7
I once jerked off to Star Wars. It resulted in a broken fridge, a broken TV , six wet pillows, and several calls from the neighbours. Oh yeah, and a fractured thumb. Best night ever. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 February 2012, at 22:49

A potential orgasm of galactic proportions.

My first ever. I shall never forget that fateful day. A Thursday I think it was. So there I was just thumbing through my... Wait! Where am I again? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:55, Feb 7
@Lollipop. Wow. INTENSITY! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:15, February 8, 2012 (UTC)


Ah, take a look at the main section you edited and see if it's okay. I put back the beginning stuff, as I'm enamored with the opening section, lights, and pic of Gandhiji emerging from the waters of the Ganges (hmmmm, that might be a better caption, and save the ocean stuff for later!). Let me know if I moved something you love and cherish (see photo above, which everyone loves and self-cherishes now and then. Aleister 23:31 7-2-'12

Over ere! I was doing one of my normal shoe horn jobs on what I thought was a page which did not have a lot of other interest. I'm not attached to any of the changes I made, so put it all back if you have a plan for it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:35, Feb 7
Hello, MrNji. I put lots more in Gandhi, at least a little more (a new section on lust may purient interest you). Golem begone, and you were right about getting rid of it, thanks for pushing for his departure. Vedagitakrishna 19:38 9-2-'12
Cool. I noticed. ;) It's looking good now. I will chuck a few edits in myself later. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:41, Feb 9
Alright! Gandhiji. Dance, dance like you've never danced before! And I'll take a look later or the next day (Did you notice I nommed the little guy for VFH). I'm stuck in the midst of the Happy Monkey contest and am slowly turning gay. The price to pay for getting into character (which is one good reason to edit a few pages at once). Gleep. Aleister 00:54 12-2-'12
Hea man. Cool. I only made a few edits and just a few suggestions, so I would say this is your article (should it get FA) as I'm not sure I can claim half credit. You did LOADS more work on this than I did! Anyway, I made a few new edits, so revert them if you think they are not right. My only real issue was the bit which I said was a bit "ranty". Take another look and you will see what I mean... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:04, Feb 12
If it wins on VFH of course you get a half-credit thing, you shaped much of the page by writing, and moving things, and kicking my thing to get rid of the Lord of the Dance, ah, Rings, pic (have to still put that on the talk page though). If it loses on VFH you can continue with the charade that you only made a few edits. On half credits I've only taken ones I feel good about, and I hope you feel good on this one. If it's featured we, I, Jesus or someone should look back in the history and looked who shaped the page to a large degree before I started to tear it up, because some of the foundation, language and ideas were other people's and if it was mainly one other people then that one should share in the vainglory too. Whoever they turn out to be (except if it's Blackflamingo). And you've also pushed me to learn more about Gandhi too - I'll try to watch the movie again before the page lingers and see if there are any inaccuracies. Will look at your edits tomorrow, as now I'll put a few more gay minutes in on my gay page and then go do real life activities. Thanks agai'. Aleister 2:18 12-2-'12
Cool. If you think that's right... Yes, I'm pleased with how the article has turned out. I was only planning on sorting it out a bit, but it's awesome that you have gone on to make this a quality article now. Oh, I found this apparently someone liked the older version! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:51, Feb 12
I don't have flash hooked up this laptop, and should get to it. Some of the older version was good, and kept in the foundation - I just checked who resecued the page and it was Ryuken, who also floundered against the vandals and the illiterates on the talk page, so if by miracle this is featured he should probably get one of those half-credit things too. Enough editing for me for awhile, but I must come back to polish my Happy Monkey gay article, which has turned me gay and now I must go buy shoes. Aleister 14:00 12-2-'12
Thanks for all the spelling catches, Socky usually looks at what I think are well spelled pages and finds a hundred or so, like you did. I duh spell bad. Thanks! Aleister 23:22 12-2-'12
I have got me one of those new newfangled spell checker things. Trust me, without it I would embarrass myself a lot more on Uncyclopedia than I usually do. You are editing and spelling without one? Bloody heck! I use firefox with the ENGLISH version of the spell checker installed (as opposed to the American) which is tricky as I have to remember not to change all the spellings from American to English if the article is mostly written in American... Anyway, I would recommend it as it highlights all the possible speling erors in just about every place you want it to. Conclusion... It's all Socky's fault. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:46, Feb 12

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012


Sometimes put people into odd positions.

Thank you for that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:15, 13 February 2012

Yes, very odd positions. I once saw him put this bird's left ankle up over her right ear, and put her right ankle behind her left shoulder. He was very proud. Said the only person he'd ever seen do it before was a guru from Punjab, and even that bloke cheated a bit, by employing a hacksaw.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Feb 13 '12 3:55 (UTC)
I'm not sure using a hacksaw was against the rules, but that bloke did also use laxatives and that definitely is cheating. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:06, Feb 13

Hey bro

When did I ask you to delete my UnNews? I don't understand, I've been rather sober as of late and don't remember asking that, I remember asking the removal of another one from VFH, but not huffing it... Please bring it back! Also, amazing news piece on vote fraud in Maine! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:33, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Oh I get it lol. I was asking for it to be removed from vfh, but it sounds like I asks for its huffing. My bad. Please bring it back :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:35, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
“Please destroy this article with EXTREME prejudice, it really isn't funny. REMOVE IT FROM VFH, IF YOU HAVE A HEART I should know, I wrote it. Please kill it. I ask for a soldier's death. Swift.
~ Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:32, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Haha. Sure. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:37, Feb 15
Yeah lol just read it too... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:40, February 15, 2012 (UTC)


What exactly do you mean more sig and less pic? Did I forget to my post?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:13, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

You forgot to put your sig that's all. It's cool. Normally I would not make a fuss, but on VFD I don't like to see {{unsigned}} used so I removed your whole vote. I'm also not a real fan of pics on VFD as they make a mess of the voting area, but if they are cool (like the one you used) it's ok so long as you scale the picture down so that it's no bigger than the normal voting icons. Or maybe a bit bigger if it's really funny. ;) Have fun. Oh... Awesome to see ya around again dude!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:17, Feb 16
Thanks man, awesome to be back. :) And should I keep the image as it is or scale it down some?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:35, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
You could get away with Double-facepalm I'm sure, but well, we got to draw lines somewhere...

Anyway, it's all good. I'm not really that bothered, just trying to keep things a bit tidy. I would not have commented had you not missed your sig, but as you have it's nice to chat. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:44, Feb 16


I logged on when I thought of checking to see if you've won WotM yet, and, ah, no. This WTF atrocity must not stand. The website, which I can see in the distance, is hanging its head in shame (well, it has been doing that since 2005, but now it has a purpose). I didn't nom you as there are lots of noms, but I mentioned this lapse in judgement in the Jocke Pirot nom. There is no excuse, except that the dog ate my homework, which always works. Now I will sign off again. Aleister 5:09

Ahhhh. The one "big one" which eludes me. Unfortunately I'm more of a hacker, a cutter and a paster than a writer. My mission currently on uncyc is to try to get some of our "vital" or whatever articles sorted. Well, get those ones which are about to be huffed fixed anyway... Not sure I can be coming up with too many new pieces while I'm doing that so... Thank you for the thought. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:25, Feb 16
Ah, more than a thought maestro, as this injustice must not stand. Not this month though, but within the fortnight. Or is there an "h" in there. Gandhi looks in good shape now, and I just saw that Mattsnow has my Gandhi unnews as his lead in the current events section. No wonder a couple people have commented on it. Gandhiji must come back to lead his people to wherever has the most dal. Al 18:24 16-2-'12
I always wondered who would win in a fight between the Dalai Lama and Gandhiji. I mean Gandhiji has got him on reach, but I would say that the Lama is overall a more powerful and tenacious worker in the ring. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:32, Feb 16
Gandhi would throw sand in Dalai Lama's eyes. On a serious note (C-minor), the thing I understand about Gandhi is that he always insisted he was doing nothing special, that anyone could practice nonviolence on issues of the day and, if one person in a particular movement wouldn't compromise, it would eventually succeed. So he was at wits end when the holy man stuff started up and people put him on a pedestal (like the unrinal he sits on in London). Somewhere he said that the black guys in the US would succeed and advance the nonviolent tech because they had a constitution which would work with them. I'd still pay to watch that fight though. Aleister 18:39 16-2-'12
"if one person in a particular movement wouldn't compromise, it would eventually succeed." Unless they get killed! Also, I think the great leaders have been those who have been able to spread their message to enough others. Before they get killed... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:05, Feb 16
True, but Gandhi did very well, and lived past his successes. In other movements, it was unless nobody cares or knows about them. That's one of the roles James Bevel took on in the U.S. movement, on purpose, and when King and others wanted to change strategy he just talked them down or ignored them, and kept on doing what he was doing. They should put him on a stamp, or at least a urinal like Gandhi got. Al 19:10 16-2-'12

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

No new feature for three days now

Hello. Nobody is putting up anything on the feature quel, could you maybe toss those up or find someone to do so? Puppy has been waiting for days, and then I have one not far behind. If you put the que up you can throw caution to the wind and kick Mohandas Gandhi to the top of the list. Well, maybe not, but the empty spaces are lingering. Thanks. Aleister 00:22 22-2-'12

Well, it's been bloody ages since I have done that! I wonder if the site still works... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:41, Feb 22
Practice makes perfect for quite a mess. Aleister 00:53 22-2-'12

Fixes on VFD

Arguably the things shouldn't be listed there at all, since the page is for votes; the related deletion pages are linked. But since fixes are somewhat relevant in that people fix stuff on VFD as well as stuff marked for fixing, having it in such a way as they can see some of the older ones shouldn't hurt anything. Listing thirty of them, however, is very... large. We don't allow thirty VFD articles on the page; why should thirty fixes be allowed?

Anyway, there's a link to the rest of them for a reason. Having a few of them there for awareness is probably a good thing, but it doesn't need to be so many, especially since no sample could be representative. Folks tend to go about tagging in batches, see. Large batches. Tag twenty new in an hour or so, delete fifty expired in the next hour, that kind of thing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:00, 22 February 2012

Lots of users are aware of VFD, but are not aware of UN:FIX. That's bad, and needs to change... Having these pages linked on VFD will help raise awareness of