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Dude someone put an ICU tag on my article that doesn't deserve it. Why don't you take a look and see if its worthy? Its Assassin's Creed

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You're Back!

Yay, now I have a new friend! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:17, 16 May 2011

Wow, after a 14 month hiatus, you're back? That is a good thing. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:26, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Good to see you still here also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:34, May 16

Go back to Africa! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:28, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

But man, you should see the ladies. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:34, May 16
He's never heard of me. That's a good thing. He deserves a lollipop.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:29, 16 May 2011

He saw where you called for him to be de-opped. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:30, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
When did I say that? Or was that you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:31, 16 May 2011
I don't think MrN9000 was on the list of admins Hype wanted to de-op. Also, welcome back. --Mn-z 22:33, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
You buggers! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:36, May 16


NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:33, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

WAY. Or I think that's correct. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:36, May 16
Welcome back, fag. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:04, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Stick it up your arse. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:07, May 16
Arse. Is that how Brits say 'ass'? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:31, 16 May 2011
It depends on the situation. Hea Lollipop. I looked to try to find something you had written so I could read it, but could not find anything. What do you recommend? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:53, May 16
Take a look in my library. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:54, 16 May 2011
"Farley Farley was the dog in the comic. He had sex twelve times, most famously with the neighbour's dog "Sarah Palin"." They just don't write em like that these days... Well, apparently they do eh? Liked the Elvis article. Some nice ideas in there, and carrots. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:00, May 17
One of my UnNews articles had to be deleted due to complaints from the Yogen Fruz company. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:30, 17 May 2011
Captain Quaker Oates has returned from the blizzard! We had given you up for porridge. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:41, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oh goodness!

It's an UnDaddy! Good to see you alive! :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:36, 17 May

Just saw that you were back, and the fatted calf is being killed as I type. Bloody mess, and lots of fat strown around, but worth it. Welcome back! Aleister 20:40 17-5-'11
Hea you guys. Good to see you around here also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:41, May 17
I returned about two weeks before you did: reason? Perpetual boredom while waiting for something good to happen. However, mining the internet for pastimes outside uncyc can be amusingly rewarding as per this prime example. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:10, 17 May
Good to see that my little girl is as much as a whore as she always was. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:12, May 17
I don't edit war on Wikipedia. Besides, can't whore, I'm a good wifeyboo in the making. Just a few weeks to the big day! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:20, 17 May

You're really back!

*explodes* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:48, 17 May 2011

It's true! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:54, May 17

I get my own header too

I'm not actually here, you understand, but just to see you around the place does me the power of good. Just sayin'. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:49, May 17

Well, well. Well, spotted you might say. On which note, you may also have noticed that Fish Puns is number 2 on google. We may take over the world yet. It is awesome to see you around also UU. Now all that's needed is to get a certain Mordillo to appear... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:54, May 17
Should I be the one to tell him the news? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:09, 17 May 2011
That Mordillo got tackled by a bunch of rabid American tourists on a flight, who mistook his Middle-Easternness for "Arab Terrorist" in stead of "Jew" and was ripped to shreds? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:12, 17 May
Pants Bomber perhaps... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:15, May 17
I could swear there was less hair on his head when I last saw him, tho... o_O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:22, 17 May
Me? Around? I told you: I'm not actually here, I just stepped out of semi-retirement to say it was good to see you because I'd been wondering where you were. And now I'm doing it again, but might not again again, because god knows when I'll next get time to edit. And now, I shall disappear into the ether again. UU away! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:32, May 27
Cool dude. Will see ya when I see you. Take care. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:40, May 27
Welcome back ya limey tosser!;)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:28, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not doing that again. It's still stinging from the last time. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:30, May 17

Now Comes the Big Question

Where were you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:32, 17 May 2011

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves, all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. Or not. Actually, I think that's bullshit Bill. I'm not a number! I'm an independent person! I have no number! Oh wait. I do. Shit. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:36, May 17
So death is waking up from this nightmare we call life. Fascinating. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:39, 17 May 2011
Um, no. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:34, May 17

Obligatory speculation on the symetry of everything, as well as some other metaphysical bollocks

...just kidding. But seriously, I'm glad you're back. It is nice to finally meet you, so to speak, and to meet your words and actions in more real time. And more to the point, do you like chickens? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:09, 17 May 2011

Hea you. I'm sure I remember you from somewhere... ;) Um, chickens? Yes. Yes I do. I generally approve of chickens. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:12, May 17
Generally? Does that include crazy guys in chicken suits? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:04, 18 May 2011
Wait. I missed that comment. Um. Guys with chicken suits? Although I do not disapprove of guys with chicken suits I do not approve of them as I do chickens generally. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:03, May 18
Well, that's silly. What'd they ever do to you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:34, 18 May 2011
The guys or the suits? Either way, it's usually the penguins who are to blame. They are usually at the root of these problems in my experience. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:59, May 19
Oh, I see. You were mauled by a penguin in a chicken suit once, weren't you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:11, 20 May 2011

You just edited

I call bullshit. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat01:39, Wednesday 18 May 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Bullshit. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:27, May 18

Welcome Back

You obviously have no idea who I am, as I regestered here after you disappeared, but I still feel the need to say Welcome Back --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:47, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hea! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:27, May 18

You helped develop the anti-death drug!

Liquid medicine

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Tophat headless 16:23, May 18, 2011 (UTC)


~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:08, 19 May 2011

Really happy to see you back

You are my first friend and teacher here. I am really so happy that you are back. Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:21, May 19

Thanks dude. Hea look at you! Featured articles, and WotM winner! It's awesome that you are still around. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:57, May 19
Hey, bro! I had to carry the ball for me AND my mentor. If possible could you clean up December 21, 2012 which is our collaboration and is just up on VFH (in your honor), awaiting your magic. Please note Skullthumper's wise note on VFH. BTW: Got our Lord Monckton featured - as he well deserves. Also got featured John Peel (with Sog). Let's get 2012 featured and have a collab on VFH straight away. I'm VERY glad you're back.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 00:54, May 20
Hea dude. Yea, I saw that you put 2012 onto VFH, and the comments from DrS. I do agree with what he is saying, and have other comments also, but I don't want to go changing it much now as it's on VFH now. It is rather different than when I last edited it, so if I attacked it, I would be changing it a lot, which I don't want to do with an article on VFH. Let's see how it does on VFH, and if it does not make it this time then we still have plenty of time until 2012. ;) As for our good Lord. Yea, I saw that you managed to get that FA. Nice one dude. Looks like you have found a way of fitting your style into what you do in your articles. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:10, May 20

A Quest for Mr. N

Since you said you found my articles amusing, I have a quest for you. I want you to take a piss on my work. The urinal is over here. Read the HowTo, pee on it if you either want to, or you are having bladder problems. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:22, 22 May 2011

Hea dude. Not sure i can commit to doing it right now, but if it's still in the queue after a while I may well take a look at it later. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:58, May 23
Gee thanks. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:06, 23 May 2011

Hey sexy

Where you been all my life?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:06, 23 May 2011

I have been inside your mind. Watching, learing, waiting... It's great that you are still around and active. Will catch up on IRC sometime soon. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:59, May 23
Lurking?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:56, 23 May 2011


That is all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:01, 23 May 2011

I try to keep abreast of the situation. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:04, May 24

Important question:

Pants?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:50 May 24, 2011

Precisely. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:06, May 25

Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, May 26, 2011 (UTC)


Dude! We almost have our first Collab FA. Please vote for this article - it already has 12 plus votes, so has already passed. This is out 50/50 collab to make it and none too soon. Vote FOR 2012. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:28, May 26

Hea dude. I made the vote. Assuming it passes, I think it's up to you to decide when it's featured. I get what TKF and LJ are talking about, and think I answered that in my comment. Oh... I'm currently sitting in Wales with my girlfriend stalking you on Youtube. Do you have a channel there? My gf is into similar things to yourself, so if you have any video links (which are in English) let me know and we will take a look. Who is rsbj66? your son? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:32, May 26

Unnews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions

Well I think it is ready, but I'll change the title for the above while getting it out of my userspace (like in a minute) You think it's ready also? I don't know what to add... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:39, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

Well, it needs links to other articles, and I think it would be cool to have Obama making reference to "those crazy people" or "the conspiracy theorists" maybe Alex Jones, who are saying all these crazy things, and not to listen to them. Something about needing to shut the internet down to prevent further attacks of this kind maybe? I had a go at editing the article myself, but it ended up looking like... Well, like I had written that part and it did not fit. ;) If you think it would be cool to include something along the line of what I said above, go ahead, otherwise, I will VFH it when you have added some links to other articles. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:53, May 27
Ok, could you like VFH it a day from now? I'll add links and maybe something good will pop up in my head thanks to your suggestions. Thanks in advance, I'm glad you like it! And yeah, sometimes it's hard to fit one's writing to someone else's I know what you mean. I'll write another message for you tomorrow! Is that good? :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:39, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Cool. I was kinda talking in ref to when Obama was talking about his birth certificate. The "I know there is going to be a segment of people for which no matter what we put out this issue will not be put to rest." line as per this. I think the very last paragraph could be a little stronger also if you might like to focus on that... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:10, May 27
Just a comment... You know that Alex Jones does not believe in Lizards right? Or Alien Hybrids, or UFOs... Or Hollow earth, or flat earth, or Nibru, or 2012, or... The Loch Ness Monster. Or most of the really nutty stuff. That's David Icke, or Michael Tsarion, maybe Jordan Maxwell. this edit to me looks like you are suggesting that he does, and are mocking him for saying so. As that's not what he believes I don't see where the humour is. Actually, A lot of people who have studied David Icke don't think even he really believes in the Lizard thing. Opinion is divided between those who thinks he really believes in the lizards, those that think he just pretends to believe in the lizards so that "they" don't kill him for what he says, and those who think that when he says Lizards he actually means Jews. Some people also think that when he says lizards he does not mean all Jews, but Rothschild Zionism. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:39, May 27
Yes, I know Jones doesn't believe in Reptilians, I just wanted to get the most outrageous conspiracy out there XD I in fact believe a lot of the things Jones is professing (If not all of them, I have been a student) Do you think the Reptilian thing should stay? It just sounds hilarious to me, to hell if it isn't what Jones believes. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:44, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not a fan of mentioning lizards here. It looks to me like that part was written by a closed minded American patriot who disagrees with Jones, but has never actually bothered to listen to what he actually has to say, and assumes that he believes every nutty idea out there. We get edits like that to our article on Alex Jones sometimes and they always make me cringe. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:54, May 27
I think you'll like the new version a lot better! Thanks for the add! What do you think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:30, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, that's looking a lot better. I suggest you add it to Template:RecentUnNews and hopefully pick up a few more edits over the next day or so. I'm happy to nominate it now, but there is no rush and leaving it for a little while longer might mean you do even better on VFH. If I have forgotten to nominate this tomorrow, give me another kick here on my talk page, and I will do it then. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:36, May 27
Thanks for the nom and small tweaks, my friend, I can't wait to see if it fares well. I just read UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit, this is hilarious! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Cool. Yea, some of the Obama birth stuff might put a few people off, but it will be interesting to see how it does. Glad you liked my UnNews, I always thought it was full of crap. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:08, May 28

--Undies 13:56, May 28, 2011 (UTC) How

Underground Pyramids

G'day MrN9000!

As you've probably already guessed, I'm a NOOB. Not a proud one, but a NOOB nonetheless.

As with all NOOBS, I've got a bunch of really stupid, common sense questions that will irritate your sense of superiority. For example, one of the many idiotic questions I had was "How do I post a question?"

As you can see, I've kinda worked it out on my lonesome self- amazingly. Now I just hope it posts when I save.

As I've started the previous lines with 'as' I had better continue the trend.

As you've seen my page, Underground Pyramids, I can tell youu a few things I've edited/added to it to conform to Uncyclopedia's strict, pathetic guidelines.

As I was told my article would be better suited to unnews, I've rewritten as a real Article, with links and all. Some links are red, although I've begun creating a page to address one of them (Monks), and plan to address each red link as time, concentration, and diarrhea allows.

As it was also stated that I should link that page to other articles, I've been really busy trying to work out how the fuck to do that, but have, alas, yet not found the way.

As I've created the second link/article "Monks", I wanted to expand on my simplistic webpage creation and had hoped I could add a video to it. Alas, I'll be buggered trying to crack that code! Here's what I did do:

It's difficult to ascertain exactly when Monks began practicing, but easy to fathom from whence they came. Cavemen Create Class

As you see, the link stays blue red and no video loads.

As I continue to edit and expand my first article "Underground Pyramids" I wonder if my nonsense humour fares well here, as no comment about adequacy of writing has been mentioned.

Ass is how we spell it downunder, but do you prefer the other arse alternative?

As you are probably like all the site admins, who resemble old history teachers that cannot accept a change in 'how things are done', you're most likely going to ask me what I'm using to edit these aforementioned pages. Well, I added the wiki editor to my firefox so as to further conform to your stereotype. I also use my small but adequate brain and long, tangling fingers.

As an example of the links I used in the Underground Pyramid page; this one is an internal link: Great Library of Alexandria and this is the external link I used as inspiration to write my dribble; Shakeaspear.

As always, or most of the time, depending on the alignment of the planets, any advice, recommendations, explanations and/or verbal abuse will be received dubiously, excitedly and appreciatively.

As an addendum, what does NOOB stand for?

As I've run out of Ases to start new lines, I bid you adieu, and thanks!

--Undies 02:24, May 29, 2011 (UTC)Undies


Here's what I've done so far in Monks page:



Believed to be ancestors of the old Witch Doctors, Fortune Tellers and Emperor's whom possess a close relationship with a higher deity, monks arose around the time Genghis Khan was playing Battleships with the whole Western Europe. Like Priests, Monks were selected eunuchs whom usually stayed in the village to protect the women and children while the real men went out foraging and Brokeback Mountain-ing.

The brown dresses they wear today came from a ritual performed after the warriors returned from battle. With plenty of sh-rooms and pot, the burly men pretty much did what they pleased to the defenseless women and children. After they'd had their way with as many as they could catch, their attention (what little was left after the drugs took over) turned to the town eunuch and the camp fire. They'd always bring a variety of loot from their raiding and pillaging, in amongst which were usually a few female garments, which they were too proud to wear in front of their women, so they'd forcibly dress the eunuch and make him dance and sing around the fire. He'd also most usually be gang raped, and enjoy it.


  1. The Beginning
  2. Exactly Right After The Beginning
  3. Embarrassingly Close To The Beginning
  4. Nice And Easy Wins The Race
  5. Another Insufferable Century
  6. Good To Go God
  7. Everybody Needs Somebody To Trust
  8. Revenge
  9. So...Now What?
  10. A Happy Medium
  11. Really?
  12. Everlasting Cover girls
  13. Today's Monk Key To Grail
  14. Over It?
  15. Oblong Rules
  16. Oh Dear!
  17. Letting Go
  18. Die And See

1. The Beginning

It's difficult to ascertain exactly when Monks began practicing, but easy to fathom from whence they came. Cavemen Create Class

After cockroaches reproduced with mice, the product was a new species called Monkeys. When these creatures kept falling out of trees because of intruding T-Rexes, they decided to stop slouching around and started standing tall. After many interbreeding experiments, the Gorilla won the Battle of the Fittest, first held in Athens in 1,563,892 BC, and so mated with every other species available to be mated hard. With so many walking Apes on the land, groups of similar-looking, similar-acting, and similar-smelling species began to form.

After thousands or millions of years of inbreeding of these groups, the offspring started displaying peculiar traits their forefathers and mothers did not possess. For example: an eight-handed midget, a blue-eyed giant, a female with snakes as hair, which beckons the question "What the hell was mum doing with those pet snakes?"

Each minor difference was seen as a curse and usually these unique and rare specimens were slaughtered, fried and eaten at a special family BBQ, others were abandoned, some sent floating in a basket down a river, and others just expelled from their family's camp.

Hea dude. Um, well you appear to have made up your mind about our "pathetic" standards and such. Ha. Basically we don't really have that many requirements, but we do try to help people write better stuff. Read HTBFANJS. Really, it will help you. Even our best writers here still read it again from time to time to get ideas. I recommend you do. Our beginners guide BGBU is also well worth reading if you have not already. If an article is funny enough we don't really care about a lot else and will forgive all based on that. I'm not sure suggesting that all the admins here are history teachers is best practice here either, but hea... It's all good. You asked how to link to other articles, but it looks like you have got that working.... Yea. Pyramids... I wonder if you knew that there are more pyramids in China than there are are in Egypt. Also... I was wondering what you might have to say about the pyramid which was found under water off the coast of Cuba. I'm sure a chap such as yourself would know all about that one? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:40, May 30
I'm sure the one he knows most about is the one in his shorts. Oh, my mistake. It's a tent. Jackofspades (talk) 23:11, 30 May 2011


It says we're not allowed to make articles about ourselves, but is it OK to do that if it's your own user page? Like, you edited your user page, with articles you've made and stuff. I was wondering if I could do that? --EvilPuggy 14:02, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hea dude. Yes. You can put almost whatever you wish on your own user page. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:41, May 30
Thanks ^_^ --EvilPuggy 13:12, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:


like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:41, May 29

You have HOW MANY features now! God dammit! Awesome man. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:42, May 30

Our first collaboration goes FA

I already updated your HOS listing. Let this be the first of many more, I hope.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:25, May 31

Nice. We don't have an article on kundalini... What do you think? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:35, May 31
Kundalini? Sounds like some awesome belly dancer. Never heard of her (which doesn't mean I wouldn't bonk her if she was hot), so ah, yeah! You start it off: Kundalini the Belly Dancer. *grin*--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:04, Jun 7

Hey you're back!

So how've you been? It's great to see you around again. MadMax 21:15, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hea Max. I'm great. Never better. Great to see that you are here also. It was also nice to see that Neighborhood Watch was featured in the end! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:35, Jun 1

Oh wow I'd forgotten about that. :) You know I actually have a story outline for Sue Saad & the Next (one of my favorite 80s bands) if you're ever up for another collaboration. It's based on an idea I had for a short story that parodies Bring the Jubilee (one of my favorite sci-fi stories) if you're familiar at all with the novella. MadMax 19:47, July 12, 2011 (UTC)


Hi MrN9000! Just wanted to say sorry if I stepped on any toes with that VFD joke-nom, no dickery was intended. Since we're at the forefront of misinformation on the interwebs, we can't take ourselves too seriously, right? :)

Anyway, glad to see you're back on the site! Cheers! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:25 June 1, 2011 (UTC)

It's cool. I'm sure I'm "meant" to have blocked you for longer as I'm sure you understand that there are some pages for which we have a very low dickery threshold. It's all good, though. I understand that no real harm was meant. Have fun dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:35, Jun 1

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

What's this...

This MrN9000 buggers off and then comes back and starts doing shit around here, using our crapper, stealing our women, benefits, and spreading HIV down the Uncyc sauna. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter about your actions since you've been back to the appropriate bodies and institutions:-/--Sycamore (Talk) 13:04, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hea! I helped fix the crapper last time you blocked it. Also, those are not women, but boys in dresses. I'm also assured that it's not possible to catch HIV from drying your pants in the sauna. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:19, Jun 2
Lies and excuses. I'm adding that to my letter.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:06, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Strongly Worded Letter

Dear Sir,
Following an anonymous correspondence with a concerned citizen it Uncyclopedia Department of Sending 'Em All Back (sponsored by the Daily Mail) has booked you a one way ticket to Bristol. Thank you for your hard work and dedication. Now fuck off.
Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Bastards. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:54, Jun 3
Bit of a "Don't unpack, you're going back moment". Even I feel sympathy, but mostly I feel some level of relief to see some justice done.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:02, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. Lemony snicket signature 15:07, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

George Carlin

It's all just a "conspiracy theory"

Did you replace the second quote? I think it got lost in an edit conflict, I don't remember what it was but it was good. Feel free to put it back. If that wasn't you, forget about it, I am waking up. :P I'll try to make something respectable out of this article, the state it is now in pains me. George the uncorruptible truthteller deserves it. He did talk openly about 911 only once I think, but he was quite clear: Also, have a Shit, piss, fuck, cock, cunt, motherfucker and tits kind of day :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:16, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Does an article on Tourrettes Guy exist? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 15:25, 6 June 2011
LOL, that is the title of George Carlin show, way back. He got arrested for it, it was an hilarious piece. Just Youtube "The seven words you can't say on TV". LOL guaranteed. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:29, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
Hea Matt, Lollipop... Um, all I did was remove the {{construction}} tag as that's only to be used for new articles. Guess I edit conflicted you. Sorry dude, it happens sometimes. Can be a right bugger to sort it all out when that happens, but I'm sure you will get the hang of it. Look at the page history, and you can see the "diffs" of who did what and when. Per the video... Yea, I saw that a while ago... George is one of the good guys. Just like Bill Hicks was.... Personally I like the video on the right from George... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:41, Jun 6
Billy Connoly's routine on things he hates about people was also funny. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 16:01, 6 June 2011
Yep, I saw it, I saw his whole show in NY, it is on Youtube. Also, I could not help but notice that the winners from last month are still on the front page. Is this normal or did they forget to change it? I'd like to see what douchery they'll come up with for my NotM thingie. I like this Comedy Portal project, it is good to work as a team for the site, not for some petty "feature" thing. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:34, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
Nobody seems to care about Useless Gobshites. And all myide projects (except for the Uncyclopedia youtube channel) are inactive. Yet Lyrithya still thinks that they are all active. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:58, 6 June 2011


could I have that article 'Matt tuck' copy? I'll work on it on word and post it when I've finished it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Hea there. Yes, I can give you a copy back, but you need to create an account here first. Do that, and come back here and let me know what your user id is. I can then put a copy of your article in your "userspace" where you can work on it all you like. Also... If you are serious about sticking around here, and writing a good article, I recommend you check out BGBU and HTBFANJS. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:05, Jun 7

Pointless Paradox

Dude, much thanks for the cool edits. I would never have known there was such a link. Hey, I really did miss being in touch with you while you were busy, and I'm GLAD your back. You are much of the fun of this place. And I'm your protege. You and Aleister gave me your support, encouragement and guidance, and along with a bunch of others, young and old, male and princess, you cats make this website fulfilling. Oh, and thanks for the Lord Christopher Monckton turn on - common sense is so bloody refreshing. Send me an email what's up. Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:59, Jun 7

Hea dude. That link was just a bit of shameless self whoring while I was reading your article. You really have developed your own style/styles. It's kinda cool. Looking at your older stuff and comparing it to your more recent edits I can really see how you have figured out a way to fit your style to Uncyclopedia which works, and a lot of people like. I might be wrong, but looking at your user page, I'm not sure if there is another user who has created more articles here at Uncyc. Seriously. I may be wrong, but hea dude... Did you ever record any audio for any of your work? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:35, Jun 7
Well, bro, I have lots of audios of my work but they are copyrighted and also not bloody funny. Someone just sent me THIS - Have you seen this already? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:58, Jun 7
I'm not really understanding what you are saying about the audios... Yea... I love those guys. this is my favourite thing they have done, but they have lots of sketches on various subjects. I figured you would be into kundalini and chakra and all that jazz. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:05, Jun 7
Hey dude! I figured you would know those guys. But the facts are less than funny. I've never done any comedy songs, even though I have made audios. Actually I know very little about Astanga Yoga by Patanjali - which is where kundalini concept comes from (the bitch!). Though I'm sure we could still find out and make a collaboration article on it. I'm amazed that Soma never got needs a serious revamping. On Kriptonite I had a Pee Review by ChiefJustice who never mentioned the spelling was a problem. And the other spelling Kryptonite is already taken by an article on another subject. What to do? Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:57, Jun 8
I'm learning about kundalini at the moment. From what I can tell there is more to it than just a bit of stretching, but I don't know enough to write an article really. I know someone who claims to have had a kundilini experience. I was hoping you had 2! What to do about the spelling of Kriptonite? I'm not sure, but I would go with whatever Wikipedia uses unless it's a lot more funny not to. Yea soma... I bet that was mushrooms... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:56, Jun 8
Dude, I would gladly use the spelling Kryptonite but it has already been usurped for an article on something different. We would have to take over the name (delete someone's nonsense article) to get the right name. Should we do that? Can we get the name back from HERE based on their misuse of the name? It is radical that you mention my user page, because, before your guidance I didn't even know I had a user page... hehe!! Really.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:24, Jun 8
Since you don't mind if the name is moved, I've moved the old Kryptonite to Kryptonite (Earth element), but have to wait until the page is QVFD before the "new" page can be moved in. I've asked MadMax to QVFD that page (or if you, MrN, are quicker with the wicker?), then the newone can take its rightful place. Now all the spelling has to be changed! 0_0. Aleister 12:53 8-6-'11
I'm confused! How about that??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:57, Jun 8


YOU HAVE A NEW FUCKING MESSAGE!!! I was wondering how to format this:
George carlin 3 steps

The 3 steps to analizing a new government policy.
1. Who will really profit from this?
2. I GOT IT!
3. We're screwed even further.

So that it would look like this in the caption under the pic:

The 3 steps to analizing a new government policy.

1.Who will really profit from this?
3.We're screwed even further.

You know, starting on a new line for each new sentence. Just do it if you can! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:48, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

How's that? <br clear ="all"> and <br clear ="right"> and such are handy sometimes also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:51, Jun 7
Thanks, that looks awesome! I'll know what code to use next time. ("analysing" would be better than "analizing" lol.) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:02, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

I would have to be stupid to think that you haven't already seen...

THIS--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:00, Jun 8

Actually, not seen that one! Might watch it now... :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:03, Jun 8
Dude! How did you like the new Queen Vid above? Also, did you know that the guy from "Borat", Sacha Baron Cohen, signed a movie deal to play Freddy in a feature film on Queen? Experts determined that Queen has the most valuable music catalog in the world! Awesome!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:54, Jun 13
Wow. I think he might be able to do it rather well actually. Robert De Nero also! I figured it would be either Queen, or Beatles as most valuable. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:47, Jun 14

Pants aren't so bad really

I mean let's talk about pants for a minute. What am I saying, you always want to talk about pants. But let's talk about your talking about pants.

Pants are awesome. Let me get that out of the way for a minute there. Without pants, where would we be? Wearing shirts on our legs? Honestly that doesn't sound comfortable at all, plus there's that big hole in the middle there, where your head ought to be, and instead people could peek up that whole and see your business, if you get what I'm saying. In case you don't, I mean your crotch.

And think about all the people you wouldn't want to see pantsless. Like your grandmother for example. If you don't have a grandmother, someone else's grandmother then, it's all the same. Unless that person's grandmother had a kid when she was really young and then that person had another kid when she was really young and basically you had a young grandmother that was still hot for whatever reason. And that's excluding time travel, obviously, on account of it not existing yet, at least not that I know of - and I'd be the first to know. Or the President. Probably the President. But if the President had time travel, why would we still be in Iraq? I ask you that. We'd probably go back in time before nuclear weapons were invented and come up with some kind of International Copyright Office and patent the goddamn things, then sue the shit out of the Soviet Union, be like, "you're infringing on our copyright, you redheads" (or whatever they called them) and they'd have to cease and desist right then and there. No Cold War. Bingo.

But the point I'm trying to make here is, I wouldn't want to walk outside in my underwear, or with some questionable pants substitute. I quite like pants. Or shorts. When you say "pants" I'm gonna assume you're including shorts. They do the same thing as pants do, just in a shorter fashion. I guess that's why they're called shorts. Of course that's why they're called shorts, what am I saying? But then why are short videos called "shorts"? They're not shorts at all. Short videos, yes, but the term "shorts" was already taken by then, I expect. Somebody shoulda sued.

My underwear is usually pretty plain and white so I don't want everyone seeing it, is the point. And I don't want to see anyone else's bright white underwear neither. It would blind me in at least two ways. One, from the brightness, and two, from seeing a pantsless dude, which I don't wanna see. Maybe you do, I don't know, I ain't judgin' nobody. But I don't wanna see it. I guess seeing a pantsless hot chick would be nice but I dunno if it'd be worth it what with all the ugly chicks out there rompin' around pantsless too.

So as you can see, pants really aren't the worst things in the world. It could be worse. You could pick a worse piece of clothing to object to. Like, I don't know. T-shirts with stupid sayings on them. Or bras, we don't need bras, I think it would benefit everyone if we got rid of those things. Well, not really. Saggy boobs. So there's a downside to everything, you get my point.

I just ask you to reconsider your stance against pants. Without pants, sweatshops producing pants wouldn't have anything to produce, and they'd be producing something much more boring instead, like iPods. Or whatever it is people in sweatshops make. Not money, obviously! ha ha!!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:10 Jun 09, 2011

You pose a convincing argument. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:52, Jun 9
Man, this above rap is the makings of a great article. Please continue...--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:05, Jun 9

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hello, do you know if the user who made you the new Uncyclopedia logo would mind making one for Uncyclopeia Brazil (Desciclopédia). It'd just need to change the subtitle from Uncyclopedia to Desciclopédia. Truewww 14:23, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hea. You would need to talk to Lyrithya. She created the new image I believe. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:53, Jun 9


Ahhhh! I thought that was a sweet thing to do, changing our birthday article to be a birthday greeting for the red-link users friend. Can't we just play with it, add balloons and cakes and bunnies, and give the guy a real birthday card? No? OK, never mind. Aleister 16:55 9-6-'11

p.s. or remember Jack Black's happy birthday song on SNL? Maybe that.


???? What did you do with Rule 3? People have been using that for over a year, it's an established rule now, and...well, huh? Aleister 20:02 9-6-'11

I wondered how long it would be until someone noticed! I did it for a few reasons. Firstly Mordillo added it, and I was hoping he might return as a result of me changing it, and... I thought it was a bit better with just the two rules. If it's simply two rules just HTBFANJS and don't be a dick then it creates much more of an impact when new users first see it. For established users it was funny when Mordillo added the 3rd rule (especially as it had only just been the 2 before) and it was. I just thought I would change it back to the "old school" just 2, as well... It felt right... I'm not really bothered about it though and if people really want it changed back I'm happy to do so. Think about it a bit though. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:11, Jun 9
Huh? I must repeat myself - ???? He added it after quite a bit of discussion and trickery, and people took to it quickly and have used it since. The main reasoning was because we give people the first two rules, and if they abide by those, they are urged to dance like they've never danced before (words Happytimes suggested, and "received" a Feather in Your Cap award for). There is actually a page that links to the rule which was put up for VFH and lost mainly because it was an inside uncy page. So it is well-established and accepted as a rule. I wouldn't be surprised if Lythyia did this, just another day at the office, but for MrN...I can't even think about it without troubling myself and seeking medicinal aid. Please replace it if you would be so kind, and let's never talk about this day again /looks around for medicinal (sp? probably) aid Aleister 20:32 9-6-'11
p.s. I did something similar on SPIKE's talk page hoping to draw him back like a cat to a saucer of mice, but he hasn't bitten so far.
Yea, I noticed the pic you chose for his logo... You created UN:DANCE right? I had not noticed that until now. Well it took over 2 days for anyone to notice I changed UN:R. You are talking about this VFH nom right? Dude, it got a kicking. What links to what where when? I will put it back now, but I would be grateful if you could show me some more of the history of this, as I do have a wish to put it back to just 2 rules. Got any links n stuff? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:33, Jun 9
Mordillo asked me to put up a page for the link, and I put in some of the stuff from Welcome Party for Noobs, then other people worked on it. I'm not going to look for links, Mordillo put it up there after it was discussed on his talk page, and people seem to like it. If he doesn't come back it's one of the best legacies of his career, and Happytimes said he had never been happier (and then he disappeared one day in the middle of normal edits, we fear the worse, seriously). If you feel so strongly why not do a forum, but it's been over a year now, people have linked to it, and it seems about the happiest of the three rules (First one, a direction, second one, a chastisement, third one, a "Now write like you've never written before" message. I haven't looked at that nom in awhile, I didn't nom it and ended up voting against it because of the discussions on the page, if I recall. Aleister 22:02 9-6-'11
Dude, what Happytimes said is hardly a consensus. If I feel so strongly? I put it back before you post that message. You are not going to look for links for me? I will remember that the next time you ask me for a similar favour. I hope you can see things from my point of view also. You suggest I start a forum, yet you deliberately withhold information which would be useful (the links) about this from me. Dude. You got me all wrong. Don't be like that. There is enough fuss on the wiki at the moment, and I have no wish to generate any more. As I said... "I'm not really bothered about it though and if people really want it changed back I'm happy to do so". So I did. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:30, Jun 9
??? Why this accusation of "withholding" information? By not looking for links I mean they on somewhere on Mordilllos talk page and from a forum that Happytimes played on. I don't know the name of the forum, or the dates of the discussions. I never asked you to do anything like that, to search thru multiple files over long periods of time. Mordillo's talk pages go on and on like some kind of parlimental record. Mordillo is still around, I assume, maybe send him an email and ask him about this. It might, like you said, draw him back for awhile. As I recall what happened is there was a forum about a major change in the rules, and Happytimes said something about "Dance like you've danced before", and I brought it up to Mordillo, and then again a few weeks later, and he liked the idea and asked me to write up a page to go along with the rule. I asked if the Dance stuff at Welcome Party for Noobs was the kind of thing he was thinking of, he said yes, and I copied some stuff from that page, and then Happytimes added to it. People liked the idea, and it was organized that way. There was nothing hidden, and people link the three rules to their welcome messages, which was why I looked at them again after not clicking on them for about eight months and saw that one was missing. Aleister 10:00 10-6-'11
I stand by my previous comments, I have no further interest in this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:56, Jun 10


Hi MrN9000 I am still in the process of creating defeat. I kept getting the page overwritten and did not fully realize the ability to FIRST create it in userspace before posting it. It was not to piss you off ;)

Cool dude. Hope you enjoy working on it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:58, Jun 10

Dear sir

I would like to protest in the strongest possible terms about you and everyone like you. I'll have you know that you are undoing thousands of years of progress with all your "editing" and "removing". We don't care for your requirement of so-called "links", "consensus" or "evidence". Did Jesus need evidence? No he did not. Since you have been away we have established new rules and traditions, I mean here you are wandering around the wiki without having submitted any admin authority deployment forms at all! You had best watch your step laddie or you will see a side of this wiki you won't much like. Don't make me fetch Happytimes to explain this to you, he has a feather in his cap for God's sake; he's far more important and worldly wise than you could ever hope to be. --ChiefjusticePS3 10:20, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Chief... I did not make a requirement for "links". I put the page back first, and then said that I would be grateful for some more information about what had happened so that I could understand. Because I had already done what had been asked of me, my request was just that. A request, not a demand. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:50, Jun 10
There, see, ChiefJustice was there at the beginning, and now his well chosen words have summarized whatever he wanted to summarize and calmed this discussion without causing any more drama. A calm voice in any situation. And the best path forward might be a forum to reaffirm or discard the rule, which was a Mordillo stamp-of-approval rule (his talk page was one of the most user-viewed pages in the wiki). Forum? or Famine? Aleister 10:38 10-6-'11
p.s. and to be way serious, do either of you guys know what happened to Happytimes? He was hip-or-ankle deep in the wiki, and then in the middle of one of his normal editing days he was just gone and never returned (last time I looked anyway). He's one of the "goners" who might actually be a goner (I thought you might have been one of those too, MrN, because of the stuff you said about if we never heard from you again). But Happytimes was just so...happy. Aleister 10:48
No idea where he could be, no contributions since November last year, clearly he has been killed in some kind of terrible tram accident. --ChiefjusticePS3 10:52, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
I've just emailed him with a brief "Are you okay?" message. Just between us and all the lurkers, the main reason I moved on the third rule, brought it to Mordillo, and was happy it passed was because of Happytimes. He wasn't winning prizes or getting features and then he had that great idea, so I seconded his motion and moved it along both because it was a good idea and because he was always so happy. And he was so happy when Mordillo added the rule. That's basically the history of Rule 3 in three nutshells. Aleister 11:14 10-6-'11
Happytimes did always have a smile on his face if I remember! I'm sure that dude was on something. Whatever it was I want some! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:50, Jun 10
I remember having a discussion about goners with Aleister way back. The only other way to lure them back is email. Although it hasn't done anything with Spike, it did work with Bevanz. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:50, 12 June 2011

I know

Not bad luck that article had it's flawas. My next one will be a feature though. i can see it from here.*starts to dream*--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:59, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

I noticed that you had started something in your userspace. Nice one dude. What I suggest you try is thinking of lots of different angles and things which you could say about it. Find out all you can about that, and think about the different views which other people might have about it also. Don't worry about laying it all out perfectly to begin with, just get all your ideas down somehow, and then mix it all around later when you have got something to work with. For that article, a lot of different people are saying different things about it on the web, so I'm sure you can find a lot to say about it. Good luck! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:17, Jun 10
Duly noted. Thanks man. It looks like a good topic to begin writing full articles with. Let's see how it rolls out. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:38, June 10, 2011 (UTC)


Hey, you killed my page. I'm still writing it. How do I get it back?


Hey! You killed my page prematurely. I'm still editing/writing it. How do I get it back?

Looks like you are OK for now... You will need to make it funny not just racist for it to be kept here. Good luck. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:37, Jun 14

==LOL^^==--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 20:59, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I will try my best to make it a feature. Though I am still struggling with ideas to put into it. Will be in touch.:)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:25, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote on VFH!

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. Lazy and stupid. When I was three, I thought 2+2=fish.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 12:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Cool. No my pleasure. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:39, Jun 14
I don't think copy pasting ANY of the message is allowed. MrN9000 banned four nOobs last month because of that. He doesn't like it. Be careful of what you say next. Best of luck. :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:44, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
And he's the most lineant admin on uncyc. ChiefjusticeDS has even been known for raping a coupla nOObs in the past for this. But don't you worry. Good luck..--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:07, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
PMP... Don't be a dick. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:39, Jun 14
What? There's absolutely nothing wrong with thanking people for voting on VFH. Back in the day, it used to happen all the time, with creative thanks templates and all that stuff. I'm really not sure what you're talking about at all. Then again, I don't think you are either.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:34 Jun 12, 2011
Man you are so serious all the time! I know, admins. But I was joking. Thanking for votes is a very noble endeavor. In fact some users do it all the time, even when their articles don't get featured. Really nice job with the article man!(Oh I already said that on my talk page)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 18:52, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

George Carlin

Is pretty much finished. I thought I'd let you know since you seem to like him. Feel free to add some stuff, I'll go and rewrite some other stuff for the truth portal. Ciao Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:29, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

I will take a proper look sometime tonight when I can give it more attention, but from a quick look at it now it looks a little bland to me. From reading the opening paragraph.. That's not really grabbing me. It's a great tribute to the man, but it would probably be funnier if it took the piss out of him a bit more. I did not read it that carefully, and will chuck some edits in later. Looks a bit too much like a fan article (that's my failed effort) at the moment, and they are very hard to do well. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:44, Jun 14
I just read the Clapton piece, it is very good man, it's not a fail at all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:11, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
The seven words you can't say on uncyclopedia...I did a seven words thing in one of my pages but can't recall which one. I guess that's a sign that you've written lots here. Oh, I know, Cemetery of the Absurd. I think. Carlin's a great subject, so the page has to be as great as he was. I haven't looked at it, did you do a send-up of his naming the advertisers bit on there? Aleister 23:16 14-6-'11
LOLWUT? Translate the last sentence for me please! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:08, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
Dude, I read it again, I think the whole tone of the article needs to be changed. If I were to edit it, I would probably change it rather a lot. If you are cool with me doing that I will put some more thought into it, but I wanted to mention before I did as you might want to keep it as it is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:03, Jun 15
I sure am cool with that, I edited to help Kevillips and the Comedy portal and was stuck numerous times. It's not my article, go ahead! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:14, June 15, 2011 (UTC)

Your bot

It seems to have not done anything in more than a year. Is it dead? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:11, 15 June 2011

I just gave 9001 a kick and he complained something about wanting an update, but other than that it look like he still works. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:04, Jun 15
I was planning to make a bot (was either going to be called "Lollibot" or "CANUCK") to revert spam, manly also doing QVFD and Ban Patrol tasks. Then I realized that I didn't know how to make one. Found it too confusing. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:07, 15 June 2011

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 16, 2011 (UTC)


Three articles with this heading have been huffed. I've started writing one, loosely based on the wikipedia article. As this is a first attempt, I need some advice - how to perk it up, what's not funny, and where the hell I get pics from.

Junee, New South Ireland

Junee is a correctional facility, famous for jailbreaks, bogans, pitbulls and sheep, currently in orbit around Wagga Wagga Wagga Wagga. Among its inmates are God (expelled from Wagga Wagga by Lucifer), Al Gore, George H. Bush, Kurt Plissken and 20 million sheep, many of whom are the mums of the rest of the residents.

Place name

It derives its name from the Aboriginal word "Chew knee", meaning to set a pitbull on a misbehaving inmate.


The Weary people traditionally owned the joint prior to the Poms buying it and selling it to the Septic Tanks. Marquis de Sade (1816-1698) was the town's first head honcho and squatter (even rich guys couldn't afford the rent). He established the Chewknee pitbull farm in the 1840s, it took him 20 years to get noticed by the Post Office (even back then they were slow) and soon after got noticed by Strayan freedom fighter Hen Balls who robbed him blind.

Fools gold was discovered in the 1860s, and as most of the locals were fools, it led to a gold rush centred on the newer village of Old Junee(?).

In the 1890s, in an attempt to get the economy going again after the gold ran out and the bottom fell out of the wool and pitbull market, a major railway repair facility was built there which then required re-routing of the Shitnee to Melborn 2-gauge railway to include it. This was a boon to the local farmers who could then get their product to market more quickly, there to rot in warehouses or attack toddlers. The largest silo in the Forgotten Hemisphere was built there in 1592 – it has never been more than one-third full. The railway brought hundreds of bogans and thousands of Drop Bears into the town who built seventeen hotels and proceeded to get sh!t-faced on Tooheys New. They are still there.

Local economy

By the 1970s, the railway was in decline and so were the residents. The only bloke who could be bothered, known to the locals as "Thommo", petitioned the State Government to turn the town into a prison, based on the idea that no-one would be able to tell the difference between the inmates and the local bogans anyway. As no-one else wanted it, Junee got the nod despite protests from Tumba-bloody-rumba that it was too close to their quasi-Amish quasi-Tasmanian experiment. They were right, many of the children, and still more of the sheep, in Tumba-bloody-rumba today strongly resemble the said inmates.

Famous locals

Thugby player and coke addict Lorry Driver was born and bred in Junee before being recruited by the Queanbeyan Maroons-raiders. He went on to be bought by Uncle Rupert and captain New South Ireland and Straya. Shane "Horny" Warnie's ex, Adam Gilchrist, also lived here for a short time as a child. In addition naval corvette HMAS Junee was built there, unusual because Junee is several hundred miles from open water. It was transported overland to Waggawaggawagga, where it was propelled downriver to the ocean on the five o'clock wave.


Junee Liquorice, Chocolate and Crack Factory Junee Roundhouse Kick – Kung Fu Museum Statue of The Count Of Monte Cristo (they had trouble getting a reliable picture of the Marquis de Sade, and none of the bogans can tell the difference anyway) Jail Break Inn Barbecue Pit

G-REX THANKS from Sog & Fbony


Many thanks for voting in favor of G-Rex. But we’re sorry for pulling your leg. Recent new developments near Las Vegas lead us to conclude that G-Rex was actually much larger than previous thought.

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Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 23, 2011 (UTC)



Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:30, Jun 26

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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

You haven't edited for almost 2 weeks!

You okay? Or are you on vacation again? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:23, 30 June 2011

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Come back here, or I bring back the penis lollipop! You don't want me to bring it back. Olipro threatened to ban me for making it, back in the day. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:53, 2 July 2011

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BRO!!! Much Thanks for making Padmé


Your support is what made Padmé!

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ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

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More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

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your page

I enjoyed Moving the goal posts.--Nikau 14:26, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

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