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What if I cooked up an awesome logo for the Collaboratory? People love logos to the point of inanity - we might get more collaboration if the thingy looked cool-ass badsmartypants fuckedy. What do you think? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:17, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

It is true. The Collaboratory needs such things as cool-ass badsmartypants fuckedy. Can we have some of that please? An extra portion if it is available? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:08, Aug 12

Not sure if this is awesome. I tried to make it into a template that would say stuff like "tired of working alone? Got a stuck article? Join us - together we can smash the place to fucking smithereens" on the right but I'm not too good with templates. The image alone could go as a logo to the top of collaboration page, and the template could be dropped here and there with a link. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:30, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I absolutely love that picture. It's perfect and the fuse if great. I think it would be perfect as the logo at the top of the page. If you fancy doing something with that, go for it? I also think we need a smaller user box size template which people can put on their user pages to show that they regularly use the Collaboratory, and obviously to advertise links for it. As for advertising this page more around the wiki, I think that may be a good idea, but I'm waiting to see if I get any opposition in the forum. It's "complicated" this... It's awesome that you are helping out though dude. Thanks a lot. I had a look at User:Multiliteralist/The lost play but that's not really my style. If you have anything a bit more encyclopaedic, I could take a look at that sometime? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:31, Aug 13
Glad you like the picture. Coulf you modify the template so that it stands alone at the top of the page? I don't know how to do it. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:24, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Hang on! I just noticed something... That image is like 1.4mb in size! I'm guessing you have some better photo editing tools than me, could you maybe upload the image, but of a more Uncyc size in bytes? Like say 50-60k? I think what we really need is the actual image (the dude with the fuse). Could you upload one of just that guy, but without the rest of the text? I could do it, but then as all I have here now is paint, it would roast the quality of the image... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:59, Aug 13

Do you want me to also make the other one smaller? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Awesome. I just created: {{User Collaboratory}} with it, stick it on your user page! Have a play with the template if you fancy. I'm not great with them. As for the image, if we are going to use it as the logo at the top, it probably needs the "join" bit removed, and just have it say "Collaboratory, for that extra pinch of destructive potential". If you could upload that as a smaller image, that might look good at the top of the page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:37, Aug 13
Could you make the collab... template a bit more similar to the logo on top of page? Would help the cause if it were more easily recognisable. In other words, yellow background, red text, no italics, capital initial, rest of it lower case. Font is close enough otherwise. I would do this myself but cannot figure it out. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:36, 16 August 2009 (UTC)


I see what you did thar! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Dexter rapes pages which are not real virgins as he can't get real virgins. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:38, Aug 13
Poor Dexter. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:38, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
It's true... :'( MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:39, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Are we sad about this?! DEXTER IS GETTING SOME EVERYBODY! Give the man a pat on the back, also some money for condoms cheap beer. Something that'll get a girl drunk really quickly. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:14, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

"Screw it. This is a silly namespace anyway."

It is NOT a silly namespace! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Agreed. It is not a silly namespace. It's a stupid namespace. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:39, Aug 13
It is a glorious namespace! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:41, 13 August 2009 (UTC)


You said "something more encyclopedic" - well, the criticism section can be as encyclopedic as you like, if you want to help out with that. The play excerpts are in fact ready. User:Multiliteralist/The_lost_play

Thanks MrN

Cheers for the award and the page transfer and stuff. Also, I'm not sure exactly what you have done with the page, where is the source page? Is the one on my userpage redirecting to the proper Foreign Office? If not, could you set it up so that there is nothing on my user page/Foreign Office other than a re-direct to the new location? Apologies if this is what you have done and I'm just a moran. Thanks for the support once again anyway. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 11:31, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

# (Move log); 10:23 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs | block) moved User talk:Siddhartha-Wolf/Foreign Office to Uncyclopedia talk:Foreign Office
# (Move log); 10:23 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs | block) moved User:Siddhartha-Wolf/Foreign Office to Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office

That's your old user page... It's redirecting everything there. "Your" page is now part of the Uncyclopedia project. Or what was your page. Cos now it's ours! MhhhhHaaa! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:38, Aug 14

Haha, that's fine with me, but I think having "suggestions for improvement" on the talk page would be a better idea, otherwise it feels a bit messy. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 12:13, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
LUKE: (laughing) Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.
BEN: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
LUKE: I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire. I hate it! But there's nothing I can do about it right :::now. It's such a long way from here.
BEN: That's your uncle talking.
LUKE: (sighing) Oh, God, my uncle. How am I ever going to explain this?
BEN: Learn about the Force, Luke.
LUKE: Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.
BEN: You must do what you feel is right, of course.
MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:29, Aug 14

Lionel Richie

OK ! Thanks, this is my first one. Yeah, I hope so. -- 11:44, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I was in our IRC chat room a while back when you wrote it and a few of us read it then... Oh, did you sign up for an account? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:47, Aug 14

How about this BEFORE I take a chance?

Oh God! Your user page is a riot, better than the articles. I wrote a wacky article that I think is funny (and true) but I'm afraid to gross anyone out. Could you give me advice on this before I get shit-on, I mean, peed-on Dead Dick. Thanks in advance.--Funnybony 18:17, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, you chicken you! Don't be scared of Pee Review man! Sometimes, you get a good review, sometimes you don't. I have seen wildly different scores over time. I read this article. It's good. I don't think it's as good as your 2012 article, but I liked a few of the lines in there. Your "problem" (not that it really is that much) is that this article, like some of your others suffers from poor formatting. You have a tenancy to use large lists early in your articles. Now, that's "OK" it's not "wrong", but... Some readers on Uncyc will not like that. Also, you tend to have a large number of shorter sections when it might be better to have less more substantial sections. Now, I know that does not really mean that much really, but in terms of how popular your articles might be if they started making their way onto VFH, it's going to make a difference. Trust me. I think your writing is funny, and I think many of your articles and be really good, but ya need to sort out this thing I'm talking about. A more "encyclopaedic layout" is what you need in your articles. Make them look a bit more like something you would find on Wikipedia if you can. Stick it onto Pee Review, and if you don't get a review in a few days, let me know and I will do it for ya. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:09, Aug 14


Wow that IP you just blocked is so funny! "SUCK MAH BOOBS" That's so hilarious right? lolololol!--Almost Sir Random Crap

The funny thing is, that's it's a lot less effort for us to revert them than it is for them to do it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:51, Aug 15
Oh, rollback right? I love that feature. And that Collabratory was a really good idea! I needed some edits for my article.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Thanks on Dead Dick

I just deleted one list and turned another list into a para. The hook is that VN won because they had the highest score, just like most sports, VN:1,100,000 points to America: 58,000 points. A pretty piss-poor performance by Team America. Man, those Gooks sure know how to play "Dead Dick!" I hope that's coming across. Thanks again. I'll go back a clean up 2012 if that's OK to do. I hate to delete others stuff, even it's crap. But crap really does ruin it for everyone. Best wishes--Funnybony 19:59, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

If it's crap it's crap, take it out. Also, those who deposit crap seldom return to check on it. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:22, Aug 15
  • Dude!!! I really worked hard on this spoof. I hope I can keep all three quotes. The 3rd quote is a spoof on Howard Cosell at end of the Randall Tex Cobb/Larry Holmes mismatch. And the "M" quote to James Bond is pretty good too. I took your advice on lists, and cleaned up 2012 as well (although not completely). Any lists are really short, like no more than 4 items, as a sub part. Any further improvement on Dead Dick (the highly unpopular 1960s era war game). Thanks in advance for your help.--Funnybony 21:00, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
It is looking good. I'm trying to think of a way to help you with 2012. I think something can be done with tables. Give me a few days and I will try to think what... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:14, Aug 16

On Dead Dick: I'm glad you like it. I would love to find a "Grunt Speak Dictionary" (We're taken a bird to the LZ, lets hope it's cold. They'll be layin' Nap first to fry the dinks. Time for some buku R&R before I go, fuckin', dinky dow!). Jeez! What a life? Please edit anything you don't like about Dead Dick. I'm going to wait to nominate it. As it stands it's already as good as Yellow in my opinion, which was just featured. Turning Dead Dick into 1) Game, 2) Point, 3) Corpse, and 4) weird collectors item. And the Vietnamese won on points, like most every sport.--Funnybony 21:48, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

On 2012: Yeah, that's the way to limit the items listed, make a table for only the ones you think are worth keeping. Like the Methods of Destruction list is 60% good now, and needs to lose way more fat. If I was savvy in coding I'd do it. But if you can make 2012 into a great page then everyone will love it. She's all yours!!! I never did anything worthwhile in my life without partners. Thanks a bunch, dude!!!--Funnybony 21:48, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

BTW: I did Amero and it's more scary than funny... more true than Wikipedia.--Funnybony 21:53, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Yea, I know you did Amero. That's the page which first made me notice you. ;) I'm happy to nom Dead Dick for now for you on VFH if you feel it's ready. VFH is a funny place though and you can never predict what will happen. Oh, also you might be interested in taking a look at this page sometime. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:19, Aug 16

Dead Dick

Hey Dude! I think Dead Dick is ready to Nom (as you mention above). Doesn't it need a Pee Review first? Or can you just nominate as is? Please edit anything you don't like. Much Appreciated!--Funnybony 17:12, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You only need a Pee Review if it's you who nominates it. I do suggest you get a review though, but hea! I will give it a proof read, and nom it for ya. Don't be surprised if you get shot down like a Dead Dick though. VFH is one odd place, and you can never tell what's going to happen... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:41, Aug 21

---Whew!!! You are faster that fuckin' Tony Jaa, who can jump under and over a moving car at the same time. He learned that trick in Bangkok (where I live too).--Funnybony 17:44, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

---If VFH shoots down Dead Dick, then we have to ask ourselves, "What's this fucking world coming to?" Thanks a-mil!!!--Funnybony 17:48, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't be too upset if so. Some formats of article are more popular than others, and voters are also fickle. However, your 2012 article will be your first FA if this does not make it. ;) Oh, tip... Don't vote for yourself! Not yet anyway. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:51, Aug 21

---I read your last piece of advice too late and my wife and I had both already voted. I was able to delete those votes. Which is good, cause I wanna do exactly what you advise. Dude! Thanks for the Nom. Much appreciated. All I can possible get out of this is make people laugh. If you think it funny then I'm already satisfied.--Funnybony 21:17, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

BTW: Punji Stick must have gotten huffed. It was a funny look at a very unfunny subject. It was pretty good, but too short. - how do I recover it so It can be perfected? I have no copy of it. But it must exist somewhere in the UN-universe!? Thanks as always.--Funnybony 21:17, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I put a copy here. Flesh it out a bit more before moving it back to the mainspace... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:42, Aug 22

---You're an angel!!! Do you think it's worth saving? I assume "flesh it out" means you think so. But I can hardly think anything else to say about Punji Stick. Any suggestions? Thanks as always--Funnybony 10:49, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Renamon article

Yo,can you give me a copy of the renamon article i made that got huffed so i can work on it on my user page.i kinda neglected it cause i thought is this too random??i was trying to create "milk squirting out your nose"/wacky and crazy" humor.i guess you guys dont like that,okay i get it now,no cock or sex.i will write a more serious article, i promise,serious, im not playing.i will only add relativly little random stuff,like 3 sentences,mabeye even less and the rest will be gold. jupiterfox

Hi Jupiter. I haven't read the article, but "milk squirting out your nose" humour, I'm assuming that you mean slapstick. Jerry Lewis or Three stooges physical comedy stuff. If that's the case, it may be a little lowbrow, but it's not deletion worthy. The issue may be that you've neglected to read HTBFANJS, particularly The "@#$%^&*" Rule. Crass humour can work. As an example there is UnNews:An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" as a light version of this, and Penis joke is a little more direct. If you are doing something that is funny because it has the word "fuck" in it 100 times, and there's no other form of humour in it, most of the time it will be either unappreciated or just deleted outright. Can I suggest read HTBFANJS first, and have a look at the featured articles to see what works well. Pup t 07:17, 16/08/2009
It's here. He's totally correct Jupiterfox. It's just all the same this it's a cute thing, let's pretend its evil, has sex and rapes people!. Yea... Funny the first time someone wrote an article like that on Uncyc, but it's getting REALLY boring now. Sorry. Please, consider trying to write in a different style as I fear your articles will keep getting deleted, and your edits to articles eventually reverted. I'm sure you can write in a style which might be more appreciated, and I hope you do. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:54, Aug 16

thanks alot guys.I can write in a different good at writing academic papers like sociology.its just that when making articles about cartoon characters such as renamon, i didnt think anybody would care if it was written in good quality.i mean its about a character from digimon,a show for 10 year olds about a bunch of crazy monsters battling.its not like a commentary on the health care policy of barack obama.

so i thought a couple of cheap laughs with crude sex jokes and cursing is what people wanted.thats what i meant by "milk squirting out your nose" humour, not slapstick.i meant crude humor such as "princess toadstool has a penis and likes to stick it in samus aran".and one more thing,i just made an article called Drake and Josh.ive tried using a different writing style than the renamon article.,mr9000 can you check it out and give me some pointers in regards to the article.if its not that good dont delete it,give me advice and i will give the article more not nearly done working with can see i still left the constuction tag on it. thanks and peace.Jupiterfox

Bot Question

Does the general fixes that your bot is doing include spell check? I was just wondering, as spell check bots often correct intentional "misspellings". --Mn-z 23:47, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Na, I'm not spell checking. I'm watching each edit manually also so it should be OK. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:59, Aug 16
K. On an unrelated note, this page contain vanity/cyberbulling? I searched for some of the names listed on wikipedia, and didn't find anything. But, its a British subject, so I really can't tell. --Mn-z 00:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm calling that clear vanity. It's not been edited for years and I doubt anyone cares other than the 2 guys who wrote it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:49, Aug 17

Second Bot question

Hey, I just finished working on The newest UnSignpost. I asked THEDUDEMAN if he could help out, but he doesn't seem to be around. Any chance you could get your bot going, and deliver it? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:57, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

You rock quite hard. Thanks for the delivery! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:10, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
NP. We do need to trim down the list we deliver to at some point... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:12, Aug 18
I agree. Gerry said the same thing. How would we go about doing such a thing? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:13, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
I left a message over at the paper... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:29, Aug 18

New question

Is there anything wrong with me auto-archiving people's talk pages who have way too many USPs on there? I'm not sure how you admin types feel about archiving other people's talk pages, even for the sake of the glorious paper. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:15, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Um. You should ask Spang about that. On his talkpage. Hi dad! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:23, 19 Aug
Ya, probably not a good idea to archive another users talk page. Maybe drop them a message asking em to do it, but na... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:25, Aug 20

The cake is a lie

It says you're the one who locked The cake is a lie due to copyright or something like that. My question is as to whether it's possible to have that page as a redirect to Portal (game), since that evades the problem of having a page by that name and still provides the appropriate material for those searching the phrase.

Guardain of Light 18:39, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Was not me who protected it, but Sure. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:48, Aug 18

Just protect the pages

All 3 of em, he's just using proxies and won't stop --CharitwoTalk 04:35, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Or a brief semi-protect would work too. (But you know that.) --Mn-z 04:39, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
That's what I meant, protection from IPs --CharitwoTalk 04:42, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Eh? No idea what you two are talking about. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:23, Aug 19
Something to do with penis I'm sure. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:38, 19 August 2009 (UTC)


Good day sir, I think the Lundy page has potential and I like how you restructured it so far, do you mind if I take it to the basement for some alterations? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:14, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure. I will leave it alone for ya. ;) I'm actually less than 30 miles from there right now. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:16, Aug 21
Ahhh cool, would you prefer to do it then? I don't have that much knowledge of it, I was just going to work from some humorous preconceptions and Wikipedia, so it would make more sense if you already have knowledge about it. Are you on the English or Welsh side btw? :) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:18, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
OK looking at the map i'd guess you're in Cornwall/Devon right? For some reason I thought the island was further up the channel than that... --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:20, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
I actually need to pop out to the shops! Grr. How about you have a go at it, and I will take a look later? I actually think the opening line about the druids towing a bit out into the channel is AWESOME. It's almost what happened. Today, I'm in sunny Bristol, but I have fished off Lundy. Thinking about it, it's probably more than 30 miles. I was thinking of Flat Holm and Steep Holm.
The motor boats bit is good... It, probably needs to have some piss taking of the Welsh and Bristolians thrown in for good measure... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:27, Aug 21
lol i'll skim through, see what I can come up with but I'm away for the weekend so I can't promise much. I thought that motorboat and the line about Napoleon's depth perception were very funny (I think there is some story about Napoleon and Lundy right? I seem to remember something quite famous happening there in the colonial period anyway). --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:33, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Island of Saint Helena maybe? Not sure about Lundy... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Aug 21


Hey! Can I please have a copy of the Pokemon Platinum article so I can work on it some more?--ArtemisFowlThe2nd 06:45, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure. It's here. It's going to need LOTS more work though, good luck. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:35, Aug 22

Sit down...

..and have a cup of tea. Don't let the whole Wikia Bernard thing ruin what could otherwise be a lovely day typing. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:51, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Sir. I think you may have me confused with someone else :P I assure you I'm having a lovely day. There are lots of other cases like this one if you fancy trying to find em, and fix accordingly.  ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:39, Aug 22

Unprotection request

Can you unprotect Ohio and Kentuckistan ? --Mn-z 16:04, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Dead Dick - I figured out how to delete those votes

To follow your good advice. Thanks--Funnybony 21:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, careful. Removing votes is a REAL no, no. Even if it was you. Just as well I did not see you do that... ;) Relax. Votes will come. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:37, Aug 22

---Yes, I believe you! But it seems that a person should be able to change their own vote? No? OK. Sorry about that. I'm far from a PC expert.--Funnybony 12:27, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

User:Funnybony/Punji Stick

If you have a chance could you check the rework I have done on Punji Stick. I don't care to Nominate, I just like it to be live because its linked to some other pages too. If it's good enough (for such a simple subject) can we get it back up? Thanks as always--Funnybony 12:27, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

(Move log); 14:57 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) moved User:Funnybony/Punji Stick to Punji Stick 
[redirect suppressed] (Good enough for mainspace)

I will (at some point) get of my arse and have a go at your 2012 article... Oh, you need to fix the score on your VFH nom. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:00, Aug 23

Thanks for everything. I just checked the score on my VFH nom. It shows 2 Yes, 0 No. Am I missing something?--Funnybony 16:31, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Nope. I fixed it, as you were not on-line... Don't forget you can view all changes to a page from the page history... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:45, Aug 23

---Paradise is full of helpful guys like you!--Funnybony 16:52, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Careful sir. People will start to talk. Um, for that, you get one of these:

It's nothing to do with picking up the soap in the shower. Well not very much anyway. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:58, Aug 23
“From outside if you shoot a bullet into the void it will cease to exist as soon as it enters the void. So, yeah, you could say it's bullet proof!”
~ Chuck Norris on describing Voidism
--Funnybony 20:34, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey hey hey!

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20-08-09 is finished. Any chance you could deliver? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

VFD protection

You semi-protected the VFD in April, and out of curiosity I am wondering why. Maybe there was a discussion or vote f some sorts in the archives that I'm unaware of (I did some quick snooping around but didn't really find anything) that maybe you could direct me to? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:01, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't know of a discussion, but here is the protection log. April 1st was for a joke we had, other than that it's been protected since 2006. I assume it became a vandal magnet. We have UN:Poop which is not protected. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:37, Aug 24
Ah, alright then. That clears it up. Thank you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:49, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:13, Aug 24

Thank You

For changing the front page. I asked Modusoperandi to do it multiple times while he and I were online at the same time, but he basically refused to. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:42, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

NP. Oh, could you do Pee Review of all the articles in the rewrite category for me please? ... Don't ever expect someone to do something. That's not cool man. Sorry. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:00, Aug 24
Thing is, if it were my duty/job to do a Pee Review of all the articles in the Rewrite Category, I would, because it would be my fucking job. From my understanding, changing the front page is the first bullet on the metaphorical admin job description. You know what really isn't cool? Neglecting to do your duty/job, outright refusing to do your duty/job once it has been brought to your attention that your duty/job has not been done, and then insulting/ignoring/disrespecting the person who brought said thing to your attention in the first place, all of which Modusoperandi did last night. That ain't fucking cool. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:42, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
In Modus's defense, he did have a good (or at least justifiable) reason, changing the article does short-change an article on main-space time. And he is one of the more silly admins. --Mn-z 18:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
But it was my article that was up for featuring. I made it known that I didn't care about getting shortchanged front-page time, so long has the whole "daily feature" thing was preserved. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
UN:JOB I'm sorry Guildy. You are wrong. Calm down. Next time try IRC. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:06, Aug 24
So I can be mocked there for simply asking someone to do something that should have already been done at that point too? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:53, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Read UN:JOB again and think carefully about what you are saying. Then relax. Then forget about it. You got your FA man. Chill. "mocked"??? Serious? Dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:15, Aug 24
This is uncyc. You can be mocked for anything here. Don't take it to heart Pup t 21:04, 24/08/2009
Eh, you're probably right. Yes, I probably did take it too far. However, I should mention that it wasn't over "me getting my feature"--that would've happened regardless, and even if it didn't I wouldn't have particularly minded--it was more over the fact that the front page should be changed on time, yet it wasn't. So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:12, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

On a related note

I think that UN:JOB needs be rephrased so its a bit less hostile sounding. The reason we have admins is to do the maintenance work that regular users can't. (Oh course, Modus has a valid reason for not changing the main page and we don't have a problem with admins who are too lazy to fix stuff.) --Mn-z 05:04, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

UN:JOB was Keitei expressing how she felt - therefore it doesn't need to be rephrased. The fact that other admins seem to find it relevant suggests that perhaps some users need to realise how much work the admins actually do on this site and chill the fuck out. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:18, Aug 25
Yea. I think it's just fine as it is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:11, Aug 25

Fuck you.

So, when do you want the reviews of all of the articles tagged with rewrite? Also, do you want them individually or just one big review? Also, how in-depth? Also, where do you want Oscar's cock? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:59, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I suggest you put all of the previously mentioned up your anus. I suspect that to be the place you would most enjoy them. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:08, Aug 24
# (diff) (hist) . .  Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎; 19:44 . . (-985) . . Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs | block) 
(→🔒 Akatsuki H   D     Oldvfd   :  Archive. Also, since when do we use 🔒 [[|]] H       Tag Oldvfd    on deleted articles?)

Since it's been redirected. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:10, Aug 24

Well, I didn't see that they had been redirected. Not like it matters cause the thing it redirects to deserves deletion as well. In fact, I'm very tempted to VFD the main Naruto article... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:44, 24 August 2009 (UTC)


In the most spectacular fuck-up ever on Uncyclopedia, I seem to have:

  1. Merged our talkpage histories.
  2. Deleted your talkpage.
  3. Made it so that restoration of your talkpage is near impossible.

Can we still be friends?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:13 Apr 26, 2009

Hehe, I restored it. But demerging the pages is another matter. A matter for the courts, probably. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:32, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
I don't think it's worth the demerge. 6/7ths of my talkpage's history is archived away, so it's not too bad.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:35 Apr 26, 2009
I think you killed him. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 02:37, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
DrS: What the hell are you talking about? Silly Billy. I thought I would just leave it and wait until you started to get paranoid. :P Worked eh? HeHe. CS: Thanks man, I think it's possible to un-merge it by moving pages around and being selective about which versions you restore and delete, but hea... UN:N. DJ: Hea you scoundrel. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:38, Apr 29

I only got around to reading all of what you put on my page

Sorry about that. I think Tradesmen followed all the bits I had read. --Nikau 05:20, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Looks like it worked out well! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:39, Apr 29


your talkpage is missing an important word. solution: pants. that is all. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:39, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Other problem: your talkpage is missing an important person. Solution: here I am. Voilá: instant improvement. Carry on! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:42, Apr 29

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:38, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Could you adopt me?

I am a noob that needs adopting, it said you are accepting so... Can you? Thatguyoverthere1 14:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hows it going?

Haven't seen you about, hope you're alright:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:00, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Have you gone and caught Cajek disease? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:19, May 12
Shall we release the hounds? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:31, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Did you go to Uganda and get taken Hostage for 100,000,000 Ugandan Dollars (£2.86) -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
/me sniffles a little extra-dramatically and wipes tears from her eyes... Daddy, you've abandoned me! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 07:00, 13 May
Mr, robot, robot, robot! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:07, 15 May 2009 (UTC)


Please, come back! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:07, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Where are you, man? WE NEED YOU!!!! Saberwolf116 12:31, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Daddy, Daddy I miss you! :( -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 17:36, 21 May
Even that foreign reprobate is here - where the feck are you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:21, May 21
How could you walk out on Luvvy, MrN? She's cuddly! Saberwolf116 01:40, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC)


Well, I'm thinking about getting myself an operational bot, any advice is welcome. Also, please come back! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:48, 22 May 2009 (UTC)


You thought I forgot about you, huh? I didn't! I was waiting for you to do stuff so I could bother you! HURRY UP AND COME BACK!!!   Le Cejak <14:17 May 22, 2009>

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:21, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Also: Hurry back, Uncyc needs you! Hope all is well with your move and whatnot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:21, 23 May

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

A month later

And we all still miss you! Come back, Pants! Saberwolf116 15:36, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:04, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:55, 6 Jun

Adopt a n00b program

Aloha, and welcome from sunny Melbourne.

I'm a n00b, although I'm not too sure what a n00b is. Apparently people are trying to pwn me, and I don't know what pwning is. In fact, I'm still trying to grasp the entire concept of taking without vowels. Cn y hlp m?

MrN is on extended hiatus. You probably want to ask someone else. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:49, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Where are my pants?

It's on everybody's mind! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm sad too say that MrN is gone. Saberwolf116 17:18, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
That asshole? Gone? Don't count on it... :P apologiesand general excuses for absence will probably follow at some point in the future. I am however back. Hi Guys... I missed ya. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:45, Jun 15
Oh look, it's that guy that likes to spell my name wrong. Also I'm UU's new best friend so narny narny narny nar nar! :P Good to see you!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:48 15 June 2009
You to dude. I hope all is well. It's going to take me a while to catch up on all that has been going on... Why did I come back? Mhaille and Mordillo told me to. Simple eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:50, Jun 15
Oh it was nothing but the usual. Although I think I heard that VFD fell apart a little while ago.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:54 15 June 2009
Hmm. How did they tell you? Also, you're up on UGOTM. Saberwolf116 01:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
He's a witch! Burn the witch! BURN THE WITCH!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:08 15 June 2009
You buggers. That UGOTM nom really made me giggle. Thanks dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:10, Jun 15
Being serious for a moment here. 2 things: 1.You might want to put yourself on AA, Mordillo took you off. 2.WHERE TEH FUCK WERE YOU???? Saberwolf116 01:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I have a really long list of excuses somewhere. Honest I do. Can I just say that a lot of stuff has changed at MrN towers, and it's taken a while for things to settle down. All is good now though, so I hope to be able to return to something like my old form sometime soon. Again, sorry for not being here. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:23, Jun 15
No problem. To offer a summary of events: Finnius returned to the wiki, I made a really cool forum, and you got knocked out of the top 10 on PR. That's about it. Saberwolf116 01:24, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
This sig is brand new. And I've hit my 70th review (68th in-depth). And have recently passed 9000 edits.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:34 15 June 2009

MrN! Welcome back! also...

...could I give you a list of pages to protect against IPs? It would help so much   Le Cejak <2:53 Jun 15, 2009>

for starters   Le Cejak <2:54 Jun 15, 2009>

Don't forget Snakes on a Plane, You Are Gay, Wikipedia and 9/11... Saberwolf116 03:01, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I was also planning to clean up Richard Dawkins at some point but it gets vandalised almost daily. Not too fussed though, if I do end up looking after it I have roll back.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:05 15 June 2009

Guys? You want me to do admin stuffs? Dam these extra buttons! I just un-protected Gay actually. Also, you probably know my answer :P I'm happy to look at each page on a case by case basis.. Looking at those pages... What is the reason guys? None of them appear to have shit loads of vandalism, they are just popular pages. We are not conservapedia and we take pride in the fact that we allow IPs to urinate all over our articles... No seriously though... I know the whole registered users only debate has been taken through before, so I guess without opening that can of worms again (don't please!!!) I'm not sure much can change. The thing you need to think of is this... Yea, we could protect everything, we would get less vandalism, and would need to do less reverts. But then we would be no better than people like conservapedia who know they can't keep their wiki how they want it, so they are forced to use protection. For me, it's a last resort. I REALLY like the fact that any one can edit Muslim. If anyone wants to change it, they can. Muslim is racist, and in my view not really that funny. However it's been like that for a while so OK, keep it. However if we lock it, and then someone comes along and finds it's locked they are going to think we are assholes. Also not having pages protected says to the other (non open wiki) look at us you losers, who is closer to reality? We don't need to protect our articles, you do because your views are so far from what most people think.

Do you get what I'm ranting on about? No? OK, fine. Look I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I wanted to be a...

Anyway... I have ideas for articles. Good ideas. ;) It's late here now and I need bed soon... Anyway, I will get a new article going tomorrow, and maybe someone might be up for another great collab? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:19, Jun 15
Pfft. They're IP magnets, and IPs that don't have the balls to make an account, don't deserve to edit popular articles! right? RIGHT? I'm guessing so! (By the way, I just did a huge listicide, quoticide, templaticide, and Uncyclopedia:Wikipedia on a lot of these articles. Please? Me tired!)   Le Cejak <3:25 Jun 15, 2009>
We could lock the entire database to be protected from IPs. Sannse could do that with one click I believe. We don't cos... We is a wiki and anyone can edit. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:36, Jun 15
Okay, that revert guy didn't explain why he reverted. Look at the changes yourself, N! Oh, fine.   Le Cejak <3:25 Jun 15, 2009>
Look these are good ideas for article you know! Dude, you are making me feel REALLY OLD you know. You know all this stuff better than me I'm sure. It's shit, I know. It's a wiki, we have to let people edit. If we don't then we become what we hate. Yes that's right... We become Under user!!!!. That bugger. Where is he anyway? Love ya UU!!! Help!!! Cajek is attacking me, fend him off with a big stick or something! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:36, Jun 15
I left a message on his talk page anyways... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:45, Jun 15

You fucker

  • SMACK* Never do that again!! Do you hear me?!?! I was just about to release the hounds! Also, welcome back. Fucker. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    • You, you fucker owe me a trip to Amsterdam. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:50, Jun 15
      • I OWE YOU A TRIP TO AMSTERDAM?!?!? /me takes out a sledgehammer Now you bring your sorry arse over here so I can kick it! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:52, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
        • Tomorrow? This weekend? My contract is finished now, and I'm not currently working so I'm all yours. Hope to catch you in IRC tonight... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:57, Jun 15
          • Well, I'll think about, you leaver you /me grumble grumble grumble ~Jewriken.GIF 12:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I am drunk and horny

and will be raping you soon... BEWARE!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:44, 15 June 2009

Same with me... Drunk and hallucinating Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 07:47 June 15 '09
Cheers. :-) /me bends over MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:50, Jun 15

Oh, it's you

I remember you, I think. Didn't we do that thing that one time? And then you did another thing, and we all laughed and banned Cajek? Yeah, I remember it as if it was only yesterday. Have you learned how to spell "hey" yet? Also, Orian's stalking me. Again. Do you have a can of homo-repellent spray? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:12, Jun 15

OMGOMGOMG!DADDYIVEMISSEDYOUSOMUCH *gasps for air* *pants* OMGISITREALLYYOU?! To return to being more serious and seemingly slightly more on the sensible side. It's good to see you're back. I'm taking an extended hiatus off of irc, but I might make an exception for you to catch up on old times some day. *hugs* Is it really you?! Welcome back. (And oh Daddy, I still haven't written a featured article. I think I'm a failure after all.) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:43, 15 Jun
Many thanks UU. Hope to catch up soon Luvvy. From what I remember there could be lot to talk about! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:51, Jun 15
Well, not necessarily that much. I added the email user thing to my user page's menu, so if I'm not in irc, that's at least bound to catch my attention. ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:17, 15 Jun


That's nice. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:52, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks man. It's good to see you still around also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:52, Jun 15
Glad to have you back, dude. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

bandwagons are fun

i also would like to welcome you back to this silly project we sink so much time into called a humor wiki. and what's this about getting back to writing? admins aren't allowed to write anything!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:36, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

The bandwagon and my nostalgia at seeing your disturbing yet shiny breasts again drew me here, welcome back Mr. Pants. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:40, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Glad to have you back. also, Mordillo wants your opinion, or something. Saberwolf116 13:53, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Would you happen to be free for 10 mins?

Pop by irc, will ya? Query me, I'm not in the channel atm... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:45, 15 Jun

Sure, give me a few mins, I need to grease my IRC trousers. What's your user ID? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:48, Jun 15

"Luvvy". What else? :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:50, 15 Jun

You around, Daddy? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:34, 16 Jun
I'll be horrible and whore for you a sec. I'm working on this one semi-secret project. Also, what happened to that one project you were trying to get me to help you rewrite? I think I'd be prepared to give you a hand if you still need one. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 02:36, 17 Jun
Hmm, well I had a look. Um??? What the when where? I'm lost. Where would that be used? I'm not sure about this one actually young lady... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:12, Jun 17
Mostly me linking to it from any possible future review requests. Likely not in the near future, though. It was a means for me to redirect all that anger, hate, PMS and general frustration towards some noob "reviewers" for their general lack of a broader view than "*Fart* HAHA!" humour. I don't do random humour, and I don't do slapstick. And I used to work as a school teacher back in the days, so I know how to word my own feedback so it doesn't offend people quite as much as it otherwise might. I made a sort of a choice of principle to not formally request for a pee, or ask for good reviewers for their permission to smack their PRIP template on the request prior to when I create it. That way some of the idiots who think they can review well just because they've completed a few reviews and made it to fresh stains will stay away from my articles... But since I chose to not perhaps ever again submit my writing for a pee review unless the reviewer knows what the hell they're up to... :( Isn't it better to crack my IQ at some formatting code and play in my sandbox bashing toys than to troll around people's talk pages biting their heads off? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:19, 17 Jun
Hmm... *looks Luvvy up and down* I'm not sure about this one. Sometimes you get a pants review, sometimes ya don't. The best thing to do is just not get upset about it, and just put in for another one. It IS going to happen to ya. I doubt if this template thing would actually help. Might actually get people thinking you are a bit of a dick actually. I may be wrong, but I guess you are asking for my opinion, so that's kinda it. I'm not sure about this... Maybe if you changed the wording a lot, and made it a lot more simple (and less demanding) it might be more useful... As you know, the way to get a good review is to find someone who does reviews that you like... Find something which THEY need reviewing, review it for them, and trade your review for theirs. Look down the list of pending reviews, and see who is waiting for a review, and have a word with them on their talk page. Most people are happy to trade reviews if they know they will get a good one from you... That's probably better than what you are trying to do here. IMO obviously... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:29, Jun 17
I'm not saying I'd start plastering it around all over the place, let alone that it's done. It isn't. My method of writing is after all to get it started somewhere. If that means I vent all the frustration I have brewing in my mind into my user space, I will. As I said, the alternative when I was as angry as I was last time would have been going into flamewarrior mode, just to educate those bad reviewers. My defence mechanism against sinking down to their level is to redirect my energy elsewhere. Now, are you in irc, by any chance? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:35, 17 Jun
Should be later tonight... Hope to catch you then. And Mordillo if his is stalking me again... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:39, Jun 17
I'll be at work and back at midnight-ish my local time (and no, I'm not in Vancouver, Canada), where I'm blocked from using teh interwebz. My editing will be limited to what I can pull off on a Nokia 5800, and it's not exactly meant for lengthy editing. Mordillo's talk page broke the phone's browser at least a couple of times. You should really consider getting into that "IM" thing people talk about, you know? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:46, 17 Jun


Do you think you could assign your bot to deliever next week's UnSignpost? Socky is going a little insane from delievering it, and I doubt i'll ever be the same after I did. Saberwolf116 16:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Post a link to it here. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:10, Jun 15
If i'm correct, Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/18-06-09 should be the next one. Saberwolf116 17:23, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
OK, cool. Give me another poke here on this page when it's done and ready to go out... Oh, don't forget Mnbvcxz is also a bot operator if I'm not around... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:25, Jun 15
Good to know the whole family will be back together again! Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 05:07, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
It will be just like old times. We could sit round the fire and sing songs. Wait! Where did you come from! I'm starting to wonder if you really are me. Notice how you return just when I do? You sir are obviously my sockpuppet. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:15, Jun 16


How's it been? You went missing so I decided to go missing, too, but I already came back. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:16, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I was wondering if you would drag your flaccid arse over here. It's good to see you also dude. Seriously. I was forgetting how many friends I have on here. Not that you included in that list. Obviously. You know I loves ya MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:22, Jun 15

Thanks for the Help

Gracias on giving me a few tidbits of advice on the Backstreet Boys Section, I'm new at editing, I hope to work on this article a bit more in the future. I admit I might have gone a tad (see: Extremely) overboard on my edits, but I'm enjoying it.

Anyhoo, feel free to give me advice on this, Thank you! --Umbreon359 17:41, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I am REALLY not the person to advise about this particular article! Can't say I'm their biggest fan... :P I would say though, try to make sure you leave an edit summary when you edit. Especially when you are hacking out lots of crap as that helps us admin types spot who is up to no good and who (like you) is actually here cos they want to write some good stuff. Good luck with the article. If you need any help with the tech side of stuff let me know, but in terms of editing that one, I'm lost... Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:57, Jun 15


You're back! I was starting to get worried. Now get the fuck out of here. Good to have you back! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:13, 16 Jun

Everyone has been so cordial. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:15, Jun 16

SuperGuy's ban should be infinite

He's ban-dodging several other infinite bans. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:48, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad I didn't see it, but what was actually in that Socky image? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
The basic image, but he had sunglasses and a beard. Also, instead of Frankie, Todd was being told to suck it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:51, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
What was the "basic" image again? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:54, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
The image of the guy in the car with a giant penis. That image has been on the Internet for more than 10 years now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:56, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh right. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:58, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
1 year is far more insulting. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:52, Jun 16

Oi You!

I've been going to IRC for the last two days to get a glimpse of your ugly face. And nothing! Nothing! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:52, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I was there I swear! Possibly a tad later than yourself, possibly... Um. I have got my PS3 running here through some odd firewall thinggy thing, so I can't get to IRC. Bugger. There is a "minor problem" also... As I have just moved house I have sent my passport off to have the address changed. So... Um. No passport for a bit. :) A certain Luvvy keeps trying to goad me into IRC also, so I will be in later tonight. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:00, Jun 17
Meh, I'm not sure I want to talk to you anymore, I never chased a bloke so much. You better be worth it! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
When I spoke with Mr Teckno (who was in IRC the last time I was) he sounded up for the visit also... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:15, Jun 17
First thing first, I'm coming over to London late July. Prepare for a night out. The Guinness must flow! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:33, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
"Goad"? You're a goa... *cough* Anyways, would my financial situation happen to be in order (any of you gents want to play 'sugar daddy'?) I could tag along... However my head can't take alcohol very well, so who knows whom I'd wake up in bed with... O.o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:59, 17 Jun
Sanne. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:05, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Sannse?! O_O You've got to be kidding. (I hope you are...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:37, 17 Jun

signpost delivery

howdy, MrN. might you have brought your robot buddy back with you when you made your glorious return? if so, would said robot buddy be able to deliver this weeks signpost sometime today? it's just about finished up. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:58, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh yay! 9001, I missed him.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:10 19 June 2009
ok, here it is, hot off the presses! thanks so much. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:19, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:47, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Aligning the text to the right hand side of the page...

Seems to be a mother of a thing to do. I've tried <span style="text-align=right"> and a number of grandmother fingering variants, but I still can't get the delightful thing to do what I would like. First person to give me an answer gets a very satisfying sexual experience.                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009

Never mind - going to give myself a satisfying sexual experience now.                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 05:48, 21 June 2009 (UTC)


It's been six days, make with the pants. Saberwolf116 00:43, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Me? Pup

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:35 30 June 2009

I saw you!

I really did. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

You did! Hi Socky. How are you? And thanks to everyone who voted for me to win UGotM. :P *Bows* Dam, that was a tricky one... Now, on to then next... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:41, Jul 2
You won Playwright of the Month because of me, remember that? Those were the lulz. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
But... Who built the moon? Yea... I still feel a bit guilty about winning that one with only one article... Now winning the gobshite, that was far more tricky... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:48, Jul 2
How did you pull it off? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:50, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm told it's all in the wrist. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:52, Jul 2
I heard people missed your golden boobs. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:59, Jul 2
I missed them too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:01, 3 July 2009 (UTC)


Seriously, this needs completion. Funny with a capital Fu. Pup

Um? You read that? I'm not sure I even remember where I left it! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:42, Jul 3
It's really good, although I have to admit that other than one or two articles I haven't found much on Uncyclopedia that was that really that highbrow (with the exception of my work, or course.) Pup
Highbrow? That's a type of dance move right? I was kinda running out of steam on it really... HTBFANJS is a lot to try and parody... Also, congrats on the stalking skills! I thought no one would ever find that! Obviously feel free to edit it if you fancy it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:56, Jul 3

On an entirely different note

We don't seem to have a feature queued for today yet. If you would be so kind... Pretty please with sugar on top? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:53, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Um. You just love it.... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:56, Jul 3
Well, I love boobies. But that's a given. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:05, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

And now for something completely different

London, 28th, pint. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:22, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Hmm. I don't see why not. How long are you in town for? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:23, Jul 3
Just that one night. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
That's cool. I think I can be there, though I don't have accommodation in London these days... I'm sure it's possible to sort something out. I wonder who else is around... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:34, Jul 3
I asked the Rabbi and UU already, I think they're both busy. We can ask our wikia lord, Mhaille ,Codeine and possibly that Hungarian pervert Oli. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:42, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Jens Bæsjer i Vaskemaskinen

I posted an link to the song on Youtube because I don't know how to post Media files on UnTunes Saccio102 17:59, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Hea there. We do have the youtube extension. It works like this: <center><br><youtube width="425" height="355">=TWwBdY1Yglg</youtube></center>. Audio files (can also be used. Look at some other articles to see examples of how they do it. The thing is, what you do needs to be (mostly) new stuff and you need enough to fill a whole article if you are wanting to start a new one... Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:06, Jul 3

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:28, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

You can use telnet to connect to IRC.

Yes, you can use telnet to connect to IRC. And I do use netcat (which is a program very similar to telnet, but can run in line-mode) to connect to IRC. Any proper IRC client I have tried is no good to me so I use netcat (which isn't a IRC client at all) instead. --zzo38 19:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Or you could use a browser. Or shout really loud. Also, come and help with some of my latest works.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I counted 8,999

01001101 01110010 01001110 00100011 00101000 Changed my mind - all is good!Pup 11:25, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey dude

Not being gay or anything but are you a gay? --Admin si 08:57, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Have you looked at his sig?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:29 5 July 2009
If by Gay you mean "happy" then "No". The tits are a reference to Blackadder. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Jul 5
If by "no" you mean "anus" then yes... Yay! Uncyc memes!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:15 5 July 2009


I've missed you! *hugtackles* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:52, 5 Jul

...Twice. Saberwolf116 18:58, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Stop going away and at least drop your kids a "hi" once a week. :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:25, 5 Jul
Hey! Well... I'm claiming it was all to make sure of my win on UGotM... :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:41, Jul 5
That's not worth an effort, and it's not even worth whoring for :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:04, 5 Jul
Really? Shows what you know young lady. :P Take a look at some of those names on that list... :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:09, Jul 5
I can't know everything, can I? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:21, 5 Jul

Where would I find a copy of the ban policy

Hey mate... ummm... the header says it all really... Pup

UN:BAN ;) My experience of Uncyc has been that admins tend to use their judgement and that what is in this "policy" is more of a guideline really but there it is... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:27, Jul 6
There's nothing on there in regards to playing nice in the PEEING pool. Which means the reference I threw at you before is a bogus one, even if annoying. No matter. Pup
Oh, in a clumsy way that was intended to be an apology... Pup
An apology? For what? um? Anyway... I'm not sure it needs anything about PEEING in there really. Not if we can help it anyway, less rules is always better and such. We normally deal with PEEING stuff on a individual basis anyway. Well I say "we" but I do obviously mean "Under user"... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:41, Jul 6
If you don't know what I'm apologising for then I'm not going to tell you Pup 01:08, 6 July 2009 (UTC) Actually I said that last to my wife once. The stitches come out in another week.
Dammit! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:12, Jul 6

Excuse me, my good sir,

but it appears that you have stolen my userpage. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 15:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what you are talking about. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:18, Jul 6
Maybe its too US-Centric? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Who is this imposter? 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:42, Jul 6
Who knows? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:44, Jul 6
Daddy? O_o Which one of you is my daddy?! O_o *Panics* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:05, 7 Jul
Who's your daddy? Sorry, but someone had to say the obvious Pup 07:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
My daddy's currently off the coast on his yacht... Daddy with a big D again is my adoptive un-parent. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:35, 7 Jul
I am your father. It's true. You can trust me. I have all of the qualifications to be your father. I'm a MR. I definitely have the number 9000 in my name. Even the letter N. Also, I got this awesome flag/robot/boobs combo thing going on in my sig there. Pretty catchy, eh? PLUS, would your real father steal someone else's userpage? I don't think so. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 16:30, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
But who am I then? SockUU Icons-flag-be 23px-The-eye-of-sauron.jpg25px-Audrina_Patridge_boobies.JPG
I suspect that the US flag doesn't go with my Daddy that well... So I won't be sitting in your lap wearing a skimpy school uniform, as much as you might want me to... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:01, 7 Jul
Could you at least sit in MY skimpy school uniform, and have me sit on your lap? I think that would be fair. Also, and I'm not trying to throw mud here, but I heard that fake father of yours has been sleeping with an American Flag Comforter lately. Also, he's thinking of defecting. Also, I heard he was with Barack Obama in San Francisco not too long ago. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 19:09, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
No, you can't sit in my lap. It's taken by a nice and cuddly kittycat. And you're the fake father. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:38, 7 Jul
Damn. Well, you can't fault me for trying, can you? Perhaps I can have a cookie? Or a satisfactory pat on the back? Or a piece of lint? I'll take just about anything at the moment. Mr9000 Icons-flag-us Terminator800WhoreMrn.png 19:59, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
How 'bout a kick in the nads every hour or so until I get my Daddy back? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:25, 7 Jul
My dear. I was under the impression you normally charged for such services? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:30, Jul 7
I distribute kicks for free, Daddy. The other kind of services again... Depends on my mood and who I'm servicing. Sometimes it's better if they owe me favours. I've got a couple of mercs I know who owe me a bit for babysitting their kids. They're handy to have around if I need to have someone roughed up for not playing nicely. Right? ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:07, 7 Jul
Hmmm.... I have the keys to the liquor cabinet here, my most radiant lady. If you ever feel the need to bestow any favours.... Pup 00:35, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm... You're still naive enough to think I can't lockpic a liquor cabinet? Tsk, tsk... :P -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:32, 8 Jul
Hmmm... okay I'm upping the Ante... I know how to make the best Old Fashioned (Inner Circle black dot rum), Mohito (Inner circle black dot rum), and Rum and Coke (coca cola). Pup 10:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I drink something else preferably. Or a good chardonnay... :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:03, 9 Jul

Reply to Baleet you?!

But... why?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:58 Jun 22, 2009

  • Ehh... I actually changed my mind recently. I wanted the account deleted initially because I overuse this username and became unreasonably paranoid. I also thought my sense of humour was noobish when I used to post here regularly and I thought that I wouldn't use this site any more. And, if I was going to, I thought 'well, I can always make another username'. But then I realized that was being a pansyand just realized that I still want to use need this site('s sandbox page) as an outlet. Or.. something like that any way.. I don't really know why, but basically, I cared for a little while about some abstract thing and then I stopped caring. Repku 08:34, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Um? Don't included another users sig. Also... Um? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:13, Jul 7

ban patrol

no worries on the peppy hare thing. i was miffed at having to go through the guy's contributions and remove a bunch of quotes, but he does indeed seem to have settled down. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

ah, sorry old chap. i could have sworn i saw someone do the same a while back, otherwise i wouldn't have dared. anyway, whoever it was probably got blocked and i didn't notice. thanks for the leniency and whatnot, it won't happen again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:19, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Are you suggesting that we have consistent standards here at Uncyc? Sir you clearly need to check your records. Thing is... I don't mind people doing whatever the heck they want on Uncyc (if I know that it's all in good fun and such)... Trouble is... If we allow that then... Who decides who is allowed to post joke vandalism and who is not? Every new user would want to do it, the admin then has to check the contributions... Not all the admins "know" the regulars anyway, so... You get the idea. It's going to make us look like dicks either way probably... Well, we are dicks obviously anyway. However. OK, I'm rambling now. I hope you understand where I'm at... :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:28, Jul 8
Uncyclopedia:FFS just ain't as much fun though I know. ;) Is that Uncyc Survivor thing not still going on? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:33, Jul 8
right right. i think i saw led ban about ten people for survivor-related reasons today, so i take it he's gone and taken the metaphorical helicopter off of the island and won. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:42, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I think that there are three people left today. Then it's over. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

You've got mail!

Apparently a freshly banned user send you an email and asked for a pardon. Now he's asking me for a pardon. Pardon me? Or pardon him? Pardon the Jews for killing Jesus? Just pardon someone for god's sakes! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:46, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, Mr Mordillo! Are you talking about Hobbitfeet? I received two emails:
MrN9000, you are an unmitigated tosser. I note that YOU are responsible for blocking my daughter and me - for "using the same IP address". And you have also used the same excuse for blocking other people, too. Dunno if you've noticed, but people often do have the same IP address. The real reason, of course, is that you wanted your spectacularly unfunny contribution of 'whoops! were you looking for 'Uncameron' enforced over the previous addition of "whoops! were you looking for cunt?" which was actually FUNNY 9and therefore, my daughter changed it back.)

NrN9000, you are the sort of obnoxious little gimp who wrecks things like this.


I know you are a pitiful donut munching inadequate whose only life and power involves policing this website, but you really should wash your hands and take 2 minutes off wanking to read this.

However much you worship, adore, and wish to fellate David Cameron, you must understand that your feelings will remain unreciprocated. He is far too busy fucking penguins - and anyway, with a clear image of you in my mind, I daresay even a penguin-fucking Tory has certain standards!

To be honest I'm struggling to find the motivation to investigate further into any of the above. Hobbitfeet is not even banned and has never been. I have no idea what this dude is smoking, and to be honest until such time as he stops being a... What's the term... "Cunt"? I just don't care. Btw I don't give a monkeys either way about David Cameron. I just reverted some edits on an article which were clearly written by a childish mind. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Jul 8

you have donuts!!?? and you're not sharing!!!??? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:16, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
He must share the same IP as the guy you DID ban, Pigtits, or whatever. They emailed me too... Anyway, upon further investigation, they've both got a little to learn in the ways of humor (and respect). --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:19, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Who would have ever thought that hobbit feet and pig tits could live in harmony? It's such an inspirational turn, especially after the most recent decry of porcine standards by the hobbit community. I almost shed a tear. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah, you can imagine that the mail I got looks a bit different. Feel free to ignore this whole post. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:43, 8 July 2009 (UTC)



Nevermind, GERRY'S BACK! YAY!


I saw that. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:29, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

I need to get better curtains. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:32, Jul 8
How does this thing work again? Do I give you a list of demands, or wait for you to start panicking about being reported? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:36, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
As you may know I only rape goats. I intent to eat this one for my dinner. Having washed it thoroughly first. Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:40, Jul 8
So this is already public knowledge, then? I can't even extort a backrub? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:44, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Possibly from the goat, but his hooves are a little worn down now... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:50, Jul 8
Man, this whole surveillance thing sucks. I need to find somebody else to spy on. You know if UU has any juicy secrets? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:55, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Well... He's a man who hardly drinks... But... Has a rather nice whiskey collection apparently... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:02, Jul 8
Interesting... so you're saying he wouldn't notice if some went missing? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:05, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm sure he has it under lock and key, but nothing a resourceful chap like yourself could not overcome. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:07, Jul 8
Thank you for the information, it appears I have some illegal activities to indulge in. Just stay away from my herd next time, OK? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:12, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:15, Jul 8

I'm not worthy!

Thanks for that piece of basic knowledge on the TOC thing with the Michelle Obama thing with the chick in the place with the guy.

Rizzock on. --Wurstnachtmare 20:17, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Cool! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:20, Jul 8


On a completely unrelated note, Robthebig just popped into IRC.

<Robthebig_>	I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I acted and before you banned me I was literally about to apologize

Could you unban him for a bit so he can have his say? Pretty please? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Hmm. You been to his talk page lately? We are getting bored of him. That's the problem. He needs to read some more about how we do things here before he's ready to edit again for a while. When he has read HTBFANJS and BGBU and stopped being a dick maybe he can come back. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:28, Jul 8
Well, er, I may have thought you already left, and Led may have just come on IRC, so he may be unbanned already. Then again, I could be making this whole thing up. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:32, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah dude, wtf

My recent articles Fort Sumter, and more specifically, Jefferson Davis, were deleted and I want to know why. I was in the middle of tying all the articles I've been editing/making about the American Civil War together. Fort Sumter I can live without, but Jefferson Davis is a relatively well-known historical figure, and he deserves to be lampooned just as much as any other guy. I thought I had written the article in a semi-intelligent and funny way instead of just doing, "Jeff Davis is the leader of poop on mars!!!111one!!1" as yall seem to try and get people to do. If you'd rather I make an article similar to the quoted statement above, I would be happy to oblige. Otherwise, I'm going to remake the article and expand it, like I had intended to do all along.

good day sir

Skinfan13 04:59, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi. I deleted Jefferson Davices as it was only 1 line long. Surely you agree that's fair. it was:
Jefferson Davis is best known for being the first president of the Confederate States of America.

Hardly what we are looking for! The other was

Fort Sumter was a fortification in Charleston, South Carolina that served as an Army retreat and housing unit for gay former soldiers during the 1800's. The station was closed down by President Obama by executive order in order to satisfy constituent who considered the place a "house of torture." It was the site of a famous altercation in 1861 that held mild significance for the future of the United States.

Both were far too short to be kept. This is not Wikipedia and we require stubs to have a good amount of content before we keep em. (for various reasons) Fell free to recreate either of these, but obviously this time a lot more content will be required. Oh... Regarding "Poop on Mars!!!" For sure. We favour intelligent humour rather than juvenile drivel. However everything has it's place here. If you have not read BGBU and HTBFANJS I recommend ya do. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:05, Jul 9

You seem to be a fan of quotes lately. That's a sign of becoming a serious adult admin. Finally
~Jewriken.GIF 12:25, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
That's a bad thing surely...
MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:37, Jul 9

UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:33, Jul 9

I miss you Daddy

I don't think I've seen you in irc since... since... O_o I don't remember, it's been so long! :( -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:48, 13 Jul


Hey er, MrN9000 i made a page called werelemur and i spent ages on it and you deleted it, please can i have it back? thanks -steve- The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

you might be able to convince MrN to do that, were you to sign up for an account. it's easy, it's free, and it makes you cool! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
"...and it makes you cool!" ~ Gerrycheevers
LIAR! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:24, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
If nothing else, it makes you an individual and not an IP number. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:56, 15 Jul
No problem. I'm guessing you are Stevieb14... I have restored your page for ya. You now have 30 days more time to work on it. Good luck. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:26, Jul 15

Sorry for the mix-up, and your username is familiar for some reason...--Bad Shroom 20:45, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

double entendredirect

Hi boss. I just realised that I made two of these the other day - the first as I mistyped the name of the article I was moving to, psyche instead of psyché, but was intending to create a redirect here from the misspelling anyway as they are both technically correct, however pronounced differently.

The second was Pox which was created to clean up an entry in the wanted pages (due to the huffing of the original article) which has since been redone as Destroy All Humans. Given the multitude of definitions I've redone this as a disambiguationalisation page instead. There may be a few more I've missed as I was working quickly, but I'd guess we have a few other article that relate to the offshoots from the wikipedia version of the same page.

Due to spousal pressure I'm limited in the time I can tidy this page up today, but if you want to expand it then go ahead, otherwise I'll pick it up tomorrow. Thanks for picking up my mistakes anyway, and if you do find anything else stupid I've done let me know as I'm still learning all this as I go along. Pup 01:43, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

On that topic, if I was to create a page for This page does not exist would I be destroying a wiki in-joke? And if so, would it make a difference? Pup 01:45, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Tis all good, and yes... Creating that page will, I believe destroy the whole wiki. That's why we don't let ya. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:56, Jul 16


Tono tono to tono tono tono. Tono tono tono to to tono. Tono?

Tono tono tono, tono. TONO? TONOOOOOO???  :(

Tono tono, Tono

Kilna 07:34, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Sorry but it was lost on me. What is that some video somewhere? Do a retrospective of it maybe? Like A wizard did it and A wizard did it: A Retrospective. That however was too much Tono, and far too much WTF unfortunately. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:06, Aug 12

Art of Nostalgia for babies

Why did you delete it huh? Imo its a great article

Hea, I thought it could be really good also. The author requested it to be deleted. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:24, Aug 7


hi MrN. might you have a comment concerning the fact that VFD seems to recently have hit a crapflood of articles, with the magical number of 20 nominations being sustained for quite some time now? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:32, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Well you know I fancy the standards at VFD have improved significantly in recent times. Not so long ago it would often just be a quick "Short and Shit" vote from UU, and the latest stub was on for a huffing. These days we are spending more time voting on closer votes and are deleting much better articles than we used to! Something VFD is really proud of. Um... As a final note... CHECK THE PAGE HISTORY BEFORE NOMINATING YOU BUGGERS MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:44, Jul 16

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Continue my work!!

Sorry i am such a lazy,i would like to continue to edit and update Yggdra Union: We'll Fight Alone article plz. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Woad85 (talk • contribs)

Sure. I really recommend ya loose most of the FUCKING swearing for a start. I'm not CUNTING sure the WANKER is working here... If you catch my drift sir? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:53, Jul 18
I fixed a typo for you daddy. Now, why haven't I seen you in irc as of late? I miss yabbering with ya. :( -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:24, 18 Jul

Drive by...

MrN9000 is a tit...--Sycamore (Talk) 20:31, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

A pair of actually. Hea dude. Hope you are well. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:32, Jul 19
Yes, I've been neglectful of Uncyc, to make up for it I bring some crazy English stuff called Pimms and a pirate DVD of Hornblower for your 'enjoyment':)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:36, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Well thank you very much sir. I will add them to my um, collection... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:47, Jul 19


Hey, you kind of deleted my entire page so can you forward me a copy at


I have put a copy of your article in your userspace here: User:Fearlessleader101/Spokane, Washington. You can now work on if for as long as you wish. Let me know when you want to move it back into the mainspace, and I will take a look for you. Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:44, Jul 22


I saw you archive, now you're a prison bitch! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:51, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

That was pathetic. Also, that was hardly an archive. And... I bet you could not even manage to rape yourself given the correct opportunity. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:54, Jul 22

Laura and Amanda Palmer

So, I go and eat my dinner, come back and I find you've put a "This article isn't big enough to satisfy me" template thingy on my Amanda Palmer article and another one on my Laura Palmer article, to which I can only say, well, there's only so much you can say about a fictional character in Twin Peaks like Amanda." Maybe if the little article must go, then it should redirect to Laura Palmer instead of just vanishing. But that would be less fun. How much more crap in the Amanda one would it take to save it? 19:49, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually a bit of a fan of the series, hence my response on here. (Sorry if I'm stealing any of your stuff N-ster.) But as to what can be written about her, try the wikipedia article, or the secret diary of... as a reference source to start with. Watch the series and the movie (in that order.) If it's too hard let me know and I'll happily take it off your hands. Pup t 01:02, 23/07/2009

fastest pants in the west

so you blocked flutter in the same minute that i posted his shenanigans on ban patrol. were you already in the process of dealing with it, or are you just that fast? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I was hitting the ban button as soon as I saw your post on QVFD. ;) Now, on to extend that ban to 1 week... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:17, Jul 23
Man, and there I was, trying to talk to him about the picture on his talk page. Apparently I was out of the loop on this whole thing. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
It's almost like this user is trying to generate some drama based attention or something. Rather dull actually. I'm off to get some dinner chaps. Enjoy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:22, Jul 23
Gave him the 1 month cyberbullying bonus . Oh, and MrN, if you feel it's too much feel free to shorten it, but I personally absolutely hate bullies. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:23, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
It's all good. Yea, I ban them a lot harder than normal vandals myself also... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Jul 23
And now you can ban me as well for overbanning you. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:28, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
by the by, the bugger still has the poor girl's name in his sig. should it be removed? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:31, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I noticed that too. And yet, for reasons I can't quite figure out myself, I did nothing to stop it. I have a lot to learn from Mr. Cheevers. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I just removed it. What a wally this user is. If you know of anything else similar to this then obviously remove em also... Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:59, Jul 23

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:51, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey MrN

I'm not sure how busy you are but I'll be on the site for most of the summer if you still want to work on that collaberation. I'm really sorry I haven't gotten back to you until now. I've been back for a few weeks and it just occured to me a few minutes ago. MadMax 23:16, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi Max. Yes, I would love to do a collaboration with you. :-) I'm not sure if you remember, but I think I put a few ideas for the article title on your talk page a while back. Did you have any ideas for the kinda of article you would like to write? Personally, I'm more of a fan of encyclopaedic style articles as Uncyc as a parody of wikipedia is kinda the fun thing for me, but I'm up for any thing style wise really. Oh, I noticed that you still have {{vacation}} on your (rather nicely laid out) user page. :P Did I mention it's awesome to see you regularly around the place again dude? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:30, Jul 26

Yeah, I think I have some images and a proposed structure for Neighborhood Watch lying around somewhere. I agree with you about the article style. My favorite articles are the ones where you almost forget you're on Uncyclopedia. ;-) I've gotten involved in a few projects while I'm here too, Gwax's timeline project (I'm still trying to compile all the dates from Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries!), UN:MUP and UN:REQ specifically. It might be nice to do a timeline or a requested article. Thanks for the welcome back by the way. :) ZB seems to have returned too. MadMax 21:06, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

That sounds great. I just had a look at the wikipedia page, and it would work well as a spork, or the basis of a larger article. I'm happy to start it as a spork to get things going, but as you have something already prepared I guess I should allow you to begin? I have a number of ideas, for different directions this could go, but it's always best to get something started, and then play with that as required I find. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Jul 28

Its not much but this is what I originally had. Its basically a 30-second note I'd written off the top of my head from around the time we originally talked. I do like the idea of sporking Wikipedia's article though. MadMax 14:18, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

You know, I was talking to User:Mhaille about an Uncyclopedia video project. You probably know the UnTube video he did with User:Codeine awhile back? I've love to do Hitler parody video, I know Wikipedia has one now, or maybe dubbing a famous movie scene (like the Patton video) or reediting a trailer (i.e. "Scary Mary"). Wikipedia allows short video clips to be played on articles and it'd be nice to have a similar system. Its too bad pretty much everyone who does YouTube UnNews lives halfway across the world! The local news broadcasts from my college and it has some surprisingly good equipment. Its a shame I haven't thought of this until now since I've had general access to professional video equipment for a few years now. MadMax 13:40, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, that Hitler wikipedia parody was awesome! Seriously funny that. I have changed my user page to reflect such! Hmm, sounds interesting, I have never done any kinda video stuff myself though, so I'm probably not able to help much. I know that RAHB has done some really good audios, and I have an idea that he is into video stuff also, so maybe he might be able to get more involved with the actual manipulation of the video and such... As for the actual concept of Uncyc users making videos... I think that's a great idea if they contribute to the article... It's obviously a lot better than linking to a video which someone has else made. What were you thinking of doing a Hitler parody of? That Wikipedia one sure sets the bar very high! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:30, Jul 29

Glad you enjoyed it. :) I think Hitler getting banned from Uncyclopedia would be pretty funny, I'm suprised it hasn't been done yet. Maybe it might be a little predictable, but there is a lot of potentential there. Who knows maybe he was secretly User: all along ? And of course there's always ED or Illogicopedia... MadMax 20:51, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

A question from ages and ages ago.

Wondering, should Addition have been a quazi as of this? Now, perhaps you are thinking, why is he asking me this 4 months after the fact? The answer is, Yes. Also, I'm unsure of the rules of quazi, so I'm asking you, or whichever other admin reads this because they have your talk page watchlisted. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:50, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Hea Woody, np... Um, I doubt that would have been a QFA. The "rules" are here. That's linked from the VFH page somewhere I think... Anyway, I think it's likely going to be the "at least 50% of the score of the most recently featured article at the time of removal). " bit which is going to kill ya. +2.5 is going to be a lot less than whatever is highest when it's pulled... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:58, Jul 27
Gotcha. It was that 50% rule that was a bit hard to understand (for my tiny brain). I couldn't tell if it was talking about # of for votes, overall score, or health. But, now I get it. Now I get it. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:03, 27 July 2009 (UTC)


many thanks for the award, MrN. i actually revisited the issue because it seemed like he had spammed that poor girl's name everywhere, but i couldn't find it; this was a result of me misspelling it in the search box. i came back to it today and found a veritable slew of bullying, including offenses against individuals other than that poor girl. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

in addition, the first nomination in Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/archive17 is related, but i'm hesitant to remove anything from something such as a VFP archive; could you take a look? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:35, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Yea. I did a similar thing a while back, but must have put the wrong text in the search box also. That's a rather extensive pattern of cyber naughtiness there, so I upped the ban to 3 months. What a plonker this user is... I had a look at the VFP nom, and yea... Same shit as when he was posting in the forums really. The pic is gone now and it really looks more like Flutter being a arse than anything else, so I'm happy to leave it where it is. Anything in mainspace, obviously just remove. Thanks for sorting this dude. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:46, Jul 28
no problem. he's got over 100 pages in his userspace, i'll take a cursory glance and see what else he's been doing, particularly concerning his image uploading. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:51, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

There's this one guy...

He's voting on VFH, right? But it's like... He's voting on the articles really fast. Like badass lumberjack shit. It kinda leads me to believe he isn't actually reading the articles... I know he could have already read them all and is just getting around to voting, but it kinda seems suspicious. See? He somehow read UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon in under two minutes after having read Will Smith (which is much shorter but apparently took more time to read...). Am I making any sense? Am I paranoid in my thinking that he isn't actually reading the articles, but voting anyway? Does it matter? Should I be asking him how to speed read like that? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:59, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I left a message on his talk page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:05, Jul 28
Yeah, I should've done that. I just don't want anyone getting mad at me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:09, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
You should have thought about that before you slept with my sister, douchebag. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:14, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Now, now. It isn't my fault I ruined your marriage. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:15, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Our love was real, until you messed it all up with your leather jacket and city-slicker ways. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:19, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
You can tell the love was real by looking at the photos. Pup t 00:55, 29/07/2009


Thanks! I will definitely do that. And also, thanks again for the advice. And the comment as well. --Yoyoddd 21:08, 2 August 2009 (UTC)


I voted on an archived VFH without realising and I now can't go back and undo what I did due to the "no editing" bit. Can you do some voodoo for me? (And I still can't work out how it happened exactly.) Pup t 08:50, 3/08/2009

Ah, it looks OK to me. Don't worry about it. These things happen sometimes... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:46, Aug 3


PIE! So there! I had been fixing up an article when you did that, and it didn't save! Now it's lost forever. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:15, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, you fibber you. Cos Dexter has no idea whatsoever about how to use his computer. Click the "Go back" a few times :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:18, Aug 3
I got rid of that so it'd say, "STOP! Hammertime!" Every time I press the "Stop loading" button. No seriously. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:20, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Well I can understand why you would consider that sensible... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:22, Aug 3
I know. It was a wise and awesome trade. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:24, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Also, these adverts at the bottom of the page here... Yea, those. They are linking to google right? As in there is google in the URL. Did our old spotlight thing link to google like that??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:26, Aug 3
Now you're just making up lame against reasons. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:28, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
MrN, I had typed up a reply, but it was lost because of a stupid ban. I am NOT Cajek, dammit! Also, what the Hell are you talking about, Socky? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:32, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
His against vote, obviously. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

thanks for understanding

hey i know you read the comment on my page about this site sucking.i dont really mean that.the site is okay.ive read the user guide.the mama luigi article getting huffed.yeh, i knew that was essentialy crap.but i know the sally acorn article had a large of legitimate and true information about her.sure there was a lot of random bullshit but why did they delete the whole thing.just take the random stuff off and the other coherent stuff can pass for an article.her whole real biography was on there .seriously.and one more thing. is getting a large amount of articles huffed illegal on here.if yuo get tooo many articles huffed.does yuor account get terminated.jupiterfox

Like I said dude, don't feel too bad. All of us have had articles deleted. Myself included... ;) Admins (like me) can recreate deleted pages so I could give you a copy of Sally Acorn back, but because it's been deleted at VFD if you did want to work on that article some more it would need to be TOTALLY different from the previous article. That would be in your userspace only, and you would need to ask me to take a look at it before it was moved back to the mainspace. If you want to do this... Let me know. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:04, Aug 3

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:35, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

"I have absolutely no idea what's going on, I'm going to put the kettle on"

Wise words. It's what we Brits do when the world looks like it's coming to an end, lol. --Ozymandiaz 14:21, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Yep. There is a startlingly high number of Brits here on Uncyc. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:22, Aug 5
I'm pleased to here that, sometimes I feel like it's run by Americans. --Ozymandiaz 18:39, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Americans are ok. In small doses.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:42 6 August 2009


I noticed you protected this so only autoconfirmed users could edit and only admins can move it. Thanks, I guess. Mind doing the same with this? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:13, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

I see how it is these days.... You turn up here at any time you like demanding I stop all of the other important tasks I'm performing so that I have to do this or that... You are not the boss of me boy! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:26, Aug 5
# (Protection log); 15:23 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) protected "Template:QVFDarchive" [edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) 
[move=sysop] (indefinite) (Dexter said so)

Yes, I do. Remember, the people voted you into power, you can kill them, now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:39, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Did I find a valid reason to vote abstain on VFD?

On Channel 9's VFD nomination I basically abstained (in more words) because I was unfamiliar with the subject. Would you consider that a valid comment or not? Bear in mind to that the nomination was, and more or less still is, being "ignored" by other VFD voters. --Mn-z 06:07, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Dude. Sorry if all this "how to vote" BS is bugging ya. The truth is I really don't mind how you vote. After all it's entirely up to you if you do or not. If you do it helps the wiki because you are a good voter. If you really want to type abstain on a vote when you don't know either way that's cool with me. It's not helping me decide what the result would should be, but if it makes you feel good to type it then heck... It's just more useful if ya vote one way or the other. I don't think there is any "valid" way to vote, or would I ever like to see such a thing laid down in any kinda rule structure. OK... I'm going to try to answer directly without being too rude... Um... Did you find a valid reason to abstain there? Um... Well I understand why you did not vote, but did you telling people that actually help the vote? Let me ask you this about that article... You looked at it right? You read a few paragraphs maybe? I bet you have some kinda feeling inside having seen a lot of other similar articles pass through VFD. I know you are really thinking... Hmm yea, I'm not sure what this is about, but some of it looks presentable it's had different editors obviously, and there is a fair page history so maybe it's not total crap... But as you have doubt you opt for the "middle ground". Yea. I have no idea about channel 9 either. I doubt many of the other VFD voters will, so we have to do the best we can. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:27, Aug 6
You flip-flopper. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:49, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I did a what when? Ah, you must have seen me naked. I had no idea whatsoever that this video would become available on the internet. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 07:26, Aug 6
So in other words, nobody cares about abstaining? --Mn-z 05:02, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
I refer the honourable gentleman to the question I gave some moments ago. It was not that the nomination was being ignored, I'm sure that people were looking at it. I did. Like me they were probably thinking "who the hell is that?" and not bothering to vote hoping someone who knew more about the subject would come along... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:25, Aug 9

UnNews Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database

I love UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database which I just saw. You made it sound like a real news article and also made some points about problems with the whole database. After I work with some others on the God article, I'm going to try to resurrect the 10-time-huffed Pedobear, so was looking for ideas. Your article inspired me thanks! Miley Spears 07:50, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Be careful with resurecting articles that have been huffed so many times. First write them in your user space which would be like this: User:Miley Spears/Paedobear (I presume you'll want to use the correct spelling) Also I've always (as in I've never before thought about this article but now that I have) It might be a good idea to make Paedobear a hated paediatrition (I don't know how that's spelt) instead of a paedophille loved by all.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:02 6 August 2009
Hea. Glad you liked it. I had some fun writing that one. Centralised control on identity information is not always a good idea... Yea, Orian is probably right. It might be best to start it in user space, but it's up to you. Good luck! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:52, Aug 6
I thought it was law    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:55 6 August 2009
CVP died a death when we started being able to protect deleted pages I think. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png