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Why didn't you tell me?

You never told me that you shagged goats. Why did you keep this from me? Sir SysRq (talk) 02:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

We used a condom, so I don't think it really counted as actual sex. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:35, Feb 14
Eh, you're right. Plus, according to my source, it's just something of a hobby for you. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:47, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
That was a vandal. He was making a mess of a loads of articles... I asked him really nicely (twice) to stop... And he did! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:50, Feb 14
No, I don't believe you. He was just trying to expose the truth. You really are a gay man. You really do shag goats. Jeez, I thought we were friends. You should have known that I would have been there for you. And if you did, you would have been wrong. Because I do not support your goat shagging lifestyle. Because I am a goat. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:00, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
A male goat? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:01, Feb 14
O_O /me calls the apropriate authorities ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:41 14 February 2009
Tell me, in this situation, who are the appropriate authorities? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:29, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
The goat protectionists. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:30 14 February 2009
They are in on it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:31, Feb 14
/me is spitting in your face THIS IS OUT OF YOUR JURISDICTION! Sir SysRq (talk) 18:32, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
MrN9000SouthPark

MrN looks nervously right.

SP-Orian57

Orian looks nervously left.

Oh noes! Won't somebody please think of the goats! In a non-sexual situation. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:34 14 February 2009
I WANT MY FAMILY BACK! Sir SysRq (talk) 18:36, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
You've lost me now, sissy... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:38 14 February 2009
I SAID STAND DOWN, SERGEANT! Sir SysRq (talk) 18:40, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh, Ok. I wasn't aware I was in the police force but if you insist I'll resign. Sorry. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:41 14 February 2009
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE JUDGE SAYS, WE'VE GOTTA GET INTO THAT APARTMENT! NOW STEP ASIDE! Sir SysRq (talk) 18:51, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
It's so unfair. Why didn't you tell me as well that you shagged goats?--A. SHePerD 04:07, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello. This sort of clean talk page is now defiled. Goodbye

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:24 15 February 2009

Yeah, we're on to you and your partial talk page archiving. I'll still take an inexperienced talk page over a slutty one any day. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:30, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Bot champing at the bit?

Give him this, wind him up, and let him go go gogogogo! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:21, Feb 19

Thanks UU, I just got "wake me up before you gogo" stuck in my head. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:22, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah? I got "The Drug" by Warrior Soul inside mine, largely thanks to the "here we go go go" refrain before the chorus. Definitely a superior song, in my none-too-humble opinion. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:27, Feb 19
Don't know that one, lemme listen to it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:31, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Welll, there are lots of guitars in it, and for me, guitars > no guitars. I wouldn't trouble yourself though - no-one but me ever likes the kind of music I like. Except Iron Maiden, there are a few people on here who seem to like them. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:35, Feb 19
Will be tonight. Hea, the paper is going well at the moment... We actually have articles backing up! Whatever next... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:53, Feb 19
I had a very long heavy metal period in high school, all the way up to Kreator O_O, and I still have everything Bruce Dickenson ever published. Add some Motorhead and we got ourselves a nice show. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:07, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
And because of the last one, I'm now listening to Ozzy's version of Hellraiser. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:08, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
I haven't really gone through phases like that - I've tended to expand my horizons while sticking with stuff I liked when younger. Which is why Skid Row and Iron Maiden nestle comfortably next to Ella Fitzgerald and The Last Poets and suchlike. Also, did you notice MrN try to make a comment in our conversation on his own talkpage just now? Madness, I call it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:32, Feb 19

UnSignpost 19th February2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:07, Feb 19

Now that you're a member of the non-existant cabal

Memorize these links: Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion Uncyclopedia:Maintenance Special:NewPages Special:BrokenRedirects Special:DoubleRedirects Special:NewImages

and study them every day, 74 times a day. Also, get Spang's auto-delete script, which I'm too lazy to find. And also, penis. -RAHB 11:04, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey, congratulations with your sysop'ation. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:05, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:06, Feb 21
Oh, yes. Deja-vu. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:51, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Oi Sexy

Archiving VFD,QVFD,Ban - Can I archive when I feel like it or is there a system?--Sycamore (Talk) 12:34, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

My normal strategy was to try to edit conflict UU as much as possible. :) You can see from RC if there is someone on the page. If it's an admin I would wait for them to do all the huffs/keeps, and then try to do the archive in one edit. I use 3 Firefox windows. One with the archive page open ready for edit. One with VFD, and one with VFD in edit mode. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:38, Feb 21
I'll improve slowly at this...;) Also, can I create new archives themsleves at my preference?--Sycamore (Talk) 12:45, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
I think UU and me normally waited until the size warning box came up, I sometimes tried to get it to an even 50 pages per archive... Heck... It's your poop. Consider it at your disposal, don't forget the {{oldvfd}} tags though... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:07, Feb 21

Hi Mr Admin Man

Hello. How are you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:57 21 February 2009

I know you just want me to ban you. I'm not going to. HA. Also, there are some new buttons here and there, so I'm pushing them to see what happens... As per usual. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:00, Feb 21
Ok so I've vandalised your page and started a small revert war. You have to ban me now. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:10 21 February 2009
/me yawns... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:13, Feb 21
Let's start a huge revert war! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:14, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Bring it bitch, I have rollback. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:15 21 February 2009
Me too. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:16, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh right It's just you're really slow to revert just then. I geuss you must have arthritis or something. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:17 21 February 2009
Fuck you! Arsehole! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:18, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Well I never... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:21, Feb 21
HAHAHA! Mordillo banned you! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:38, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
He banned you for longer! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:40 21 February 2009
And it felt sooo good! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:42, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Yayayayayayayayay!!!

Congrats on the oppage! What are you going to do now? Sir SysRq (talk) 15:13, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Got a few ideas for things which need to be sorted out, but for a bit I'm just going to take it steady and get the a hang of things. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:17, Feb 21

You got opped? About damn time! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:24, 21 Feb

I concur! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:24, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Apparently so. Have not seen UU online yet though... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:25, Feb 21
I popped in long enough to make you my very first ban - I'm faintly gutted not to have been yours, to be honest. Still, I'll just say strong about fucking time! Very glad to see you with admin powers, hopefully you'll balance out the colossal mistake they've made in giving 'em to me as well! --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:12, Feb 21
Yes, my thoughts for my first ban were in your direction, but having just made me a sysop someone drew my attention... Still, we need to be careful with the Cajek bans. There are not many left now until he reaches 100... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:17, Feb 21

I can has rollback nao :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:26, 21 Feb

? I thought you had it! I think Mordillo might be able to help with that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:30, Feb 21
Dude, I don't even completely understand what rollback means! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:32, 21 Feb
it makes reverting vandalism faster, but you have to know how to use it... Basically we only use it when it's obvious vandalism, and try to leave a reason (using undo) when it's not. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:36, Feb 21

Not got much to add here – what all those said ↑↑. Congrats on the long overdue opping, and long may the vandals be slain from a swipe of your banstick! –—Hv (talk) 21/02 18:27

Thanks. I think... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:29, Feb 21
Yeah, that was a lame attempt at being funny by me there. I'd go back and think of a better line if I could be arsed. And if I had a time machine, but that's just semantics. –—Hv (talk) 21/02 18:44
There are new buttons everywhere! Must push! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:47, Feb 21
I'd like two things from you now: rollback and regular joke bans. Can you hook me up? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:05, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Me thinks you are talking to the wrong person. See what I was saying to Chris above ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:09, Feb 21
I still require regular joke bans, ploz. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:11, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Welcome.

MrN9000SouthPark

Welcome MrN9000.

Welcome!

Hello MrN9000, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

  • How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

If you want to find out how we decide which articles to feature on the front page, check out the VFH page. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you! You might find VFH a useful page to look over as it gives an idea of the kind of standard which you need to reach if you want to get an article featured.

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here. If you think you are going to be around a while, and would like extra help on a more personal level, you just might be able to convince someone at the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program to take you under their wing. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave one of them a message on their talk page.

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

Again, welcome!  -- MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:00, Feb 23

Yes. Welcome MrN9000! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:07, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Would you be a dear?

Please just update this to this: Al Gore/Colonization|Al Gore Thanks! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:39, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

God Dammit!!! Do what with a who where? Can I ban you for asking that? Did you bring any sausages? Um, yea, that thing... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:47, Feb 23
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me? And I'm still waiting for my ban. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:50, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
It's spectacular. Think I will keep it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:53, Feb 23
Well, I'm glad you like it. Dammit, I wanted a joke ban. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:56, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
You should nominate that image. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:57, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
You should nominate that ass of yours. Yeah, back that shit up. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:58, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I know I have an adorable ass. Now fuck that sissy up. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
What does that mean? That's just stupid, what you said. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:03, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
That's just stupid, what you said. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:04, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
If you didn't get me so hot and bothered, I wouldn't put up with you. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:06, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Look. Don't you two start having sex or something on my talk page. I just had the carpet cleaned. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:09, Feb 23
Clever. How's that working out for you? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:17, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
My carpet cleaning business you mean? It's going very well. I'm cleaning up. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:19, Feb 23
Weren't you a goat shagger? Wasn't SysRq a goat? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:20, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
No, I meant being clever. How's being clever working out for you? (also FU edit conflict) Sir SysRq (talk) 01:21, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Also FU SysRq. Really I mean it! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:23, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I think that must have been a dream Sockpuppet... I don't understand what Sys is stalking about. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:24, Feb 23
Ah well... How do we know we're not living a dream right now? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:25, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
How do I know you're not all just my dream? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind — driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. That you are a slave. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:47, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Frontpage feature

Hey MrN9000, could you feature the next article? Seeing how we're already a day behind... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:06, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

I think I did it right! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:47, Feb 23
Indeed you have. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:50, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Why?

Did you delete that image? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:32, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Image use policy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:37, Feb 23
Hey socky, did you just question a decision made by someone who is most certainly not a member of the non existent cabal? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:41, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Maybe? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
It's just a drawing, what's pornographic about that? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I draw a line. That image was past it. My reasons are obvious Sockpuppet. If you have a problem with my decision I suggest you contact another admim. Otherwise, why are you here and asking me this? If you know of other images like this, post them on QVFD. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:50, Feb 23 15:50, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Okay, okay. I accept your decision. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:07, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm flattered. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:09, Feb 23

jack phoenix plcokeing people from creating a weegee article

are people familiar with the youtube poop meme weegee.a user jack phoenix is blocking people from creating an article based on himHe says something about recreating \crap.if people want to post crap on here,they should be free to do so.if the article gets huffed,its on them but they should have the freedom. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jupiterfox (talk • contribs)

It must be Thursday already. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:45, Feb 23
Couldn't you just put the "Weegee" material in the Mama Luigi article? --Mnb'z 17:15, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks,thats a great ideas.why didnt i think of that??still it would be kickass to a have an entire weegee page posted.

@ Uncyclopedia:VFH/123456789

wut u mean Sir SysRq (talk) 19:07, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:09, Feb 23
Like, was I not supposed to do that or something? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:11, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Like, why the heck should you not be doing that?  :P I'm using a new set-up here, and I think I got out of date or something. I had not noticed that you had already closed the nom. As I said. Pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:14, Feb 23
Indeed. I still don't regret vandalizing your userpage. You deserved it. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:35, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I think it's pretty hard for someone to vandalise it more now. It's awesome. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:37, Feb 23
Apparently Mordillo is joining in the fun. On the VFH page, that is. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I think the nom is closed now. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:53, Feb 23

UN:POOP

Hopefully I'm doing alright so far with my new shitmunching role;) With the lounge can the resolved ones be archived - or should all the ones in a month be left until a new month?--Sycamore (Talk) 19:56, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

I guess that's really up to you. It's handy to leave a few noms handing around as examples for others to follow, and so that people can see what kinda thing goes on in the room. As per the archiving. Sure! The only tricky thing to keep an eye on is adding the oldvfd templates, but I think you are getting em all. Sometimes when other admins archive (which sometimes happens) they don't remember to add the oldvfd... Kill them if this happens. UN:POOP is your room. You can do with it more or less what you want... I think we might need another smith, as 2 is better than one, but I'm not sure there... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:04, Feb 23
I think we got the good Rabbi to join in as well. I'll verify that with him. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:17, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I have a strong preference for Rabbi, he's a top bloke. I seem to be able to be on top of it at the moment - there's no rush should Rabbi not be up for it straight away. Obviously we can always get down to having more, but I think I'm a pretty good "tool" for the job:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:28, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Handling poop? Sounds fun. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:25, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Why Block?

I know it's probably not any of my business, and I may not know the whole story but, I was wondering why your blocked IP 76.175.144.193 ? I looked at his/her contributions and olny saw one edit/blank. If you don't feel like responding I don't care, I just thought a banning of 1 year was a little exesive... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 21:47, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

No. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:00, Feb 23
Sometimes a dynamic IP will show up and it could be someone we've dealt with before, just with a new IP. Do not question the system. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:54, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Do not question the cabal! Also, there is no cabal! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:55, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, Socky. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:05, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

'Scuse me your pantsness

I has a journalistic hat on right now as I'm doing a story on the latest oppings for the Signpost. Now, I'm fairly sure of getting a quote from the other guy, but I'd like a nice, juicy quote from you that all of our millions of readers worldwide can gape at in awe. If I don't get one to my satisfaction, I'll make something up and tell them you said it anyway. If I use the word "pants" in it, they'll probably believe me... --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:51, Feb 24

"I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing." MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:55, Feb 24

Quick job, Mr Sysop?

This sounds slightly weird, but User:RAHB needs deleting so that User:RAHB . can be moved back there (bloody move page vandal fucking everything up). Could you use your fancy new powers on that please? –—Hv (talk) 24/02 22:13

Stepping up

So, you're stepping up from edit conflicting to ban conflicting now, are you? Right, there's only one way to deal with your kind:

  • (Block log); 14:55 . . Under user (Talk | contribs | block) blocked MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day (stealing all the bans - leave me some!)

(Thanks for doing the new admin stuff - I'm sooo busy at work right now. They found me!) --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:55, Feb 25

You got caught on Uncyc by the boss? HeHe. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:58, Feb 25
No, they just gave me enough work to last a month, and told me it has to be done by friday. Erk! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:00, Feb 25
Hehe. I'm at school and the teacher has caught me several times now. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:06, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, my! Look how you've grown!

I member back when you were just a lil nooblet! (to me at least) Now you're an admin!!! That just goes to show how far a little bit of effort and a complete lack of maturity can get you in life!

Love your sexy sig. It makes me randy in my handy if you know what I'm sayin' ;)

XOXO  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:34, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

PS
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!

I must say I admired your tits when we first met, and I can not deny that they have become a part of what I am. ;) Hea, seriously though, good to see ya! I remember you writing some good stuff, and you are an bit of an expert in templates... What have you got planned? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:37, Feb 25

*HOPEFULLY* I can write something funny today... I'm brainstorming right now.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:45, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Check out Scatomancy when you have a few mins.  ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:24, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

I think it's hilarious. Seriously. Properly laughed reading the opening, and a few of the one liners later on. It's going to be a feature I think, whatever happens, but it's a bit sort on content. It needs more fibre. Maybe you have not been eating enough bran? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:49, Feb 27

Dude, this article has been 2 years in the making... I need a little help at this point - I'm not sure where else to expand... *help?*  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:04, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

It is awesome. As I said. I think the Famous Scatomancers section is not so good. The rest is brilliant, but that section to me does not work so well. Still if you just removed that last section I would vote for it just because the opening paragraph is so good. Still, those voters at VFH might want a bit more length. They might even use the "L" word at ya. You know what I mean... I will look at it some more, not sure if you hate any of my edits or not! rv em if they r bad. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:13, Feb 27
Please take another look, I moved everything around...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:09, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Is that bot still broken?

Latest issue awaits his attention, if not. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:46, Feb 26

Thanks, and also thanks for spotting the date thingy and making me look marginally less incompetent! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:27, Feb 26
It's nice to be able to change the paper after you have already started sending it out... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:29, Feb 26

UnSignpost 26th February 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:22, Feb 26

Hello,

I'm not from Mythbusters, I'm I'm tying to figure out if the myth that "if you spam an admin's page, you will get b7'd. Let's begin. BEGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 02:20, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Spambox

Have some spam.MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:24, Feb 27

Thanks, but I'm full. I really must get back to work.

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Learn how it's done, noob. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:37, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Dude. I will make you archive this talk page next time it needs doing! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:39, Feb 27
0 RLY? M3H, T3H N00B? Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 02:53, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, Mr. 9000 is gay... is another myth I was supposed to bust. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 02:53, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep up with current events. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:01, Feb 27

Yo MrN, cheers for featuring my article. But I think you also have to impose a fancy blue template on my user page to remind people that I'm awesome, or something. Also, featured articles are normally protected while they are on the front page I think. Happy admin-stuff-ing, and congratulations on the promotion. IronLung 11:25, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

I think you'll find that articles are protected on featuring unless they are featured by MrN, in which case they are left to fend for themselves! ;-) Also, you can bestow that MrPotatohead template on your own page if you want, no need to wait for an admin to do it... --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:28, Feb 27

Mwahahahaha!

Did you enjoy my vandalism? No? Too bad, because there are two other people still suffering from it. You may/may not want to help them. I am evil. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 03:48, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Can I have a hug? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:00, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Can you catch anything from a hug? Cos I'm contagious. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:15, Feb 28

Hey

Got a minute? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:09, 28 Feb

Um? If you are talking IRC, I can't get in there at the moment. What's up? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:11, Feb 28
Erm, yeah IRC. Wanted some privacy. It can wait I guess. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:12, 28 Feb
It's cool. Not much I can do right now. Your article will do well, I'm sure. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Feb 28
K, thanks. Normally I wouldn't care, but looking at his contributions... I'm probably just paranoid. :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:27, 28 Feb

You wanna maybe have a word with this guy about the three crap pee reviews he's done in the last fifteen minutes? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:26, 28 Feb

Hea. I could do, but it just looks like he needs to read UN:PRG. As a PEEING member yourself, you are allowed to ask him to read the guidelines. If ya really want me to, I will do this, but it's better if you do it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:18, Feb 28

WTF

really why did you delete my article,Guitar Tabs it was funny as shit you deleted cmon it was really fucking funny I worked for a long time on that! Please it was a good contribution to the site I referred it to 7 of my friends they all like it I swear if you dont un-huff it I'm gone.--Camred 23:25, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Threatening sysops: always a good decision. Your article will probably be restored since you asked so nicely, but may I recommend starting your articles in your userspace next time? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:36, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
I deleted it because you had not worked on it for 1 week and it looked like you had abandoned it. It needs a lot of work before it's suitable to be in the main space. I have put a copy of the article in your users space here. You can work on it there. Please ask me before you move it back to the main space, and I will look it over. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:12, Mar 1

Really cmon I mean I wanted it to be in the main space. Really, many articles are just as long and some are even shorter but they are in the main space, I hadn't worked on it in a week because I realized that everytime I did it would be a week before it went into the main space. I thought it was done....--Camred 17:03, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

hay whats with changing my article tag its not fake and i found it [[1]] so cheek around next time before taking stuff off --Fire wolf 17:49, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

sup srry about the .hack//sign pics but you changed them well i was editing so they may be the wrong size agin--Fire wolf 22:19, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

NP. I did think about slapping a maintainable tag on this article actually, but hea... You are still working it it so it's no problem. It does need a deal more work though. The formatting needs attention but also the actual content would benefit from attention. Have you read HTBFANJS yet? Seriously, take a look. It will help you write better. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:24, Mar 13

Question about being "BFI"

Apart from being somewhat infectious. I have no idea what-so-ever about what "Bat-F*** insane" because the tag is so random that I get nothing but "Bat-F***-insanity" out of it. And the BFI page is no help, thats as BFI as the tag and everything else.--Gondana 04:58, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

It means that we have photographs of you having sex with a bat. Worrying eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:13, Mar 1

Bot Work, Animal Image Categories

Template for reference

Spang was suggested the animal images should be in "cat-all" categories in addition to the subcategories. Would your bot be able to add categories to images easily? (Basically, the bot would need to get a list of images out of a category, then add a category to each image on said list.)

Also, I'm sorta hesitant to have the whatnot/presort category being the same as the cat-all category. Do you think categories like, say "Category:Mammal Images (catchall)" would work? (These would be linked to from the template). That way, "Category:Mammal Images" could still function as whatnot/presort without being overwhelmed by already subcategorized images. --Mnb'z 03:57, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Yea, it can get list of articles from "what links here", categories and such. It can do search/replace or append operations. I'm not sure what you are suggesting though. Probably cos it's past my bed time... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:11, Mar 2
Unfortunately, I have the flu right now, so I'm not that coherent either. see  :User talk:Mnbvcxz#You know for what I'm talking about. --Mnb'z 17:49, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
I'm starting to catch up... But the bit I don't understand is "Basically, the bot would need to get a list of images out of a category, then add a category to each image on said list.) " Can you tell me a bit more exactly what needs to be done? What categories? Also, if you are interested in running your own bot, research AWB on Wikipedia... That's what I use for MrN9001. If you are confident with computers, it's not that hard to use. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:00, Mar 2
How do you get it to run on uncyclopedia? --Mnb'z 18:31, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Nevermind, I think I got it figured out, more or less. However, I need authorization to use it. Can Admins give that authorization, or only staff? --Mnb'z 18:46, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
To get AWB to work on Uncyc, you will need to have your name added to a sysop protected page. I forget where that is, I will try and look it up. That does not get you the bot flag though, just the ability to run AWB on Uncyc. To get a bot flag (which hides the edits on recent changes) you would need to create a new account (probably Mnbvcxzl?) and talk to Sannse who can issue that account with the bot flag... You can use AWB using your "main" account if you want to, but you would spam RC. If you get as far as actually getting AWB running, when you try and save a page, I think it gives you an error telling which sysop protected page needs to be edited... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:24, Mar 2
Found it: Uncyclopedia:AutoWikiBrowser/CheckPage--Mnb'z 19:39, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
I added ya. AWB takes a bit of getting used to. Took me a while. It's got lots of settings which need to be right. As you understand I'm sure, this is something which one needs to be careful with... Without the bot flag you will not be able to run in auto mode, so it's less dangerous as you can check every edit. Generally, I check ever edit except when delivering the paper... Which hopefully you can do this week! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:57, Mar 2
BTW, can you add my bot, MnbvcxzBot to that list? --Mnb'z 22:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok, Sannse said I need get "community agreement for a bot" in the village dump. Could you post something there for me, I would do it myself, but it might like look "whoring". --Mnb'z 17:17, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

NM, it looks like Mordillo said something to Sannse on her talk page. --Mnb'z 17:31, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Boobs

Can you tell me why this article is in a userspace? And just who do I have to blow to move up in rank around here?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:38, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, not sure what's going on there. Looks like an attempt by someone to own our boobs! I will move it back. As per the BJs... Mordillo and Under user recently got married, so they are probably most in need... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:17, Mar 2
O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 19:22, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Need help (How to remove "Contents" section?)

I need to make some touch up to my Rorschach's Journal. Somehow, I am clueless and I need professional 1337 help to remove the "Contents" section off the page. Help pls!--A. SHePerD 11:11, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Insert the code __NOTOC__ anywhere on the page.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:16, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks pal! --A. SHePerD 11:24, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

I am a noob.

Hello I am a noob.

Adopt me please. I'm a really bright kid with alot of potential and I need an experienced cool dude like you to train me in the ways of writing silly articles.

I have a large background in comedy so I know what's funny. I watch movies...I watch Monty Python movies and smoke...those are my qualifications.

Thanks.


Hope you adopt me.

Cya. --StonedJeff 03:28, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Hea, I will keep an eye out for ya. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:26, Mar 4

That's rad thanks.

Pants?

Just out of curiosity, is the cabal planning on implementing the pants template anytime soon. Its been a while since you proposed it, and I haven't heard anything about it. --Mnb'z 05:58, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that... Um... Give me a bit. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:25, Mar 4

VFD - current types of nominations etc.

I have some "concerns" - would you be able to pop into the IRC:)?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:54, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Rail No.9

The article Rail No.9 has been expanding, according to the expansion on the Traditional Chinese version (zh-tw:軌角九號). Please give a excuse!

Jacaranda 17:14, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Hea. I have moved it into your user space for you here. It needs a fair bit more work before it will be ready for the main space. Good luck. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:11, Mar 6

signpost

hello good sir. might your pet bot be available for distributing this week's propaganda flyers? thanks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:12, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

My bot can, if he's busy. --Mnb'z 07:33, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Go for it! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:11, Mar 6
Ah, I have got a bit of time now, I will do it. You can get there first next week. ;) Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:35, Mar 6

Bot Issue

For some reason, when I log in as my bot, it doesn't show the bot tab: the bot tab disappears when I log on. So basically, I can't run it in auto mode, I can only run it in semiautomatic mode.

I had the same trouble earlier today, but it started working somehow. I tried re-installing, playing with the settings, et cetera, but nothing worked. Has that ever happened with your bot? I think it might be "thinking" its in a semi-auto mode only, since I used it in semi-auto mode last night on my user account. --Mnb'z 06:43, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Its back now, and I believe I figured out my problem. I think the bot tab is auto disabled if the bot is less than a week old, or if it has fewer than 100 edits (I read that somewhere, either wikipedia or wikimedia, or maybe wikia). Anyway, since I like to clear my history, it probably "lost track" of the edits, and thought it was a "new" bot.
For future reference, one needs to log and log back in after 100 (or so) semi-auto edits, or once the "bot timer" in the lower left hand corner reappears. --Mnb'z 07:30, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Hea. The disappearing bot tab is something I have not seen. I know you need to be a user who has the bot flag to get it. That means you will not have it with Mnbvcxz, but MnbvcxzBot should have it all the time. If you have figured out how to deliver the sign post (using append) then go ahead an deliver it! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:05, Mar 6

UnSignpost 5th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:55, Mar 6

fuckin wasteman

who made you king of cuntville schools bit was jokes why delete it? gett a life serious. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 194.73.190.34 (talk • contribs)

Oh, yes! You are right. How could I have made such a terrible mistake. I will fix it right away! On the other hand... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:57, Mar 6
I actually made him king of cuntville. Respect your king. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Pants

Also, have you seen this? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:01, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Um, not until you pointed it out! Um? Um? Um? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:04, Mar 6
You have a fan. Or a stalker. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:09, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
I'm guessing it's both... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:11, Mar 6
I'm having sex with two steaks right now. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:14, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Make a vote!

Dear MrN9000, someone has made a nomination for my article. Make a vote, a yay or a nay. Every vote counts. --A. SHePerD 03:32, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Make a vote!

Dear MrN9000, someone has made a nomination for my article. Make a vote, a yay or a nay. Every vote counts. --A. SHePerD 03:32, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Pa

Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449 Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:03, 7 Mar

*Wipes tear from eye, sniffs* MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:34, Mar 7

SpongeBop

I wanna move it back. Please help! Fix this mess. I need help. I made a load of shit here! Accont101 19:55, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Yea, um? Could you give me some links? What do you want to be moved to where? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:00, Mar 7
"SpongeBop SquarePants" needs to be moved back to "SpongePop ShitPants". I though it would be better to move it to the real name, but I misspelled it, and the real one won't move, so I tryed moving back, but I can't. Accont101 20:15, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Done? For future reference, all you really needed to do was get the redirect deleted. If you post it on QVFD with a comment explaining the situation an admin could delete it, and you could move the article back... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:46, Mar 7

Greetings

I've noticed that Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/10-02-08 is screwing up people's talk pages. (And for some reason, UU protected all the UnSignposts.) If you can do something about it'd be greatly appreciated. (It's probably just some unclosed tag.) -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:07, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Rataube is making me nauseous. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:18, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
I don't think it's just that one. It appears to happen all over the place. Bugger. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:20, Mar 7
The other problematic issues appear to be from June 12th, 2008 and earlier. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:25, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Cool. Dam tags. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:27, Mar 7
I think adding "</span><span>" in front of the </div>'s at the end should solve the problem. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:28, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
What you can't edit protected pages? What's wrong with you man! Pull yourself together! mumble mumble MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:30, Mar 7
Incidentally, because I fixed the tags, that UnSignpost is now made up out of "9001 bytes". Almost as if MrN9001 is destined to fix this... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:31, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Can you see any others? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:39, Mar 7
June 12th, 2008 and June 19th, 2008 seem to be the troublemakers. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:44, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Links: Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/05-43-08 and Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/6-19-08. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:47, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/05-15-08 is another bad one. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:54, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
I was working through User talk:Cajek where this is (I think) a complete list. I think they are all fixed now... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:57, Mar 7
Yep, everything is great now. I wish you the best, MrN9000. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:02, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Considering how helpful you were last night, you definitely deserve this:

Newcookie Sockpuppet of an unregistered user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:15, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh thanks! Don't mention last night. It was my pleasure. That thing with the UnSignpost was a bugger also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:34, Mar 8

Teletubbies

The article has a see also which is a self redirect. Can you remove it and possibly make this article any better to stop that crazy person (or save any, if there were any) of his edits that were good enough? And thanks for the advice. Accont101 00:49, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Mmmm cookie

Thanks for the cookie. I have moved the old Talk:Jew page here. Hopefully now the comments will be regarding mainly the new Colonized article so we can get more accurate feedback and collaboration on the Work In Progress. I'd contribute more to the writing of the new article myself, but not being Jewish (I was raised Protestant)I don't feel like I know enough about the topic to be humorous. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:30, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Not knowing about the subject is no reason not to edit! You must know Jewish people? The last thing we want is for the Jew article to be written just by Jews! Go edit it! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:33, Mar 9

On Merging

I tried working on merging King Harkinian and King of Hyrule. However, I ran into a problem, the "King Harkinian" was almost a wikipedia article, while the "King of Hyrule" was a "name drop/this guy had gay sex with everybody" type article. Basically, I rewrote the "King Harkinian" article with almost no material for the "King of Hyrule" article. I don't think the "King of Hyrule" article has much of value, but I'm hesitant to call it a "merging" if the new article only takes material from one source. What's the "policy" on that issue? --Mnb'z 03:08, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm not really sure what you are asking me. It probably does not matter if it's called a merge or not in my view. We have/had two similar articles and you appear to have sorted that out. My understanding is that in such a case the poorer of the two articles (obviously the one you did not fix) would be put onto VFD and removed if appropriate. Is that what you were asking? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:54, Mar 10
Yes, that's what I was asking, more or less. --Mnb'z 14:30, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Purim Greetings and Jeezspliff image

(Been giving this to various non-Jewish users, so here ya go).

The Jeezspliff.gif is not original, though you're the second person to ask within the last few weeks. I found it online somewhere or other. Have you got plans for it? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:03, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, thank you very much! RE the image... Not really. I just thought that it was really good, and would have put it up for VFP if it was your own work. Dam funny image! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:58, Mar 10

B-b-b-b-but...

I didn't MEAN to mess his page like that (Todd Lyons I believe his name is); however, he leaves a link for asking questions and that is precisely what I did. Clicked the 'Ask a Question' heading; promptly asked a question. No messin' up intended, I just want to know how to get a nice signature like all the cool people! In the meantime all I have is this mostrosity... --Noamshouseparty 21:31, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Which bit of this don't you understand? Anyway... Tell you what, have a word with a friend of mine. She is an expert in sigs, leave a message on her talk page and I'm sure she will be able to sort you out. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:36, Mar 10
Yeah it is pretty simple. Not sure how I managed to f### that one up. In my defence, I was saying Boo-urns. --noamshouseparty 19:29, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Cool. I think you had a problem with your sig code, so I sorted it for you... Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:32, Mar 11
That'll do it. Qagaasakuq [2]. --noamshouseparty 21:32, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
I see you already created a sig subpage, all you need to do is add is "{{subst:nosubst|User:Noamshouseparty}}" in that signature box and mark the little thingy below it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:44, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Today is a special day!

You nommed it, and so I really made this just for you!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:40, 11 March 2009 (UTC)




Monkey disease

This is an old one, what happened to it... can you dig it up???  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:45, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Um, the old version was deleted at VFD apparently. I can restore it for you, but only to userspace. You will have to improve it a lot before it can be moved to mainspace. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:54, Mar 11
I'm new to this restoring thing. Hopefuly that will do for you. Don't you go being naughty and moving it to mainspace without sorting it out though. Or you will be in trouble with the naughty police. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:01, Mar 11
LOLZ. Thanks, but this was never mine - I was just wondering what happened to it. A noob wrote it, actually - before I started adopting. Thanks again, but can you huff it now?  ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:35, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, you could have found out that by checking the logs! Or specifically the what links here of the page which would have given you a link to the VFD vote. /me slaps Zana. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:38, Mar 11
OOH! Again, and harder!!! (Turns the other cheek ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:53, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Obamanism

Obamanism was deleted a while ago, but there's now an article called Obamunism. I'd like the content of that previously deleted article to improve Obamunism. You don't need to recreate it, just pasting the content in Obamunism is all I ask. I'll try to combine the two articles into one. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:49, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Trousers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:57, Mar 11
Pants. Thanks. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:59, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

thanks for not deleting my sally acorn article.

hey man thanks for not deleting the sally acorn article I made and putting it on my userpage to its edit it.you say too random to stay on the main page.??how less random do you want it.i dont wanna make something that is completely true.this site is called uncyclopedia.no offense but why make a more truthful article about a character like sally acorn on this site.if people wanna read a true article dont they just go to wikipedia or somethin for that .ill try to make my sally article less random.but i just think it will make it less funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jupiterfox (talk • contribs)

Great question. That's why we have a guide which answers exactly that question. Here it is!. Read it. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:35, Mar 12

hey mrN9000, I editited the sally acorn article THAT YOU PUT IN MY userpage a little.I included some factual information about her.Check my user page and see if its ready to be put on the mainspace. --Jupiterfox

Hea. Well, you obviously intend to keep working on this so yea... No problem I have moved it back. It's still in need of more work though. Did you read that HTBFANJS thing? I would recommend the following for this article: Read back through and remove some of the content. I'm sure you know which parts are better than others, so be merciless with it. If it's not so good hack it out. Less is often more and such... The formatting also needs attention, and it would benifit from a few more pictures. Also, try to keep it to just 1 or 2 red links per page, as any more than that and it starts to look bad. You might be interested to read Tails the Straight, this is another article from the sonic series which is actually a very good example of an article about a game character. I think your article is still a bit on the random side, but hea... I'm not going to keep poking ya in the ribs about this any more. Nice one. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:48, Mar 13

Hey.

Douche. I'm only back for today just to revert idiots who changed my comedic gold... Shut up. I noticed this. Since I ain't been active, I ain't sure if ZB is active. Either way, this needs to be restored to the last version by me. I guess some idiot vandalised it and added a maintenance template. Only thing I can think of. Restore it. Since you're on and all. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:11, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Well aren't you the demanding one! Anyone would think I banned you or something... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:49, Mar 13

To locate templates in new pages

Place this snippet in your JS file:

 document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
 + 'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Zocky/SearchBox.js' 
 + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

~Jewriken.GIF 15:39, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, thanks but... "Wikipedia does not have a user page with this exact name. Before creating this page, please see Wikipedia:Subpages." Did I miss something? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:13, Mar 13
Course, we both knew about the combo box at the top of new pages which allows you to view different namespaces. We were obviously just testing... Test passed everyone. Congratulations. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:32, Mar 14
I'm not sure what that js stuff would do, but Mordillo probably meant http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Zocky/SearchBox.js (without the ' at the end). -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 08:27, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

signpost

hey MrN, fresh signpost is ready for delivery. only 1.5 days late! can you and your sidekick oblige? thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:56, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Hurray! Gerry to the rescue! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:50, Mar 13

UnSignpost 12th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:37, Mar 13

Eeeps!

I was reading through the block log out of some inexplicable reason and a question popped to my mind. "Daddy's been promoted to admin, and I've had no idea. I could have started pushing my limits with an authoritative parent ages ago, but he didn't tell me, so I stayed a good girl and never wasted my Uncyc youth on being a brat. Dang!" Bad, bad, Daddy... ;) -> Late congradumalations!

Love, -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:01, 13 Mar

Hea there young lady. "Congratulations"? Not sure about that one... You know the thing where all the admins complain about how being an admin sux? Well... It does have its down side... Still now I can ban you if you don't put your toys away so it's not all bad. Hope you and yours are well and such... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:06, Mar 13
Hmmm... I'm almost sure I put the dildo away after using it. Honest.... And as comes to mine... the cat burned himself trying to get to a frying pan with eggs (sunny side up is how I like them!) and stepped on the hot stove, so I call him Mr. Limpy now. As comes to what little I've seen back here at Uncyc recently... Sabba reserved the right to ban me if I cuddle other admins, and what else... oh, I still haven't won a lottery or inherited a rich uncle I never knew I had. Since I don't have any, though I was kinda hoping for some extra cash... :( Oh, and as far as work goes, Friday 13th on duty sucks. However now I've got my very own brand spankin' new bulletproof vest. So I'll be safe even outside my normal dispatch job... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 23:17, 13 Mar
Mr Limpy eh... Now I could just... No. Stop that MrN... Nice to see you around MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:21, Mar 13
I refuse to even consider there being a less than innocent meaning to that nickname. At least he isn't an eunuch yet. That day will come soon enough, too. :D
And it's nice to be around occasionally, even just to spam your talk page and distract you from important sounding duties no-one else supposedly can do. *hugs* And now, I shall have to attempt sleep so I'll be able to wake up for work in the morning without being almost in physical pain from opening my eyes... *yawns* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 23:26, 13 Mar

Concerning My Ban

Well, you have banned me and the ip. 207.157.203.4 (I don't know the IP that was, I'm just guessing what its number, too lazy to check). As a bit of an FYI: Thats a school IP, and it also got banned from wikipedia even though i hade nothing to do with it getting banned. My point here is whoever committed this "sockpuppetry" crime or whatever must have been someone else, because i go onto uncyclopedia at school alot (and am alotta times too lazy to log in), perhaps someone saw me log onto it. You can disbelieve me if you want, you can even ban this IP, which is my home Computer, but at least i got what i said through. I tried voting with both an IP and an account once as a joke, and both votes got removed, so i figured that was a no-no. Anyway, i hope you get what i'm saying. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts

I want to believe you. I really do, but I'm struggling. I actually put rather a lot of time into going through the contributions of both that IP and your account and there did appear to be a rather obvious pattern of edits which did not look good. Tell you what I will do... I will shorten your account ban a bit. In the meantime, please don't edit the site at all. Take some time off from Uncyc. I noticed that you were getting a bit bored with the site anyway. When you return maybe you will have your enthusiasm for editing back. When the ban runs out, please ONLY edit the site using your registered account. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:30, Mar 14


Aiy Aiy (how the fuck is that spelt).

I think I'll work on a possible contribution to PLS if it isn't too late to enter. Other than that, I'll stay underground. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts

I think you are not getting the message here. Either you stay off completely during your ban, or I will personally ban all of your IPs for a year. Is the message clearer now? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:14, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, it might be best to wait until your ban expires (within 4 days) per Mordillo's message. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:18, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for the clarification. I believe I was clear enough even without your message. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:22, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Obviously, yes. But you may have come off a little bit too harsh. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:34, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Socky. Normally I'm a nice chap and all but... STAY THE FUCK OUT OF ADMINS BUSINESS WHEN THEY ARE DEALING WITH BANS. Does that make sense? I do hope so. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:44, Mar 14
*sniff* -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:48, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

I feel at home already. Pietru 02:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I hope you enjoy your stay. Do take some time to have a look at some of the links I gave you on your talkpage. Especially HTBFANJS. It's really useful. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:21, Mar 14
LOL did u get blocked? figures. Pietru 02:42, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Me? I'm always getting blocked. Fortunately, as a sysop I can un-block myself. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:45, Mar 14

I love you...

...but this is too much. Really. It's practically stalking. Plus, you peering in my windows is getting kind of creepy. I'm tempted to buy some curtains. I didn't say "stop"! I'd give you a cookie, but I'm disturbed by the way you suck out the chocolate chips. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I know dishing out the FH templates was something which used to be popular a while back, so I thought I would try and start doing it a bit myself. Hopefully you like what I did with the front page. I'm never sure of the best way to handle things when headings and such need to be included. Also, you are running low on washing powder. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:21, Mar 14
Yeah, RC used to add the FH back in the day. I do it for featured pics, but with the few pages that I've featured, I'm happy enough to not horribly mess it up (kudos on the frontpage thingy. That's perfect. Don't let it go to your head). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

0_0

Do we have another poopsmith?--Sycamore (Talk) 09:33, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

What are you talking about? You mean me? I wasn't sure when that template should be added. If I messed something up, I apologise in advance. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:20, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Its not you Sockpuppet:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:28, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm. Steps may have to be taken, Mr. Sycamore. Shall we break some legs? /me crunches knuckles threateningly. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:32, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Well - lets not have half assed admins as poopmiths who have to recruit from the userbase to get the job done. It makes us look like pants:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:37, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
I do believe UU and MrN9000 said somewhere that they might still do some poopsmiting now and then. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:45, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Poop smiting. I like it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:49, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
This discussion should have been flushed long ago. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:35, Mar 14
I second that motion. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:42, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Daddy?

Are you about? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:01, 14 Mar

What's up? I'm in IRC now if that's what you mean. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:04, Mar 14
Nah, I just had a couple of stupid questions. Do <ref> tags not work in namespace? And what's the alternate code if I don't want to use the quote template? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:06, 14 Mar

I'm not sure what you are asking about the ref tags. here is an example of them being used in the mainspace

~ MrN9000 on Ref tags
I think that should explain it
Cquote1 But I might be wrong, I mean I'm not really sure what you are asking. All I do is just wander around the wiki, when I see something I like the look of, I make a note of the code it uses Cquote2
MrN9000 on using {{cquote}}.
"Or maybe even?"
MrN9000

Perfect, thanks. I had forgotten the footnote table. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:34, 14 Mar

Hmm, I see you asked Modus this also... Anyway.
“There is a difference”
~ fgfffg
“There is a difference”

You see. It's best to avoid asking two people the same question at the same time. It kinda makes me loose my enthusiasm to reply ya see... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:40, Mar 14

Aw, I still love you best. Thanks again dude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:47, 14 Mar
“Thanks for your bugging help”
~ Dadadudi on Editing
.

For not letting the Scottish Uber Allies get recruited by the UN

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:19, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Hack up request

Can you hack up Avril's Butt (Template Family)? I requested an unneeded redirect be deleted, but it appears the article itself was deleted. (I think deleting a re-direct might also delete the target of the re-direct. I believe TKF may have accidentally deleted Boobs that way.) --Mnb'z 05:19, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Na, what happened was that someone did not list the redirect on QVFD properly. List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}. I should probably have spotted it though... Tis fixed now. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:36, Mar 15

Thanks again

GoldenShower Rejoice, MrN9000! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

 –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:07, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Wow, have not seen one of those for a while! I will add it to my collection... :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:41, Mar 15

Wrist Slap

Guilty on the locked VFD page. Thanks for letting me know and not banning this writer for 150 years (otherwise known as a 'Bernie' ).--Romartus 12:38, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Put it back!

You deleted La Fille Aux Cheveux De Lin (The Girl With the Flaxen Hair). I know it was short but, it was so funny that it prompted me to send a message to its author, begging for them to expand it. The point is, if it makes people laugh, then it has a place on this wiki, regardless of size. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:20, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

I restored it. Unfortunately it is too short to survive in mainspace on its own. In 30 days time that expansion tag will expire again and it will be deleted if it's not expanded. You may think articles that short are OK, but unfortunately the consensus in the community is that (other than for in-jokes) it's not. Maybe you might try to change that... Another option is to move it to UnDictionary... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:55, Mar 15

My PLS Article

I actually meant to delete this, but I'm not sure how. I've already got it on my page, how do I get rid of this 1?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:20, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

On that article I wrote "This should be in userspace if it's your PLS dude. Move it and list the redirect on QVFD" Do you know what QVFD is? Go to that page and read... If you created the page you can request it to be deleted by typing "author request" after you list it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:02, Mar 16

Moot

Help me out nigger, I need some contributions on my article Anon-a-mus 04:57, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I can't help. I would love to, but I'm masturbating furiously over pictures of goats at the moment. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 07:59, Mar 16

For that "fans" section of yours

*grumble* Smartypants.”
~ Sockpuppet of an unregistered user on stating the bloody obvious
I was more please about the Lincoln quote at VFD actually. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:45, Mar 16
*grumble* Smartypants. You can use whatever you want. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:54, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

thanks im a noob

thanks for the advice bro

“It is a common misconception that we Aussies are a friendly bunch. In reality, this is designed to attract tourists, who are then beaten, robbed and fed to the crocodiles or koalas”
~ Australian Tourism Commission

--Durryman 12:54, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

You aren't one of those crazy chaps who goes around trying to convince everyone that Australia really exists are you? :-D MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:00, Mar 17

indeed i am just like how Drop Bear exist ,they originated from a mascot on a bundaberg rum ad on tv now every tourist and there dog belives in them --Durryman 23:54, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for welcoming me

Quite frankly, I have no idea how to use this site. Hell, I'm pretty sure this isn't even the right way to send a message. Anyway, I'm not really sure what you're implying in the message. I've read both of those articles, but I'm unsure whether you were telling me that my article isn't good enough or that you were just giving me some friendly advice. Also, if this is the wrong way to send a message, do go ahead and delete it, but it'd be grand if you sent me a notification (and how the hell to send a proper message). :)

You mean my welcome message I sent you? Oh, that's just a standard kinda thing we send out to new users. As for your article... It's OK (for now) but it will need more work. Sometime soon one of our users will probably put an "ICU" onto it. Which means it needs more content. We are an encyclopedia after all, and generally don't keep things that short. Did you really read BGBU? It says some things in there which you need to know. Especially about using {{WIP}} I'm guessing you must have missed that. Also, please sig your posts on talk pages using ~~~~ Oh, and welcome again! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:00, Mar 17
Oh so that's why the noob knew to put the WIP tag on :P Daddy, you rascal. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:51, 17 Mar
Who are you calling a n00b young lady? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:53, Mar 17
Will you block me if I tell the truth or if I lie, dear Father? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:56, 17 Mar

Thanks for sucking on my goat

It's very happy now and gives gallons of milk. Nigger lover. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

I would have thought it made it rather lethargic. Hang on? That was a female goat? I was tricked! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:00, Mar 17

Thanks for socking on my goatse

I felt the need to put that header there. This makes no sense. Make your time. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:43, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, last talk page

Reminds me of the olden days of hand delivering the UnSignpost; what a pain in the arse that was. Anyway, thanks for the vote on Driving in Bucharest, it's really appreciated. –—Hv (talk) 17/03 18:06

I featured it too ya know! Nice article man. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:07, Mar 17

You only vote twice

I notice that you voted for James Bond on the old vfh page. There's a new one. It's been expecting you. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Silly me. I followed the {{VFH}} link and did not really pay attention. As usual... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:20, Mar 17

Correcting spelling errors,

You said:

It's not edible, you don't get anything for it and it's um. It's Yeah. :) Thanks for all the spelling fixes dude. Looks like we need them. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:29, Mar 17


Primarily it is one or two words consistently misspelled - separate and receive - but there are more.
I've done about six words on English Wikipedia and kept them corrected.
I've also corrected Simple English Wikipedia and even corrected pronunciation of "Tucson" on Bulgarian Wikipedia.
The guys at Turtledove got tired of me correcting spelling there.

EoGuy 23:08, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Well you know if you use Firefox that's got a built in spell checker so you could fix loads of them really quickly. If you do get any complaints from us it might be for either correcting a spelling which was deliberately bad, or because you are making so many edits you are flooding RecentChanges. It does not bother me though. If you wanted to be more helpful, rather than just changing a few words on a page you could use Firefox (which highlights spelling errors) and change loads. That would slow you down a bit (and so spam Recent changes less) and I would give you an even bigger cookie next time. Not that you want these cookies I stress. They taste terrible. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:17, Mar 17

It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it. I don't wish to change browsers but thanks for reminding me.

EoGuy 01:36, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Template?

Newcookie Under user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Because I refuse to be that predictable. Just fairly predictable. Thanx for the template though, I'll use it if things get desperate (and I've done one recently and so don't look like a hypocrite!) --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:57, Mar 18


Rewrites

So how would you like me to go about this. HowTo:Pick up chicks. I think you can tell what I'm getting at.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:20, 18 March 2009

Yea, I did notice that myself. I was wondering what was going on. Well, the user who created HowTo:Pick up chicks has not been active for a while now, so I would recommend a merge. I think some of what is in HowTo:Pick up chicks is actually pretty good. Especially the pics and captions. Maybe it's possible to work the best of the two articles into one? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:25, Mar 18
I added what was good from the opening paragraph or so... the pics don't quite fit with the new article. I made sure they are pretty much represented in the article Picking up chicks. The latter half of HowTo:Pick up chicks becomes really more of a list, which in my opinion is just mediochre, but if there's anything else from the original article that you think we should add, please just do so. I am ready to move it to the mainspace as soon as the author gives the ok.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:18, 18 March 2009
Fair enough. If Gert ever comes back we can deal with it then. As you probably know what we should have done here is left a message on the talk page for a week or so saying a rewrite was planned asking for objections, but I guess it's OK in this case... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:23, Mar 18
Well, you can blame it on the noob. He didn't know, and I din't find it until very recently... I'll keep that in mind for future reference though. ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:32, 18 March 2009
Can you move this for my noob? It says I need help from an 'admin'... User:StonedJeff/HowTo:Pick Up Chicks over HowTo:Pick up chicks?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:35, 20 March 2009
You lost me. What do you need an admin for here? Just copy the text. If you mean you want me to delete HowTo:Pick up chicks so you can keep the history of User:StonedJeff/HowTo:Pick Up Chicks then... Well, I can't do that as that would delete the history of HowTo:Pick up chicks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:26, Mar 20
You know, the advisory says not to do that. But that was what I was going to do in the first place.... just didn't want to be breaking any 'rules.' ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:05, 21 March 2009
Eh? Advisory? What's that then? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:08, Mar 21
see here
The page could not be moved: a page of that name already exists, or the name you have chosen is not valid. Please choose another name, or ask an administrator to help you with the move. Please do not manually move the article by copying and pasting it; the page history must be moved along with the article text.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:20, 21 March 2009
Oh, right I got ya now... Yea, that's not really what we want to do here me thinks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:39, Mar 21

We need more pants!


Not 100% safe for work, btw... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 04:12, 19 Mar

I loled. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:39 22 March 2009
Sounds like a good idea when facing something funny... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:47, 22 Mar

UnSignpost 19th March

MnbvcxzBot 05:21, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Historic meeting

So how was it? Did you miss my presence? I hope you did. Bastards. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:16, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh,well we did talk about you if that's what you mean. :D The night was a lot of fun. I met some really lovely people. It is true what they say about the tattoo which Olipro has on his penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:26, Mar 20
O_O So who showed up? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:27, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, the plan was for Olipro and me to meet at Victoria station at 2:40. Obviously he showed up at about 3:30... I was expecting to give it another 10 mins and then hear Rick Astley playing over the tannoy. We met Rabbi Techno and Sannse at the pub who were already drinking well. Codeine showed up a bit later and we went for a rather nice curry. Sannse managed to get internet access in the pub, and we were all chatting in IRC using her login confusing the heck out of everyone. Codeine and myself agreed that a trip to Amsterdam in the near future was a must. It would have been better if it had been on the weekend, as I'm sure that more people would have been able to attend. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:56, Mar 20
Yep, next time use the bloody email as well. So did the Rabbi wear his rabbinical outfit or was he on his civics? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:58, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
For some bizarre reason Olipro turned up sporting a tie which scared us all a little bit. If the good Rabbi was dressed in full ceremonial attire I think it was more suited to drinking. Pop into IRC tonight? :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:08, Mar 20
I shall try. But I need to ban the internets first. O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 10:21, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Oooooo... Ban me too! I mean make sure to give me the heads up on time for Amsterdam! I'm sure you can't do well enough without a Luvvy. *sulks for not being able to attend last night* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 10:57, 20 Mar

Wat.

I didn't think you were wrong, I just thought you left. UU was just the first admin I saw pop up on RC this morning and I thought I'd ask him what I should do with the image. I certainly wasn't trying to cause drama or step on anybody's toes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:22, 20 Mar

NO! I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY YOUR ACTIONS! penis Lolz. Could a son upset a father? Hmm. That may not be the best example actually... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:31, Mar 20
So; wanna see some naked pictures of Luvvy? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:37, 20 Mar
You only have the pictures eh? The video is much better. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:39, Mar 20
You guys haven't seen half of it :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:53, 20 Mar
It's true. I have never managed to get all the way through watching it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:54, Mar 20
It's quite interesting stuff, but I guess if you didn't live through it, you'll just sit there, staring blankly in horror for two days and bury the DVD... :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:10, 20 Mar

Time to give you a *kiss*!

I saw what you did with Our Furry Friend. I wish I'd have had a ban-hammer myself. But as thanks. I'll just smooch you! ^_^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:06, 21 Mar

But it was originally his article. It isn't like he was vandalising another persons article. Either way, it sucks. I'd delete it without a second look. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:11, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
And the other guy who edited it registered just two hours after Asterius, which tells me they both joined to do a collaboration article. So... Asterius shouldn't be banned? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:16, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
I fully support having a person like that be blocked for anything from a few hours to a week, so they get time to read guidelines before bumbling about more... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:19, 21 Mar
Dexter: I have no idea what you are talking about? Who is banned? Also... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Thanks for the catch dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:21, Mar 21
Well fixed, Daddy. However that's a case of where I wonder if it'd have been appropriate to actually go in and move it to that guy's user space... But I don't know. I'm just a Luvvy... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:24, 21 Mar
It's his article. He can do whatever he wants with it. As Dex says it's a collab. They can sort it out between themselves. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:26, Mar 21
I think Dexter should be made an admin cause he is such a total badass who never makes mistakes. LONG LIVE CRUSHERBOT! --66.190.160.87 15:30, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Um... LONG LIVE CRUSHERBOT!!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:32, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Ban

yeah can you have a look at the comment I made back on my page which explains everything? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Asterius (talk • contribs)

Hijacked Page

It seems the page I wrote has been hijacked and parts of it completely deleted. Personal insults and direct cyber bullying and breach of the rules is all I can see, some of the new edits are funny but I would like it if you could please attend to the page. Am i allowed to revert it back to how it was? --Asterius 07:38, 22 March 2009 (UTC)


The page is filled with shit about me, can you please see that the page is returned back to itself permanently? Thanks --Asterius 12:11, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Yea, those parts which were deleted should have been. I asked you to previously to do that, but you did not. See your talk page. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:50, Mar 22
On a bit more snooping around, that's pretty fair. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:54, Mar 22
Cheers. The only reason I was giving Asterius so much slack was because I had previously accidentally banned him. Hopefully we have made our point clear now. Oh also, if Asterius has any sense he will create himself another account under a different name which has nothing to do with From the Pavilion. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:06, Mar 22
From the what now? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:33 22 March 2009

Since you were so eager with the start of this thing

D'you reckon you could protect the PLS articles tomorrow? I'd ask Mordillo again, but I figured you'd just end up doing it anyway, so yeah. –—Hv (talk) 22/03 19:01

I think I got em all. I did not check each page to make sure there was no vandalism, but I guess the users will let us know if there was... Have you sorted the prizes? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:22, Mar 23

pee?

howdy MrN, would you be willing to do a pee review for our colonization of jew? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:43, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

I see no Pee Review?!? Anyway, create the review (asking that it be done by a PEEING member) and if no one else jumps in during the next 2 days I will take a look. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:30, Mar 23
sure. i wanted to hold off on creating the pee so that we don't get the weird goings-on we had last time. anyway, if you get a chance, here it is. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:19, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

My Gunness page thing, I wasn't refferring to the drink Guinness. There's a village called Gunnes, so errrm, don't delete it? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Amy's Freakshow (talk • contribs)

Deleted? I have not idea what you are talking about... ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:04, Mar 23

Question...

Why did you keep the World War XII article, when there were more Symbol delete vote Delete. votes then Symbol keep vote Keep. votes? Just wondering. --Absolutely Not Benson 16:37, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Hea, asking is no problem. Well, one of the for votes was me, and I was thinking of changing my mind. Aside from that we need a large majority to delete and I could not see it happening. That nom had been there for a good few days and I did not see the point in wasting anymore time on it. If that many people care enough to keep it I see no problem. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:41, Mar 23

That IP you just banned

I think that was ChedarBBQ unlogged O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 19:37, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I know that... Thanks for pointing it out though... ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:40, Mar 23
No worries, I just didn't see an outright bannination reason, so I figured you either didn't see that or I missed the whole story. A weekend in Baden-Baden will rot your brain for sure. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:43, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
We have a history. I will pop into IRC. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:46, Mar 23
Your mom. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:11, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
I can't argue with that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:13, Mar 23

So I heard you're adopting

And I also heard my articles suck beyond belief. I know i've been around a few months, but I genuinely want to contribute my fair share of bullshit to Uncyclopedia, and i'm just not that funny.

TL;DR:Adopt me?=)Saberwolf116 02:54, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Dude you are too old. You are like driving your own car and stuff! I will however allow you to bug me whenever you wish if that's what you require. Not sure how much I can really help. I'm not the most creative. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:03, Mar 24

Jade Goody

Big brother, duh... I knew that. I think the article is offensive and in poor taste. But whatever.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:08, 24 March 2009

I think Jade Goody was offensive and in poor taste so the article is probably perfect. I am very sorry she died. Did she donate any of the money she generated by all the publicity she got to cancer research? Did she ever do anything to help anyone else? How many other people died and no one cared? It's interesting that the article was written almost entirely by a mixture of lots of different IPs actually... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:59, Mar 24
Well, you kept it, so no harm done in pushing people to improve it.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:04, 24 March 2009
Um, hang on. Now I notice why you are here. When exactly did I call you "stupid"? You said "Not funny at all. And I have never even seen this TV show chick.". So I said "please check Wikipedia next time, she's really famous". So now you say "Big brother, duh... I knew that.". That sequence of statements makes no sense to me whatsoever. Are you trying to start an argument so you can get sexually aroused again? I know your game young lady. I'm on to you. Get yourself some pornography like the rest of us have to. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:20, Mar 24
Roflmao

Now you make me laugh, so either way I win. ;)

Thanks!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:31, 24 March 2009

What I meant to say was, I didn't know her enough to care that the article was offensive. You should slap a british template across the top.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:34, 24 March 2009

Na. Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Jade Goody's publicist "really sad". Looks like she's well known enough. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:47, Mar 24
Ick. You really just don't get it.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:34, 25 March 2009

Writing good

Hey, is HowTo:Write Good supposed to be protected? I think it is. Right? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:58, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Ya. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:45, Mar 24

And about your question...

The answer is sometimes. It'd make it easier for me to bypass my bans, but then when the summertime comes, I won't be able to write. I'd be busy raping-- banning asshats and deleting articles made by people who eat too many cuntymints. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:34, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

The problem is that sometimes people treat ya like you have to do things. That sucks. Rather like your mom, but I think I mentioned that... I'm thinking about a rewrite for my user page actually to make it look like I'm a new user. Hoping to catch a few tards who might do things which they otherwise would not if they knew they were talking to a sysop... Stealth mode... ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Mar 25

Thanks!

Neurotic Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:36 26 March 2009

Who said that? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:11, Mar 26
 :( you make me sad. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:24 26 March 2009
I love you really. No need to be neurotic about it. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:25, Mar 26
Oh, thanks you. Thank you, thanks you thank you... Sniff, I don't know why I'm crying! I'm happy really! :'D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:28 26 March 2009

Signpost

Right, you don't get a choice about this: your colossal banning spree is the second article in this week's Signpost. What you can control, to a certain extent, is your official response to this. So do you have a quote that I can amusingly use out of context accurately report? --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:38, Mar 26

“What do all these buttons with "Ban" written on them do? I keep pushing them, but nothing appears to happen.”
lol. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:43 26 March 2009

I wonder...

If that guy will come back as Fagorian57... Or do you have to be an admin? :S ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:57 26 March 2009

I SENSE CORRUPTIONS

Dear sir,

i am writing from ghana akumbo, how are you hope fine. i am wishing to write about what i think are corruptions in the last two votes of my recent featured article. i quoteted the last two votes below, following this colon:

  1. Symbol for vote For.. I was not told to vote here. --CharitwoTalk23:52, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. FOUR Best fucking article I have never read! --- - Ironfist IronFist Talk to me23:56, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

i am deeply humbled yet deeply offended by these last two votes. in references to the recent slowdown of potentialy featuarble articles, it seems to me that these are two uncyclopedia userrs that prowl mirc who were told to vote quicly ( in the space of four minutes from the two votes, and then just three minutes for when you passed the article ) for this article so the vote counts were boosted to 11.5 and so the article looked more pluasibly frontpagearable.

don't get me wrong i am happy to see my article featured (as well as your account information thank you my family will see bread once again soon) but i am deeply hurt, plese don't get mad at me, when i see that people skip articles and vote for them and not read what has taken me and my poor family years to produce. i must ask for why this has happpned. my widow was crying today but i told her that you would be visiting her soon in the hospital and she stop crying.

hope to hear from you soonest,

regards --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:47, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, what happened was I needed to FA something. It looked to me like your article was probably going to make it, so I whored a link to the VFH page in IRC... Something which often generates more against votes than for actually. In seriousness though... I trust those two guys to have given the article their fair attention. No need to feel like anything is wrong here... It's a well deserved FA. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:53, Mar 27
Dear sir/madam/thing, (delete where applicable)
I see your point. I thank you for your kind words, as well as your infomation that may benefit the police greatly. Lastly, do not attempt to delude me again. I am Inspector Morse of Oxfordshire police. I don't take kindly to either: 1. scratched La Bella records 2. people trying to delude me.
Regards,
DCI Morse, Oxfordshire Police --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 08:59, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

how do you become a admin?

I really want to know how to become a admin because i want to become one eventully please respond Sincerely,Nathaniel 03:01, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Don't ask to become an admin is the first step... Then you learn about how the site works and work your ass off doing useful things around the place. Then you forget it all and bribe a bureaucrat. My sincere advice... Forget it. Just use the site and enjoy it. If you have what is required talents you will be noticed in time... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:06, Mar 27
Much more important question: How can you get your adminship taken away? I want your answer in the form of actions. I'm kind of a visual learner. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:19, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
It's happened at Wikipedia. Never happened at Uncyc although a few people have gotten close at times. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:52, Mar 27
But it should. Any admin who has less than 100 edits in 2008-2009 should be deopped. So sayeth Hyperbole. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
You are obviously drunk or something. ;) Also, that would not resolve the issue you are trying to resolve. Not the drinking, that's almost certainly the way forward. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:17, Mar 27
No, it wouldn't fix everything, but it would be a good start. Also: the drinking doesn't begin for... about nine hours and 17 minutes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:43, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
So let it be written, so let it be done. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:22, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
You might notice that anyone who's tried it doesn't edit here any more. It's because they have all died in freak spontaneous combustion-related accidents. Spang talk 18:26, 27 Mar 2009
What the who when? Who was that strange and mysterious visitor??? Hi Spang!!!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:28, Mar 27
Perhaps, OR we let the Uncyclopedia Ninja loose all over his stupid face. The Spontaneous combustion-related accidents were a ruse, A RUSE! Our ninja is all like, Dodge, Dodge, Sword Slice, Jump, Sword slice cutting the guy in half from top to bottom, disappear, re-appear, block bullets with sword, jump behind last admin, decapitate the hell out of him, eat a sandwhich, time-warp away. Fuckin' yeah! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:33, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Article idea

Since you said I could bug you anytime I want to, i'd like to start now. I've got this great idea for an article: HowTo:Get in bed with Bill O'Reilly. The problem is, I suck at making articles. What do you think I should do for this? I was thinking of mainly using play-on-words for the punchlines, I.E. "Will he suck your fucking thing" and "A Bold Fresh Piece Of O'Reilly".Saberwolf116 17:57, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Well I first started watching Bill O'Reilly on youtube this year actually. I'm from the UK so I have missed his pleasures up until now. I'm no expert on the man, all I know is that watching him is funny. It's hard to tell if he is serious or not. Often his guests totally wipe the floor with him, and when he does not like it he mutes their mic! WTF. That's a "news" program apparently. Anyway if I were doing something about him it would be under the direction that Bill O'Reilly is actually a liberal agent put there by liberal fanatics to undermine right wing views by making them look ridiculous. As for doing something about "Will he suck your fucking thing" na. I would try to keep clear of that sort of thing. Toilet humour can work (sometimes) but... If you want to attack someone in a meaningful way you have to be more subtle than that. You need to actually mix the truth in. Make it so that the reader can't tell what is truth and what is not. Get them reading something, thinking it's made up when actually it's true... The most important thing about starting a new article is the concept. You have to figure out basically where the article will go before you start. It might change as you work on it, but if you start without any plan you will get stuck. I suggest that whatever you do, keep it closer to the truth to make it more cutting. Maybe you could have the person having sex with him having their voice muted when Bill does not like that they complain about him being crap in bed? Maybe not, but you get the idea. You need to know your subject really well to write like this. If you know Bill really well, then maybe you can manage this... What other things does he do? What is his stereotypical behaviour? Research them and think how you can blend them together, and hopefully an idea for the overall concept will pop out... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:14, Mar 27

Thanks, for the information, it really helped. Now, show us the girl in your sig's tits. NAO.Saberwolf116 20:59, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Pants

I haven't been on your talk page in forever. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:33, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Some socks to go with those pants. Also, me too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Spang even graced me with his arrival earlier. I feel honoured. Anyway, I'm currently whoring on SysRq's page. What are you low lives doing here? Give me your worst you bastards! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:39, Mar 27
If by "worst" you mean my best, i.e. my wurst: Penis. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Sir you present a conclusive argument. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:49, Mar 27

Hey. I notice there isn't a feature today. Isn't this what should be on the front page now? Or is there something I'm missing? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:09, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Hmm. If only there was someone here who could do that. Less that 10 votes though eh? Not sure about that. Maybe if someone else voted... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:15, Mar 28
... Fuck. Just round up. 9.5 goes up to 10... FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:18, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:41, Mar 28

Your sig.

Show us her tits. NAO!!!!Saberwolf116 04:41, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Those are my tits. Now you understand why I never need to go outside. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:43, Mar 28

Douche

--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:18, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

What? I don't get anything special for featuring it? You lazy bum you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:20, Mar 29
You could get a side order of fries, but you'll have to wait a 15 minutes... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:13, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Michael Jackson

What are you doing? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:51, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh I see. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:53, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
You need to find out who Mr Mannering was... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:55, Mar 29

Incidentally, there's still an unreviewed pee request. And SysRq actually wanted it done yesterday. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:00, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

I was just talking to him in IRC actually... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:20, Mar 29
So was I. Weird. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:28, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
I talked to a tree for a tiny bit. Truly fascinating. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:29, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Madagascar

Can you hack up at least one revsion and if not here on, the mirror? Please. 68.220.180.164 02:58, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

That "mirror" site has nothing whatsoever to do with us. As for Madagascar well that page is there, so I have no idea what you are asking. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:12, Mar 29

Michael Jackson

Thanks for hearing my plea and protecting the article. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:41, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

It's hilarious that some people are stupid enough to take it seriously actually... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:44, Mar 29
that was my opinion from the begining :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:00, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Slurry

We're one vote away from a concensus on VFD, could you please vote to delete Slurry and then huff it? =)Saberwolf116 16:47, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Dude. Asking people to do stuff like that? That's not cool. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:49, Mar 29

You're an asshole too.


Just so we're clear. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:58, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Penis. Also I just banned Orian for poor performance on UU's talk page. Just to make sure... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:00, Mar 30
I preform just fine. It's when I open my mouth that I loose my wages. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:01 30 March 2009

I made the template!

MShippopenis Penis!

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of penis pornography.
Congratulations.

MUAHAHAHA! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:21, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I will put it on my mantelpiece. Next to my penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:23, Mar 30
And you should put the pic in that gallery on your userpage. Lol. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:53, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, it's more of an award really. I added it there. You should do more photochops. Looks like you know what you are doing. You are probably only just good at drawing penis though. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:56, Mar 30
Whatever suits you. And I can draw other things too, like boobs. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Thailand

Hehe, I just want to insist once. If you don't find it's funny at all then it's alright. ^_^

Well, it isn't much that I hate the land or people here (yeah, sad truth, it's here for me). But more of how the land turn out to be lately. *SIGH* I think this land pass the point of no return to deepest part of hell when those Yellow Cult siege national airports and believe me, none of them got arrested after all crimes they have commited. That why I add referrence to Hatur there, it is only reason how such crimes can done unpunish...The rest...well, as I said I think there is no hope in this land anymore.

Whatever, go ahead if you want to remove it. ^_^ As I said, I just want to insist once, just to fufill my shatterred ego. Just to prove I am awaken and disgust by fact that I were once respect...that thing.

Sorry for all sentimental rant, lol. I just want to say that the King in Yellow part isn't totally random, it is just crude since my very soul taint with sadness when think of it. But feel free to remove it if you don't think nothing can be done. As I said, I just want to insist once. Only once more...

Ace Attacker 01:56, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Awesome. It's great that you came to chat about this. Dude. I AM NOT HERE TO CENSOR YOU. That ain't my style. That's also not the purpose of us sysops here on Uncyclopedia. You can have whatever views or opinions you wish. The purpose of Uncyclopedia (IMO) is to allow people to express themselves creatively in a way which others will find funny. If you did want to say racist things (I'm not saying you do) then that's totally fine so long as it's in-keeping with the article in question. The point is that sometimes when people have very strong views about something they have a tendency to forget that what they write is meant to be funny to others and sometimes go off on a bit of a rant. I was just worried that perhaps that was happening with the Thailand page. I'm not going to revert ya. I personally don't think that the section on [is legal] actually adds any funny to the page myself but if you in all honestly (now that we have had this chat) think it does then that's fine with me.
In my experience if you do wish to make a point about something the message will be far more effective if you are subtle about it. Take for example the Michael Jackson page. This was recently rewritten for Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization. Take a look at that page, and see how it is written now. ;) The obvious thing to do would have been to focus on the paedophile aspect of his character. It would have been easy to make loads of cheep jokes about him, but would that really have been as effective as what we have there now? Think about it... If a Jacko fans read a page full of hate speech and pedo jokes, they would simply switch to another article before finishing it, or maybe even go to another website. As it is now it is far more effective in delivering the message... Because it is subtle. The best articles are those which are actually appealing to both sides of whatever issue is being addressed. Probably the best example of that which I know on Uncyc is Niggers. Now stupid racist people will think it's funny because uses the 'N' word, whereas intelligent black people will see the underlying humour of the page. If ya want to hurt someone... Whisper things quietly in their ear... They will hear it more. ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:23, Mar 30
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