User:MrN9000

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This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Luvvy.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Optimuschris‎.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of ASHPD.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Funnybony.

This user is proud to have NOT been the Adopter of Cajek

This user has adopted Geoffprickett‎.

This user has adopted Auk.

This user has adopted Maff.

This user has adopted Mykell‎.

This user is a honourific member
of the UnHoly Sisterhood.
He worships Sophia
and so should you, <insert name here>.

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.

IC	This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

Join the Collaboratory! (Collab•Laboratory)

This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.

“If you are vegan, are you allowed to swallow semen? Does it depend if it's from a human, or what if it's your own?”

~ 'MrN' on hypothetically speaking

Articles MrN created (Latest first)

UnScripts:Who built the moon‎, Fish Puns‎ (with Under user, Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Film Criticism (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek, The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.

UnNews

UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit‎, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database‎

MrN9000 is currently working on has forgotten about

Neighborhood Watch
Ranting
Silence of the Lambs
How to be Clever and Not Funny - Parody of HTBFANJS which is aimed at taking the piss out of people who write high brow un-funny shit.
Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law - I'm rather possessive about this one.
British Censors Screwed - Using real place names linked to Wikipedia pages.
The Political Incorrect Olympics - An attempt to take the piss out of everyone in the most offensive way possible in one article. One day He will do this...

Maybe he should actually finish some of this bollocks eh?

Favourite stubs

MrN has read most of the stub articles on the site, and is particularly fond of the following: Wartime Profanities Act, Strawberry Fields, ‎Whose Line Is It Anyway?, That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada.

Awards MrN gives

In desperate attempt to increase his own level of self importance MrN awards the following awards:

Jolly Good Show!

MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of reignition.
Congratulations.

Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, and Siddhartha-Wolf were all ecstatic to to receive it.

You are not pants
MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of reignition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

Only the following users have been considered worthy of this title: Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers, MadMax and Hyperbole. Most of them assumed it was a pants award. You will notice that Gerrycheevers and Hyperbole have won both. That is because they are better than you.

Awards from friends associates

Cajek has a 'large box' apparently.

Cajek has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

An honour indeed

Under-used Ninjastar

I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – UU.

I love her to bits, but she still has no idea about the difference between trousers and pants.

Pantsless Ninjastar

I wish to award my n00bdaddy this Pantsless Ninjastar because he hasn't yet tried to put me out of my misery and thinks I may (or may not) have potential. Also he has apparently managed to actually teach me something. I think. Oh, nevermind... *scurries off to get some fluffy bunny slippers, a newspaper and a pipe...*
Oh, and thanks for nominating me for the n00b of the Month! –Luverly

A gift from SysRq...

...Plungerman Award(?)

For site maintenance stuff, whether it be being active on VFD, writing helpful pee reviews, or other cool behind-the-scenes stuff. My question is, who the fuck is that green guy?

“Because I can't create a template for decent sorts and then not give it to the most decent sort around. Keep it up sir!”

~ Under_user

Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

“I couldn't think of a more appropriate place to test my freshly made template. Thanks for everything.”

~ Optimuschris

Optimuschris has been informed that you have recently helped him in some way.
Therefore he has asked his assistant to create a thank you template for you.
He trusts an appropriate image has been included. An image
every bit as unique and personal as he's assured his recent interaction
with you has been.

“For making that page in that place better that one time.”

~ Modusoperandi

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for fixing up all my talk page trouble!

(there's weed in it)

Cyber Ninjastar

For your assistance with Michael Jackson last night and your amazing ability to wield that opsteeq like no other. –SysRq

Penis!

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of penis pornography.

Mean Administrator Award

This administrator has often deleted perfectly good user created redirects or one line articles, undone very funny multiple moves, banned users who only blanked a couple of dozen pages, or otherwise abused their powers.

Some MrN related pics + general ranting

Well, MrN came here first because he was interested in wikis and wanted to better understand how they worked. Wikipedia is far to structured in that it is possible to define on the whole what content should be in the wiki based on what is fact. MrN considered Uncyclopedia to be far more interesting than Wikipedia, as it is based on the more subjective perspective of humour. After a short time he met some cool people and fell in love with the place.

Mostly MrN does not write new articles, but enjoys fixing up old ones. His particular focus is more aimed at the wiki as a whole rather than just the articles which are featured on the front page.

In terms of article style, MrN enjoys anything which makes him laugh, but is particularly fond of encyclopaedic articles. The concept of Uncyclopedia being a parody of wikipedia is of particular interest to him. Why MrN insists on writing in the third person on his userpage know one really knows, but they assume it's cos he's a bit of a dick.