User:MrMorpheus

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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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