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Hotness This is a vanity page.
This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.
Teh obligatory userboxism
45px-Illogicopedia.png MrMetalFLower also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. LOLWUT.


This user is an administrator on another Wiki.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Lordiface This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.

Salt Lake Flag This user is Openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud of that fact.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she is too much stoned to hear you complain, fundie!

You are not Thinkerer This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

Envelope This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.


British flag This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable newspaper. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and shoots at the newspaper.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

I'm an admin on Illogicopedia, which might slightly raise some's opinion of me while disgusting others. Yay!

Articles I made


Articles I love


Articles I hijacked (i.e. made better / rewrote)


Future projects?

    my anti-drug
    my anti-drug
Uncymy This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace:

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