User:MrMetalFLower

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All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.



Hotness.JPG This is a vanity page.
This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.
Teh obligatory userboxism
45px-Illogicopedia.png MrMetalFLower also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Ung! Goat! Ung! Goat! Ung!!!

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This user is an administrator on another Wiki.

Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Lordiface.jpg This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.


Salt Lake Flag.png This user is Openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud of that fact.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg.

You are not Thinkerer.JPG This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.


Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.


Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable oddball. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and curses at the oddball.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

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Like Sally Field, this Uncyclopedian
appreciates your praise.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, MrMetalFLower also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

I'm an admin on Illogicopedia, which might slightly raise some's opinion of me while disgusting others. Yay!

Contents

edit Articles I made

edit Choons

edit Articles I love

edit Projects

edit Articles I hijacked (i.e. made better / rewrote)

edit Templates

edit Future projects?

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    my anti-drug
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    my anti-drug
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