User:Mr. turtle

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is when the cows comes home. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
Sitting turtle

My sitting fiesta


edit Notable Quotes

Shell

Where do you think you're going?

Turtlerr

Me sitting in the sun

Alligator Snapping Turtle

MAHA!

Snapping turtle

Me napping

TURTLETURTLE

Turtles have guns

Turtle tank

Turtles are tank whores

Cootesturtle1

A typical turtle

N00b5

Go away

Tank

My natural habitat

Bristol stool chart

Hehehehe... Shit

Catturtle

Oops

Turtlerider

Me on my daily commute to school.

PupX

<insert name here>

Crazyfatkid

<insert name here>'s mom

Peekaboo

Peekaboo!!!

Catsss

What the hell, that's not a turtle - That's your mom!!!

Turtle whore

Don't be a turtle whore

“Pet my turtle!!!”
~ Mr. turtle on turtles
“Peekaboo!!!”
~ Mr. turtle
“Are you turtly enough to be a turtle?”
~ Mr. turtle on turtles
“Turtles eat turtle food”
~ Captain Obvious on Turtles
“Mr. turtle is a turtle”
~ Captain Obvious on Mr. turtle
“No shit, Sherlock”
~ Mr. turtle on Captain Obvious
“What is Mr. turtle?”
~ Captain Oblivious on Mr. turtle
“Why wouldn't you?”
~ Mr. turtle
“Why not?”
~ Mr. turtle
“Sometimes”
~ Mr. turtle on Yes or no questions
“That is enough to make me OMG out loud”
~ Mr. turtle on Something
“You bet your sweet ass I am”
~ Mr. turtle on Are you a turtle?
“Perhaps”
~ Mr. Turtle on Are You a Turtle?
“Why not?”
~ Mr. turtle on Are you a turtle?
“Why wouldn't you?”
~ Mr. turtle on Are you a turtle?
“Don't be a(n) (insert subject here) whore”
~ Mr. turtle
“Filthy shell whore”
~ Mr. turtle on turtles
“Meow”
~ Turtles on Mr. Turtle
“In Soviet Russia, YOU eat Mr. turtle”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. turtle
“In Soviet Russia, Turtles run over cars”
~ Russian Reversal on Turtles
“In Soviet Russia, YOU call me a whore”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. turtle
“Have a nice day in hell.”
~ Mr. turtle on You

edit Did you know that:

  • I am a turtle?
  • That turtles have inpenetrable shells?
  • That turtles are one of the fastest animals on land and water?
  • Turtles and Mr. turtle have obsessions with turtles?
  • Turtles can close or open their assholes by will?
  • Moby Dick is a sperm whale?
  • ..that nothing clears out kidneystones like pouring Drano down your dickhole?

edit As a turtle, I have many abilities, including:

  • hiding in my shell
  • shitting while I eat
  • breathing underwater thorugh my anus
  • whoring a large supply of water in my bladder

edit My diet includes:

edit What I do all day:

edit What Mr. Turtle does on Uncyclopedia:

  • Reporting UnNews
  • Adding quotes(sometimes racist)to articles
  • Adding lots of pictures to articles
  • Adding articles (maybe)

edit Turtly Articles Written by Me:

edit Turtle Talk: What people think of turtles and Mr. turtle

edit Videos:




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