User:Mr. turtle

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is when the cows comes home. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
Sitting turtle
My sitting fiesta

Notable Quotes

Where do you think you're going?
Me sitting in the sun
Alligator Snapping Turtle
Someone is disturbing me
Snapping turtle
Me napping
Turtles have guns
Turtle tank
Turtles are tank whores
A typical turtle
Go away
My natural habitat
Bristol stool chart
Hehehehe... Shit
Me on my daily commute to school.
<insert name here>
<insert name here>'s mom
What the hell, that's not a turtle - That's your mom!!!
Turtle whore
Don't be a turtle whore
“Pet my turtle!!!”
~ Mr. turtle on turtles
~ Mr. turtle
“Are you turtly enough to be a turtle?”
~ Mr. turtle on turtles
“Turtles eat turtle food”
~ Captain Obvious on Turtles
“Mr. turtle is a turtle”
~ Captain Obvious on Mr. turtle
“No shit, Sherlock”
~ Mr. turtle on Captain Obvious
“What is Mr. turtle?”
~ Captain Oblivious on Mr. turtle
“Why wouldn't you?”
~ Mr. turtle
“Why not?”
~ Mr. turtle
~ Mr. turtle on Yes or no questions
“That is enough to make me OMG out loud”
~ Mr. turtle on Something
“You bet your sweet ass I am”
~ Mr. turtle on Are you a turtle?
~ Mr. Turtle on Are You a Turtle?
“Why not?”
~ Mr. turtle on Are you a turtle?
“Why wouldn't you?”
~ Mr. turtle on Are you a turtle?
“Don't be a(n) (insert subject here) whore”
~ Mr. turtle
“Filthy shell whore”
~ Mr. turtle on turtles
~ Turtles on Mr. Turtle
“In Soviet Russia, YOU eat Mr. turtle”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. turtle
“In Soviet Russia, Turtles run over cars”
~ Russian Reversal on Turtles
“In Soviet Russia, YOU call me a whore”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. turtle
“Have a nice day in hell.”
~ Mr. turtle on You

Did you know that:

  • I am a turtle?
  • That turtles have inpenetrable shells?
  • That turtles are one of the fastest animals on land and water?
  • Turtles and Mr. turtle have obsessions with turtles?
  • Turtles can close or open their assholes by will?
  • Moby Dick is a sperm whale?
  • ..that nothing clears out kidneystones like pouring Drano down your dickhole?

As a turtle, I have many abilities, including:

  • hiding in my shell
  • shitting while I eat
  • breathing underwater thorugh my anus
  • whoring a large supply of water in my bladder

My diet includes:

What I do all day:

What Mr. Turtle does on Uncyclopedia:

  • Reporting UnNews
  • Adding quotes(sometimes racist)to articles
  • Adding lots of pictures to articles
  • Adding articles (maybe)

Turtly Articles Written by Me:

Turtle Talk: What people think of turtles and Mr. turtle


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