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Bad days to be born on
The following is a list of days considered really unlucky to be born on and why:
- 1 - Born with a hangover. Also, you will probably end up breaking your new years resolutions before anyone else.
- 6 - Christmas decorations come down this day. It's a sad day for all.
- 7 - Your dad's birthday
- 13 - 13th day of the year, never a good thing especially on a Friday.
- 2 - It's always cold and miserable on the 2nd February. Unless you live in Australia, in which case it's hot and miserable.
- 3 - First Day Of School
- 4 - Day my grandmother died
- 12 - The Day that Bi-Lo Eastland changed to Coles Eastland.
- 14 - So many reasons
- 15 - So many reasons carrying on from the night before
- 29 - Only comes once every four years, making it 4 times longer before you can enjoy alcohol and other fun vices.
- 31 - You are a figment of someone's imagination
- 5 - Stalin's birthday
- 10 - Chuck Norris' birthday
- 13 - Satan's birthday
- 18 - Iraq War Started
- 21 - Rosie O Donnel's birthday.
- 26 - My grandfather's deathday
- 1 - April Fools
- 12 - Zombie Jesus Day!
- 15 - Titanic's Sinking and Tax day.
- 20 - Hitler's Birthday. Plus, everyone's high.
- 21 - Black April
- 22 - Nixon's birthday
- 26 - Chernobyl accident
- 28 - Mussolini Hussien's birthday
- 13 - Failed John Paul II assassination attempt
- 16 - Creation of the Wikipedia
- 24 - I danced 'Cause I wanted to. I left my friends behind, because my friends didn't dance and since they didn't dance, they were no friends of mine.
- 6 - I mean, c'mon. The 6th of 6th. Be thankful you aren't last in a sextuplet.
- 11 - National Abortion Day
- 13 - Paris Hilton's birthday
- 18 - Your mom's birthday
- 19 - Author Stephen King is struck by a minivan in a hit-and-run accident. Wait, that's not bad news at all.
- 29 - The day Santa judges everyone to be naughty or nice
- 31 - The day your father fucked a pig
- 05 - Invention of the yellow car
- 12 - Hitler's Mother's birthday
- 13 - International left-handers' day. Pretty damn sinister.
- 19 - Clinton's birthday
- 4 - The Day They Invented Music
- 5 - Blueerw September
- 9 - International Douchebag Day
- 11 - Somthing to do with crazy people and planes. Maybe Snakes On A Plane was released. Ask Butters.
- 19 - National speak like a pirate day, so you are known as a bilge rat the year round.
- 30 - Green Day fans will never leave you alone.
- 24 - Black Thursday
- 25 - Red Friday
- 26 - Yellow Saturday
- 27 - Mother of Pearl Sunday
- 28 - Green Monday
- 29 - Pink Tuesday
- 31 - Xt'Tapalatakettle's Day (Unlucky for all!)
- 6 - National Day to lose money on Horses (Australia)
- 11 - International Day of Illegalized Masturbation
- 26 - National Baby Dropping Day
- 26.5 - World War -1 began
- 7 - Pearl Harbor
- 23 - Nobody cares about you as it's nearly christmas
- 24 - Most suicides happen today
- 25 - Jesus's Birthday and the day you see presents from Santa
- 26 - Christmas is over, AND you're older, but you're either too old or not old enough. Double bummer.
Everyday - Cuz you're born, and life sucks.
Apocalypse- World's ending, nobody cares about you