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The following is a list of days considered really unlucky to be born on and why:

edit January

  • 1 - Born with a hangover. Also, you will probably end up breaking your new years resolutions before anyone else.
  • 6 - Christmas decorations come down this day. It's a sad day for all.
  • 7 - Your dad's birthday
  • 13 - 13th day of the year, never a good thing especially on a Friday.

edit February

  • 2 - It's always cold and miserable on the 2nd February. Unless you live in Australia, in which case it's hot and miserable.
  • 3 - First Day Of School
  • 4 - Day my grandmother died
  • 12 - The Day that Bi-Lo Eastland changed to Coles Eastland.
  • 14 - So many reasons
  • 15 - So many reasons carrying on from the night before
  • 29 - Only comes once every four years, making it 4 times longer before you can enjoy alcohol and other fun vices.
  • 31 - You are a figment of someone's imagination

edit March

edit April

edit May

  • 13 - Failed John Paul II assassination attempt
  • 16 - Creation of the Wikipedia
  • 24 - I danced 'Cause I wanted to. I left my friends behind, because my friends didn't dance and since they didn't dance, they were no friends of mine.

edit June

  • 6 - I mean, c'mon. The 6th of 6th. Be thankful you aren't last in a sextuplet.
  • 11 - National Abortion Day
  • 13 - Paris Hilton's birthday
  • 18 - Your mom's birthday
  • 19 - Author Stephen King is struck by a minivan in a hit-and-run accident. Wait, that's not bad news at all.
  • 29 - The day Santa judges everyone to be naughty or nice
  • 31 - The day your father fucked a pig

edit July

edit August

  • 05 - Invention of the yellow car
  • 12 - Hitler's Mother's birthday
  • 13 - International left-handers' day. Pretty damn sinister.
  • 19 - Clinton's birthday

edit September

  • 4 - The Day They Invented Music
  • 5 - Blueerw September
  • 9 - International Douchebag Day
  • 11 - Somthing to do with crazy people and planes. Maybe Snakes On A Plane was released. Ask Butters.
  • 19 - National speak like a pirate day, so you are known as a bilge rat the year round.
  • 30 - Green Day fans will never leave you alone.

edit October

edit November

  • 6 - National Day to lose money on Horses (Australia)
  • 11 - International Day of Illegalized Masturbation
  • 26 - National Baby Dropping Day
  • 26.5 - World War -1 began

edit December

  • 7 - Pearl Harbor
  • 23 - Nobody cares about you as it's nearly christmas
  • 24 - Most suicides happen today
  • 25 - Jesus's Birthday and the day you see presents from Santa
  • 26 - Christmas is over, AND you're older, but you're either too old or not old enough. Double bummer.

Everyday - Cuz you're born, and life sucks.

Apocalypse- World's ending, nobody cares about you

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