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Knight Commander of the Order
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
| Hooray!!! |
Flyingfeline likes you! Purrrrrr! Hugs! Don't mind the claws...
|On your knees!' Rev. zim_ulator hereby appoints you a Deputy Vice Deacon of the low church of zimizm|
Humbly accept this burden as a sign of your weirdoness. In the name of Sophia and "the schism that is'm zimizm", kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.