User:Mordillo/Moshe Katsav (CV)

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edit Cover Letter

Dear Sir/Madame

My name is Moshe Katzav and I've recently left my place of employment for the previous six years and looking for a new and exciting job. My previous places of employment were mainly for the government in various positions. I am young at heart, ambitious and very physical, and looking for a job as a team-leader, projects manager, or prime-minister.

Warm Regards,

M. Katzav

(signed)

edit Curiculum Vitae

edit 2000-present: President of The Zionist Entity

edit 1996-2000: Deputy Prime Minister of The Zionist Entity& Minister of Tourism

  • Checking out loads of cool hotels
  • Hanging around in government meetings looking important and eating yummy pastries.
  • Setting new standards of office chair spinning vilocity.
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