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Knight Commander of the Order
Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Israeliflag This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
UnNews Logo Potato This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
Hanshaketiny This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”
~ on Mordillo's anti-semitic humor

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2006

edit Who Am I?

Who the hell knows? I'm too busy dodging rockets fired by Nasrallah and his lackys to discuss these matters of perfound importance. I am however, Israeli, which means I am:

  • Extremly rude
  • Can't spell in engrish
  • Think I can solve everything by blowing your house
  • A born pasimist who thinks the humor is the world's true Messiah. Good humor that is.

Furthermore, according to Severian, it would seem that I might be the Hebrew Hammer, coming soon to a theatre near you!


Goyim beware, the Hebrew Hammer is coming for YOU!!!

People&#039;s Front of Judea tag

Time till Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns us all into nuclear dust:


edit They are MINE my OWN my PRECIOUS


  • Comment - Zimualted = Got an UnNews Audio Report

edit Helped to DeUglify

edit In process

Lebanese War | Armed Commercials | Rashōmon | EULA | World Domination Project | User:Mordillo/GPS(ego boost) | HowTo:Write A Song(rw)

Damn I'm Lazy....

edit I've been blessed!

Hail the almighty rev. for his blessings.

edit Cookies in my jar

Jumpingcats391io Hooray!!!
Flyingfeline likes you! Purrrrrr! Hugs! Don't mind the claws...