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“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”
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edit Who Am I?
Who the hell knows? I'm too busy dodging rockets fired by Nasrallah and his lackys to discuss these matters of perfound importance. I am however, Israeli, which means I am:
- Extremly rude
- Can't spell in engrish
- Think I can solve everything by blowing your house
- A born pasimist who thinks the humor is the world's true Messiah. Good humor that is.
Furthermore, according to Severian, it would seem that I might be the Hebrew Hammer, coming soon to a theatre near you!
edit They are MINE my OWN my PRECIOUS
- UnNews:Peugeot Forced to Terminate Employees at UK Factory
- Black Knight
- Nuclear vagueness
- UnNews:Microsoft To Purchase UnCyclopedia
- HowTo:Play the game "Guess How Old I Am?"
- Polish Inquisition
- HowTo:Prepare Instant Jihad
- UnNews:A new and promising Israeli peace initative: Landscape Design
- UnNews:Nasrallah: I did not have sex with that virgin Featured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:Concerns in Israel over new weapon introduced by the Hezbollah Featured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:Israel to cancel North
- UnNews:Tripods deployed in search for Iranian rockets Featured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:Jews of the World: Israel Who? Featured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:No Elephants in Africa (completly rewritten. I guess I can call it mine.....)
- UnNews:Chronarion's Second Coming Causing a Wave of Fundamentalism Featured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- user:mordillo/HowTo:Learn Hebrew (candidate for the poo lit)
- UnNews:Israel Goes Medieval on Hezbollah's AssFeatured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:Hezbollah: We WonFeatured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:Israel: We WonFeatured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Happy new Jewish yearFeatured on UnNews main page and got Zimulated!
- HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- UnNews:Palestinian Prime Minister Anorexic?
- Moshe Katsav Just an instant blurb
- UnNews:Hopes for a FlyingFeline audio fails, UnNews rigs for war
- Comment - Zimualted = Got an UnNews Audio Report
edit Helped to DeUglify
- Breaking the fifth wall
- Linux European Threat to our Computers
- Katana Shogun Warriors
- Third Reich
- PSP Firmware 2.0
- HowTo:Sew Buttons to your younger sibling (not very proud of this one, but it's better than it used to be]]
- Desert Eagle complete rewrite
- Captain Ishmael Not ugly anymore, but needs to be more funny...
edit In process
Damn I'm Lazy....
edit I've been blessed!
Hail the almighty rev. for his blessings.
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
edit Cookies in my jar
| Hooray!!! |
Flyingfeline likes you! Purrrrrr! Hugs! Don't mind the claws...