User:Mordillo/Mordillo 1.0

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Knight Commander of the Order
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Israeliflag This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
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Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”
~ 88.154.88.187 on Mordillo's anti-semitic humor

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2006


edit Who Am I?

Who the hell knows? I'm too busy dodging rockets fired by Nasrallah and his lackys to discuss these matters of perfound importance. I am however, Israeli, which means I am:

  • Extremly rude
  • Can't spell in engrish
  • Think I can solve everything by blowing your house
  • A born pasimist who thinks the humor is the world's true Messiah. Good humor that is.

Furthermore, according to Severian, it would seem that I might be the Hebrew Hammer, coming soon to a theatre near you!

Mossad
Goyim beware, the Hebrew Hammer is coming for YOU!!!
People's Front of Judea tag





Time till Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns us all into nuclear dust:

Countdown


edit They are MINE my OWN my PRECIOUS

Whats-taters-preciousss
Unwar-mideast




  • Comment - Zimualted = Got an UnNews Audio Report

edit Helped to DeUglify

edit In process

Lebanese War | Armed Commercials | Rashōmon | EULA | World Domination Project | User:Mordillo/GPS(ego boost) | HowTo:Write A Song(rw)

Damn I'm Lazy....

edit I've been blessed!

Hail the almighty rev. for his blessings.

edit Cookies in my jar








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