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“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”
~ 88.154.88.187 on Mordildos' anti-semitic humor
“fuck off mordiildo you noob”
~ 212.219.142.161 on Mordildos' apparent noobines
“FUCK OFF BIGNOSED ZIONIST CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Gootmate on associating Zionism with feminine attributes
“I HATE JEWS!”
~ Kiewzhenyi on Originality
“Mordildos (the uncyclopedian admin wannabe noob pwnd by international rescue operative 'UNKNOWN') is a Fascist who does not respect the imaginative contributors to uncyclopedia without prior bribing and/or blackmailing. Also, the aforementioned Mordildos, is a powercrazed Fascist and degenerate, and could not prevent a single horde of incestuous squirrels from edit warring in his countryside”
~ 91.84.15.30 on Power hunger
“FUCK YOU MORDILDOS WITH YOUR FUCKY FUCK FUCK ATTITUTE AND YOUR SHITTY SHIT SHIT DEMOCROCY, YOU KNOW, IF I WERE HIM I WOULD KILL HIM WITH A FUCKING GUN IMMEDIATELY AND EAT HIS FUCKING BRAINS, IF MORDILDOS WERE SO SMART WHY DOESN'T HE PUSH HIS FUCKING PENIS UP HIS ASS AND EATS IT, MODILLO ISN'T COOL. I HOPE SOMEONE FINDS HIS ADDRESS AND COMES TO KILL YOU. HOPE YOU DIE!!!”
~ 200.88.114.166 on the boundaries of capitalization
“Thanks for blocking me... you are a big dick”
~ NXWave on Mordildos' sexual attributes
“mordildos liek to suk on menz penisezz, itz a proven fact'”
~ 87.69.0.142 on why male genitalia beats lollypops on each category
“i agree with these guys!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^”
~ 125.237.206.135 on importance of consensus
“Mordildos is a fucking idiot who seems to find blocking people fun. He obviously feels powerful when he does this. Really he is just a little boy sitting at home spending the rest of his time wanking off to soft porn. Fuck you.”
~ Connie the Commie on hobbies and extra curriculum activities
“your sense of humor seems a bit lacking. upon review of your contribution log, we have come to the conclusion that you are more of a con than a pro to the uncyclopedian community (having added little NEW content and having deleted LOTS of older, funny stuff. Therefore, we have decided to disregard your opinions on the continued existance of several pages. our regards, the Management”
~ Apocalypse r on Dwindling mandate
“Mordildos is gay. he is the worst uncyclopedia teacher EVER he suxs. He gave me a F!!!! because i copied his user page. Even though it wasnt my fault. i dot like him and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK”
~ MrN9000 on getting caught plagiarising Mordildos' user page
“In April of 2009, Mordillo was forced to eat 5 pounds of Dogshit at the Delaware State Fairgrounds in front of over 100,000 people. Former U.S. President Bill Cosby immediately fucked the Nigger faggot Mordillo up the ass after he finished eating the 5 pounds of Dogshit”
~ some bored fuck on alternate American history
