User:MoosePie/userbox

I would write an article about myself, but why do that, when I can be lazy, and use userboxes instead.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

C:\>_

This user contributes using DOS.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

sub	subliminal!

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

NO	This user doesn't care.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.