User:MoosePie/User Boxes

My Babel

Uncyclopedia:Babel

ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.

yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.

17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.

lz-4 This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.

il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.

typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

My Userboxes

Here is a list of things that I can say about myself so I don't have to write about it later. So here it is:

This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user's IQ is 42.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #155031.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user loves pi

C:\>_

This user contributes using DOS.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

This user is a pyromaniac.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user raises their own chickenbox.