User:Moonzeppelin

hi im moonzeppelin and ive made a couple edits before I had this name on my IP adress (most notably on Bob Dylan), but now you can see what I edited more easily! hooray! I hope you guys like what I am doing, and if you dont, too bad! Comment on my talk page...please?

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Member of the Order

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user is a complete, irredeemable mandate. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and throws at the mandate.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user idolises Dr. House but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user is not Polish. Isn't that great?

edit Some of my Favourite Articles

• Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?
• The Clash
• Pirates
• HowTo:Crash Your Dad's New Corvette (one of the funniest ive read lately)
• HowTo:Crash a Plane
• Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?
• Can you run an Airline

edit Articles ive nominated for brutal murder (and succeded)

• Courtney Love Did Not Kill Kurt Cobain

(haha, there redlinked cause there not there anymore!)