User:Monkeyhuffer

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Sir Monkeyhuffer the 3rd was born on a small island south of Costanza to Franz and Freda Monkeyhuffer. He was a peculiar child with an interest in typewriters and uninvited and socially awkward back rubs. He is addicted to adrenachrome which, yes, can only be derived from a living human body, so seriously don't piss him off!