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Hi, this is JJmetesh, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!
Some things you all should care about:
- Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!
If you should feel the need to vandalize, please do it here
"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America
How do you like them apples, Tommy?
- "Constipation Blues" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins
- "Female Defecation" by Infected
- "Johnny Poopoopants" by Group X
- "Make Poop" by Mr. Safety
- "Malignant Defecation" by Carcass
- "Mister Hankey (the christmas poo)" from South Park--he's small and brown and comes from you!
- "A Pound for a Brown (On The Bus)" by Frank Zappa
- "Together In Pooping" by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog