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[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Monika I've moved.]
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<font size=30> [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Monika Sorry!] I've come home! </font>
 
===Yo. 'Sup?===
 
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I am not now nor have I ever been an active user. I am on a perpetual break from Uncyclopedia. If you happen to see me, it's because I'm on break from being on break.
 
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===Articles I've claimed as my own===
 
*'''[[Diamonds & Rust]]''', a song by Rob Halford about Bob Dylan. <small> <font color=red>[featured]</font> </small>
 
*'''[[The Prisoner (US Remake)]]''' Not at all related to the AMC miniseries "The Prisoner" starring James Caviezel, Ian McKellen, and a large bouncy white ball. <small> <font color=red>[featured]</font> </small>
 
*'''[[UnNews:Band of pirates subdued by Navy SEALs]]''' Fuck yeah Alestorm!
 
*'''[[UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans]]''' Blue Penis. <small> <font color=red>[PLS winner, featured]</font> [[User:Monika/explainsshit#UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans asplained|[<s>asplained</s>]] [[User:Monika/explainsshit#UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans explained|explained]<nowiki></nowiki>]]</small>
 
*'''[[UnNews: What would Cliff Burton do?]]''' 22 years dead isn't going to protect him from wild speculation. <small>[[User:Monika/explainsshit#What would Cliff Burton do?|[explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Fermat's Penultimate Theorem]]''' Written, of course, haphazardly. <small>[[User:Monika/explainsshit#Fermat's Penultimate Theorem|[explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Megadeth]]''', a comprehensive guide to former members of. <small> <font color=red>[featured]</font> [[User:Monika/explainsshit#Megadeth|[atoned]]] [[Megadeth/lineuppool|<font color=red>[bet]</font>]] </small>
 
*The great '''[[Marty Friedman|Marty Friedman]]''' edit war - <small>[PLS loser, 1FN] [[User:Monika/explainsshit#Marty Friedman|[explained (the construction, not the jokes)]]]</small>
 
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# [[Marty Friedman|The 'rewritten' article (Revision 7, the penultimate revision)]]*<br><Br>
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_history|The history of the article]]*
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_userpage|The userpage of Revision 7's author]]*<br><Br>
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_revision8|The locked and unvanadlized version of the article (Revision 8, the ultimate revision)]]*<br><br>'''Earlier revisions'''
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_revision6|The reverted unvandalized article (Revision 6, the semipenultimate revision)]]
 
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# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_revision3|The vandalized article (Revision 3, the protopreantesemipenultimate revision)]]
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_revision2|The reverted unvandalized article (Revision 2, the panaeprotopreantesemipenultimate revision)]]
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_revision1|The sloppy edit (Revision 1, the revision before the panaeprotopreantesemipenultimate revision)]]
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_revision0|The original article (Revision 0)]]<br><br>'''Comparisons of revisisions'''
 
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# [[Marty Friedman/Marty diff 7 8|Between 7 and 8]]<br><br>'''Hidden Pages'''
 
# [[Marty Friedman/Marty_unvandalized|Or rather, hidden page.]]
 
# [[User:Monika/temp (I believe this is what is known as a sandbox)|Not technically part of the article, but this was used to generate the diff pages]]
 
::::<nowiki>*</nowiki> - my recommendation for minimum set of pages to read to catch everything.
 
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*'''[[Varg Vikernes]]''' and the ''Greven-tan'' phenomenon. <small>[1FN] [[User:Monika/explainsshit#Varg Vikernes|[not explained... yet]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Moë]]''', that feeling you get when you just want to take your favorite death growlist home as a pet. <small>[[User:Monika/explainsshit#Moë|[explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[License Note]]''' A manga about a boy who finds a notebook that allows him to license anime just by writing down its title. (Sorry!) <small> [1FN] [[User:Monika/explainsshit#License Note|[explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Bleach]]''', a fashion line by Tite Kubo <small>[2FN, ex-quasied] [[User:Monika/explainsshit#Bleach|[totally not explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball]]''', a spinoff game to a popular fighting game series. <small> <font color=red>[featured]</font> [[User:Monika/explainsshit#Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball|[explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Mr. Sandman]]''', the critically acclaimed [[Neil Gaiman]] comic. <small>[[User:Monika/explainsshit#Sandman|[explained]]]</small>
 
*'''[[Japan-France]]''', a small island-nation in Eurasia. <small> [1FN] [[User:Monika/explainsshit#Japan-france|[explained]]]</small>
 
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*'''[[User:Monika/TuringTestRewrite|Turing Test (Rewrite)]]''', as the existing article <s>hasn't been touched since '05</s> was huffed.
 
*'''[[User:Monika/Last.fmRewrite|Last.fm (Rewrite)]]''' (I don't know what I'm doing anymore...)
 
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| style="padding-top: 1px; text-align:center; line-height:40%;font-size:40%;"|'''Rejoice, Monika! You have been entitled to the <BR> <br><br><big>Golden Shower Award</big>'''
 
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| style="text-align:center; line-height:40%; font-size:40%"|For donating [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Guidelines|high quality material]] to the [[Pee Review]].
 
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| colspan="2" | <div align="center"><small>This person is the winner of the [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|Poo Lit Surprise]], which they won for their article: '''[[UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans]]'''</small></div>
 
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<td><center>'''You get a hippie! Yay!'''</center>SSBX! Calvin and Hobbes! Hippie for you! &ndash;''<span class="nounderlinelink plainlinks" style="font-weight:bold;color:#aaa;font-size:4pt;background-color:navy;color:gold">[[User:Kalir|<span style="color: gold">Ж</span>]] [[Special:Random|<span style="color: gold">Kalir</span>]], [[The Demented Cartoon Movie|<span style="color: gold">Wandering</span>]] [[User:Kalir/hippie|<span style="color: gold">Hippie</span>]] [[User talk:Kalir|<span style="color: gold">Salesman</span>]]
 
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