User:Monika

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Random Image Fun Time! An excerpt from the License Note manga. (4 of 4) When Near drops all the anime that Kira licensed, despite no release date in sight, Mello resolves to take down Kira and restore the balance between legitimate companies and fansubbers.

Yo. 'Sup?

I am not now nor have I ever been an active user. I am on a perpetual break from Uncyclopedia. If you happen to see me, it's because I'm on break from being on break.

Articles I've claimed as my own

• The Prisoner (US Remake) Not at all related to the upcoming AMC miniseries "The Prisoner" starring James Caviezel, Ian McKellen, and a large bouncy white ball. [featured]
• UnNews:Band of pirates subdued by Navy SEALs Fuck yeah Alestorm!
• UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans Blue Penis. [PLS winner, featured] [asplained explained]
• UnNews: What would Cliff Burton do? 22 years dead isn't going to protect him from wild speculation. [explained]
• Fermat's Penultimate Theorem Written, of course, haphazardly. [explained]
• Megadeth, a comprehensive guide to former members of. [featured] [atoned] [bet]
• The great Marty Friedman edit war - [PLS loser, 1FN] [explained (the construction, not the jokes)]

• Varg Vikernes and the Greven-tan phenomenon. [1FN] [not explained... yet]
• Moë, that feeling you get when you just want to take your favorite death growlist home as a pet. [explained]
• License Note A manga about a boy who finds a notebook that allows him to license anime just by writing down its title. (Sorry!) [1FN] [explained]
• Bleach, a fashion line by Tite Kubo [2FN, ex-quasied] [totally not explained]
• Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball, a spinoff game to a popular fighting game series. [featured] [explained]
• Mr. Sandman, the critically acclaimed Neil Gaiman comic. [explained]
• Japan-France, a small island-nation in Eurasia. [1FN] [explained]

Articles I may be working on maybe

• Turing Test (Rewrite), as the existing article hasn't been touched since '05 was huffed.
• Last.fm (Rewrite) (I don't know what I'm doing anymore...)

Awards and stuff, now with 60% less ostentation

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Featured Image: SSBX.png This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Megadeth This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: The Prisoner (US Remake) This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Poet Lowrate This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans

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