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Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month June 2007

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat."

The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect."

The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"

edit About me


I was pulling faces in front of a mirror when suddenly the wind changed direction. Now it’s permanent.

edit My Contributions

edit Textual

Not proud of any of my contributions article-wise.

So yeah... Basicly... All crap. Except maybe the dog one... I dunno... Hell, I don't even know why the hell I joined Uncyclopedia! Meh... Beats masturbating all day. Or does it?

edit Picturual

That's what my gallery is for.

edit Thanks to

Thanks to Chris the chav for starting this page with an insightful d (← the actual d he typed).


Chris the chav has now done a Jesus on us, and has come back from the dead as Chris The Chav!! All bow to his wonder! Or not... Whichever...

edit My awardingses

- with a message: Thanks for the Dog Hazzard Picatures, they are marvellous. Use the sig tag if you DARE!!!!!1 --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 04:58, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. -- T. (talk) 14:37, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ditto from me for helping n00bs that don't even know where to type their articles. Just watch out for the redirects that get left behind when you move stuff (i.e. moving a talk page to the mainspace :) Be sure to notify your local admin if necessary. --T. (talk) 01:12, 19 January 2006 (UTC)
Stop crap I was banned from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! :(
You have been banned from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May your sad fate serve as a warning to others.
Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

Noobaward Noob of the Moment January 2006

Newcookie Rcmurphy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie Tayor has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

-- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 00:10, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

10,000 This user has contributed 10,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

Newcookie Flame and the Vipers has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
“I noticed that you blocked Tompkins with the reason "DELETE THIS, YOU ORANGE TURTLE!!" :D (for that sole reason I award you a cookie.)”
~ User:Flameviper on why he gave MoneySign a cookie

User:So So awards you with a letter p



Depleted uranium penetrator Bloopy would like to award this depleted uranium penetrator to MoneySign for for creating this image. Don't use it all at once.
Kitten in glass Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.


Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Deletion Award
Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Somebody told me to, I don't know why. —rc (t) 02:56, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2006


Jesus2andahalf You have been awarded the Jesus Award by Lovebones
for being the holiest of the holies

I don't know you, but I think you're cool. --{Talk to me}Lovebones{Contributions}
Newcookie Niermak has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. -- User:Niermak/sig 14:37, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

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