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en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
Userbox-single.svg This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain s/he doesn't know

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Lord Sutch This user is a Raving Loony Uncyclopedian and he/she's insane about it.
Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes he does.
This user is a boy and is made of... (This user also refuses to say the expected bullshit. No need for feminism)
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
JFKennedy This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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