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“I've been diagnosed with pythagorian schizophrenia. The voices in my head tell me that all the angles are dead.”
~ Modusoperandi on mental illness

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Ego, Vanity and Whatnot

Occasionally I get up off my ass (or more correctly, sit down on it) and make a page of my own, to which no one ever goes.

I also make pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, sometimes write fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that I normally make).

My future plans include the making up, followed by the playing, of bagpipe music.

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Jew This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

Things that are currently in places

The defense rests, your honorPacked courtroom
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UnMovie Review: The Dark KnightDark Knight
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UnTunes:White trash girlTeased hair-07118588 1790f3b77f
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Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your faceWhy-tarantula-Demetri Martin
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UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever facedCnorrishead
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Jerry FalwellJerry Falwell portrait
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UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of EdenAdamandevewoodcut
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UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hardUnNews New thing called wheel make move mud less hard
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UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layaboutFund0170
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UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture180px-Visiblemana
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Illegal aliens from outer space!Illegalaliensfromouterspace
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Stephen Hawking ran over my catStephenhawking2e
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UnNews:Kids still fuckingTonySnow1
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Future ☭f tomorrow, today!Commieworldsfair1954
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HowTo:Deliver a Baby...Babyoctopus
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UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beansRappers
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HowTo:Be At One With The UniverseUniverse
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UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive warHitler aufgeregt
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UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing damePulpnoveltcofdd
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DuneGrey worm2 small
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UnBooks:Diary of a CavemanDiaryofacaveman
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The Bureaucracy ChannelBureaucracychannellogo
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Little Orphan AnnieAnniegakufu
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American Fundie MagazineFundiemag
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Canadians: A RetrospectiveJamac
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Suburban homeboyMidwessuburbanhomeboy
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Pages and pages of pages

My very own pages

(A) indicates that I did the audio too. I'm sorry.

(S) indicates satire. While there are some funny satirical pages listed here without this warning, this symbol is for the ones that aren't funny. I'm not sorry.

(FA) and (QFA) are featured and quasi-featured articles, respectively.

Bold pages are personal favourites, for reasons that escape me at the moment.

Modern Period





L'enfant Terrible Period

As some of my earliest original pages these range from good but dry to, well, blah.

Pages that I didn't start, but have improved (hopefully)

Just the Audio

My Very Own Pointless...

Featured Pages


Featured Pictures

PLS/Aristocrat's Ball

Vogon Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Segue: a monologue

Vogon Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face

AristocratTurkey01 Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Image:Allahuakbear.jpg

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnTunes:White trash girl


Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month October 2006

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Writer of the month Writer of the Month January 2007

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2007

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner May 2007


MicrophoneBadge Article Narrator of the Month July 2007

Mo-Poty Potatochopper of the Year 2007

Goldstein award E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

June 2008

2008woty  Writer of the Year 2008    

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