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I also make pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, sometimes write fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that I normally make).

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Bold pages are personal favourites, for reasons that escape me at the moment.

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edit L'enfant Terrible Period

As some of my earliest original pages these range from good but dry to, well, blah.

edit Pages that I didn't start, but have improved (hopefully)

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Writer of the month Writer of the Month January 2007
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Mo-Poty Potatochopper of the Year 2007

   
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June 2008


2008woty  Writer of the Year 2008    

Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month September 2009
PenIsMightierJokeAward Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Shipmath Place

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in February 2011





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