User:Modusoperandi/random

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More About Me

Yes, I am a user_4498.gif geek

I want to be Snake Eyes when I grow up...or maybe Storm Shadow.

I think that I might be Canadian...I'm sorry.

Pointless Quotes

Mo's Random Quote

“I joined the Church of Scientology. Actually I just made it up to the point where they asked me for a bunch of money...does that count?”
~ Modusoperandi on his failure to achieve OT1


Quote Made Up By Mo, But Credited To Others

"And into the cup the Lord of Peace didst squeezeth the lemon, and the apple, and the orange,

And He too didst squeezeth the grape, and the kiwi, and the pomegranate

And verily didst the holy flavored waters cometh forth from that which hadst been squeezed,

And the multitude didst seest the just and righteous flow,

And they bowed the knee before him, and didst pause to drink,

And thusly they didst spake, "Yea truly, Thou art King of the Juice."

~ New Testament, Gospel According to Jim [apocryphal]


Random

Things to Ponder While on the Can

When firemen were kids, what did they want to be when they grew up?

Don't even try to make a cottage out of cottage cheese: it'll never pass inspection.

Now that the Star Wars Prequels are done, can we finally admit that they aren't any good?

How come when you turn up the volume on a movie with subtitles they don't get bigger?

More Things to Ponder While on the Can

Isn't broccoli cool? It's like a little tree, man...and cauliflower! It's albino broccoli. Sweet. Too bad they taste like eraser.

Boba Fett is to Star Wars as Snake Eyes is to G.I. Joe

The worst part about George Lucas "tweaking" Episodes 4-5-6 is that he's editing my childhood.

Is the best book of the Old Testament "Scooby Deuteronomy"?

Works-in-Progress

Page of something

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The Infinite Plane of Possible Pages (or things that would be pages, if I had the time)

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