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Awards and Honors

Things I got for doing stuff

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

GoldenShower Rejoice, Modusoperandi! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thumbs up2

This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

One Kind of Award/Honor

Hands on bars Through no fault of my own,
I got Screwed by the System.

I feel like such a dirty bitch now.

The Other Kind of Award/Honor

Newcookie DiZ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

Newcookie Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Hey, congratulations!!!
For your reluctance to succumb to the power of Hello Kitty, Demon General of the Abyss, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

Madde For your love of 100 Worst Quick Detection ... list
Suresh has awarded Modusoperandi a Princess Cake!
Now go play with the Royal Guard.

Newcookie Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Ahmdinajad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown seconds

Uncake Happy Unbirthday!
You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year.
Must suck to be you!
Cbread Plate of cornbread!!!
Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

Newcookie AAA! has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Another nugget of wisdom from Famous Doble Dichos:
"It takes a wise man to admit he's an iggnerant fool, Cowboy."

Newcookie Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie Arborguitars has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube!
...for clever edits on The Black And White Man


Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

Marly The Don thanks you

He is pleased with your work, and hopes
that you prosper in your endevours.
He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Yellow cow Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Yellow Cow
Just because I felt like it.

--The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportraitMUN bluejay!!

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:57, 01 July 2007

Jamsformer congratulations!!!

b0n b0ns has awarded you the purple jamsformer.!!
101,209 users have been burninated, or have asploded form its sheer awesomenessso be careful and once again congratz for being the funniest person on uncyclopedia as appointed by b0n b0ns.

This announcement brought to you by The cabal(There is no cabal)

~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

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