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edit Awards and Honors
edit Things I got for doing stuff
| Good Samaritan Ninjastar Through thick & thin, you are always the peace keeper. Your good nature is praised & envied. –Premier Tom Mayfair |
| VFH Ninjastar For various "Fix" contributions that you make in VFH during the "testing" time –Braydie
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| UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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| UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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| Unlike this template, you're awesome. Congratulations. - ENeGMA |
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
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| UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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| Golden UnNews Ninja Star Of Fucking Awesome For the most hilarious UnNews Audio I've ever heard, and making my day. YOU FUCKING ROCK! –RAHB
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| Rejoice, Modusoperandi! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
| WaterPeace Ninjastar For banning that Kozo. –Orian57
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| This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
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edit One Kind of Award/Honor
| Through no fault of my own, I got Screwed by the System. I feel like such a dirty bitch now. |
edit The Other Kind of Award/Honor
| DiZ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
| For your reluctance to succumb to the power of Hello Kitty, Demon General of the Abyss, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great |
| For your love of 100 Worst Quick Detection ... list Suresh has awarded Modusoperandi a Princess Cake! Now go play with the Royal Guard. |
 | On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
| MSPaint Ninjastar For your amazing image contributions to Uncyclopedia, more specifically your Suburban homeboy picture. –emc
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| Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil! |
| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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| Happy Unbirthday! You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you! |
| Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread |
 | You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
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| AAA! has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
| Another nugget of wisdom from Famous Doble Dichos: "It takes a real macho man to admit he's a prancing fairy, Sailor." |  |
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| Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Arborguitars has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! |
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Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers! |
 | This User Reverts Shit This User is hereby cited for helping |
| Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems |
| The Don thanks you
He is pleased with your work, and hopes |
| Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations |
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| YOU SIR, IS THE BESTESTSO SAY WE ALL |
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| On behalf of Prettiestpretty Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your good works and attention to detail. Graciously yours, Mrs. Edwin Standish |
| Happy Chairman Award Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Modusoperandi for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!
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Gert5 Award for 3XCELLENCE V3RBALLY 2008
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Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person! |
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| Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally. |
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You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly... |
Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!
It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno
| THANK YOU! In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard. For your enjoyment and pleasure. Love and respect ~ |
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| PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie! Quick bask in glory. Now get back to work administratorisiationing! |
| This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased. The great and noble knight GBA2005 |
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| Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie! Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic |
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| Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for voting for my son, even though he is clearly going to lose. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do. |
| THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. |
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| THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. |
| The Artist as a Young Psychopath Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me. Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said: Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong. |
 has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo. |
| THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. |
| Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007. |
| Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride! |
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| "Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!" |
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| Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M! |
| Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!" |
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| Communist Ninjastar I award this user a Communist Ninjastar because they voted for me for Uncyclopedian of the Month. –
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| Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. | 
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| Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full. |
| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!
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| NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini! |
| For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this. |
| Freeze, evil-doer!!! | ||
 | You have be some black an For voting on The | en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man |
| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
 | Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule! |  |
| Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie! |
| For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!" |
| Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure! |
| For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side! |
| OMG THANX!!! | ||
 | For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
Sliffy thanks you! | |
| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill
You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence
(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).
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| Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? |  Whoops. Wrong logo. |
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You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
| For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy. |
| The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick! |
| PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now! |
| Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research. |
| The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps. |
| Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps! |
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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell. |
| THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. |
| WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway. |
| When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind... |
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Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote. |
| Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting! |
| PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH. |
He also advises you to check your eyes in the mirror, just in case they may happen to be bloody, blind, or a combination of the two. Seek immediate medical attention if any of those symptoms appear.
| Your vote for UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur has earned you a free mug of OIL!!! Thank you for voting. Oh, |
| The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out! |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring! |
You know, we're all winners here at the NotM nominations, but I feel so especially honored that you chose me. I will donate the award money to charity, doing my part to stop world hunger by giving an African child one quarter of a full course meal. Thank you, thank you. You know...
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"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween! |
| The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic. |
| *Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with. |
| MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page. |
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| *Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really. |
 <center>SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.</center> |
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UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies! |
 | Thank you for voting <center>You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...</center> | |
| RAAAAWR!! GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it. Thanks for voting. |
| Prettiestpretty thanks thee for finding her image of |
| Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer! |
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| <center>Thanks for voting Sycamore Uncyclopedian of the Month</center> Your vote was very appreciated, and I am very grateful that you thought of me. |
| Thank you... I've always found it to be polite to thank people for the things they have done for you, especially when it is a vote for a fine literary work. People don't say "thank you" that much anymore. Instead, they say "thanks" or "tyvm". That frustrates me, because I don't know what "tyvm" is even supposed to mean. Thanks for voting. |
| Alright, boyo? You voted for an article about me. This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon. |
| You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra which is only slightly scratched. |
And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
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| For your vote in VFS You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established. |
| The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. |
| Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons |
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| Thanks for voting Socky Uncyclopedian of the Month | 
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| Mere words cannot express my gratitude, so I'm giving you this beautiful sock star as well. |
You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...
| Well, you signed my guestbook! You deserve a beautifully made ugly template dedicated in your honour. |
BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.
Thank you for supporting my motherfucking article.
You are clearly a badass motherfucker.
—Guildy
Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.
