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Spammy Goodness

I noticed that a user who goes under the name of Shibo added some spam links to a few articles, one of which was the iPhone article I've been (trying and failing) to work on. Anyhow, I've gone through the articles that were spammed and fixed them, but I thought I would let you (being an admin and all) know just in case you wanted to kill the user or some such. Much love, Crazyhorse 14:22, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I have killed the relevant user in an appropriate manner. --ChiefjusticePS3 14:25, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
And I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:29, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Damn... the Deputy's a right bastard. I'mma gonna miss the Sheriff though... he was purty... Crazyhorse 14:56, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
I, meanwhile, did nothing. It's my niche. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:36, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
But you're so good at it! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:45, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that merely means you're in charge. If you do nothing and get away with it, it clearly means you're in management. Crazyhorse 12:45, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
That explains the clipboard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:48, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

You seem to be on at the moment

I'm HELPME, and I can't log in, so I can't QVFD. Could you delete Screwing‎? 00:27, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

You can log in. After going to the "Log in / create account" page, you have to click the "Log in" text on the page itself. Yes, it's messed up. Change is bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:32, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
It won't let me log in. Does this mean I lose my user name, because you say "Change is bad". Is this disaster, this use of a large log-in page, permanent?
Oh noes! Now you've given it to me! 00:50, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks Mister Modus. Or should I call you Mister Operandi?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 00:55, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I tried logging in with three different browsers before I could get in, and on the one I did get in with I changed my settings. Then I finally got where I'd logged in it said I'd just logged out. !$%$%^$^! I suggest posting your problems on Uncyclopedia:Report a problem. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't have any issues. Have you tried being me? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Are you kidding? I'm not that perfect. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:48, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
That's okay. Neither am I. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:14, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I seldom literally lol on Unc, but I did on that one. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:19, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
You laughed at that?! You've got terrible taste. You'll go far here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Undeletifying an article after it was VFD'd

There seems to be a consensus forming to restored the old version of iCarly. How would one go about getting such an article undeleted? --Mn-z 03:10, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

I made a forum topic about it here, just so you know. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
I'd hold off on it. Then I'd forget about it. But that's just me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Misspelling on main page

Greet-ings earthling. A problem, my page will be featured in a few minutes and it has a misspelling on what will be shown on the main page. Gentry is misspelled. I changed it on the page itself, but main will still have it. Fixable? Thanks! Al des chains 00:00 21 5 MMX

Fixed. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:23, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
This is what you get for typing. Have you considered interpretive dance? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:28, May 21, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 May 2010 ~ 03:16 (UTC)

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:28, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Template:BUTT POOP

It appears that some admin deleted it after the drama-thron to get it back into mainspace. --Mn-z 14:39, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Talk to Olipro. He deleted it, that bastard! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:28, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
I did. Anyway, it appears as though Socky re-created the article. Unfortunately, it is not the most recent version. And, doing that hides the edit history, thus creating an internal copy-left violation. Since its already back in existence, could you please put the right version back up? --Mn-z 03:50, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
So, let me get this straight...
- There was a forum six months ago that had a smattering of people vote, forming no where near a consensus (one of the "leading" choices, in fact, asking for not what you're asking to be done), and
- Sock did something he shouldn't have by remaking a huffed page, and
- you just an hour ago left a message on Oli's talkpage, and
- you want me to get in the middle?
Am I reading that right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry for that thing I did, Modus. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 23 May 2010
No problem. I'd prefer that you hadn't. Alternately, I'd prefer that you had, but over something more important than a dumb template. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:48, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
No. That actually said "BUTT POOP!!!" You need glasses.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 04:57, May 23 2010 UTC
It appears to have been VFD'd. Can I have it back in userspace? (And if you wondering, I'm still planning a drama-thon over the issue.) --Mn-z 22:12, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
If it gets used in mainspace, you get banned.
If it causes Drama, you get banned.
If you cause Drama, you get banned. Got it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:27, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
So, this means that if mnbvcxz annoys me, I can add this template to a mainspace page and you - as a beautiful and benevolent dictator - will ban him? So I have de facto power! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:23, Jun 15 2010 UTC


Butt Poop is gone? Naw, that would be a nightmare. Anyway, I was serious about waiting for the 40th. Your last feature was Feb. 19th!!! Over three months!!! It's like waiting for Godot, like Barry Bonds taking another steroid but not picking up the bat (or his Hall of Fame plaque), like expecting Lindsay Lohan to make a good movie. Years may go by! But yeah, not sucking up, I was serious. I like stuff like that. Waiting for Godot 00:30, 24 5 MMX

Yeah, um, I'm not writing much. I'd come up with a good excuse for my lack of output, but I'm really just lazy. Plus I got a new car, which is pleasantly distracting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:34, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
Just one more, get off the mat. Or out of the car--or text while you're driving, not as dangerous as itnvnnvpnpv, f[odp Jesus, fuckin' kids getting licenses when they're what, 12? And these numbers we like, that's just our ape minds enjoying round numbers. But I am surprised that three users stuck themselves at 19 features and then left. And do you honestly want to have that 39.5 hanging around if one of those serial killer guys ties you onto a train wheel or something? (I actually thought of a name if I were to crack from writing here and take up a career as a serial killer. I'd kill 13 people at a time and call myself "Baker's Dozen"). Enough of the feature subject, and I'm driving on the highway now and came close to that last bridge embankment, so better go. Al des. n. .. . ___________________________________________________________
Texting is a mystery to me. Sending text on a perfectly good telephone seems daft. Of course, my cellphone has a dial. And a big battery. And a briefcase. And a cord. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

A confession...

My cellphone is a brick. And I'm part of the Goa Tse Clan. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:33, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Is it a nice brick? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:22, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Top ten May

Hi boss. TKF has locked the page as as far as I can see it was done prior to Zulu time midnight on the 14th June. I dropped a note on his talk page in regards to this but I'm guessing he did this and then logged off. Are you able to add a vote onto Chatroulette for me? Or alternatively unlock it so I can vote myself? (I'm assuming that the voting should be open until midnight 15th June, but either way I should still have been able to get in and vote when I tried.)                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:18, Jun 15 2010 UTC

I unlocked it. It's open, as always, for a random period of time that ends at the end of the 15st. Or the beginning of the 15st. It's a Kafkaesque nightmare of also-Kafkaesque proportions. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Good day, Sir Knight

How did you get your peerage? More to the point which is the reason I came here, how have you taken over Uncyclopedia? Your name appears on the front page where it usually says "Welcome to Uncyclopedia" and now says "Welcome to Modusoperandipedia" while Sophia has been replaced with a picture of a very handsome man who is presumably you. I just want3ed to know so that in case you ever step down as Ruler of Uncyclopedia I can take over and rename it Ozymandiapedia, suspend the laws of vanity, create an article about myself, feature it on the main page, hawve my name in light and replace Sophia with a picture of me looking incredibly dapper and handsome. Then I'll be able to command the Admins to bow down to me, enslave all vandals and put them to good use by forcing them to build a statue of me. Are these terms acceptable? --Ozymandiaz 17:43, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

No, these terms are most emphatically not acceptable. This is Mo-something-pedia, it's always been Mo-something-pedia, and it will continue to be Mo-something-pedia forever (or, up to the point that Mordillo changes it back. Back to the thing it's always been. Mo-something-pedia). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:56, June 15, 2010 (UTC)



Are you mocking me, SadisticWolf? I warn you, if you are mocking me you have seconds to live! --Ozymandiaz 20:31, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
1. Be awesome.
2. See step #1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:58, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

traditional thanking message

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:11, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Traditional unread reply. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:50, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
I read it. (winks and stinks!)It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:25, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Lies! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:50, June 21, 2010 (UTC)


Tthe big 40... wow. Nice work, dude. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:04, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Honestly, I can't take credit for it. My secret is to steal from people better than me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Shit! I thought that was my secret. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:10, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Protect my article

Today, a Ip user was adding stuff to my article HowTo:Date an Emo Girl. Now normally, I don't mind that, but 1) its a feature article, so it doesnt need any change, and 2) he was adding stupid things to it. An when I mean stupid, I mean unfunny random things. (look at the history). And after I reverted those changes, he changes it again, and he keeps doing that even though me, HELPME, and Aleister kept reverted it back,a nd even asking him no to do that. I not sure if thats considered vandalism or not, but can you put a protection thing on my article (or at least ban that guy's ass) so this doent happen again. Thanks--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:01, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

I semiprotected it for a day. If the IP is still around then, I can protect it for longer or ban or something (and, if you look in his contribs, he did make one helpful edit to another page. For Uncyclopedia, that's a pretty good ratio). Oh, and this is a wiki. One that "anyone can edit". Some shouldn't. Get used to it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, and know that fact you last stated, but people also have to follow HTBFANJS, and in this case, I highly doubt he was--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:19, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
They don't have to. You're not the boss of them! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:07, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't say I was--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 15:54, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
I EM TEH BOPSS OF DIS PAGE!!! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
No, I'm not. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:15, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Google goes gay

Thanks for fixing the lead template; you rule, dude. Cheers! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zim ulator (talk • contribs)

I was all over it like one thing on another thing! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:34, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
We should reenact the Python sketch that features Oscar Wilde and the King, among other notables of the day. "His majesty is like a stream of bats piss." Remember that one? Then, force-feed it to n00bs as a requirement to register on Uncyc. Or maybe not... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:17, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I've never seen it. I only watch Pokemon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:46, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
We could reenact the Pokemon sketch where Oscar Wilde and Julia Child make a shark fin soup, followed by still-living octopus on a bed of pickled seaweed and Brussels sprouts, served with malt liquor? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:03, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
It's always about food with you, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:59, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Food and weed. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:48, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Good latter makes even mediocre former seem good. It's like salt. Except you get it from some greasy guy instead of Safeway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:14, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to bother your eminence

Where can i find a list of possible catagories to add to my articles? thank you   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:42, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

A list is here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:25, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
thank you for your time i can now make my submissions better   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  06:27, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
"Better"? You do know that this is Uncyclopedia, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:22, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Mordillo

Yeah, can you restore that? My IP was having some fun and wasn't done yet. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:24, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

No. The internets were crumbling under the awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:26, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
All right. I'll just upload the screenshot. Why?:De-op every single administrator? needed another picture. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:29, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
I don't see...


Seriously - you are the pinnacle of bastardness.. is that a word? if not congratulations as that is the ONLY way to describe you.. man, it must suck to be such a complete dickwad that even a random IP who has never even met you can sense your assholeness.

Oh and your a Jew?

well that's okay I guess.. long as your not a nigger. all that brilliant. His "smelly poo" contribution said the same thing far more concisely. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:35, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
No. My nephew was being childish with that. His Hey Mordillo article was classic. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:37, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
I know that I'm not supposed to use this word as a pejorative anymore, but your nephew is a retard. It's your family's Hapsburg lip. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:39, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
FU MODUS! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:42, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
I don't know if my comment came across clearly, but I used the familial link between you and your nephew to insult you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:01, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Did you know?


That Renault have stolen your identity and used it to name one of their cars? I reckon they owe you some money. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:02, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Sacre bleu! Part of my name is on an ugly van-thing! Oh, well, at least they put it where I like to be, right below a vagina. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:55, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
I've never noticed that the Renault badge looks a bit like a vagina. Expect to read about someone in Cambridge getting arrested for shagging cars next time I'm not getting any. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:32, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
Well, it's not a very good vagina, and being a Renault, it's on an ugly, ugly broad. It's no wonder you never noticed. I only did because I've got terrible taste in women. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:19, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
Are you saying my mother is ugly? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:24, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
Hardly. She's a beautiful woman. She should get that mole on her inner thigh looked at, though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:45, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
Nearly got poked in the eye by that mole the other day. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:02, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
I understand now why you have such emotional baggage with your birthday. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:39, July 12, 2010 (UTC)


how do i manage to get a page huffed with a constrution tag thats only a few hours old?  The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:44, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

God damn, you must really fucking suck. Bravo! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:49, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
no i had a couple things come up i just started it only had a note on it and the construction tag i just got back and went to start it and i was huffed  The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:51, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
June 23 is "a few hours"? In any event, I restored it to User:Lordarcadian/Dyslexipedia, where you can work on it forever and ever. And ever. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:28, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

"Huff paint! HUFF PAINT!" IF YOU CAN GET MY VISA # I WILL GIVE YOU $3.47!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Colour me unmoved, IP. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:26, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

I can try

You may or may not be aware of the existence of the UnSignpost. You may or may not notice that Mhaille is about to join you in breaking the 40-feature barrier. You may or may not want to furnish us with a quote about what it's like to have written so many articles that people have obviously enjoyed a great deal. All I can do is ask. So: quote please? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:17, Jul 15

It's not that myself and Mhaille have written so very many great and fantastic pages that have, and will continue to, entertain the people for years to come, it's that just Mhaille did. "I" am one of his many sockpuppets. He writes as "Modusoperandi" when he needs a page without a "foreign" accent. Look around. There are a bunch more Mhaille sockpuppets here, too. Hyperbole, for one. Mhaille is like a wet Mogwai. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:53, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
I think I'm the best sockpuppet though, though UU is the poshist, I'm the most pretty. As for yourself, there's no reason to like you as one of us.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:02, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
Nonsense. I'm the best sockpuppet. And the most refined. And the best looking. Also the subtlest because nobody ever realses who I actually am. Oh and User:Chronarion is my sockpuppet so technically I own all of you.--Narcissus Black
Thanks awfully. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:22, Jul 15
You're welcome... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Re one of your Top 10 of 2009 votes from January 2010

Better late than never, or at least that's the thought. (Sorry about the length of this, by the way.) Horribly belated thanks for voting 2001: A Space Odyssey into #2 of 2009! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:44 16 Jul 2010]

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, July 16, 2010 (UTC)


This fuckwad has not been banned! You bring shame to all of domain Operandi! --Andorin Kato 06:32, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

A bunch of people got him. Your problem is that you view time as a line, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:42, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
it's more sor' of like a ball of ... wibbly wobbly ... timey wimey ... stuff. props to anyone who knows where that's from MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:19 25 Jul 2010]

Article Help

Hey MO...I'm working on this & would appreciate some feedback, additions, what have you, if you've got the time...thanks Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 14:55, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

I changed a bit. Then I changed it back. Then I changed it again. I'm nothing if not indecisive. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:15, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Ach, das is unt gut velveteen rabbit, ja?--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 16:27, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
I learned the language from my uncle's German shepherd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:10, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

(1473 entries were redacted for space reasons—ed.)

TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:06 29 Jul 2010]

No problem. That site is a bigger time waster than here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:24, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Would you believe me if I told you that...


This image is of a shopping center exactly 3 miles from where I live? Small world huh... -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 18:20 EST 31 July, 2010

Hey, I've been there before...--HM (T)
YOU FUCKING LIAR!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:43, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Nope, as God is my witness, that shopping center is in my hometown. HM, where would you say this shopping center is in VA? -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 19:27 EST 31 July, 2010
I picked it just for you. Three years before you got here. Using the dangerously specific keywords "strip mall" on google. "Ya gotta plan ahead." I say. No one answers. Three times a day, someone pushes a tray of food through the slot in the door, though. It's all mashed food. No solids. No knives, either. That's nice. Knives make me stabby. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:59, July 31, 2010 (UTC)


WHY IS OBAMA BLACK? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

The question you should be asking yourself is why isn't everybody else black? Seriously, it's quite slimming. Not that I'm saying you're fat. What I'm saying is that you're fat. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:02, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
if fat people can't be black does that make Fat Albert white? -- 12:06, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Fat people can be black. They just don't appear as fat as a fat honky of similar girth. It's basic light theory, really. White reflects the entire visible spectrum, including the (for the purposes of this subject, critical) obese wavelengths. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, September 7, 2010 (UTC) Fat Albert is white? or some kind of mutant? that boy was FAT -- 12:11, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
He was fat. And black. If he'd been white, he'd have been Fatter Albert, due to the properties of reflected light I mentioned previously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:14, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

I see..

..that you are not a mormon, you are an "honorary Jew" (which is a strange title to have) --Apostle Of Christ 14:23, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. That. Some guy put it on my page for writing this. Oddly, rereading it I can't figure out if I wrote it before or after God found me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:28, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
it doesn't really matter, I realise I was wrong (with Mordillo) and let myself descend into stupidity - Jews, Christians, Arabs.. in the end it doesn't matter the faith: anyways I'm not going to preach.. God's the one who will judge us in the end --Apostle Of Christ 14:32, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
And that was your first edit off your userpage! You have a long way to go, my friend. Have you considered that your weakness is evidence you're following the wrong version of God? Satan's a trickster, you know. He made me go to Catholic Mass once. I'm lucky I got out in time! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:45, September 7, 2010 (UTC)


Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:53, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your gratitude. I am quite awesome. I think my votes reflect that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:13, September 15, 2010 (UTC)


lets do a co-op article--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 00:02, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Link me the page, and I'll add/edit/mess with if the urge (and the time) come to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:57, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

William Westmoreland

Hiya Mod! hail yeah! Much thanks for those necessary edits, and any more you might add. It was a blast doing this old Funnybony loser article with Sog, and watching him work his magic. Looks like a feature score after 4 days on VFH. But most importantly is how much a person can learn from you cats if they're sincere. It took me 2 years to figure out an FA, or Uncyclopedia winning style, mainly because I was used to Wikipedia where everything is notable and referenced and NPOV. This subject matter of the general is an important article here, because he's a real subject with a Wikipedia counterpart, something I like much better than fictional BS, mainly, because it counts. If a subject is not also on Wikipedia then I kinda think it's unworthy of being here too. But I don't run the show. And nobodies opinion should stand in the way of real absurd deadpan humor. After working with Sog I did an important article on famous World Boxing Champ Jack Dempsey which just flowed like magic and was a serious contendor in just 24 hours. By far my best yet. Please see if you can find anything wrong with it (such as NOT FUNNY) like anything. I hope you get a laugh. The credit goes to Sog's influence, and other of you cool cats, by example. Its a fun gang. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:36, Sep 23

No problem. If there's one thing I know, it's American generals from the Vietnam Era. My vanity plates concur.
I can't help wiff Dempsey, though. I don't know nuffin' about boxing, boxers, or boxes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:02, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

MUCH Thanks!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:26, Sep 26
Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:57, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hello Sir...

I'm quite lonely in the library at the moment so I thought I'd pester you. Tell me some of your original Coupland inspired humour about your breakfast and your day...--Sycamore (Talk) 17:36, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't have breakfast and my day consists of being at work. If there's a punchline there, I can't find it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:17, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
A nutritious breakfast is the only way to start the day - porridge being my preference, except I put his greasy coconut stuff I get from the internet in it.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:46, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
I have coffee. That's what adults do. Then we get hypertension. That's the awesome form of tension. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:55, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

The Vandal

The vandal you just banned for two weeks has vandalized about 150 pages over the last hour and a half or so. No admin showed up until you. MagicMan has done a massive job of reverting many of his vandalisms, tremendous work by the Magic. I jumped in much of the time but MagicMan had gotten there before me 80 percent of the time. Deserves some sort of commedation, purple heart or something. Aleister 2:52 12 10

Was no one on IRC?
You can give MagicMan a ninjastar. I would myself, but kudos from someone of my stature would, inevitably, go to his head. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:07, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
I've never used IRC, and almost nobody was on-line. As for stature giving him a ninjastar, I think he deserves that. He stepped right up and fought the guy hand-to-hand combat for well over an hour. He now probably has PTSD. Aleister 3:11 12 10
p.s. Just went back to recent changes, and he's doing clean up of the dozens of vandalisms that have fallen well out of the 100 change limit. I'd help, but seriously have to sign off now, late already. Cheers. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleister in Chains (talk • contribs)
IRC is where all the cool Uncyclopedians hang out. That's why it's empty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the star! Although quick-draw Magic Man caught more of the edits and worked much longer than I did. I tend to stay within the site, and not get "caught up" in IRC, Skype, Facebook, and even those other comedy sites. I've noticed lots of people have gotten their attention super-glued in those areas, and stop writing as much for Uncy (DrStrange, for example, seems to be a Facebook regular). I keep away from those electronic sirens. Aleister 11:39 12 10

If you were smart you'd keep away from Uncyclopedia, too. That's where the uncool Uncyclopedians hang out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Forum:What is this Hell???

If you have a minute could you pop in at this forum. Thanks. Aleister 16:13 16 10

I had a minute, once. Ahhhh, good times... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:27, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

I may possibly have added you on Facebook...

Via the method of deduction. If you add me a a friend, I promise to become one of the irritating people who constantly ask you a shift swap and/or provide regular and detailed information about myself like when I visit the bathroom or eat my porridge. Just like on here, but on another online platform also based veiled intimidation and harassment...--Sycamore (Talk) 20:14, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

I would be honoured to be added. There's just one problem. I'm not on Facebook. Or Myspace. Or AOL. Or Geocities. Or Bing. Or, in fact, anything like that, if those things should prove to be similar. I'm half Luddite (my other half is bacon). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:54, October 18, 2010 (UTC)


PenIsMightierJokeAward Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Shipmast Place

Hu...rrah? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:46, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Shouldn't we have...

This kind of page for last month? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:42, 8 November 2010

I don't know what you mean and, frankly, your lies grow tiresome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:41, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
But my name's not Frank Lee! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:43, 8 November 2010
Don't sully my talkpage with puns! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:14, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

Beck Chalkboard - Hawaii

Why was this image deleted? I know it failed VFP, but it served another use; as an image on my Glenn Beck article.--Dare Devil 12:58, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Modus seems to have gone insane, because I sullied his talkpage with a pun. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:15, 10 November 2010
Look, it was deleted because, and I can't stress this enough, I don't know what I'm doing. Now, read that in a way that doesn't make me look bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:07, November 10, 2010 (UTC)


I'm curious... why are you deleting folks' talkpages? Their userpages were created by this annoying vandally thing, but not their talkpages... o_O ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 06:10 (UTC)

Well, mostly. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 06:11 (UTC)
If their userpages were made by a vandal, there's no "they" to read the helpful welcome message. Don't worry, Lyrithya, both Jesus and Santa are watching. You still get your ticks on the "good" column. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
A vandal was going through hitting recent joins and edits and editors, not... the users didn't create them themselves, I mean. Basically, I'm confused. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 18:00 (UTC)
If a vandal made your userpage, would you keep it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
The userpage, aye, but I mean the talkpages... I'm pretty sure the vandals didn't actually make all of those in the first place, either, but... eh... I'm so confused. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 18:20 (UTC)
Oh. Now I understand. Someone made an account, you welcomed them, then the vandal made their userpage. Then I came through and deleted them both. Wups. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:43, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Eh... what? So that is what happened? Oh... well. Oh. I think you killed my brain... at least that does make slightly more sense... *backs away slowly* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 18:55 (UTC)
If you happen to have them on your watchlist, I can run through them and, where appropriate, undo the voodoo that I do. (Except for the guys what were banned. And that IP) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:25, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Er, no, since I wasn't the only one who welcomed them, I don't think... maybe I could go through the deletion log and find them. How hard can it be?
Good gods, you Uncyclopedia admins delete a lot. Well... maybe it's just MadMax. But holy crap. O__o
Er... right, sort. Oh, guess it was mostly just me that welcomed them, after all. All but one, anyway.
Yeah. Only a couple have actually done anything since joining, but... that's what you deleted, apparently. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 02:42 (UTC)
Done to all, although the rest of them are stupid jerks! *Pout!* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yay, thanks. I know, the silly things... maybe they will later, maybe not. Although as one of those three managed to get banned already for a couple of hours, I guess they're all pretty silly... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 03:41 (UTC)
The biggest problem with wikis are the users. Fix that problem, and the rest is gravy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:42, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Innit that the biggest problem with pretty much anything, the people involved? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 04:28 (UTC)

VFP issue

It appears that there is double voting on Uncyclopedia:VFP/Windows_Internet_Explorer_Death. Technically, its not actually double voting per say, there are 4 total votes by a given user and 3 by an ip, but you get the idea. --Mn-z 22:00, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

I dealt with it. With extreme prejudice. Well, moderate prejudice, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:20, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Socky told me to tell you

There's a vandal. Special:Contributions/ Although it seems to have gotten bored and left. Or not. I dunno. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 19:43 (UTC)

Zombiebaron got him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:50, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
He seems to do a lot of that. O_o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 19:51 (UTC)
He also raids the crafts table. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:02, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Something something

Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:47, 3 December 2010

Huh? You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:10, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Why'd you cross out the terrible Chief article? Zombiebaron did feature it prematurely and stuff but it also did have enough votes... although it wouldn't have had it stayed, probably. Hmm... er... wait, so was that why? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 18:33 (UTC)
It's been uncrossed out. Apparently it's mob rule. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:06, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Or a zombiebaron rule... *whistles innocently* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 23:11 (UTC)

Mister Operandi

Do we do the normal top 10? Votage opens at January 15th and goes till Feb 1st? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:04, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
You are my hero. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:34, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
And you are mine. I wish I could quit you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:24, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

What do you have against that article?

It had the votes before! It has them now. Why do you keep pretending it doesn't exist?

I know, I know, it's horrible, but come on... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:04, 18 December 2010

It didn't pass VFH. If you've got a problem with that, take it up with Mordillo. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:08, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
It... well, no, not the first time. But it did the second time. It did! Didn't it? Or are you running some sort of conspiracy here, or something? AGH! You are! It's another admin conspiracy! *runs away, flailing* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:29, 18 December 2010
This calls for a spin-off titled Fuck Modusoperandi. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 00:48, Dec. 18, 2010
You mean like this? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:53, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
How come everytime I come up with an idea, The Simpsons already did it? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:24, Dec. 18, 2010
This is Uncyclopedia. Just change the names and take credit for it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:55, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
When my chiseled alpine features and sparkling eyes appeared on the mainpage, did I put it on the Top of the Month? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:53, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
But that didn't go through VFH, did it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:01, 18 December 2010
Oh. I didn't know there was a second one. Great, now two of the top of the month are vanity. You people suck! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:58, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
So that was it? You seriously thought it wasn't actually featured... oh, blimey. Well, that explains that. Anyhow, yeah, we really do... especially since the other article is in large part an in-joke as well... what a month.
Sorry about that... guess I should have brought out the links in the first place. I just thought you would have seen that, I guess. Bluh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:29, 18 December 2010
Still, I stand by my statement, re: the people here and their sucking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:06, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
I agree, for reasons already stated. But what else is new? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:11, 18 December 2010
I bought a new remote control. It's pretty sweet. Unlike my ten year old remote, the "channel down" button does more than nothing at all and the "turn on cable box" one turns the cable box on, rather than turning it on then immediately turning it off again. Plus, they made it that shade of black that makes fingerprints stand out. And it has a stand, so it looks like art (specifically, Remote control with fingerprints, artist unknown). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, but something that would be handles as much as a remote showing fingerprints, that's really not very good design. What are people thinking, these days?! For that matter, do you know where I left my keys? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:12, 18 December 2010
To be fair, it might be due to the Cheetos dust. I'm covered in it. That's where it comes from. Try scraping that out of your mind's eye! And I don't know where your keys are. Did you check the door? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
Pfft, like that's an excuse... proper engineering would involve a resistance to all common... er... messinesses. And my computer seriously thinks that actually is a word? O_o Wait, is that a word, then? Ghah...
Apparently they were in the washer. Whoops. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:54, 18 December 2010

Modusoperandi, darling, a favour?

Could you be a dear change the feature? It apparently hasn't been done in a few days. Please? There'll be cake in it for you if you do... well, okay, not really, but I'll, er, be grateful, and stuff. *kitty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:59, 26 December 2010

Apparently, the cake is a lie. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:02, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
Unfortunately, yes. That's what happens when I accidentally eat it all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:23, 26 December 2010
Done. MO MO MO! Merry MOmas! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:48, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, mon. Want a poorly carved Nightmare? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:04, 26 December 2010
Where I come from, a man carves his own nightmares. From failure. So, yes. Yes, I would. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:29, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
I carved these from failure. Badly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:53, 26 December 2010
Too bad. If they were good, you could've failed at failure. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:05, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

I see you online and pounce once me: Would you change the feature? Again? Please? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:35, 27 December 2010

Darling? It's official; Lyrithya is a girl! Yay!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:40, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
And so are you! YAY! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 December 2010
For the purposes of this conversation I too am a girl. Pillow fight! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:44, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Whoo! I ain't been a real girl before. We're all real girls, right? And thanks for doing ze adminny stuffs, mo-mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:46, 27 December 2010
Since we're all girls, lets talk about shoes, boys, and gossip!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:49, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I need new shoes... duct tape will only hold so much together. Even with superglue thrown in... wait, am I doing this right? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:55, 27 December 2010

Yup. And I suggest getting those at Shoe carnival that cost up two 80 dollars--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:17, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

About that ban

What the fuck is wrong with you?! Modusoperandi did NOT deserve that ban! You know he's an admin? He's gonna ban your ass so hard when he finds out that you banned him. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:14, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

I enjoyed it more when Zim ulator used to do that. Because he always thought he was banning someone else. Ah, the sermons he attached! Spıke Ѧ 03:19 10-Jan-11
Modusoperandi's a bad man! A very bad man! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:21, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
He is? Quite frankly, I've seen much worse. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:51, 10 January 2011
Really? You should see him first thing in the morning. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:28, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
What, is he worse than a muskox infestation? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:30, 10 January 2011
Yes, depending of course both on the location of the infestation and the ferocity of the muskox or, more likely, muskoxen. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
More fights... The noobs must learn to stop worrying and enjoy the mod fights...... *sighs*--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 22:08, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
Poiz, stuff it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:17, 10 January 2011
They MUST learn to stop worrying about the admins and watch them battle AND ENJOY IT. I do because i posted about it (like here) on Codeine's talk and he told me to stop spamming about it and banned me... so now i stopped worrying and started to enjoy them battle. --Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 22:25, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
So stop spamming about it, already. Bloody hell; nobody cares... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:36, 10 January 2011
The noobs must be informed, so i informed them.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 00:51, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
Who is "Poiz"? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:03, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
He's a disposable diaper. Kind of a poor career choice, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:31, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
Shut up or i will also do such things.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 15:26, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Your talkpage is now infested with moose

What about moose? A... plurality of moose. Large ones. Smelly ones. Chewing. Cheewwwwwing... do you insist this Modusoperandi fellow is worse than that? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:17, 10 January 2011

You people are weird. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:24, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
We get that a lot. Is it the green fingernails that give it away? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:40, 11 January 2011
No. It's the green everythingelse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:27, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... could have been greener. I didn't even dye my hair entirely green... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:10, 11 January 2011
To be fair, that is a bald spot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:31, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
*pulls on a hat* Hey, when I told the barber I wanted something wispy, I didn't expect him to think I meant this! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:46, 12 January 2011

Top ten...

When you start up the voting for the top ten of the year, could you also update the banners to reflect that? Basically, just add some text after the | on stupid workaround 9; it's set up to show the top ten instead of the top 3 if given a parameter. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:38, 15 January 2011

Me? No. That's Mordillo's gig. I wanted to do it, but he took it from me. He can be quite vicious when he wants something. Like a bulldog. A tiny, tiny bulldog. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:18, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
WHAT?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:47, 15 January 2011
My point exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:28, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Out of curiousity, what would be Mr. John Modus' best shots at the toppest of the top 10? (If any. You were kind of lazy this year. Put down the Cheez Doodles and get off the damn couch.) -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:31, Jan. 15, 2011

I can do that. I'll forget, but I can. "She" (again, there are no girls on the internet) was talking about this. That's why "she" linked to this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:47, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
I'm aware. I was referring to something completely different, yet related to the same subject so as to save subheader creation effort. I asked because I respect you so much as a writer. The entire conversation attempt was simply a plan to get close to you - in a completely non-homosexual way. I even threw in a nice Cheez Doodles joke in hopes of making you chuckle as a way to fill in the emptiness in my heart from never winning my father's approval. Then you had to go and be a smartass, and, well, it'll just be another night I cry myself to sleep. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:00, Jan. 15, 2011
It doesn't save subheader creation effort, as one appears above all pages and the other already appears on VFH. Admittedly, only one of them goes along well with a glass of white wine and a nice Vienna sausage, thinly sliced on whole wheat crackers with Swiss cheese and spicy mustard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:28, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Mr. Modus, do you want me to prepare the overall top ten voting page as well? --~Jewriken.GIF 12:12, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
I thought you were. (comedy montage begins) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:12, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'm on it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:56, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
User:Modusoperandi/Top10 10‎ Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:23, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
You're not only Canad's greatest export, you're also extremely attractive. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:45, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
Guys, the banners are all tall and stuff, especially with the added notice, but see, wikipedia stopped with them already, although while there was one for the top 10, I got Chief to remove it since you didn't seem inclined to use it, and there's a large yak in the living room. Do you like marble or granite more? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:49, 16 January 2011
Let's keep them till the end of the month when we wrap up all the votage. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:52, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

This is not whoring.

But I was wondering if you'd happen to have any idea why this seems to have fallen off VFP? In fact, the whole VFP setup confuses the hell out of me... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:51, 23 January 2011

Nevermind; Socky figured it out. Apparently Zim broke it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:03, 23 January 2011
I'm glad I could help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:18, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

This is whoring

Hey sailor. Fancy a good time?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 21:15, Jan 23 2011 UTC

You're doing it wrong. You just need to lean forward and say... would you care to fornicate? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:55, 23 January 2011
Hey! This is my corner! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:19, January 23, 2011 (UTC)


I've been able to know what it is thanks (It reminds me of that old Pharaoh game) to using a computer with a flash update. Two things strike me about both our farms - you aggressively use mono-cultures which produce inefficient food production outcomes and two my farm somehow parallels what a farm by me would like in contrast to yours, while yours is chocolate box, mine is a hippy scum pit of soy beans and tent passing for meagre shelter.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:24, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

That's great. Now tell me what this has to do with me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be rude, but what you just said sounds like crazy talk to me. It's like you're a homeless guy having a conversation with an invisible friend, and I'm stuck in between you two. In other words, whoever you're playing Farmville with isn't me. Moreover, it can't be me. I'm not even on Facebook, much less Farmville. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:22, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
OK.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:21, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
I hope you weren't drawn in by this not-me that you were talking to. Did he take you camping? There there. Show me on the doll where he touched you. He can't hurt you anymore. There there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:58, January 26, 2011 (UTC)


Hello, Modusoperandi's talkpage! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:23, 28 January 2011

Hey! Dang kids! I just cleaned up the place! Pah! /me gets broom Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:10, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

So I noticed

Uncyclopedia:Top10 11/Jan (history, logs)

Article: Uncyclopedia:Top10 11/Jan

Score: 1 late pages

Nominated by: there wasn't a top 10 vote for January yet. Are we combining it with the February vote or did everybody just forget about it in all 2010 voting frenzy? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:25, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
For: 2
  1. For. Voting Frenzy! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
    comments moved to comment section
  2. For Since I apparently nominated it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:04, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Lyrithya would've wanted it this way. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:01, 6 February 2011

Damn you're quick. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:33, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Bloody hell, you two are quick. o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:35, 6 February 2011

What's this?! I can't vote! The danged script won't work! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:59, 6 February 2011


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Thankee, Goode Sir/Ma'am

Almost another PLS

Congratulations on almost winning PLS for UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot)! Even though you got second place because you slept with the judges. You could have won first if you'd done more than just sleep. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:31, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you. It was an honor to nominate myself. And I did do more than sleep. I'm an able swordsman. I'm terrible at sex, though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, February 17, 2011 (UTC)


Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:15, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Can't. I'll be napping. Seriously! I'm thinking of going pro. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:32, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
Lets take over the world together, Ill write and you invest your vast fortune, or Ill secure you a black market loan and you write. Or something. --ShabiDOO 22:09, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
I can't. I have none to spare. I owe Jabba too much. Luckily, I just picked up a kid and his grampa, and their fare alone will almost get me and Chewie in the clear. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks to some rather sneaky voting...

You won the Playwright award.

Playwright of the Month badge

Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in February 2011

The award itself, however, has won the Apathy award... oh well. You got the thingy and good job and stuff. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:55, 1 March 2011

I won it a year ago and you're just telling me now? I hope it didn't come with anything perishable. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:46, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
I did that wrong. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:48, 1 March 2011
That's my schtick! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:55, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
I love you, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:05, 1 March 2011
Then we have something in common. I also love me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:33, March 1, 2011 (UTC)


Damned if that monolith doesn't look like a 82" flat screen tv turned on its side. Like, exactly. And the guys laying in bed watching it. lol. Aleister 2:12 19-4-'11

It made me giggle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
A giggle is worth giving your user page rating a 5, which brought it up by a tenth of a point. Lots of votes on that sucker. That's not the bed used in the movie, is it, it looks like he's camping out or on a comforter or something. Did you chop that image, or was it all Kubrick on peyote. Aleister 2:26 19-4-'11
I added the subtitle. The rest is as Kubrick intended. The subtitle is too. He just didn't get around to it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:28, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Seriously? Kubrick had the guy laying on a comforter watching an 82" flat screen turned on its side? A visionary, man, a true visionary. No wonder he died after completing his masterpiece "Eyes Wide Shut" and before he had to endure the pain of witnessing the Kidman-Cruse separation. Aleister 2:32 19-4-'11
Wait. You don't think that's funny? Jackofspades (talk) 02:35, 19 April 2011
Pah! Peter Sellers, now there's a man who knew how to go out on a high! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:37, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Never underestimate the Clark Gable death, who waited in the hot sun for Marilyn Monroe to come out of her trailer and she put so much heat stress on him that he upped and died soon after. Death by Monroe. Now that's entertainment! Aleister 2:40 19-4-'11

Yo Modus

You seem to be the only person that knows how to set up the voting for VFH articles of the past month (you know the top 3 thing, you know the one), so uh can you do that please? Love ya bye. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:50, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Done. My computer at home isn't working properly and work has blocked Uncyclopedia. I know! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:14, May 3, 2011 (UTC)


This may be the first time we have also interacted Mousie :) Anyhoo...there is a UnImage of the Year thing going on to coincide with the Wikipedia one. Im inviting the choopers guild (previous choppers of the year) to nominate some images here. If you are up for it, it would be great to have some prized choppers nominated a few chopped images from 2010. Just attribute it to choppers guild per Moudus or something like that if you are interested. :) --ShabiDOO 21:04, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

*Pbbt!* Everybody knows that the best 'chops were from 2007. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:28, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Ehm,,,that might be true...i think in 2011 pbbt is written as plplplp. I think ;) --ShabiDOO 22:31, May 4, 2011 (UTC)


Are awesome. 19:08, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

I can't deny it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:08, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
I could. But I have no reason to. Schamschi, 18:56, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
I did. One time. I got seven stitches. My awesome still aches before a rain. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:01, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

You sly dog

Trying to make me seem like a bigger whore than you, eh? I'm onto you, Modus... watch your back and various other parts... —rc (t) 20:14, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

Why must you fill this page with lies? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:44, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
Because my life is so empty. —rc (t) 01:49, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Then why did you pop a hole in this particular balloon? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Because Spang touches himself at night? I'm running out of answers here. —rc (t) 04:53, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
It really was quite well-hidden. I assumed at first it was a software issue... then I noticed that the only consistent thing on all the pages that linked to my userpage was... :O —rc (t) 05:01, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Spang had to work his way through a similar maze of intrigue when I did it to him. And by that I mean you're both dorks with too much time on your hands. I haven't figured out an excuse for myself yet. I assume it's a doozy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
I think it's because you, Spang and I are the same person. —rc (t) 20:43, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Dibs on the Holy Spirit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:54, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Kinky... —rc (t) 23:56, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
It's got the best hair. Like me. All over. All I need for a Wookiee costume is a crossbow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:39, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Please Remove A Page For Me

I accidentally added this page -- -- when I only wanted to add a sandbox to my User Talk Page. Duh.

Please remove that page for me! --Stilicho 20:25, June 6, 2011 (UTC)sqrt^2 log5

Lyrithya got it. Note that requests like this are part of what QVFD is for, as nobody watches this page, but most admins watch that one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Modus

What do you think of this joke sig? --Sir Lollipoperandi Boinc! 03:06, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's great. Things that reference me generally are. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
I'm fond of your MOllipop sig as well. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:25, 13 June 2011
That was a one time thing. It's your name. I wouldn't want to wear it out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Modusoperandi never gets old. What made you choose that name? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:42, 13 June 2011
My parents. Otis and Lotus. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:02, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Are you older than them? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:13, 13 June 2011
I'm not sure you understand how reproduction works. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:23, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Nobody would tell me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:29, 13 June 2011
I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:42, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Okay Lyrithya. This is how reproduction works (gives glance to Modus). A mommy and daddy love each other very much. So the mommy and the daddy call for a magical stork. So the stork puts a baby seed in mommy's tummy where the baby seed grows. After nine months, the baby seed grows into a baby. Now would anyone care to hear the real story? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:33, 13 June 2011
Oh, this is just great! Now I have glance! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Glance is pretty contagious. I just gave glance to Lyrithya. And her little tagalong brother Aleister. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:45, 13 June 2011
Aleister is my tagalog sister, thankyouverymuch. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:03, 14 June 2011
Aleister's your sister? I thought he she it is your cat. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:22, 17 June 2011

Did I...

...see a naughty by nature reference in one of your edits? Pup 02:23 27 Jun '11

Well, I am down with OPP. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:04, June 27, 2011 (UTC)


on not becoming a bureaucrat. I had been afraid that being a bureaucrat would cause you to lose your humor like it did for Rcmurphy. Anyway, I've read on your user page that your "future plans include the making up, followed by the playing, of bagpipe music.". How is it going? Have you composed or managed to play anything yet? Another advantage of not being a bureaucrat — less mental pressure and more time and quiet for practicing. Schamschi, 14:14, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

1th, it was an honour just to be nominated. Had I won I was planning, as I do as an admin, to use my powers not at all, in no form, and in no way.
2rd, my bagpipe mission was a dismal failure. It turns out that I can't buy bagpipes, on account of licensing restrictions. And the felony.
3st, RC never had a sense of humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:21, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry to hear about the bagpipe problem. Now that you can't pursue this path, do you have any other goals in life to keep your morale up? Like the design and marketing of pipe bags? Or will you just vegetate aimlessly, not-using your admin powers and eventually forgetting that you have them, and die mourning your inability to buy bagpipes? Schamschi, 21:48, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
I design and sell a line of bagpipes. They're pipeless. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:49, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hi? Hello? Excuse me?

Can I borrow your loofah? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:29, 1 August 2011

No, i'm using it until Tuesday. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:39, 1 August 2011
Sorry, I don't have any foreign food. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:52, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
Well, would it still be foreign once you have it? You're not foreign, are you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:54, 1 August 2011
I'm an illegal. I'm also on the border patrol. I'm conflicted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:53, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
Perhaps you should consider a different border and change your manner of conflict. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:23, 1 August 2011
I tried, but I can't get away from myself. I'm like a hawk, watching me. It's really quite disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:29, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
I could prescribe you something for that if you'd like. Mightn't be entirely legal, but it'll help ya, don't you fret over that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:10, 2 August 2011
Is it kibble? 'Cause that didn't work last time. Also, it gave me dog food breath. Which I already had. But it probably didn't help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:47, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

Are you kidding?

You actually live with your parents?! A (Ruins) 02:06, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

No. I lied. I do that sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:19, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Modus! Hi! Over here! It's me! Remember me? No? Well that's okay. Really. I'm going to just go stand over here for a bit. No, I'm not crying!

I know you used to be awesome. Are you still awesome? I've been away for a while you see and I just need to update my list of awesome. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:59, 17 Aug

I'm still awesome. Awesome made me chairman. Of awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:21, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
That's awesome. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:19, 17 Aug
It's better than my previous job, as Mayor of Meh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:29, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
Oh good, now I can update my list of meh at the same time. Always a pleasure dealing with a professional. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:44, 18 Aug
Really? Where? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:37, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

A Meepish Sheep

A Meepish Sheep is a persistant sockhog, shock linker and ED admin. You can rectify the situation by reconsidering the ban length, of you get my drift. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:01, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

You're not the boss of me! I'm my own man! And I want my own room! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:09, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
I am so the boss of you! See you just fixed the ban up like I said! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:10, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Lies! No wonder mom left you! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:13, November 12, 2011 (UTC)


I had the idea yesterday of putting together a song parody of your famous Stephen Hawking splatters a cat article for Christmas, so if you want to contribute, I'd love it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:54, Dec. 10, 2011

Now you're just being ridiculous. He most certainly did not splatter a cat article for Christmas. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:34, December 10, 2011 (UTC)


I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

That doesn't sound like something that I'd do. Are you sure you've got the right me? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:25, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not sure. I did tell it to remove all duplicates, so if there was more than one of you... well, you know. That said, you're awesome. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:31, 6 January 2012
All of my duplicates are awesome, as well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:38, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
Looks like it all works out, then, assuming you're in touch with them and whatnot. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:04, 6 January 2012
We're like velcro. It's pretty gross, actually. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:31, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
Considered doing something about that? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:33, 6 January 2012
No. Not until Spring. It's chilly out. Have you ever tried buying clothing for a ball of humanity? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

I am Just Curious About Uncyclopedia's Lack of Advertisements?

I've noticed this site lacks in any noticeable advertisements especially on the top and sides but ocassionally on the not-so-noticeable bottoms of the site's pages. Why is that the case? I am surprised this site can host over 10,000 articles with its apparent lack of any ads. Unlike your mean competitor satirical Wiki (you know which site wink wink), this site is utterly devoid of any ads.

Sincerely ShockingChairOfGod -- 06:33, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

We're mostly supported by the drug trade. Also, prostitution. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:39, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
I managed to get away. As I was saying - oh shi- The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
Your take is a little light tonight. You holdin' back on me? Don't you be holdin' back on me! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:06, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

Hey to Modus, and everyone else reading this

Hello. I put the following update on the walk into a bar collab. The intent of this was to have uncyclopedia have the best original walk into a bar page on the innernests, and to edit it in some form or other like a collab. Everyone's invited, I just can't spam more than a few pages with invites or an admin will yank my chain (if I'm lucky), so please come and join in. Thanks. Aleister 17:35 2-2-'12

The update: The call for original Walk into a bar stories continues, as many good writers and others are doing this page justice. It may take weeks or months to get it in shape. Please add your best original 'Walk into a bar' story either here or on the talk page. Please polish the joke or story enough so that you are happy with it. Can we make the best Walk into a bar page on the innernests? Maybe, and that would be fun. So please improve this page with your best and brighest.
I'm sorry, I've never walked into a bar. I don't drink. I'm a Mormon, which surprised the heck out of me. I wondered why I owned all those short sleeved, white dress shirts and black ties. At first I thought I was a vice-principal. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:55, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
See, that's what I mean. With your skill at juggling words and letting them land in places where words have never strayed before, this collab needs you. I, too, am a Mormon (come on, Aleister, he'll fall for it, keep it going) and have never walked into a bar myself. But I can imagine what's its like from news media accounts and rare movie scenes. If the mood hits you give it a try (it's harder than it sounds, actually) and add your gems to the mix. Thanks in advance. And, true story, I seldom drink either, and have more greeny favorites. Although a good pitcher of margaritas in a nice Mexican place does attract my attention. Aleister 23:20 2-2-'12
I contributed a real zinger. People who read it will be scandalized! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:14, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
Hate to be a goody-two-shoes, but The Watchtower is the Jehovah's Witnesses publication. The Mormons call theirs The Ensign. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 21:18 (UTC)
Sorry. Force of habit. I'm also a JW. Yes, I'm Prince. True Story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:30, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
I'm a monkey. I get Flung Feces Weekly. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 21:39 (UTC)
The freebee? Haven't you moved up to Jane's Poo Ballistics? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:23, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
I haven't any pockets, money. Also, people walk by with rolled-up issues sticking out of their pockets, so it's a cinch to knick a copy, through the bars. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 22:30 (UTC)
What about Scat Fancier? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
If I had any money, yes. That, and also Poopular Mechanics. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Feb 3 '12 23:01 (UTC)

Thanks for you vote vote vote

Thanks, you made my week with your vote on the 5 million joke dump page. You might be the only person that really got it, and if so, forget it. Did you read the long Stratfor thread on ATS? I didn't, or at least lately. You seem to be always around but not seen until you leap out of the underbrush. I'm looking over my shoulder now, but only sense rather than taste movement slight enough that it might be wind. Thanks again, and a..... Alei'er 1:11 21-4-'12

No problem. If there's one thing I vote for, it's stuff. And you don't see me because I'm camouflaged. I'm a little teapot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:17, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Your "I never liked you" bit at Tom Mayfair's cave is better than 98 percent of the drivel - including the drivel driveled from my drivel pile - that finds its way onto the main page or around the corner and a right at the swamp at the sideshow pages. Just stopped by to nail this compliment onto your door, ring the bell, and run into the night and/or day. Aleister 9:40 21-4-'twelve

I shoot from the hip and tell it like it is. That's how we assholes describe ourselves. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:17, April 21, 2012 (UTC)
I just read it again, that talk page note is one of the best in terms of use of language and description, which is fun to do. Nice work. But it is just a talk page note, and I'm celebrating 4-20 late, so take with a grain of salt (Sea salt!). Aleister 16:46 21-4
It's always 4-20 somewhere. See? I'm not square. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

I seem to remember something about you being awesome.

I'm assuming it was a lie. I've been feeling a bit nostalgic lately and it made remember your Childhood essay piece so I reread it. It still makes me want to cry. So I did. For an hour or two. Then I posted a link to it on my Facebook page. Hope you don't mind.!/profile.php?id=1227474026

If you disapprove I'll remove it. Okay, that's a lie but social decorum seemed to neccessitate it. Hope you're doing well (probably not a lie). -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN05:03, 22 May

I don't mind, although I don't remember writing "This content is currently unavailable. The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Are you kidding? That was the most devastating part. I was in a black fog of depression for weeks after reading it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 22 '12 17:35 (UTC)
Is that what made you go Goth? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
"Goth"? OMG you are so cute. That is so 1995. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 22 '12 18:06 (UTC)
Goth kicks Emo ass! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:31, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
"Emo"? OMG you are so cute. That is so 2006. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 22 '12 18:37 (UTC)
What's it now, Bronies? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:48, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
"Bronies"? OMG you are so cute. That is so 2010. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 22 '12 23:12 (UTC)
Is the end of the world so 2012, mayhaps? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:25, 22 May 2012
No, but it was "so Y2K", though. Sorry! Thanks for playing. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 23 '12 0:41 (UTC)
Merwerewolf? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
Don't be silly, AQUATIC WOLF MAIDEN!!!! is only popular in Japan. I would never. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 23 '12 5:00 (UTC)

Truly some of your best work. I cried especially hard at "you may not have permission to view this page". Rest assured that its already gotten a "thumbs up" from 100% of my friends list. Yup, both my mom and that one friend I had in high school liked it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN02:44, 23 May

You really can't go home again. The big picture's the same, but the details have all changed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • I wish Modusoperandi still wrote articles. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:11, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
    • I still do! I've moved on to limericks. Did you hear about the girl from Nantucket? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:15, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
      • I think I did. Did she have an ear where her vagina was, and viceally-versally? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 23 '12 4:53 (UTC)
        • Isn't vice-versa already an adverb? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:21, 23 May 2012
          • Haven't you ever seen that American TV show with the incredibly overweight man and the disproportionately attractive wife and the annoying neighbor who always adds superfluous syllables to words? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 23 '12 19:55 (UTC)

Did you ever get around to writing the logical adolescence follow up? I'm far too lazy to check for myself. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:06, 26 May

No. I would have, but the rest is too raw, man. It's all bunions and funions and other letters placed before onions. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:27, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
Would you be horribly offended if I gave it a whack? It seems like such a cathartic way to exorsize some excess nostalgia. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:40, 26 May
Uh. Go ahead. I'm pretty sure that I don't own history. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
Of course you don't own history, and I'm pretty sure that "Humorous Yet Melancholy Story Based On One's Own Experiences" isn't a concept original to Modus either. What I meant was, would you mind if I tried my hand at something in the same format, intended as a sort of "companion piece"? I don't want you to think that I'm simply ripping you off you see. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:18, 26 May
Go right ahead. If there's one thing I have a problem with, it's not that. (Spoiler Alert: The thing I have a problem with is the Irish. They know what they did.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
I'm glad we're on the same page. Also, thanks for the nod to go ahead with the article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN01:43, 27 May

Can you review something I wrote?

I just finished writing this article and I'd like to get some feedback about it from an experienced user. Read through it, and then give me your two cents' worth on it on my talk page. Thanks.

(P.S. You're one of my favorite writers on Uncyclopedia. I just loved that one article you wrote, the Putz Who Stole Hanukkah, one of my absolute favorites on this site.) Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:27, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

I'll read it when I get a chance, and I didn't write Putz. I did most of the art. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:29, June 25, 2012 (UTC)


Thanks for the advice on my article. I guess it took on an interesting concept, but it sort of fell on its face. Thanks for the advice on the first person thing, I guess the introduction with my name in it is sort of over-the-top and narcissistic. So, you're right, if I do want to write something from the first person, I should go full-circle with the idea, instead of just putting my name at the beginning, and discussing an interesting part of my life in the third footnote.

Anyway, thanks again! I'll get to rewriting my article soon.

P.S., what do you think of the concept, personally? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:42, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

HowTos are hard to write without them looking exactly the same as almost every other HowTo. That's not a knock on your page, it's just a weakness of pages that come with a pre-built style.
You don't have to rewrite it, unless you really want to, so much as fill out what's there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:25, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, what do you mean when you say "fill out what's there"? Sorry if that's a stupid question, but could you be a little more specific on that one? Sorry. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:30, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
As I said in my hard-hitting, in-depth review, a one sentence paragraph is mighty thin gruel. Or, to think about it another way, is cheese pizza really pizza at all? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:37, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
Mmm, pizza. (Salivates) Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:49, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
But more seriously, I changed the narration technique. Also, if you'd like to help me out with step two, you can. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:16, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

You're Winner!

Vogon Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Slender Loris

Thanks to the subjective whims of some rank basement dwellers, your article won the PLS! Enjoy this template as consolation for your wasted, wasted time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:52, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:51, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

No way. Forums are for losers. The cool people hang out behind the 7/11. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:25, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Everyone knows the alley behind the bowling alley is where it's at. You nerds. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 6 '12 1:18 (UTC)
Nice insult. Way to duck in to your own punch. Let me illustrate: Here's a Venn diagram consisting of "Nerds" and "Uncyclopedians". Notice that these two circles overlap totally and completely, forming, in effect, a single circle. Ergo, none of us are behind the 7/11, nor are we behind this hypothetical bowling alley gathering area. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:10, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
I'm sorry, nerd, I didn't catch that. I thought you just said "punch me hard!" ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 6 '12 6:30 (UTC)

"Wait, wait! Put me down! I haven't used Dijkstra's Algorithm to hand-plot all the paths that will result from you beating me up yet!"

It was either Venn diagrams or diabetes. Which was the one that Jolt cola results in? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:43, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Ritalin. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 6 '12 7:34 (UTC)

Forum:New problem (administrators only)

You can thank me later.                               Puppy's talk page04:59 21 Jul
Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:59, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

I am not under your spell

Sorry, you must've failed hypnotism school. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:58, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

You are so. Give it time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:55, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:05, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Don't we already have those? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:21, September 11, 2012 (UTC)


Why, hello there. Haven't been about in a while. Thought I'd pop in and drop some knowledge on your ass. Whoopsie-daisy. That'll leave a mark. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Sep 19 '12 0:47 (UTC)

If I had a nickel for every time someone thought I had a "suspicious bulge in my pants" I'd have no money at all. I mean, a ten dollars! Damnit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:20, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

I need someone to talk to

I changed my user page. There's something important on it that I think you might need to know. Also, what do you think of the video? (Answer me on my talk page as I started a new one from scratch and it needs a new message). Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 00:20, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sorry. My mom told me not to click any links. She says "There's nothing but filth out there". Here, she's right. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:19, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
"Filth?" All the "filth" was wiped out by the perversion. Your intel is so out-of-date, you must be with the CIA. (snicker) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 9 '12 5:39 (UTC)
I don't keep up with all these permutations and offshoots of filth. I stopped at debauchery. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:57, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
"Debauchery"? So quaint. Tell me, do you wear lederhosen and wooden shoes and a powdered wig, way back there in the year 2011? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 9 '12 13:38 (UTC)
Hey, those Europeans are in to some pretty weird shit. Have you heard the Netherlander's cover of Super Freak? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:46, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
Surely you're mistaken. That is quite obviously a cover of Pink Floyd's The Day the Tigers Broke Free. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Nov 10 '12 14:59 (UTC)

Okay, I just have to ask you this

Are you Rob Delaney? --Lord Scofield Stark 13:04, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

No. I'm Dana Delany. Common mistake. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:11, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

Grandma 2: Where the Hell Does The Time Go?

BOOM. A reminder that the position for musician is still open. Although even if you choose not to have anything to do with this project, you'll still be given lyrical credit. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:25, Nov. 25, 2012

That might be the best song I've heard all day. Or read. One of those. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:15, November 26, 2012 (UTC)


Does one featured article warrant enough for me to receive Commander of the Order? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 04:23, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. Yes, it does. Congrats. Nine more and you get a free foot-long sub at UnWay. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, December 12, 2012 (UTC)
You mean Amway? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:40, December 12, 2012 (UTC)
He means "UnWay", just like he wrote. Five. Five dollah. Five dollah foot-long... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 12 '12 5:45 (UTC)

Reverting negative comments from third parties

A MrRatermat2 has placed comments on three article talk pages that are not supportive nor suggest anything except that he will not be sharing the work of repairing the article. I repaired Autism myself; on Horse, I found a promising newbie to do it. Sheep is the other ("its really shitty") and I took up on User talk:MrRatermat2 the right and wrong ways to complain. I see that you banned Matthlock for reverting a third-party's criticism in the Forum; am not objecting to that nor proposing any new bans, only that you revert the unhelpful remarks on these talk pages if you see fit, as I reverted Anon on Talk:Justin Bieber yesterday. Spıke Ѧ 18:32 16-Dec-12

I added Autism, Horse, and Watch (also a pub in Britain, by the way) to my watchlist.
After a quick perusal of GEORGIEGIBBONS' recent edits (also, holy crap, that edit was from July) I banned Mattlock because there's no crime in being stupid on a stupid forum on a wiki which is also stupid. If anything, that makes GEORGIEGIBBONS our King. It says so right there in the Unstituion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:42, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

There is nothing fairer than having Watch on a Watchlist. But I think a stupid comment is a crime now in New Hampshire if directed toward an effeminate eight-year-old boy in the public schools. But the question is, should MrRatermat2's comments on Talk:Sheep remain? Spıke Ѧ 12:43 17-Dec-12

Yes. Look at it this way; you can pretend it doesn't exist by editing history, or you can go there and encourage him to not be useless. And if that last one fails, you can make fun of him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:35, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

I approve of your impulse on the talk page but wonder if the message gets through. It is not about pretending the comment doesn't exist, it is about what the other editors do when told their work is simply "shitty" (presumably too shitty to merit specific advice) -- no matter what later happens to the person telling them that. Spıke Ѧ 16:51 17-Dec-12

He's performing a public service. Look, the sooner you find out that you're shit, the better. We've been meaning to mention it to you, but we could never find the right time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:27, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

Ah well, it now seems that Bizzeebeever has stumbled over it. Spıke Ѧ 15:40 18-Dec-12

VFH nom

Shouldn't a page be mainspaced before it is nominated? Not that I don't agree with you that this article should be featured, but it really should be mainspaced first, I would think. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:45, July 13, 2013 (UTC)

It will be soon enough. I would've myself, but I'm no longer an admin. I went mad with power, you see. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:41, July 13, 2013 (UTC)


Nice to see you round these parts once in awhile. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:49, April 28, 2014 (UTC)

Shhh! I'm on the lam. From the cops. For what I did. Three over the limit. In a school zone. I'm pretty bad ass. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:10, April 28, 2014 (UTC)

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