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edit You seem like the guy...

Who would know where to find crappy short cow-boy stories which to parody. I have started but it is hard to parody something you haven't actually seen much of. For this. I was thinking of either taking it in the direction of a western set in modern times or a western set back "then" with modern themes? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:56, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

A used book store? I don't really know. Amazon probably has some collections of western short stories. If you happen to live near (or in) the Library of Congress, they have a bunch on microfilm (I kid you not. Congress must be fun). Googling such tales is a possibility, but "western", "cowboy". I'm not a western type of guy, I reckon. I was once told that there wasn't enough room in this town for the both of us. "This town" was a different town, at the time. I moved. Then, the indians attacked my stagecoach, but I distracted them with a well-timed pointing out of the gold "in them thar hills". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:54, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit An Unvitation?

No one is forcing me to do this, I just thought that this might be just up your alley. I kinda consider you to be one of the funnier motherfuckers on this site as far as witty improv stuff goes, and we thought having some celebrity faces around the office might make for some publicity. Care to join us? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:58 Jun 1

I've been looking at it, actually. Believe it or not, however, I'm not an improv kind of user. Even this single, simple comment here that you are reading here, right now, here, now, is an amalgam of nine different drafts written over a period of seventy hours. Appearing nonchalant, devil-may-care and off-the-cuff is much harder than it looks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:04, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
DO IT. Do it. Doooooo it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:08 Jun 1
As with all things here, I'll do it if anything comes to me. I let Sophia guide me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:10, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
What if I cum come squirt ejaculate to you? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:14 Jun 1
You're not a very good salesman, are you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)


Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex RAAAAWR!!
GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it.
Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:52 Jun 5

I had to vote for it. It was tough doing so, as I have these stubby little arms. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

edit RAnd

hi randi (hair of your pipe(pen-is)) matharchodth tere naam lounde baigan ke baal --Raunak Roy ( Representative of God ) 19:22, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

I hear you loud and clear. Unfortunately, I have no idea what you're saying. I assume it's about gardening. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:00, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
Pen-is? Pen is what? What is pen? Who's my real dad? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:19 Jun 9
And I thought that Soviet Russian was weird. America, what a country! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:41, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

edit What are the chances?

Of you gracing this? With a vague likeness of you, and not a South Park recreation of your "you iz undar my spel" pic. G'wan, look at all the lovely piccies already on there. There's an appreciative nod all the way from wherever it is I work in it for you... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:19, Jun 12

I made it look exactly like the way that I, myself, really do look in the the real world, really for real. Seriously! You'll be surprised! Exclamation point! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Raep?

That was pretty underhanded, Modus. Semi-archiving so as to preserve your talk page's slutitude. Be warned: I will raep this talk page eventually. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:44 Jun 22

I do everything semi. This is why I only get charged with attempted murder. Plus, I'm not very good at the killin'. It takes practice, I guess. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:21, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, to be honest I'm not great at raep, either. I'm usually just charged with indecent exposure, which is equally thrilling, however twice as embarrassing and hard to explain to my parents. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 16:54 Jun 22
Don't bother explaining it to them. There's a rule in writing that applies here, I think: Show, don't tell. That's the only way they will understand. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:33, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Nurd

You realize that they're nerdier than us, really and truly Modus? Because I put the people who edit Final Fantasy 11-pedia into the same category as people who like country music: motherfuckers who think they're better than us. Maybe you agree?   Le Cejak <23:56, 23 Jun 2008>

Their level of nerdiness clearly surpasses ours. They are equivalent to a level twelve Ranger, while we're a level three Thief and we lost our dagger. Also, we failed our saving throw (and by a long shot, too). Damn nerds. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, they still think they're better than us.   Le Cejak <3:42, 24 Jun 2008>
Yeah. They totally tried to budge ahead of us in line at the Startrek convention. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Mah Nà Mah Nà

Hay dood. I'm finally having a go at recording some audio for Mah Nà Mah Nà (doo doo doo-doo doo) and there are a couple of things I'd like clarified. First of all, in the lead, when you have ad insanitanum instead of the slightly more popular ad insanitum (135 google hits as opposed to 2), is that entirely intentional? Also, is it okay if I leave out the history section? The segue is nice in the article but I don't think it would work so well in audio, without the videos present. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:55, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

If you are crazy enough to want to do an audio for that particular page, do whateveritisthatpleasesyouthemost. Yes, that is a word. It's in the new dictionary, the one that only the cool kids get. That's why I have one. I'm cool. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Re: I'm not really leading

Ref: this, UnSignpost stories appear to have bylines (see Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/6-19-08). I'm just following those that came before. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh. Ok, then. Umm..... ok. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm just saying that it has precedence. It's not just me. I'm not egocentric. Seriously! Why, just the other day while I was gazing at myself in the mirror, with the mirror-me gazing back, I thought to myself "Boy, am I ever humble". Also, you don't have to copy my comment from your talkpage to mine. You can just reply on your talkpage. Now it looks like I started a topic on my own talkpage, which is crazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:19, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh, alright - no more copying comments - got it! haha sorry about that! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:46, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
No biggie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Modusoperandi!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Modusoperandi, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
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Thanks but I'm afraid that I have to turn down your offer. I'm firmly rooted in my own independence. It's my defining characteristic. Well, that and the naked thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

edit |<-- Modusoperandi has left ("ChatZilla [Firefox]")

Excuse me sir. You might want to check out this and then this. Don't be a fashion DON'T! --CharitwoTalk 00:20, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Pah, kids these days! Back in my day, we used old versions of applications, and we were happy, dagnabit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

edit I'd like to offer my deepest sympathy for your recent Sysoppage

Why? Why must it always take the beautiful ones? -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Beautiful ones? On the internets? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
ha! Now I finally have a chance to get more VFHs than you! Run along and do your big adminny things. While I in the background shall write many many goods n' shit! Get them awards while yer polishin' the site!   Le Cejak <0:40, 01 Jul 2008>
You forget, young Cajek, my considerable catalog of...evil! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Gratz.

Congrats on the oppage. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:27 Jul 1

General relativity is wrong man. When I fell, I fell upwards. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:19, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

For lack of something original to say, I shall say this: Congrats on the oppage. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:39, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

The cream rises to the top, they say. After you skim off the cream, you get me. That's even sexier than it sounds. But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:16, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Once upon a time, I received some admin-type advice from this user guy...

I'm don't want you going the way of Braydie or Sbu, so don't do too much admin-type stuff. They burned themselves out, I think. Plus, Braydie's computer was made of wicker, which made his 20,000,000 admin-related edits more work than they really needed to be. I blame myself for Sbu...I let you pawn the mahna mahna virus off on her. Still, her adminness probably didn't help. Remember this message? I love nostalgia. Anyways, I'm even being lazy and copy/pasting this to your talk from my archives. I'd recommend you do the same (the lazy part, I mean). It's not a 100 yard dash. It's a marathon; a marathon that never ends. ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:26, Jul 1

If there is one thing you don't have to worry about, it's me doing too much admin-type stuff. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:19, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Congrats MO

Now I can finally steal your muse and go back to writing. Is she butt naked by the way? Oh, and if YOU stop writing, I'll tell that nice English lad with the drugs to take your ban hammer away. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:43, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I don't own Sophia, man. She's her own woman. No, she's not naked. I'm not sure, actually. She smacks me with her purse every time I try to look at her. I don't plan to stop writing. In fact, I rarely plan anything here. It's worked out pretty good, I think. And thanks. Once I figure out what this "Admin" thing is, I'll be the best one ever. Like Braydie was, but lazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:16, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
About. Fucking. Time. Very glad to see it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:48, Jul 1
I'll just add my wee bit to the chorus, well done and good luck with your new diabolic powers;)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:57, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Now I can fly and control men's minds. Adminshiphood is a lot like the higher levels of scientology. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Dammit Modus, Tom swore us all to secrecy! Seriously though, congratulations. I think the most memorable part of this whole affair will be the typo Codeine made while opping you. Honestly, he's a school teacher. How will he ever live this down? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 08:00, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
How so? Heze a grate skool techer! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Wtaz about dam time. You ban and huff logs are already starting to read like one of your articles. Love it. :) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:03, Jul 2
Ban & Huff were a Vaudeville act, by the way. They were black. Of course, back then people didn't call them black. Ahhhh, good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

I haven't been around much lately, but I'm really proud of you. Or rather, I was, years ago when I first thought you deserved this. By now, I'm just bored with you. But in a good way.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:08, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I, too, am bored with you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:10, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Aw, you say the sweetest things when you're not drunk.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:31, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
It's the same when I'm drunk, but with more heavy petting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:40, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

edit VFD

Good day Sir Modus! Hea, looks like we have another sysop who takes an interest in VFD! Yay!!! /me runs around the room cheering!.... I must admit I'm a tad confused as to what you are doing with the good old {{VFDc}} template over on VFD though... for example. You appear to be putting it onto every article which you have deleted. Um? Now perhaps I have lost my marbles. Well, truth is I never had many to start with, but I thought that we used that VFDc thinggymebob for when an article had been "kept" rather than when it's just deleted. Normally when I archive the VFD page I just look for the ones which have a red link (to tell me they are huffed) and the kept ones are marked with "VFDc" as well as a comment being left by the admin to the effect that it was them that kept it. Normally admins don't bother saying anything in the comment section when they delete, I guess cos the details are available in the huff log. Umm... I hate to point fingers, but... Um? Sausages? :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:51, Jul 2

Yeah, what he said, but less rambly. Also, I automatically click on VFDc tagged articles to put the VFD kept template on the talk page - it's very handy, as long as it's only on kept articles. Would you mind awfully? Finally, some kind of amusing comment such as you often make at this point. One about monkeys. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:58, Jul 2
Or trousers. Comments about trousers are much better than comments about monkeys in my view. Unless they are about sausages. Oh. I'm rambling again? Anyway... Did you see the game last night? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:04, Jul 2
Why must you fill my talkpage with lies? I, as a competent and well trained admin, with more than mumble years of adminish experience under my belt, would never do something so silly. I suggest that you make an appointment with your eyebologist to have your eyesight checked. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
It's true UU. I checked back and apparently we imagined the whole thing. Dam, Modus must have spiked the punch again. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:19, Jul 2
I banned myself for my tomfoolery by me, myself. On an unrelated note, I've been banned a bunch of times recently and, spookily, never noticed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:24, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
# (Block log); 16:20 . . Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Modusoperandi with an expiry time of 10 minutes: Messing with VFD? You, sir, disgust me)

Considering the circumstances this constitutes a disgusting abuse of power. Congratulations, you will make a great admin. ;) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Jul 2

I know. I've gone quite mad with power. Mad! (Also, my first and only block blocked me, which sets up the good-me/evil-me dynamic for the sequel, Modusoperandi II: Electric Boogaloo) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:38, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Maybe your second ban should be me for mentioning about adding ICUs? I noticed that you had given some out without providing a fix message? Does ya not have that fancy .js thing which does all the tying for you? People have been shot in the pants for just giving an ICU with out leaving a fix message you know... /me puts trousers over head and awaits the expected ban... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:46, Jul 2
I didn't add the ICUs. I noticed the pages on QVFD, went to the pages, and people had tagged the pages with ICU (frequently just before I got there). If there is blame to be had, it falls on shoulders other than mine. I'm just taking baby steps in to this whole "admin" thing. I plan to mess up other places in other ways, later. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:15, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Hmmm...the two that I remember were both WIPs (I put on QVFD that one was ICU. I'm flakey. Like pie). I'm not huffing a WIP until it expires. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:22, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
trousers... It's all good. I noticed that you had not huffed Spot. (oh it's gone!) A lot would have, but I see where you are coming from in wanting it kept. If you are happy that everything below a certain point on QVFD is OK to be archived you can put {{QVFDc}} at said place and that let's us Poopsmiths know that it's OK to archive from that point down... ;) Fun this admin stuff eh? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:33, Jul 2
I'm more an inclusionist than a deletionist. I think we should at least give a crappy page enough time to prove that it won't be uncrapulated by its author before we huff it (hence ICU/WIP, etc). As for {{QVFDc}}, that's how I divide groceries at the checkout. That triangular plastic bar is soooo last millenium. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Amen to that. I have put a fair bit of effort into getting rid of our old crap so that we can get some nice fresh stuff into it's place for a while... The fresh poo at least encourages the new users to stick around long enough for them to learn to produce that which is of a less pungent nature. A well placed {{ICU|~~~~~|fix=Nice start, but you need to work on this some more|sub=short}} will often keep the other admins and their nasty deletionist hufmasters at bay... Anyway, I'm filling your talk page with pointless pants again, so I bid you good day sir. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:04, Jul 2
Thanks for dropping by. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:13, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
I'm telling you, those poopsmiths got all cofused after messing around poop for such a long time. Should I ban them for you? Should I? May I? May I? Please? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:24, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Hea, I even asked myself for a ban and did not even get one! What's a guy got to do around here eh? Nominate Mordillo to be a crat or something? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:30, Jul 2
There's a thought, you'll get all sort of angry masked crats knocking on your door at 2am. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
No. They're good kids. They just get a little bit rambunctious when a mommy comes home with a new admin, that's all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:36, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Its me, I need something, long time no talk...

...hi Handsome.

I need something. An image for Goldilocks and the Three Bears. So far the images are just so-so, but I need something that can punch it up and do two things: 1) Have people go "Oh my GOD!" in a good way, and "Oh my GOD!" in shocked, forgotten how to breath sense of the word.

Can you do it? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:44, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I love you, but you couldn't have picked a worse time. Normally, it feels like I work all the time. Currently, I work all the time. For example, I just got home from work, and in eight hours I'm going back. If you can wait a few weeks (maybe a month) for shit to settle down, I can. Until then, it's all I can do just to stay awake. Try asking the most recent PotM. That'll learn 'im. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:28, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Wikipedia editors

What happened? you lost your sense of humor? There are taboos in the sect? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Looking at your contribs, I assume you meant the all-cap'd WIKIPEDIA EDITORS. With text like "Wikipedia editors are mentally-ill nerds. They spend their days editing articles about subjects they never heard of as their only knowledge is computer usage.". They do suck, don't they? What you have to do, is make the reader care. The reader knows that wikipedia editors are the worst. They want more. Can you give them more? Would you like to sign up for an account, so that I can move whateverpageitwas into your userspace? This way, you could improve, fill out and finish the page before anybody else sees it.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:48, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

edit User:Evil Pi/Uncyclopedian Nazi Party

Hey Modus... You seem active right now. Evil Pi's Nazi party was huffed by Mordillo before, and he just recreated it. Keep an eye on this bastard, and maybe huff his thing again.   Le Cejak <15:37, 10 Jul 2008>

Okay. I'm all over it like something that's on something else. (Why can't we have a Nazi Party, anyway? What if I want to rally?) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:41, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Then you join the Cannonball Run Party, and get Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise to fuck up a lot and make hilarious outtakes. Hilarious! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:45, Jul 10
We should have the baked beans party, or better still the weetabix party! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:46, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
"I'm gonna stick these bleeds up your nose." "You mean those bleeds?" (cast breaks out in laughter) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:49, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Pop quiz!

Complete the following sentence, Modus, if you would:

Cquote1 Even though I've been a model Uncyclopedia user for over a year, voting for myself means that in reality I'm a(n) _________________________________________________ Cquote2

:D   Le Cejak <14:23, 14 Jul 2008>

Insane power hungry maniac?! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:33, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Well, Cajek, let me put it this way:
“You know who else self-for'd? That's right: Sauron. Think about it.”
~ Modusoperandi on Self-for'ing oneself into a position of power
You know who also self-for'd? JESUS. That's right. Our lord and savior: the king of kings. He self-for'd, and you know what he got for his trouble? His ass kicked. I think we need to re-examine "self-foring"   Le Cejak <14:42, 14 Jul 2008>
This looks like a good place to mention I'm on both FFS AND UGotM. Vote for me! I know I did! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:44, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I think I'm for self-examining. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:45, Jul 14
Ey Cajek, he is YOUR lord and savior, and look where that brought him, that power hungry Jew...~Jewriken.GIF 15:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Did I say Jesus? I meant Sophia. Sorry about the confusion.   Le Cejak <15:19, 14 Jul 2008>

edit bill gates vs linus torvalds

why did you erase The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

It appeared on QVFD, I read it and huffed it. If you'd like me to undelete it, sign up for an account and I'll move it under your userpage, so that you can finish it there before moving it out to mainspace.
When you get an account, contact me and I'll doing that moving thing that I talked about earlier in this very special episode of Talkpage.
Tips: Your page needs pictures, links, an intro of some kind, and...the format you chose makes it incredibly hard to read (putting everything in quote template format adds very little, at the cost of making the page look disjointed). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:18, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

edit move me something

hi I would like to enquire if this article Magibon article is good enough to be moved to the mainspace. It failed on grounds that the subject was of relative unnoteworthy or something like that. However reccently Wiki P has a version of it by itself. Therefore if it could had in very least gotten approval by a certain Admin at wiki P, could that mean it could gather approval from an admin of uncyclopedia. If the article is bad, I will employ constructive efforts of rehabilitating it. Perhaps making it more like a satire of wikiP's article. But until that, I haven't a slight clue of how to salvage this article.

[1] [2]

Thanks for your time Hetelllies 02:20, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I cleaned up some grammatical errors for you. The rest is up to you: before I move it, you need to clean up the last 2/3's of the page. One list is okay. A brazillion of them, not so much. (Also, even after reading the wikipedia page and the last link that leads to some crazy jibberish page, I still have no idea whether your page is good or not. That's the problem with niche pages. Nietzsche pages, too). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:34, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Got it! I'll rewrite that back part, then come back to you when I'm done. Thanks!! Hetelllies 08:27, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
I've done a major revision to it. How does it fare up now?Hetelllies 10:09, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Wow...I just meant that you needed to trim the lists (edit a couple down and kill the rest). Where did the pictures go? With all the lists, it was too listy. Now it's too stubby. That was my handle back when I was a gangsta rapper, back in the day, by the way. 2 Stubb-E. Aw, yeah. Break it down, now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
I understand that feeling... Okay here's what I'll do, I'll fatten the article by making it more web page like by having links and interwoven things to make it see more like a wiki article. Then I'll make minor references of related articles. I'll be back when I'm done.Hetelllies 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

About those pictures are that they seem a little vanityish to me so I dislinked them, what I think I will do is perhaps get some other picture of higher LOL to vanity ratio and place them as the intro pic or just leave it blank and hope some other contributer will come forward with a better contribution. Hetelllies 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Two words: Google Image Search. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Okay how about now... I've added more content to it and added some pics.Hetelllies 03:19, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Moved. On a side note; get Firefox. It tells you when you've misspelled something. You're a bad speller. Bad! If I was your english teacher, I'd toss a blackboard eraser at you. That's what mine did to me. Eventually her hate turned to love, and we coupled. Then she went to jail. A beautiful love story, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. And I am using Firefox, it's just that I disabled the spell checker. Heheh Pederasty. Hetelllies 11:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Modusoperandi, formulator extravagant

Any suggestions regarding this bit? The formatting is a bit messy, due to the article's nature. What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:57, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

You may want to compress bits like the "sneaky bastard" one from a bunch of 3 word lines to a paragraph. For the "court" bit, change the typeface to Courier or somesuch. I cleaned up the spelling/grammar, put u after the o (as it's Europe, nes pas?), and frenched up the French bit for you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
You're either very tired or having a bad time, where is the usual snappy retort eh? But anyway, thanks a lot, as usual. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:36, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Well...I worked yesterday evening, I'm working today, and I'm working again tonight. On the plus side, so far this month I have 20+ hours of overtime. On the negative side, I'm more flaky than usual (worse, I have an UnTune in progress, but doubt that I'll have time to record it before PLS closes). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:44, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
I would have offered assistance, but I'm moving next week, and it's all hectic around here...~Jewriken.GIF 17:46, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Also, I would have probably broken multiple PLS rules and had to be deopped. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:50, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
I would have accepted the offer, but for that PLS "rules" thing. Also, the only way to get it out of my head is to sing it out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

edit If I screwed you up onVFD....

Sorry! D: -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, 23 July 2008 (UTC) The same thing that happened to me happened to you too, right? You went to delete a page, and it wasn't there. I'm not going to lose sleep over it. I don't sleep anyway...that's when the Martians getcha. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:11, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
They do? I wondered why my arse always felt funny in the morning... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:32, Jul 23
That was your ass? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:54, 23 July 2008 (UTC)



Ooooo. Sounds secretive. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
I especially like getting an error when I try to play your silly game. I've got an email address you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Of course, I get the same error trying to email myself. Congratulations, you broke the internets. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
See this to fix your settings. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Two seconds. I forgot this was here, actually. But thanks in advance for totally doing what I'm gonna ask you to do which totally has everything to do with Uncyc. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:38 Jul 28
Okay, now that I've actually read it, I see that I'm fucked as far as Emailuser is concerned. Got Skype? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:40 Jul 28
Actually, I just got through emailing myself via Uncyc. The game is still on! I will email you now, ignore the Skype thing. I have no Skype. There is no Skype. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:42 Jul 28
I've agreed to nothing, so far. Thanks in advance for thanking me in advance, though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:54, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

edit White Trash Girl

Excellent. Uncyclopedia needs more Dead Milkmen. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:53, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad that I am not the only person who has heard of them. They, in turn, rue the day that they heard of me! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:22, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh, you thought I meant the band... No, I just thought we should kill more milkmen. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:56, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
I'm all for lactose intolerance, but killing is going too far. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:55, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

"My parents drove it up from the Bahamas." "You're joking!" "I must be, the Bahamas are islands." You're doing something on the Dead Milkmen? I can has link please? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:30, 30 Jul

We're talking about my Poo Lit entry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:29, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

edit I'm sorry that you feel that way

per this :-( ... /me cries... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:50, Jul 29

Oh...well, the rest of it disappeared, so I took out the last bit. Speaking of whoring, did you read that thing I wrote that one time? It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Well, you were not actually whoring anything in your text, so I did not think it was really helping the page. I did leave it there for a while though. There is no reason not to have a link to your user page on there should you wish. Speaking of that thing you wrote that one time... I would have loved to have read it, and maybe even contributed, but I did not know that you had written it... :-) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:19, Jul 29
My entry there was a joke, which is more important than any mere link to that thing I wrote that one time. There's plenty enough article whoring on my own userpage to suit me. I feel little need to spread it around. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:50, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Hey why don't you two cut the foreplay-crap and get to the sex? I wanna watch! - [22:25 29 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
This user talkpage is rated PG. You might see some cleavage, if you're lucky. Note: you're not lucky. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
/me Turns the other cheek... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:00, Jul 30

edit Barack Obama page

I don't see where it's a feud. I made some unchallenged changes while RAHB was online but you reverted them. Please allow people to make changes to popular political figures. If only one person is allowed to rule the page, it shortchanges the rest of the community. --OrkaWinfrey 07:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

It isn't a stub. It's quite a long article. Just because it has less than seven headers doesn't mean it's a stub. A stub is just short overall. A page could have zero headers and not be a stub, while a page could have 20 headers but be a stub. That's what this is about, right? Or is there more that I don't care to really look up cause I'm lazy? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:34, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
I'm not going to go through every edit to see exactly what the both of you have verted or reverted or rereverted. I look at the page's history and see a revert war, with a steady degeneration of the level of discourse in the "edit comment" section. You and RAHB need to get together and come to a consensus on that page. If you can't, the both of you need to agree to never touch that page again. If you can't do either of those, I will ban you both. A revert war helps no one. Not you. Not RAHB. Most importantly, it does not help the page. You can both win, call it a draw, or lose. The choice, I leave up to you. The page is the thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:40, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
So what you're saying is that if one person decides to behave as cybersquatter on one page, no one is allowed to make changes on that page without consulting the bully first? I'm sorry but in the 3 years I've contributed to Uncyclopedia (under one alias or another) I have yet to run across such a situation. --OrkaWinfrey 07:53, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
No. What I'm saying is that if two people get into a pissing contest, either they both have to work together or they both have to walk away. You both have to be the bigger man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I was told there would be milk and cookies. Anyways, I've had the Obama page on my watchlist for a while because the author seems to have disappeared, allowing it to endure the typical assault of edits to a page about a known figure. I cleaned up a lot of the mess, reverted bad faith edits, and then Orka and I got into this little war. Seeing the disturbance it caused, I've opted to take the page off my watchlist and discontinue editing it. If Orka decides he would like to discontinue editing it, that's fine too. I don't plan on editing the page anymore unless it's a case of blatant vandalism. I also don't care to point fingers, so while I could easily explain what this whole mess was about, I won't bother with it, unless somebody would particularly like to know. -RAHB 08:57, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

The bigger man? The pissing contest? Why do you assume everyone who uses Uncylopedia is a man? This site, a spoof of wikipedia, should be just that and make no assumptions. The Barack Obama page is not a spoof of Wikipedia but some kind of bizarre one man media show. A parody of something that doesn't even exist. This is why I've been tagging it with rewrite tags and stubs. Thanks to RAHB, it looks like we have his permission to let the parodies and mocking begin! Thanks RAHB. Sincerely, --OrkaWinfrey 05:16, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
First of all, you're just as guilty of making assumptions as the rest of us. The assumption you immediately make is that we're trying to be discriminatory in some way or another. The assumption you make is that we're all a bunch of fascists who are against you. The world is against you. That's what I gathered from our little IRC chat the other night, and this confirms it. However, I digress. Do whatever you want to that page, I stand that I'll only revert in the case of blatant vandalism, which isn't what you've been doing, so therefore I take no interest in your edits. -RAHB 05:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Relax. Deep breaths. The bigger man is figurative. Two people fighting over a page (which is how it looked) is called a "pissing contest". As for the style of the Obama page; not everythig here is a direct spoof of Wikipedia. Nor should it be. All encyclopedia-style pages all the time would get boring. We have much more to offer than that, from bizarre one man media shows to parodies of things that don't even exist. If you don't like the style of a page, start a rewrite under your userpage, then when it's fleshed out ask on the Obama page if anyone minds you overwriting the current page with your version (include a link to your version so that people can compare the two). If no one says "nay" in a week or so, copy your version over the existing version and put "crazy rewrite of madness" or somesuch in the edit summary. Alternately, just edit it as you see fit. The worst thing that will happen is that someone will revert it. Lastly, since it's not a stub, don't tag it with the stub tag. Stub tags are for stubs. Extra lastly, thanks RAHB. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:18, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Figured I should tell you, Orka and I have just had a very productive conversation in IRC, and I think we've been able to mend our disagreements. I've taught her how to make a subpage, and she plans on rewriting her own version of the page, and has asked me to help out with it, which I intend to do as much as I can. We also had a nice discussion about the philosophy of humor, or some such. Then old Uncle Sam came down and told us one of his "back in the day" stories, and Granny tucked us into bed and read us stories, just like back in the old days. Anyways, I figured you'd like to hear that we had come to an agreement. (Though if Orka is reading this, I do recommend reading Modus's explanation above. I seem to have left that out in our conversation, at least parts of it.) Cheers to you, Captain. -RAHB 07:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah! Also, Orka, I apologize for implying that you were a man. It was the moustache that threw me. Seriously though, that I managed to maintain some semblance of gender neutrality for so long in this conversation impresses even me, and my standards for such things are notoriously high. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:43, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks to RAHB for teaching me about the subpage process (which I promptly forgot). I never did take good notes. Since this isn't strictly a parody of wikipedia I've decided not to rewrite the page but make edits to its "media show" format whatever that is. And to MOdus: my moustache is only visible at certain times of day and under special full spectrum lighting. Nice talking to y'all and getting to know you better. See ya later! --OrkaWinfrey 04:59, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
RAHB and I are always here, if you have a question. No choice, really, what with the saimese twin thing and all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:56, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
I suspected all along, even before you let the cat out of the bag. --OrkaWinfrey 06:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
Yup. Joined at the forehead. It makes it easy to split a milkshake, at least. Two straws, one shake. That's like 2 Girls 1 Cup, and yet somehow more nauseating. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
I don't quite see the correlation between sharing a milkshake and your disgusting link. Actually, I was kind of wondering how you relieve yourselves without, uh, how do I say this politely... having to launder your pants afterwards? --OrkaWinfrey 07:12, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia is filthy, isn't it? You should see their page on Latin. Disgusting! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
Not only filthy, but completely lacking in humor and duller than the Barack Obama page. If they were a magazine they would be in the doctor's office right next to Highlights, Parents Magazine, and a pamphlet on eckzema. --OrkaWinfrey 04:50, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Was that Kosher?

I sort of rushed in there - did I use the Oh Dear template, ban patrol right etc?:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

This or this? Two vandalous edits makes the former worthwhile. I'm not too sure about the latter. I'm pretty sure that he won't improve, and doubt that he'll be back after his week-long timeout, anyway. Personally, I air on the side of cautious skepticism, hence "pretty sure...won't" and "doubt", rather than the absolutist terminology that would indicate a black or white view. Hopefully, he'll come back as a new man and promptly take the site to heights never before imagined. If not, the adminatti will make the ban permanent. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
Cool:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:24, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Lurking in the shadows

I have fixed the Last Bachelor Party image and ask that you take another look see. Hugs, PP Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Sure. I was the guy on the right. They credited the wrong guy in the caption for the paper, though. The wife was some pissed when she saw it. Not as pissed as when I abandoned her and the kids to follow an itinerant apocalyptic rabbi around, but close. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Mahna Mahna

Doo doo doo-doo doo. Well, I finished recording the article (for certain values of "finished"). I don't want to upload it just yet though because it sucks, and also because it's 56 megabytes when I export it as a WAV file. It clocks in at 11 minutes, but still that's way too big. This is my first time manipulating audio quite this way with Audacity, so I'm not sure how compression works. You've done audios before, right? You know, recording and mixing and stuff? If so, do you have any pointers on how to make this manageable? (Yes, I'm still on dial-up for the time being.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)'s been a while since I've messed with Audacity's settings, but I'll try to help.
If you're using Audacity: Under "Preferences", hit the "Quality" tab and drop the sample rate (44100 is CD quality, every step under that gets a little bit worse. 22050 or 11025 should be okay).
If you don't have Audacity's MP3 plugin yet, it's here. That page has instructions which I won't repeat here, as they are there, which is where they are. There.
When saving, "Export as MP3" rather than wav. Wav is straight, uncompressed audio, which is why it's so big. MP3 is tiny and has giant, expressive eyes. You just want to put it in your pocket and keep it safe for ever and ever.
If you decide not to use Audacity, but are instead using a program that is not, or "anti", Audacity, do the same things, but in different places and in different ways. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Awesome. Thanks. I knew I could count on you. You're like that one muppet who was a vampire and people called him "count" because vampires are automatically nobility. That was a muppet, right? I got it down to a little over 5 megabytes but it's still too big to upload. I'll try reducing the bitrate to 32kbps and see if that's any more manageable. Please never listen to it because it's horrible. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:24, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
I'll never listen to it. That would require clicking on links. I don't do that. Links are like the toilet seat, and things that links link to are the herpes. By that, I mean that links are an urban legend. Also, I lost my train of thought. And my spoon for mixing metaphors. If I had listened to your audio, I would congratulate you for mixing in the song with the text. But I didn't, so you're going to have to seek kudos from someplace else. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:23, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

edit God knows that you coveted the idea

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