UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 2

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Annales Veteris Testamenti page 1

WTF dude?! the thing was fucking psycho!

Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?

edit So there I, James Ussher, was

bible reading in the fucking seminary, doing my Historian thing with the theology shit and the genealogies. Like, Irish bishop badass shit.

edit And these fucking genealogical passages

burst out of the bible, inspiration all over the place, and instead of going in the trash, they make a beeline straight for my mind.

edit So I pulled out my

pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing The Annals of the World. WTF?

I barely got away with that 1,600-page volume.

But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 BC.

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