IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!. Like, WTF?
POOP!!!!ing in the BUTT POOP!!!! doing my BUTT POOP!!!! thing with the BUTT shit and the POOP!!!!, right? Like, badass-BUTT POOP!!!!-shit.
bursts out of Miranda Cosgrove's uterus, POOP!!!!s all over the place, and instead of going for the BUTTs, he makes a newtline straight for me.
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis BUTT.
No, seriously. A newt wizard did it.