It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.
IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!. Like, WTF?
POOP!!!!ing in the BUTT POOP!!!! doing my BUTT POOP!!!! thing with the BUTT shit and the POOP!!!!, right? Like, badass-BUTT POOP!!!!-shit.
bursts out of Miranda Cosgrove's uterus, POOP!!!!s all over the place, and instead of going for the BUTTs, he makes a newtline straight for me.
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis BUTT.
No, seriously. A newt wizard did it.