User:Mnbvcxz/That time Elmo was nearly raped by Snuffleupagus during Elmo's sojourn on Sesame Street
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So there Elmo was
and this fucking Snuffleupagus
so Elmo pulled out Elmo's
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount Elmo! WTF?
Elmo barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped Elmo.