User:Mnbvcxz/That time Elmo was nearly raped by Snuffleupagus during Elmo's sojourn on Sesame Street

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there Elmo was

singing on the set of Sesame Street, doing Elmo's annoying red muppet thing with the education shit and the counting, right? Like, PBS badass shit.

and this fucking Snuffleupagus

bursts out of the trash cans, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Big Bird, he makes a Snuffleupagus line straight for Elmo.

so Elmo pulled out Elmo's

Elmo defending himself

knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount Elmo! WTF?

Elmo barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. It nearly raped Elmo.

See also

• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• Snuffleupagus