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Knight Commander of the Order
| Platinum Pisser|
Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.
| Golden Urinal|
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!
|Rejoice, Mnbvcxz! You have been entitled to the |
Golden Shower Award
|For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.|
|Jolly Good Show!|
MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition.
|Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.