User:Mircohard

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"I've been huffed"

~ A kitten on Mircohard

"I like it when it's all nice and hard"

~ Vagina on Mircohard's hardness

"I'm your father"

~ Microsoft on Mircohard

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

~ Mircohard on I'm your father

"The typo was purely intentional"

~ Mircohard on Mircohard's name


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*chew*

(´Д` ) *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
(;´Д`) ..
(;´Д`) Do you mind? I'm busy right now.


I WANT A PINKU PANTII >:3

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