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Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2006 13:16:45 (UTC)
From: Fredrick Wanascamu
Subject: PLEASE,YOUR URGENT RESPONSE IS HIGHLY NEEDED !
DEAR SIR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 
I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE UNCYCLOPEDIA WEB SITE. I PRAYED 
OVER IT AND 
SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE 
RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO 
BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO 
CONFIDE IN YOU 
FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.

I AM FREDRICK WANASCAMU, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS JOHN WANASCAMU, MY FATHER 
WAS A VERY WEALTHY POTATO MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC 
CAPITAL OF IVORY 
COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR 
OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER SOPHIA DIED ON 
THE 21ST OCTOBER 
1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE IAM MOTHERLESS.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2005 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN 
ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE 
HAS A TOTAL OF 
16,500,000 iPODS (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND iPODS) LEFT IN A BOX IN A 
LOCAL WAREHOUSE HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT 
OF KIN TO RECEIVE HIS PROPERTY.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS STASH THAT HE WAS POISONED 
BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN 
PARTNER IN A 
COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THESE iPODS AND USE IT FOR 
BENEVOLENT PURPOSE .

SIR, IAM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO PROVIDE AN ADDRESS WHERE THESE iPOD WOULD BE TRANSFERED
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS PROPERTY.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY 
EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME AND GAINFUL APPLE 
STORE EMPLOYMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
4) TO COMLPETE SEVERAL OF MARKETING OFFER FROM OUR ESTEEMED AFFILIATE COMPANIES 

MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL GOODS AND A LARGE 
iTUNES CREDIT AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER
THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS TO YOUR WAREHOUSE (OR YOUR FATHERS GARAGE) 
OVERSEA AND RECEIPT OF YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION 
FOR DEPOSIT AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR IDENTIFICATIONS.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE 
THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU 
SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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