DEAR SIR,
PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE UNCYCLOPEDIA WEB SITE. I PRAYED
OVER IT AND
SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE
RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO
BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO
CONFIDE IN YOU
FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.
I AM FREDRICK WANASCAMU, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS JOHN WANASCAMU, MY FATHER
WAS A VERY WEALTHY POTATO MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC
CAPITAL OF IVORY
COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR
OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER SOPHIA DIED ON
THE 21ST OCTOBER
1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE IAM MOTHERLESS.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2005 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN
ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE
HAS A TOTAL OF
16,500,000 iPODS (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND iPODS) LEFT IN A BOX IN A
LOCAL WAREHOUSE HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT
OF KIN TO RECEIVE HIS PROPERTY.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS STASH THAT HE WAS POISONED
BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN
PARTNER IN A
COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THESE iPODS AND USE IT FOR
BENEVOLENT PURPOSE .
SIR, IAM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.
1) TO PROVIDE AN ADDRESS WHERE THESE iPOD WOULD BE TRANSFERED
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS PROPERTY.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY
EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME AND GAINFUL APPLE
STORE EMPLOYMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
4) TO COMLPETE SEVERAL OF MARKETING OFFER FROM OUR ESTEEMED AFFILIATE COMPANIES
MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL GOODS AND A LARGE
iTUNES CREDIT AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER
THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS TO YOUR WAREHOUSE (OR YOUR FATHERS GARAGE)
OVERSEA AND RECEIPT OF YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
FOR DEPOSIT AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR IDENTIFICATIONS.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE
THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU
SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.
ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.