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edit Milkmaid Mystic
But back on topic. The point is there's really nothing at all interesting or remotely intruiging about this individual. Except this one time...
edit Fire Alarms
In the early 1940s, a rather clever scientist deduced that one might be able to obtain the motive of the fire alarm by 'asking politely'. The experiment was immediately implemented and all its data taken down by hand. Here is a transcription of what occured:
- SCIENTIST: I'm approaching the Fire Alarm. (pause) Here, you! Write that down.
- <<Scientist Approaches the Fire Alarm. Yells at Assistant.>>
- SCIENTIST: Bloody hell. Don't they teach you anything at school nowadays, you old thing? No! Not this. Don't write this down too. Stop! Honestly! Don't make me go over there, old thing. You've already written down that I've gone over here.
- FIRE ALARM: *beep*
- SCIENTIST: (to Fire alarm) Shut up, will you! (to Assistant)
edit Fin/Too Many Userboxes
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
| This user is a total UKer|
and knows how to queue.
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|